Magi and Trunks' Return, Max’s Death, Sub's Disappearance

Trunks/Vegeta/Liger/Zechs

Frieza

Ace

Sub

SolarSonic

Galactic Magi

Nemo

Magnus X Zero/GamefreakForeverX

[Magi and Trunks’ Return, Max’s Death, Sub’s Disappearance]

7/17/2004

Well, I'm back from two weeks in Idaho and all I have to say is:

God it's hot in Arizona.

And I have souvenirs for you all.

(I got rid of the hyphen in the topic title because the last one had it, and you can't post a topic with the same title.)

(Magnus X Zero) Arizona is grueling on a road trip. Good to see you had a nice trip.

And once again, I failed to get the last post.

Blasted topic thieves. Always mooching off our hard lazing. But at least Nemo's finally started a bar. Now where are those souvenirs? Give!

Happy birthday to Ace!

(Gives Ace giant keg of Frosty Frieza)

It's enough to crystalize the city, so don't spill it.

...

(Gives Ace keg of Ace drink)

To warm you up afterward.

...I'm cold, tired, and angry at Family Circus.

(Shakes uncontrollably on the ground as his skin sizzles and freezes at the same time)

Frieza: -_-' Nobody said you had to drink them both at once.

*glances at Ace*

Blast you straight to hell, Jeffy.

What'd they do to you? I mean besides not being funny.

Thats just it! They waste precious paper by saying crap about sentiments! Don't get me started on that little brat jeffy. He's a delinquent and a blatant smack for overweight people and he's racist too.

(Magnus X Zero) Beer please.

(Gets up off the floor, shivering all the while. Jumps all over the bar with flames shooting out of his mouth and ears with a dotted black line following the carnage. Finally he jumps down in front of Marth and faints.)

Marth: See? It's spreading.

Frieza: That was completely unrelated to--

(He follows the line and just shakes his head)

Frieza: ... Why do I even bother?

(Hands Magnus a beer)

I agree with the whole Family Circus thing.

Frieza: Then it is decided. Our next target is the author of 'Family Circus.'

(Pulls out giant non-novelty shotgun)

Since I know you guys are interested in music, especially guitar/rock, I thought you might like to listen to a little MIDI I composed from scratch.

First I wrote it on my guitar, then translated it onto the computer using this nifty new program I got.

It's a full 2-part guitar (1 acquistic, 1 distorted electric) song, so I'll upload it and then give you the link in a couple minutes.

There's some parts I might change (slightly) in the future, but this is about the gist of it. Keep in mind it is a MIDI, so it doesn't sound exactly how it really would.

http://home.1asphost.com/captnemo/guitarsong.mid

Pretty neat. Reminds me of gameboy and NES. It could use a drum beat though.

I dig it. Nice beat, man.

I'd like to add drums, but the program I have only lets you have 2 tracks in a song, which I needed for an acquistic guitar and distorted electric guitar.

Thanks for the praise!

(Magnus X Zero) *sips beer* Aye good job.

I'm making some modifications, I decided I wanted it to sound bit more hard rock-ish. I may just transfer the entire acquistic track to the electric track and then add drums if it sounds good.

I'll upload it when it's done (prolly tomorrow).

(Magnus X Zero) Blah, it's getting quiet here. *looses a firecracker*

Hallaballoo!

Look at my new sig.
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"If you love some one, set them free. If they come back home, set them on fire." -George Carlin

“That animal inside you is a part of you, right? And not the other way around.” He held up his metal covered hand and clenched it into a fist. “This armor is a part of me and does what I tell it even if the computer knows I’m doing something incredibly stupid. Laden is stuck with an instinct that makes him hate his best friend and he still fights against it, because that’s not the way he really feels.”

(explodes)

Amazing! You're really becoming professional. On a side note, I'll be away for the next week at the beach. Make sure the place is still here when I get back. And since Nemo still hasn't given out his souvenirs, I'm not bringing any either.

(Magnus X Zero) That excerpt inspired me to start working on my story again.

And have fun at the beach Frieza.

Oh! Souvenirs!

I'll have to think some up. I'll get back to you.

Wow. I inspired someone. Woo-fariggin'-hoo.

(Magnus X Zero) Beer to you Ace.

"No comment," is a comment.

(Ultamite X) ahh the end of summer. in a way it is almost poetry as you fire off leftover firecrackers, wish that a freak accident involving 100 megatons of dynamite, a meteor and your school would happen, and frequenting a certain GFAQS bar topic to drink your self unconscious...repeatedly.

And watch how many times the locals kill Goku.

I'm back...and you guys haven't even moved, have you?

(From the floor) Huh?

(Magnus X Zero) What happened?

What's your guys' favorite songs?

(Magnus X Zero) I don't have one. Whatever comes to my ear that sounds good, I like.

You're a lively bunch.

Yeah, I could never pick even a group of favorite songs. There's so much good music out there. Close to the Edge by Yes is one of my biggest favs, though.

Perhaps I'll narrow this down a little: What's your favorite genre(s)?

Rock, and all the different branches it's grown into.

I second that one. Rock is the ****, man.

(Magnus X Zero) Like I said, I pretty much like what sounds good. That being said, jazz/blues is my thing.

(Walks in naked)

:2 sec later:

*walks in naked and looks at Frieza*

One of us is going to have to change.

(Walks in without a gi or shoes)

And I'm still gettin' service, MAN!!!

(Magnus X Zero) The goggles do nothing!

(Walks in wearing a parka)

(Sets parka on fire)

(Sets park on fire)

Ace, if this is gonna be revealed later then don't tell me, but otherwise, what does F,A stand for?

Fire Amnity

(The Hardcore Kid) *will donate sword in Lieu of Money in Exchange for beerI*

(Tosses sword in back with other stolen items and hands Hardcore a beer)

(Walks out from back room with a sword sticking out of body)

Nemo: Hey guys, what'a'ya think of my new liver piercing?

...It would look better if you got a matching Lung piercing.

*throws dagger through Nemo's heart and lung*

I'll have to charge you mdouble for the heart.

Nemo: Now it's uneven.

Sub: It was even before?

Nemo: Yes.

Sub: How?

Nemo: Because there was only one.

Sub: But it was off to the side.

Nemo: Precisely.

Sub:...

Nemo:...

Sub: ("Pierces" Nemo's pancreas)

Frieza: *Shrug* I hate to see a job left unfinished.

(Pierces Nemo's everything)

Speaking of..."piercing"...have you guys played Painkiller at all? If you haven't, allow me to describe the stake gun:

It's basically like a crossbow, except it shoots a stake. That can impale people. Into the walls. Anyway, I've found that if you land a hit in the upper middle of a baddy's chest, his limbs and head will fly off in different directions in a bloody, gorey, mess.

And it has some of the greatest physics in a game to date.

F,A stands for... absolutely jack, man. I don't remember. The title on the book I wrote was abreiviated from the original title, which I didn't write down anywhere recoverable. So I decided to just keep that as the title and go along with it. I know, I know... I made it, but that was years ago. I'm continuing it now with a lot of new ideas, so I guess I can find either a new title (good suggestion by the way. That one goes on the maybe pile) or try to get drunk and remember the old one. (Fat chance of that happening right now.)

I'm happily working on the third part, one of my favorite parts of the story since I get to mess around with one of my favorite Armadian races, the Sect.

BTW

I guess I'll be working on my literary and artistic ventures a lot more now since my TV died on me. I'll buy a new one as soon as I can, but for the time being I suppose I'll be up at night working instead of laughing my ass off at Conan.

(Ultamite X) *pops in via the gory mess on the floor and walks over to the bar* *grabs the nearest bottle of brandy and downs it* Ahh.. better. So any one been to boundery waters up in Minnesota?

(Magnus X Zero) I got my teeth cleaned. Yay. >_>

Okay, not only does my TV die on me, but now my A drive is screwed up. Goddammit! Why me, man? What the hell did I do to deserve this ****!? Huh!? What?

I so need this fa-reakin' vacation of mine.

Okayseeyainaweek.

(Magnus X Zero) Beer please. School is very depressing.

(Tabcef) Guilty Gear X2 makes Soul Calibur 2 a very hard game.

I got my ass whooped in Soul Calibur 2 by my friends, but I kicked all their asses in GG:Isuka, in a 3 on 1.

Suckers.

(Magnus X Zero) If I get too good at 2-D fighting games, I play horribly in 3-D fighting games. Vice versa.

(Gets Magnus beer)

School starting already?

(Magnus X Zero) *drains beer*

It started today. Bah...

My school started last Tuesday. And we had football practice at three in the afternoon for the first time this year today.

(Im Not NEG) Hey Frieza, just had a pretty neat idea for another two ANS. Just so it don't fly out of my head I'll do it here.

audience ask something about the W.
I then ramble about P.
Probably could fit in M in there somewhere.
People jump on me to shut up, or something similer.

The other involves games and high scores.

On the other hand, those wouldn't tie too well with the flow of the others. Anyhow, aim me for the blankidy-blanks ;)

Allentown Laws
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.

Hey Friez

It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.

And Nemo

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

(Im Not NEG) Those are some pretty amusing laws you've crazy US folk have got.

Also, in Ohio, it's illegal to hunt whales on Sundays.

And in Arkansas it's illegal to mispronounce Arkansas.

It's illegal to carry ice cream in your pocket in some town.

School starts for me AFTER my vacation around Labor Day. I'll post here once while I'm at the beach. For kicks.

I can barely contain my excitement. A week of freedom. Of booze, clubbing, women, and sun! It will be glorious, MAN!!!

Have fun! It sounds like you haven't let loose for a while. Hope you get good weather.

It's illegal to honk your horn for no reason in New York City. And traffic doesn't count as a reason.

What beach?

(Magnus X Zero) School is murder. Amontillado here.

(chriscaffee) So these never end?

3 years, and we've never been without one.

(chriscaffee) Crazy, sexy, cool.

(Rummages through back room and pulls out Amontillado for Magnus)

Virginia Beach, Nemo.

(Magnus X Zero) Ah, thank you. *pours into his glass and drinks*

Oh, well. I'll be at the beach until next Monday I believe. So I'll see you guys next time I'm online. 'Til then, MAN!!!

(Splashes Sub's stuff on rat. Rat vomits, mutates, melts, explodes, regenerates, then implodes)

Frieza: Right. That's why I don't drink this stuff.

(Magnus X Zero) School is the devil.

(Im Not NEG) ::in a drunk state::

NEG:I invented the hippo...hic...

Happy birthday to me!

(Gives Nemo a birthday injection of mysterious fluid)

(Magnus X Zero) Drawing is damned near impossible for me. Bah.

Same here. I have difficulties drawing a decent-looking stick-figure.

My new amp is AWESOME.

I'm trying to learn flash. But my drawing skills are also bad, so any movies I make will probably be second rate.

(Magnus X Zero) Still writing, still writing...

I get to learn Flash second semester this year. Right now I'm learning HTML.

Wassup, MAN!!!

100!

Check me deviant account out if you wanna see bad drawing, man. Bad stuff in the grand scheme... But it's mine!

acecs.deviantart.com

I've only got a good twenty minutes left on this computer, so I guess I'll see you guys next time I'm online. Hopefully, that'll be sometime soon. Later, MAN!!!

(Magnus X Zero) See you soon...

Haha, pork.

(Magnus X Zero) And the hammer swung down and rent the earth, and all knew the coming of death...

It's my birthday, drinks for all!

Frieza: Happy birthday!

(Balloons and confetti rain from the holes in the roof)

Ace: Hey, when did you rig that up?

Frieza: I didn't. That must be the clown we're experimenting on in the attic.

(Turns on news)

Reporter: Tragedy struck at the circus today for Stan Johnson, the human cannonball. Just as the cannon went off a donkey stepped in front of his trajectory.

It took surgeons three hours to seperate his head from his ass.

I did not need that image.

9/24/2004

(Turns off jukebox)

Frieza: A solemn moment, everyone. One of our patrons has left us. Max, Firerocket, is dead.

(Places sword on Max's stool)

Frieza: Journey on, brave angel knight, to where life will not cease.
Your task is done, reward is won. Rest ye now in peace.

(Magnus X Zero) *rests blade on the table*

I'm absolutely fascinated by HTML.

You may think the reason I've been missing is because I've been working on a site, but it's actually the fault of an activity at the complete opposite end of the spectrum:

Football. Practices have become a lot longer now that the weather is cooling down (into the 90s), so I'm having less and less time to do stuff on the computer.

That and I'm trying to juggle starting a band and getting a homecoming date by this coming Friday. The band thing is going alright, we started it about a week ago and now just need a drummer.

As for homecoming...it's kind of starting to turn into a joke. The first three (start laughing...now) girls I asked all had dates already, and number four, whom attends another school, has a boyfriend.

Eh, I guess my friends and I can just spend homecoming talking about what big losers we are that none of us could get a date.

Well, except Max. But his girl is...uh...nevermind. We'll just say that even after going 0/4, I wouldn't think of asking her.

(Gives Magnus a beer without him asking)

Frieza: One of the few ways I haven't served you before.

(Magnus X Zero) *starts swigging beer*

Hm...

Frieza: It has come to my attention that we're not funny anymore...

(Dies)

Yeah.

Well, not here anyway.

(Magnus X Zero) *finishes beer*

Just wait until summer. That's when everybody will have time to come in and then hilarity will ensue.

Or until Christmas. When the madness ensues like it does every year.

I think we need a new gag this Christmas. Santa needs a break.

(Tabcef) Santa deflated anyways.
I say we gang up and beat the hell out of the Keebler elves.

Or elves in general.

CTF North Pole?

CT Elves North Pole?

Fortress!

Yeah!

Capture the Fortress!

The North Pole factory!

Or...

Zombies and Reindeer.

Last thing?

I dislike pie.

Rudolf?

(Magnus X Zero) Beer and pizza over here.

Still alive. At work. At the mall. That's all

Hey that rhymes. Cool MAN!!!

(Rolls pizza into ball)

(Pours beer on pizza)

(Lights pizza)

(Exploded beer pizza lands everywhere except where Magnus is)

Twitches and grabs chunk of beer pizza and then collapses again.

(Magnus X Zero) Just my luck. *goes into kitchen to rummage for food*

(Ultamite X) *falls in through a hole in the roof**is soon followed by a sniper rifle*
Does any one here know that the roof is the best place to snipe out politicians and lawyers? Hey pizza!

(Im Not NEG) Bump. Wonder if Frieza will finally finish those comics and unleash them to the world..

(Magnus X Zero) I bet school got him.

That, and Ultima 7.

Thank god football is finally over. I mean, I love it, but I also love when it's over. Those extra couple hours a day feel like forever.

(Magnus X Zero) Happy Halloween you guys.

I really miss comin' here.

Oh, and screw Bush, MAN!!!

(Im Not NEG) Likewise, Ace.

(Magnus X Zero) I like Bush.

(Chriscaffee) I still say you are wrong NEG. As long as there is a Saiyajin's CB&G topic, this board will have a pulse.

Amen. (hands Chris a Sam Adams)

You know, come to think of it, one of us should have run for president. And rigged the election. Or just found a way to profiteer it. Oh well. We'll make up for it on Christmas.

(Magnus X Zero) Christmas party? What about Thanksgiving?

(Im Not NEG) Thanksgiving dont count here in England.

And shush chris, we've ruined enough topics with our bickering.

(Magnus X Zero) Bah, this bar is the place for fights. RPing of course.

You know I'm comin' back for christmas, even if it only is for a month.

(Ultamite X) And now for something completely.......OBSCURE!

*Grabs sniper rifle and knocks Vegeta unconcous. that is to say knock him off the bar stool and let the beer do the rest.*
*Uses Vegeta's limp body to beat Goku to death*
*Drops a kiddy pool of beer through the hole in the roof for all to enjoy.*

(Does something exciting)

Check out the new comics, guys. I'm posting here just in case the topic gets pushed off before some of us come back.

PINEAPPLE!!

(Magnus X Zero) Half-Life 2!

I stand by my previous comment.

(Drags in a screaming roadrunner, slams it on the counter, and lobs its head off)

Frieza: Who wants cocktails?

I want sausage.

(Magnus X Zero) I want pizza.

(Chriscaffee) As asinine as these topics are, they are too damn classic to be on the bottom end of the page.

(Galactic Magi) /\_/\ Hey everyone. Remember me?

Giant smile face doesn't work like it used too.......

Thank thee, Chris. And welcome back, GM!

(Gives GM a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster)

(Galactic Magi) So, catch me up on recent events. All couple years worth of em. ^_^

Sub stopped coming fairly recently. Trunks has been gone since summer. He should've graduated highschool by now, so he could be anywhere. Last we heard was that he wasn't allowed to use the computer, but he'd try to sneak on with the DC. Ace and Nemo stop in every 2 weeks or so. Magnus is a pernament fixture, and I check here every day as always.

The old bars get archived on the site if you're curious. Check the 'What is SPA' page.

...I'm gonna have to start getting into this place again...right after school...and Ultima.

(Magnus X Zero) Permanent fixture indeed...

(Im Not NEG) Holy diddly widdly poo, you mean all the bars in all these years are archived? Thats...crazy. Or not. Nice.

Not all. All since the third (I think it was the third. It was the first slow one). I missed the fourth though. A pity too. That was a good one.

(Galactic Magi) That's a shame about Sub. I see Nemo every day we're at school so no worries there. Anyone know where Al the Hedgehog is?

No, haven't heard from him in a while.

(Magnus X Zero) Happy Thanksgiving guys.

Frieza: Oh yeah. Holiday.

(Blasts dead road runner to a crispy brown, covers in white wine and gravy, and serves on an old shield)

Frieza: We give thanks for the drinks that dull our senses, the fights that enliven them, and the company that keeps them both flowing. Amen.

(Galactic Magi) Merry 4th of Thanks-New Year!

Here's an interesting topic of discussion: You think anyone's ever gotten Mono from kissing the Blarney Stone? I mean I doubt that they clean it what with it's supposed luck. And it's been around for years!

Captain Peach (inside joke).

OH MY GOD! IT'S GM!

...

PINEAPPLE!

(Galactic Magi) You see me every school day......stop being so Martylicious.

I'd do something clever with your name but I'd probably just come across stupid.

...

>.>

...

<.<

Got Leeb?

HOHO!

(Runs)

(Magnus X Zero) I'm confused, or is it the beer? Oh well.

I'd forgotten that you two knew each other...that's sure interesting. I guess that's how you got here in the first place, huh Nemo?

(Drinks Vodka and motor oil)

More or less. He saw me laying on the side of the road in a puddle of my own vomit and carried me in.

(AKA "Yes")

(Galactic Magi) That's what she said.

What the hell is that supposed to mean? *Glare*

Marty's Shoe Outlet.
Randomly there.

(Galactic Magi) Hurray for use of real names?

Can my name be Carl? And then I can open my business...

(Galactic Magi) Can my name be Fumblor, High Captain of the Yetis? 'Cuz I would love that......

No, you're Lobstro the Magnificent, Butt Monkey.

(Galactic Magi) But I don't really like that name....Where were you today?! Tessler got all angry at everyone. And she needs to check our website.

Oh, I'm sick.

...

Yeah. That's about it.

Oh! What was that comic you were looking at on...uh...Thursday? I dunno, the one with the OH GOD IT'S SO GOOD! (Sierra Mist. Yeah, it's kinda like that.)

(Galactic Magi) http://www.fireball20xl.com/gcd/comics.php?id=12

(Magnus X Zero) The two man conversation...

(Galactic Magi) Yeah, well we were both monitoring the board at the time so that's why that happened.

Better than the one man conversations.

(Magnus X Zero) True.

I love lasagna.

(Galactic Magi) I'd like to see a naval battle using gigantic paper boats as opposed to real ships.

I think the ships would be crushed by their own weight.

(Galactic Magi) Then make 'em out of metal but shape them like paper boats. Like they did in the Olympics.

...What? Like the did in the Olympics? Explain.

(Galactic Magi) Oh, in the opening ceremonies they had a kid floating around in the big body of water (they had a giant body of water covering almost the entire floor of the main area for the show) on a metal boat. It was shaped like one of the fold up paper boats. Later they had a sailor standing either in it or next to it when it was no longer being used.

Oh.

(Galactic Magi) Say Nemo, if you could be the king of the world for one day, what would you do? I think it would be fun to require people to carry ID bricks. Those who violate will have an ID brick from the nearest person thrown at them. And if it's in a crowded area like an elevator, then everyone throws one.

I would make you my sex slave.

But if you throw your brick, you're no longer carrying one. So then everyone throws bricks at you, and eventually we have a never ending brick fight...well, it'll end, but it won't be happily.

(johnl) *walks in* hi guys hows things?

(ssjryu) Things are going great. How are you johnl?

OH MY GOD!

...

A PERSON!

(Chriscaffee) 201 lolz

(Magnus X Zero) Eh?

(Chriscaffee) 203 lolz

(Galactic Magi) I guess I would have to put in place an ID brick retrieval law.

(Chriscaffee) 205 lolz

(johnl) just half way through completing Shenmue 2 on the Xbox which i jsut got last week, then i gots to play halo 2.

The Christmas that kinda wasn’t

Ah, the Christmas season. It never fails to bring them all back.

(Tosses everyone free Grinchnog)

(ssjryu) *sips Grinchnog*
So..... Whats been going on since I've been away? <_<

(johnl) nothing much it seems

I died. Twice. At least.

(johnl) So anyway...... don't everyone talk it once...can't hear myself think!

(Magnus X Zero) *throws a bomb*

(Wraps bomb, attaches bow, shoves down Nemo's throat)

Frieza: Thanks for reminding me. You were long over due for one of those.

Nemo: No problem.

(Nemo implodes)

Frieza: ...where the hell is everyone? Why have I been left alone with the natural impossibility? Will we keep our promise and leave Santa alone this year? Will the stock market fall in anticipation? Can the economic repercussions of 3 years of missed presents be undone with one night of binge drinking? Have you seen the muffin man? Orange, orange, red? Dead.

(Is crushed by vat of cocktail sauce)

(Magnus X Zero) Finally, I have a CSS sheet that properly revives the classic sheet for GameFAQs.

Beers for everyone!

(Chriscaffee) Is that, is that so?

(Magnus X Zero) Indeed.

I got a new guitar today.

(Smashes a bottle to accentuate his moment of realization)

Frieza: Ok, we're halfway through December and we haven't done anything. We've never let a Christmas slip by without some sort of adventure and I'll be damned if it happens on my watch!

Nemo: Does this mean we can kidnap Santa?

Frieza: No, I'd rather not resort to breaking our deal.

Nemo: Aw...

(Opens broom closet and releases department store Santa)

Frieza: I was thinking more along the lines of traditional holiday rigors like shopping, caroling, credit card fraud, and so on. But without the other guys around it won't be much fun...aw well. Nemo, start decorating the bar. I'm going to see if I can get into a humorous situation while on the way to a liquor store.

(Magnus X Zero) ...Can't we just party?

(Frieza returns from the liquor store to a fully decorated bar)

Frieza: ...Holy hell. You actually decorated the bar?

Nemo: Yup.

Frieza: Wow. I have to admit you did a pretty bang up job. I sure wasn't expecting you to paint the whole place red. Or do anything for that matter. And all the light balls hanging from the ceiling were a nice touch.

Nemo: Well, it's hard to be humble when you're as perfect as I am.

[Pause]

Frieza: So why no green paint? Christmas is supposed to be red and green, after all.

Nemo: Well, as it turns out, you can only get cats with red blood, but, as you can see, I was able to improvise.

Frieza: Oh good. I was afraid to ask what that smell was. And that you might have become sane while I was out. And even though cats have nothing to do with Christmas, at least they're cheap.

Nemo: Cheap AND flammable.

Frieza: Of course.

Nemo: So did anything funny happen while you were out?

Frieza: No, just the usual unnecessary death.

Nemo: Then why didn't you bring back any beer?

Frieza: Because, as you've no doubt picked up over the last few years, beer is ALSO flammable.

(Galactic Magi) [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]

And after finals tommorow, I'm off to Philidelphia! I want one of those cheesesteaks........and the deli....now I'm hungry. Damn that food and it's deliciousness.

So long people. Back next Thurs.

(Walking through mall)

Frieza: Ok, I got them all alcohol last year. I think I'll show them a little appreciation this year...even though they've left me alone with Nemo to manage the bar for the last few months...

(Walks past an Old Navy)

Frieza: What's this? How strange. My lighter appears to be undergoing some kind of thermal fluctuation. It gets worse the closer I get to this store. Their sound system must be emitting some disruptive waves. I should warn them about it before someone gets hurt.

(Walks into Old Navy. Is assaulted by blaring music. Approaches checkout counter)

Frieza: (yelling over music) Excuse me ma'am, but I believe there's something wrong with your sound system.

Clerk: What?

Frieza: I said there's something wrong with your sound system!

Clerk: Sounds fine to me!

Frieza: No, I mean I think there's a stray wave pattern coming from the speakers.

Clerk: Sneakers? Back of the store. But, uh, I don't think we have any in your...species.

Frieza: What? Look, just get your manager!

Clerk: Manicure? There's a great place just a few stores down!

Frieza: Mani...? Listen to me you air headed twit! My lighter's pulsating! That can't be right!

Clerk: What?! Ew! I'm calling security!

(Lighter explodes. Old Navy is incinerated. Frieza walks out of flaming store)

Frieza: What a waste. Those lighters are really expensive.

(Continues through mall)

Frieza: Well, let's see. What else can I get them? Besides Nemo of course. He'd be happy with a ball of wrapping paper and duct tape. Maybe I could set it on fire or something and call it a nightlight. But the others; what could I get them that they haven't already stolen for themselves?

(Not paying attention, walks into someone)

Frieza: Ah! Sorry I...Goku?

Goku: Hey Frieza! Good day for Christmas shopping, huh?

Frieza: What the hell are you doing here? I thought you were trapped in Sub's torture room.

Goku: No, I got outta there a while ago.

Frieza: Then where have those girlish screams been coming from for the last three days?

(Somewhere in a pit of eternal fire)

Goten: Father! Why hath thou forsaken me!?

(Back at the mall)

Goku: Beats me.

(Frieza reaches for lighter, only to be reminded of the inferno behind him)

Frieza: ...look monkey, I'm not on the mood for your shenanigans right now. I've got enough on my mind without having to ponder how physically impossible you are.

Goku: Aw, come on! We could do our shopping together! Then we could grab some coffee and talk about our kids and the good old days and hey is that store on fire?

Frieza: Why yes, I believe it's one of those 'red hot' sales or some such thing.

Goku: Wow. People get really crazy around the holidays, huh?

Frieza: ...I don't have time for this. I have no idea what to get the guys and I have to go halfway across the galaxy to replace my special lighter.

Goku: (shakes head) Oh Frieza, I expected better from you. Christmas is about love, Frieza, not material. The guys obviously have no need for material things, and since you' were just gonna steal the gifts anyway what's the point?

Frieza: Wha?

Goku: Look into your on-again off-again heart and think of something that will really mean something to them.

Frieza: ...wow...that really-

Goku: Like, for Chichi, I'm promising not to go in the kitchen for a whole month, and for Gohan I promised to stop borrowing his car, and Kenshin and me are-

(Frieza raises arm to blast Goku, but stops)

Frieza: Merry Christmas, Goku.

(Frieza flies away)

Goku: Thanks, Frieza!

(Back at bar)

Frieza: I’ve decided not to blow up the planet because I love you all. There. That’s your present…and some special drinks from my galacticly famous stash.

(Notices Nemo made a Christmas tree out of the fridge. Drops wrapped bottles under fridge with bodies)

Nemo: (trying to stick eyeball into light socket) Huh?

Frieza: …why did I come back here?

Nemo: (Looks up from electrical socket) OH MY GOD! (Jumps up frantically)

...

[Pause]

...

(Everyone stares at Nemo)

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[Pause]

...

Nemo: TODAY IS FRIDAY THE 17TH!!! (Runs out of bar screaming)

~Half an hour later~

Nemo: (Bursts into the bar) I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

Frieza: ...And?

Nemo: And I have all of your presents! Today is a holiday after all.

Sub: Actually, Christmas isn't for another week.

Goku: And a day.

(Goku discinerates)

Sub: Well ain't that some @#$%.

Frieza: ...

Sub: What!

Frieza: What do you mean wh- ... Oh nevermind. It's not like it matters anyway. (Turns to Nemo) So what holiday is today exactly? And you better not say Christmas.

Nemo: Oh, come one Frieza. I know it's not Christmas. What do you think I am, stupid?

Frieza: If you only knew.

Nemo: I'll take that as a "sorta maybe." Anyway, today is Used Console Day, of course! So to celebrate I got you all a used console!

Ace: Wow. That's actually...kinda nice.

Nemo: Why thank you. Here's yours, since you've been so nice. (Glares at Frieza) Don't think I don't know what you're plotting! (Hands wrapped box to Ace)

Ace: Alright, I wonder what this could be.

(Unwraps a Sega Saturn)

Ace: WHAT?! What the hell is this?! What would make you think I wanted a !@#$ing Saturn?!

Frieza: HEY! What have I said about using that kind of language!

Ace: <sigh> Sorry. What would make you think I wanted this !@#$ing thing.

Frieza: Thank you.

Oh, here's a fun fact.

You made out with your sister!

Joking.

Anyway, GM is going to Philly, as he said, and is going to a cheesesteak place, as he said, and is mailing one from there to me. In Arizona. It's gonna be great.

A true test of the postal system.

Good scenes, BTW. Thanks.

Sha-bang.

(Magnus X Zero) Ka-BOOM.

(Nightmare Kojiro) *pops in* by the way this is johnl i got b& so hows things peeps!

[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]

...What? You were b&?

(Galactic Magi) "A true test of the postal system."

No not really. Greetings from cheesesteak land! Yeah, the place that does this frequently sends cheesesteaks out. They even offer a "taste of Philly" box with a cheesesteak, pretzel, and some other stuff. They send it overnight in some freezer thing.

500th message on this board

YOU! I demand details as to the location my cheesey steak. Why is it not here yet! I DEMAND IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION!

(Galactic Magi) It is not there simply because we didn't send it yet.

Bastard.

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>.>

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<.<

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I'MSORRYILOVEYOUPLEASEFORGIVEME!

(Magnus X Zero) How did you get banned john?

(Nightmare Kojiro) Yeh i got banned becasue of a dam usermap axe, and a involvment in luehsi and pron asccii! I was connected to someone elses usermap, and well you can tell the rest, all his 22 accounts got axed and all of my 10.

What's a usermap?

(Nightmare Kojiro) Its something like an ip axe but not as bad!

(Magnus X Zero) That sucks. Good to see you back though.

(Galactic Magi) I be back from Philly!

Where's my cheesesteak, slut monkey!

(The Hardcore Kid) *Obvious fake Mancunian Accent* I come 'ere in t'pub for a pint and what do I get?! Nowt!

Any Road, I'll have a Guinness plz...

(Magnus X Zero) It actually snowed in El Paso. Freaking miracle.

(Nightmare Kojiro) It's Chrismas here in scotland, here everyone have a beer with me!

(Magnus X Zero) Merry Christmas for you! There's seven more hours 'till Christmas where I'm at.

(Magics Hardcore a Guinness, joins John and Magnus in a beer)

Frieza: Merry Christmas, all.

(Galactic Magi) I be Jewish. Your wishes of Christmas merriment are of no use to me!

Ok then, merry everybody.

(Magnus X Zero) *takes a swig*

Happy holidays everyone!

Well you already had Hanukkah, during which I imagine you received things. So now it's our turn. I'd have to say my highlight present this year was an iPod mini, but I also received some much needed guitar accessories.

(johnlIV) Lets see, i got a Ford fiesta Zetec which i can't drive yet until i pass my test on jan 6th(hopefully) Err laods fo chocoalte and 3 grand in the bank so i pretty did good.

(Feverishly searching around the bar)

Nemo: Are you looking for that pink limo?

Frieza: What pink limo?

Nemo: I never said pink limo. There was never a pink limo! Stop looking at me!

Frieza: ...this is the first Christmas since we formed that Santa wasn't bound and gaged, but he didn't even leave us coal! I mean, sure, I'd be afraid to come within miles of this place if I were him, but I thought he was bound by some kind of law to give everyone something.

Magnus: I don't think Santa visits commercial establishments.

Frieza: Oh, come on. I've hardly left this place in the last 3 years. Vegeta spends more time here than at home. Between the lot of us, this HAS to be considered a residence.

Magnus: Maybe he made up a list below naughty just for you.

Frieza: (sigh) I suppose. Too bad. We really could've used that coal for heat.

(Walks outside. Finds gargantuan chunk of coal obstructing road)

Frieza: Ah...well then, that's...kind of flattering, actually. I'll have to thank him next year.

(Sets coal on fire. Roasts beer and small animals)

Frieza: And there we have it. Our first Christmas without Solar, Ace, or Sub. The hole in the ozone layer created by this coal will be its monument. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

(Magnus X Zero) Aye. Let's hope they come for New Years.

(johnl) I never ever got on with those guys :(

I remember way back in the old days when I used to set stray cats on fire.

(Nightmare Kojiro) I remember in the old days i used to get bombed and ignored.

(Galactic Magi) I remember the good old days when Nemo had time to sleep. By the way, how's this two week break been for you?

Dandy, the cheesesteak was delicious. How about you?

(Magnus X Zero) So what's our plan for the new year?

(johnl) I think we should do sout special. Maybe have a few beers and order a few strippers?

Frieza: Oh, we do that every night. I say we ensave a third world country.

Why do third world countries get all the attention? What about a second world country?

It's second person point of view. Nobody knows about it. And they like it that way. Those second world countries keep their utopian lifestyle by staying out of the affairs of first and third world countries.

I think you're on to something. Those second world countries should be even easier to enslave, and they're richer.

(Magnus X Zero) Sounds like a plan.

That means I came up with something useful! Hurrah!

(johnl) zzzzzzzzzz.zzzzzzzzzzzz

(Galactic Magi) ooooooooo.oooooooooo

(johnl) gah 1 post left, no!!!!!

What? Shut it up you! *throws keg at John*

Don't miss the new comics, Sub.

(johnlIII) Thank you man atleast it was full!

*runs off with keg*

(Magnus X Zero) *opens up a special batch of new year beer*

Happy New Year, if it applies to you. Cheers!

Hey, it's like 2005 and stuff.

(Tabcef) The New 'Fist of the North Star' is awesome.

Punching something, and then having their head explode= awesome.

Shirt exploding= Awesome.

Rapid punch while screaming 'A-TATATATATATATATA TAAAA!'= Awesome.

Frieza: Did any of us remember to take over a country?

Sub: No, but I stole all the chocolate in Switzerland and burned down their embassy.

Frieza: Ah, well done.

At what altitude to dear turn into elk?

The revival

1/3/05

(VandreadZero) I Don't Believe it!!! The Bar is Still Here...

(johnl) Its only a hollogram! It aint really here!

Could that be Trunks stumbling in with a new account?

You Got it! I Finally got Internet Again!...WESTSIIIIDE!

Vegeta:Cause we need Beer Money

Sweet! We were just wondering what happened to you a few pages back. Last we heard your parents weren't letting you use the net often so you were sneaking on with the Dreamcast. So have a drink and tell us how you've been!

(Pours Trunks bourbon, scotch, and beer)

*Drinks Beer*I've been alright,Lot of stuff has happened over the time I've been Gone. Got a new PC a couple of months ago,(Currently Useing) and switched to DSL,wich is cool But Some Stuff Just Sucked,The worst was that My House was broken into last June,Those Bastards Ransacked the Place and Took over 2000 Dollars in Games from me alone,Luckily my 2 favorite games Z.O.E. and Z.O.E.2 werent taken, Or my anime DVD's. But anyways it's great to be back I just wish I still had acsess to my old SN's. The one I use now I Simply chose because it my XBOX Live SN.(Which is useless wene you have a DSL connection like mine) Tommorow...*locks at clock*Later today I plan to choose my college classes at ...well college. I want to take something involveing Multimedia Like Photo Shop.

(Magnus X Zero) Hello Trunks. Sorry to hear that your house was broken into. But it's good to see you back.

That sucks about your house. Hope they didn't take your memory cards. The games can be replaced pretty easily, but I'd hate to lose all my hours of work on all my games. Glad to see you made it to college (I remember something about you transferring schools and having to stay an extra year). Me and Ace started down the college path last year. Have you picked a major?

And of course the bar's still here. It'll be here until GameFAQs dies or destroys this board. And if that happens we'll just move it. S.P.A. rides for life!

Not much has happened. Sub comes by less often, Ace has a job that keeps him away and says he hopes to be back soon, me and Nemo keep the place going, and Magnus is our ever-faithful customer, and Johnl has been dropping by a lot. Nobody showed up for Christmas this year, but me and Nemo did a few skits anyway.

And yes, there's been at least one new season of comics since you've been gone. Make sure you don't miss the link to the flash movie at the bottom of the last comic.

So why can't you use your old SNs?

Man it's great to see you guys again, I was always thinking about the bar since I lost my internet.

(johnl) He probably wasn't around for the upgrade thing. Or forgot his passwrod.

Anyway welcome back i don't think you'd remember me since well i wasn't well liked back in the day.

(Galactic Magi) Hello Trunks. I came back after a while. If you forgot who I was, check the SPA comics.

(Magnus X Zero) Gah, school begins again tommorow. Less time to visit the bar...

I'm Back, MAN!!!

...

For a minute anyway. And yeah, it's me, ACE. It's been awhile ya'll, what's goin' on?

Oh and happy new year and all that nice stuff. I have a new comp, a new system, and a buttload of new crap to do. I guess I'll be posting once a week or month from here on out. I'll be around for another hour or so, so ya know...

Hi.

(Magnus X Zero) What online games do you guys play?

I remember Practially everyone that was here befor,And I did miss on the whole upgrade thing cause I had no acsess to the net at the time plus After I got Broken into and was out of High School I got Bored So Idecided to Visit some Old Friends in the East.So from Like August(I think?) to Around last week Ive been In Japan.Tommorow I start work at a new Job...Which I never even applied for in the 1^st

Wow. 2 guys back on the same day. But how the hell do you lose a screen name without being banned?

The only online games I've ever played were the SA1 world rankings (if you consider that an online game) and Quake 3 for DC. Currently, I play none.

What's your new job, Trunks? I've been working at a Shoprite deli for about a year.

Im Not sure, I havent tried logging in as them cause this new system is too confuseing, But if I did lose them it's probably because of inactivity.

The New job is for some company called AVX Corp. Not sure exactly what that is or what im gonna be doing but I just hope it's easy. I'll Fill you in on the details later, I start today at 8:00Am and It's 6:45 So I gotta start getting Ready....I gotta check up On that SN thing later.

(johnl) Frieza if you didn't upgrade before the new year you lose your account.

If you enter a username where it asks for your email, it'll give you the upgrade screen. Maybe it's still possible to upgrade an old account.

(johnl) I thought it didn't work thats what i read at the MBA.

I'll Try that upgrade thing one I make sense of my old E-mail acounts and passwords

*pours himself a cold duff*

Well it's raining(Which I always enjoy) out here in L.A. So I guess I'll watch some Viva La Bam.
*turns on the bars T.V.*
Good old Bam,What will he do Next.*drinks beer*

Whatever he wants, apparently.

At the moment I'm working at an FYE. That's not a fye or fyi. F.Y.E. Jeez, you have no idea how annoying it is for people not to get the fact that it's an acronem(spelling...)

(johnl) *walks in*
Hey you guys got change for a £10 note?

What no....oh wait i forgot, you use american money.

*goes out*

Actually I don't think anyone one of us has ever paid for anything in our lives.

Frieza: What're you talking about? Don't you pay for all these bars we go through?

Vegeta: No, that's Bulma.

Frieza: Ah yes. Like how everything I've ever payed for was with stolen money.

Vegeta: Exactly.

(Magnus X Zero) I have...

(worldradiohead) freaking french spit on lance. number three though. ah, thats my basement!

look at his face

(Galactic Magi) So, guess who's learning Flash in school. I'll give you a hint: They are two guys who live in Arizona, go to this very social board, and their names rhyme with Ketchup and Mustard.

It's Nemo and I! Bet you never saw that coming. Yeah, we're not so good at it right now.

*tumble weed rolls by* Where do those things keep coming from?

(Magnus X Zero) *hides bag of tumble weeds*

(Tosses tumbleweed a beer)

*amazed by the drinking tumble weed* Now thats my type of plant!

(Galactic Magi) Tumbleweeds are awesome. It's cool when a car hits one, but then I feel bad for the weed, because it is no longer able to tumble freely.

It's cool only because when it gets hit, the pieces fly in every direction.

I imagine that's similar to when the person in the car ahead of you on the freeway hits a bird. Freaking, I had clean out the grills on my mom's van for like three hours cause of all the damn feathers. (This was several years ago)

*raises beer mug*A Toast!, to the tumblweed. May it continue to drunkenly tumble for many years to come.

Frieza: Man, that thing's a party animal.

(Tumble weed bounces up and down on unconsious Goku with beer can inside it)

Frieza: And here I was gonna light it on fire.

(Toasts to Tumble weed)

Hehe, it's been so long I almost forgot about your lighter

I remember way back when I used to get explodated over that thing.

(johnl) Hello? Anyone about?

Frieza: Ah yes, my beloved lighter. What arsonistic adventures we've had...

(Show flashback scenes of Frieza burning things to the tune of 'So happy together')

Frieza: Yes John, I'm here. Have one on the house.

(johnl) Thanks i was kinda all out of pocket anywho

Crackers and cheese.

(Magnus X Zero) Cookies and milk.

Bill and Ted.

My face and asphalt.

Beavis and Butt-Head

(johnl) Just read there could be a new Sonic game for Gamecube out by the end of the year, in a GS newsletter.

And You.

A new Sonic game. Can only hope it's better than the last one.

(johnl) Don't hope, becasue then it will be bad.

Personally, I don't have high hopes. Besides, I'll be to busy playing the new Zelda game by that time.

Oh, I know it's almost certainly going to suck. I was just saying it so as not to offend those who still have some faith in Sonic Team.

After that crap about a a kid and a giant Egg Iv...Lets just say Capcom leads as my Top developer now.Only cause I'm a hardcore Zero fan(rockman X).Sonic team has just lost it.Only reason I bought Sonic Heroes was shadow and thats all!

My three favorite developers are Ubisoft:

Splinter Cell series
Myst series
(New) Prince of Persia series
There's another one that escapes me at the moment.

Electronic Arts:

Battlefield series
Burnout series (mostly Takedown, though)
Again, I'm pretty sure I'm forgetting about a game/series.

And Nintendo. Do I even have to list Nintendo's franchises? I think not.

My top 3 are

Capcom
Rockman:ZERO/X/Command Mission

Namco
Xenosaga...Thats it for namco

Konami
Zone of the Enders
Anubis Zone of the Enders
Zone of the Enders 2173 TESTAMENT
Metal Gear Solid Franchise

Maybe sega if they can make a good game with Shadow in it.

But What is this Nintendo you speake of? Can it be eaten?

(johnl) My Fave game Developers:
Konami for pro evolution soccer 4
Bungie for Halo 1 and 2
Am2 for Shenmue 1 and 2(Still love that series)
And Rockstar North For the GTA and because it's in Scotland.

I still have faith in Sonic team. Well because Sonic heroes was the only bad game to date, i know some of you say Sonic Adventure 2 was bad but i really enjoyed that. And don't get me started on Shadow i wish he never entered the Sonic scene.

Don't forget about Sonic Battle. And those crappy scenes in Sonic Advance 2 & 3 (when you unlock a character).

Anyway, I don't really have a favorite developer. I like Konami and Capcom and all the old school ones. Not so much EA, but occasionally they get a good one. I'm ever faithful to Mario and Zelda and recently to Metroid. Rare was the most consistently good company I can remember, but then they moved to the Xbox and I don't know what happened to them.

I second the Rare thing. The only title I even THINK they MIGHT be making if it isn't some one else, is the new Conker game, which I won't get to play because it's an Xbox exclusive. Bastards.

I started cracking up whene I saw the trailers for that game.But I heard rare is making perfect dark 2,Or is that out already?(Never really a fan of rare, I always thought DKC was an awfull game.I loved goldeneye though)

(johnl) HAHA i got an XBOX so UP YOURS!

*RUNS*

(Magnus X Zero) How random.

I thought DKC (Donkey Kong Country, I'm assuming) was amazing. However, going back to it now, I just can't get used to it, because the controls on the SNES version just can't compare to the likes of Super Mario World (my favorite game of all time, by the way).

(Magnus X Zero) My favorite developers/publishers are:

Nintendo
Capcom
Konami
SNK
Sonic Team
Blizzard
Valve
Remedy
Rockstar Games

It just occured to me that GM has been here for months. He hasn't done that since the first bar. A toast to him! And while I'm at it, to John for stopping by a lot recently, Magnus and Nemo for sticking it out for this long, Trunks for his grand return, and the hope for Ace's return.

And Firerocket. Trunks, I forgot to mention that a few months before you came back, Firerocket (Max/Maximus/real name Nabeel) died in a car crash.

Oh man, I had forgotten about that.

(Magnus X Zero) It was a damn shame. Firerocket was a cool person.

(Johnl) Yeh even though i hardly spoke to the guy, its a darn shame that.

Also did you guys know the Voice actor for Robotnik from the Sonic adventure games is dead?
Yeah had to happen to atleast a good voice actor.

Yeah, he was the best of all of them.

Ya know after clicking on refresh 300 times with nothing happening Iv come to realize that were pretty much the only ones left here.

Ee-yup.

(Johnl) We're all alone!

(Galactic Magi) I say we relocate the bar to a remote island, as a breakaway action from all continents!

Would we be a democratic society of Communistic?

Sweet! There makeing a new season of family guy, I almost spat out my beer.

All right! It's about time they realized how good that was.

I'm pretty sure it's because of adult swim. It's alot more well known to the youngsters with there MTV and the rap music with the Hip'n and the Hop'n and poeple who have nothing to do late at night and...what the hell am I talking about...Oh yeah, It's most likely because the incredibly high rateings it recieved.

That is the best show on television. It's even better than Desperate Housewives. My (younger) brother (he's 13) has all 4 seasons on DVD.

Oh, and Seth McFarlane (creator of Family Guy, incase you didn't know) is making a new cartoon called American Dad. It's about a "normal" family where the dad is along the lines of Joe in Family Guy (wheel chair guy). Except, y'know, he can stand. And he's in the CIA or something...not sure.

Did I mention I LOVE Desperate Housewives?

(Johnl) For some reason i never got into Family guy, maybe it's the fact that over here in scotland, well it only comes on during the night and i usually forget or am a asleep.

Anyone here who's an Eagles fan can go shove it. I'm hatin' to the end... when they lose, MAN!!!

Not a fan of the home team, huh?

Woo Patriots. This would be the third superbowl in the last four years that they've won, or the first ever that the Eagles have won. But still, I'm going with the Pats.

was that ace?

Yeah, he has the same problem you do with his account being closed.

(Johnl) We're talking about american Carryball right? Who are in the superbowl this year? I don't really follow it but i like the superbowl. i'm more of a Football man than a carryball fan.

(Magnus X Zero) I'd rather play football, rather than watch.

(Johnl) I used to play both Rugby and Football. My own team mate stood on my shin and broke it so, my hopefull long term career of being a goal keeper and playing for scotland went out the window.

Truth be told, I was one hell of a goalie/goalkeeper. When I was seven. I didn't let a single goal by the entire season, and only three during the playoffs (it was some hoidy-toidy league where seven-year-olds actually got to have a playoff).

Good stuff.

(Magnus X Zero) I ran a freaking 60.4 on the 400 at track today. Damn I'm pissed.

That...that's significantly faster than I could. My fastest 100 is like 14-15 seconds. Linemen usually don't have to be the fastest sprinters, though.

(Johnl) I was about to sign for the Motherwell FC(The team i love and support) under 16s at the time. I was gonna be paid £750 a week.

Man...that sucks...oh well, it brought you here. Have another beer.

(Johnl) Your right it did. *drinks beer*

(Magnus X Zero) I'm burnt out on school already. Summer can't come any faster, can it?

(Johnl) Feel sorry for ya man, i left school last year now i go to college which is jsut like school but i get paid £150 a month to go, then next year when i'm 18 it will rise to £330 a month.

Simpsons was scary this week. They almost closed Moe's.

(Johnl) :O so thats what the story is reduced to now! We'll not get it over here till sometime next month.

(Magnus X Zero) Beer and steak please.

Vegeta: So did Chibi Trunks behave while I was gone?

Frieza: Who?...oh right. I forgot all about him.

Vegeta: Aw man! He'd better not have starved again!

(Frieza and Vegeta run into bathroom to find Goku cleaning toilets)

Vegeta: Kakarot, not that it's unfitting, but why are you doing my son's job?

Goku: Because he asked me to.

Vegeta: (smacks forehead)

Frieza: Well, where is he?

Goku: He was taking a nap. I think rats carried him off.

Vegeta: How could you let rats carry off my son?!

Goku: I didn't think you'd mind. I mean, didn't you try to sell him for beer once?

Vegeta: That was different!

Goku: How?

Vegeta: I got beer!

Goku: Oh...then can I stop cleaning now?

Vegeta: Hell no; you lost my toilet cleaner, YOU fill in for him.

Goku: Aw...

Frieza: So now what?

Vegeta: We search the sewers. I just hope we find him before-

Bulma: VEGETA!!!

(Vegeta screams and hides behind Goku)

Bulma: Why is out son floating in the gutter on Main Street?!

Vegeta: Uh, because he weighs less than the water?

(Bulma grabs his collar)

Bulma: How can you be so irresponsible?! Well?! Do you have anything to say for yourself?!

Vegeta: Um...uh...happy anniversary?

Bulma: Aw, you remembered!

(Hugs Vegeta)

Vegeta: (to Frieza) Get me outta here.

Frieza: No problem. Hold still.

(Injects pure alcohol into Vegeta's veins)

Vegeta: Ah, there we go.

(Bulma walks out with half-conscious Vegeta)

Goku: Isn't love beautiful?

Frieza: Go bring back little Trunks before I drown you in the toilet.

Goku: Yes sir...

Nemo: (Steps in front of Bulma on the way out, completely drunk) Well hello there you increasingly attractive woman.

*SLAP*

Nemo: Do you accept Visa?

*SLAP*

Nemo: I'll be in you if you need me.

*SLAP*

Nemo: I'll be in the basement if you need me. (Walks off)

Frieza: Ah, Nemo. You'd think he would've learned about the basement by now.

(Explosions)

Whiskey tango foxtrot.

WTF...I actually got that...

Sierra hotel alpha hyphen bravo alpha november golf.

(Magnus X Zero) I'm lost.

It's the police/military alphabet:

W = Whiskey
T = Tango
F = Foxtrot

And in the last one, hyphen equals an actual hyphen. Not an "H."

(Johnl) Can i correct you Nemo? Being a Scot and all Whisky is actually spelled Whisky! Just annoys me!

Oh, my bad. I just always assumed it was "whiskey." Not sure why, but yeah, I'll remember that.

(Johnl) Nemo sorry but you spelled it right, Whisky is spelled Whisky in Scotland but out side it's spelled Whiskey! Me = fool

(Magnus X Zero) Not a fool John, just misinformed.

I win.

LOL! just like the olden days.

Huh what?

(400)

(Johnl) HAHA! Not anymore.

(Galactic Magi) I'd take away whatever you are so proud of John, but alas I have no idea what you are all talking about.

(Magnus X Zero) Such is the life in the Saiya-Jin's Club Bar and Grill.

(Gives Magnus dancing beer)

(Magnus X Zero) Ah, now there's a new addition.

*watches beer dance*

(Johnl) I want to try this dancing beer!

If you drink it, it'll lose its balance and won't be able to dance anymore.

Just like me.

(Galactic Magi) What do you think will happen if we open it, drink half, and fill it back up with other forms of alchohol?

It will dance drunkenly.

(Magnus X Zero) A drunk bottle of beer... How interesting.

Tommorow's my first track meet. Wish me luck guys.

Good luck. Here's your steak and beer for energy.

(You've been served)

That's right sucka! You just got served!

(Galactic Magi) You don't get to do that anymore Nemo.

Damn you...

(Magnus X Zero) Bah, I didn't get to run. The latter half of the meet was cancelled because the track got too wet. Oh well.

It's rainy here.

That may not sound that spectacular, but it is in Arizona. I think we've already had like 70% of our annual average rainfall or something.

(Johnl) *sniffs* dang i have a cold and i've been sneezing and feels like my small peanut sized brain explodes. Used up 2 toilet rolls today alone.

(Galactic Magi) As of this post, I have 100 active messages. Now, off I go to celebrate by finishing watching TV and paying no attention to my active message count.

(Magnus X Zero) Guys, I feel like I'm in a rut. I think my grades are declining, I'm losing touch with my friends...

Sometimes, life in this world just plain sucks.

On the other side of the spectrum, there's Magical Trevor.

Yeah, it does suck sometimes. That's what bars are for. But for ruts, you just have to find something new.

My thoughts on Valentine's Day:

Girls = Time x Money

Sidenote: Time = Money, therefore...

Girls = Money x Money
Girls = Money^2

Sidenote: Money = \(Evil (That's supposed to be a radical for a root) Therefore...

Girls = (\(Evil)^2
Girls = Evil

My math teacher wrote this up on the board when we started our homework in class, and then he stepped aside so everyone could read it, and then wrote "Happy V-Day" underneath it.

He is my hero.

Any suggestions on how to write a better square root radical? I want to put this in my AIM profile, but none of my friends will know that Evil^(1/2) is the same as a sqaure root.

(Im Not NEG) That math teacher deserves a chat show!

(Galactic Magi) Which teacher was it Nemo? You're in Algebra 2 right?

I completly forgot it was valentimes day, Im under a pile of homework for college plus Im anxious about Xenosaga episode II comeing out this week.

It was Mr. Pantier.

(Galactic Magi) I think I've seen him. Is he the guy with the shaved head?

"That means I came up with something useful! Hurrah!" -Nemo

Guess what page that quote is from.

One of them.

And yes, he's got the shaved head. Except you can tell he's losing his hair because he only has stubbles on the sides of his head, and not on the very top. I find that funny.

Screw 'single's awareness' day, MAN!!!

Right now I have no woman. I ain't complaining, but...

(Johnl) Yeh thats how we all feel but it was 2 days ago now.

I am now in love with that name.

(Galactic Magi) I was wondering if you made that up this morning Nemo. Anyways I'm going to work on the Flash game engine tommorow like I said. Besides finishing Mario up, I wanted to do some other drawings. I'm going to work on the Link I drew, but I need to draw more Nintendo characters so I can eventually do that Flash movie. Any ideas?

Late at night = brain no work good.

I'll get back to you tomorrow.

How about an embarrassingly annoying character? Like Slippy (Star Fox). Or Pikachu.

Or a character that never gets any attention. Like Bullet Bill. Or one of the earlier Koopa castle bosses in Super Mario World.

(Johnl) Argghh all this has fried my brain!

2/20/2005 8:09:34 AM

This is the first time I've ever actually said this in the recorded history of the bar.

Today is my birthday.

(Galactic Magi) Happy Birthday! I wish you the best of pastries.

And I thought I had woken up early today.

Happy birthday! Y'know what's fun? Having really gullible friends.

(Magnus X Zero) Happy Birthday!

(Johnl) Hey people dunno if you've ever noticed in my sig, but i have a forum and we do rping there so if you want to come along then cool. No rush or anything, there si also a gamefaqs classic skin option too.

Hellllloooooooooooooooooooooooooo <echoes/>

(Galactic Magi) Per-clunk?

Damn I'm Late! Happy late B-day Frieza.

Thanks guys...need something to do.

What the hell is a pant? And I don't mean the action of panting. Like, the singular form of pants.

These kinds of things bug me.

(Tabcef) I believe a pant is the same thing as a 'pant leg', considering it is said as a 'pair of pants', hence the two 'pants'..

Understand?

Also, Berserk is an awesome anime series.

GUTSSSSS.

(Johnl) Sorry frieza i didn't know it was your bday.

Don't worry, it's cool.

That may be, but then what would the purpose be for having just one pant?

(Johnl) Couldn't it be for someone with on leg?

Touche.

It'd make a good windsock.

(Galactic Magi) You could tie it to something and swing from it.

Or you just get some rope.

(Tabcef) A sheath.
For someone's arm.

After you chop it off, and then punch their face in.

Then pull out your 8 foot sword and cleave the person and his friends in half.

Along with their horses.

All at once.

Tab wins.

Yes. I believe he does.

(Magnus X Zero) I won a medal today for the 1600 meter relay. Oh yeah.

I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what was your time?

Congrats, man.

(Gives Magnus free random drink)

(Galactic Magi) Hurray! Medals are always fun.

congrats magnus

(Magnus X Zero) Thanks everybody.

I never found out my individual time Nemo. I know our overall time was 2:40 something.

(Johnl) god 1600 meters is quite good well done. What colour medal?

Whoah. The bar lost a limb today. And we're its barely beating heart.

(Im Not NEG) Ran a mile for charity once. Ran backwards just to be different.

My feet cry in memory.

(Johnl) C'mon neg you sound very unfit, what where you doing all thattime while you were not on the comp? You should do some excersise if 1 mile makes you nackered. when i coach my young Football "soccer" U-11 team i make them run 3 mile's before a Sunday Amatuer league match. Which is nearly everyweek. Who ever doesn't pass doesn't get a starting position. And we are 2nd in our league.

(Galactic Magi) "Whoah. The bar lost a limb today. And we're its barely beating heart."

Wha? Clarify. I don't get it.

I think he meant the SASB just got a limb cut off. Notice the missing topics.

(Galactic Magi) Oh, didn't notice that.

(Johnl) i think we should make some topics jsut to get it back to normal. Place is embarrasing!

Yeah. I was getting at the dissapearance of several topics over the course of a couple hours.

(Johnl) Dam gfaqs purge rate dam it too hell!

(Im Not NEG) Shut up John ¬_¬

Mind you, half to most of the topics on the SASB seem to be mine. How lovely.

Horray random bickering.

(Galactic Magi) ¬_¬

How do you do that? I have no idea what key that is.

(Im Not NEG) ¬ is above the tab key.

No, ` and ~ are above the tab key. I don't see that thingy anywhere. I thought it was one of those things you had to hold alt and use the number pad to make.

(Johnl) :X

(Im Not NEG) In which case, your keyboard is older then mine, blimey.

How old is your keyboard? Cause mine came with this computer, which I received for Christmas last year.

(Im Not NEG) Uh..lesse...got the comp Feb 2002. Three years then.

Go figure.

At least I have a ¬ key, nana-nanana!

Just to note, the ~ key on mine is above shift. Which, if not pressed together with shift its #.

(Galactic Magi) My # is above the 3. I have Caps Lock and Enter above the two shifts. What's the shift version of your 3?

(Johnl) Dear oh dear, this morning i had the wrost hangover of all time!

On topic: ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

¿Que?

You Europeans and your crazy keyboards.

(Im Not NEG) 1!
2"
3£
4$
5%
6^
7&
8*
9(
0)

My keyboard is awesome.

(ssjryu) So what are you guys gonna do when it reaches 500?

(Johnl) probably make a new topic?

(Magnus X Zero) Well, I'm back after a long hiatus. I ran the mile today. We lost, but it was freaking hilarious watching two sprinters and JV guys trying to catch up to blazing varsity runners.

The last 5 posts of a bar are usually stolen by somebody craving the perceived honor of the final post. I wonder if we can resist the temptation this time.

Who's gonna start the next one? GM could, I dunno if he ever has. And speaking of 500, I've never finished one despite my best efforts...

And I'm not European. Thought I'd clear that up even though probably know already.

You can make a ¿ by holding Alt, pressing 936 on the number pad, and then releasing Alt.

W0rd.

I think I finally win.