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| Ace's Secret MKA Formula - An additive that enhances the flavor and intoxicating power of any drink (works especially well on MKA) |
| Ace Drink - Quite possibly the most flavorful concoction ever served within our bar. The recipe is as follows: Mix tequila, malt-liquor, Duff, MKA formula, gin, rum, champagne, 2000-year-old-aged wine (Christ's boys saved Ace one of the Lord's stash that they didn't use at the last supper), shark's blood, Krusty brand cough syrup, and the finale...A Guatemalan INSANITY PEPPER! Mix the contents and pour some into a crystal wine glass. Light it on fire, blow it out, and drink. |
| The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster - A favorite throughout the universe. Created by Douglas Adams and imported by Frieza, the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. To make: Take the juice from one bottle of the Ol' Janx Spirit, pour it into one measure of water from the Seas of Santraginus V-Oh, that Santraginean seawater. Oh those Santraginean fish! Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost). Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odors of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink. Sprinkle Zamphuor. Add an olive. Drink...but...very carefully... |
| Rubbing alcohol with a Cherry in a toothpick - Nemo's idea. It's self explanatory. |
| Grinch Nog - A Christmas special brought to you by The Grinch himself. This mysterious substance is 90% more intoxicating than alcohol! |
| The Solid Snake - Another of Ace's concoctions. It consists of: -1 ounce of Green Apple martini -1 ounce of Vodka (straight up) -1 1/2 cups of Hawaiian Punch (for color) -2 ounces of lemon juice -1 gram of whisky Ace describes the drink as intensely sour and mildly intoxicating. The sting of the drink keeps you sober until the last drip. Afterward, you'll be extremely loose and disoriented. That's why it's called the Solid Snake; it sneaks up on you, surprised you, and you don't quite forget the encounter you had with it. |
| The Frosty Frieza - Created by Frieza, named after something Krillin once called him. The process of creating it is so involved, we had to hire a team of chemists to work in the back room solely for the purpose of this drink. The drink itself is a specially engineered liquid that, because of its atomic structure, will not become solid, even at absolute zero. It has zero viscosity, no friction, retains no energy...and if your body temperature is low enough, it tastes quite good. Now, sprinkle in some Blood Ruby dust, add an Altronian Amethyst (Altronia is one of the moons of Planet Frieza 29), toss in a pearl from the heart of an aurumanimitite (a shelled creature living on the roofs of subterranean magma caverns on the frozen planet Persephone), and a drop or so of Frieza's own blood. It must be served at absolute zero in a containment field glass. If you are a warm-blooded creature, this will most certainly kill you. Even so...be careful. |
| Sub's Seizure **** - Of all the concoctions that have spawned from within our establishment, this is the only one designed simply to kill you. Drink only if you have a death wish, or if you'd like to take a stroll through your own personal hell for a couple of hours. |
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