Trunks/Vegeta/Liger/Zechs

Frieza

Ace

Sub

SolarSonic

Galactic Magi

Nemo

Magnus X Zero/GamefreakForeverX

 

[Dawn of the S.P.A.]

 

VEGETA;The prince of all saiyans has come back to gamefaqs and is ready to get you all drunk once again

 

Frieza: Oh yeah! I'll run the bar!

...

Frieza: Well, looks like no one's here. Guess I'll have to get rid of all these booze somehow. Heh heh.

 

ohhh can me be d.j.?

 

Yeah, sure. You're with S.P.A, so do whatever you want.

 

YUP

 

(John the Echidna) ::steals all alcohol contained within the club and takes it to a secret hideout::

 

Stolen booze explode, destroying secret hideout, killing all innocent bystanders within.

Frieza: I took the liberty of equiping all the drinks with a self destruct mechanism...Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

(Lights fire to random small animal)
Frieza: MAN it's slow in here.

 

Not for long...
Yo Freiza! Gimme a beer, man! I got home early for once, so I'll be here for a while, since Graal is downloadin'.

 

Frieza: Yeah Ace!

(Hands him his beer)

Frieza: Man, it's been a while. I didn't have school today (teacher conference) what's up?

 

(Feeds random, flaming, small animal to the monster in the bottomless pit in the bathroom)

Frieza: Dum de dum dum dum.

 

*Dips head under the tap*
What?

 

VEGETA;Hey you better pay for that

 

Gurk!
*chokes on the beer*
Don't do that!
*hands over the 50 bucks*

 

VEGETA;thats better,

I can't even talk right IRL cause i went to the dentist yesterday and i had to get oral surgery.and my right side of my face is still all big and swollen.my dad says i look like homer simpson.

 

-_-'
Okay...Homer Simpson...isn't that goin' a little far, he looks kinda like a chimp with a fat gut and a beard.

he means from the face causae it's swollen and the mouth looks like his
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THE S.P.A. RIDES WITH S.A.S.B. FOR LIFE!
CAUSE WE NEED BEER MONEY.

 

worst thing is I CAN'T TRAIN

 

Ah, so what did the dentist have to operate on in your mouth? Pull out a surly green, rotting cavity or somethin' else?

I aparently had a type of grand canyon that formed in my gum that was caused by a dead tooth*THANK YOU MAGNUS*can't remember much but the pain.

 

What did Magnus do?

 

(Chris Dark) a group of soldiers bust down the doors.
Soldier A:El Presidente!
Soldier B:LEAVE!!!!!!!!!*all the soldiers leave, and the spainish president walks in*

 

Can't you see I'm busy?!
*Smashes a molotov cocktail over 'El Presidente's' head and it bursts into flame

 

(Chris Dark)Spanish President: OW OW OW OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT OUT THE FLAME!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!! *throws off wig, and disguise, and (of course) is C. Dark(Jill:Couldn't see THAT comming...)*
What were you trying to do? KILL ME??!!

 

from what i can tell my tooth died wene i got punched in the face,and magnus is the only person i can remember punching me ther a couple years ago.the doc said it died a while ago and thats why i had to get that surgery yesterday. iv been drinking soup thrue a straw for the last 2 days

 

(To C.Dark) Why of course I'm tryin' to kill ya. Every time you and your crew rolled up in here there was always some kind of bloodshed or carnage.
*points to stuffed two-tailed fox hanging on the wall*
And he's just the last victim from MY crew

 

(Chris Dark) well, I need to hide out here for a while. Seems S.T.A.R.S. got into a fight with a spanish military unit and next thing we know, we're surrounded by tanks, chopers, harriers, and other things. So I got out under the disguise of the Spanish President.

 

Well you can't hide here, MAN!!! You'll get us all killed! The Spaniards don't like me already. Not since I killed that fool, BatManuel just outside The City limits.

 

VEGETA;Hmmm*starts to drink some presidente*

 

(Chris Dark) either you guys help save the rest of the crew, or I have to hide out here for a while. YOur choice, but I perfer hiding out.

 

Fine, but don't blame me when the Spanish troops start flyin' through the front door and start to spray us with silver.

 

VEGETA;all i have to say is S.P.A.

 

(Chris Dark) okay! Now, I know where the members are in different locations.

North Spain:Jill Valentine. Location:Capital of Spain.
East Spain:B.B. Hood. Location:a small prison.
West Spain:Cable. Location:a large rye field.

I managed to KO the president, and escape from South Spain. Now, resources are that a large terrorist organization up in Russia and the Italian Mafia are also in this. If we don't hurry, the three will be shipped to different parts of Russia, Italy, and some areas of America. Now, I've sent agents in via S.O.S. signal, and they're holding back the mafia and the terrorists, but they are having an annoying time doing it. We must act fast, and silent. So, who wants to be shipped to Spain in a big red box first?

 

Frieza: Well put Vegeta! This looks like a job for the Sayajin Protection Agency! This could be our first real job ever! In case you haven't heard, we take beer, cigars, or cold hard cash.

(momentary silence)

Frieza: ...I SAID we take beer, cigars, or cold hard cash!

(more silence)

Frieza: Trunks! Get out of the damn bathroom and say your freakin' line!!!

(Trunks peaks out from behind the bathroom door)

Trunks: Cause we need beer money. Now will you shut up!? I'm in the shower!

 

VEGETA;well said frieza,well said.

 

(Chris Dark) you get this mission done, and I'll pay $1,000,000 AND throw in a life-time suply of cigars and beer. Deal?

 

VEGETA;deal,now whats the mission

 

Yeah, make a topic and we'll start fighting!

 

(ULTRA MAGNUS) must get drink

 

Passes UM a random flaming drink)

Frieza: I just stole this new lighter, you see, and I've been playing with it all evening.

(Lights rat)

 

Sup

 

Notin'. Just got bored.

 

me too

 

Yep...just rolled over, turned on the DC, and here I am...

(Lights bar stool)

Vegeta: Hey! Those stools aren't cheap, you know!

Frieza: Sorry...

(Extinguishes stool)

 

we haven't talked in person in quiet a while.and the stools cost 250 dollars each.but who cares,bulmas rich she buys me things.

 

Frieza: Hey, the stool isn't that baddly damaged! And yes, it's been at least a few months. The bars are all dead, and I'm not on nights much anymore.

So how's the site? Any comic ideas?

 

As long as it takes this bar shall reach 500

 

Yes! I shall not rest, so long as I'm bored to death, and this lighter still has fluid!

(Lights a duff and drinks it)

 

VEGETA;*takes gokus son goten*
GOTEN;What the...
VEGETA;QUIET*sets goten on fire*BURN SPAWN OF KAKAROT,BURN
GOKU;HEY
VEGETA;you shutup kakarot
GOKU;.....
GOTEN;HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

 

VEGETA;I call that the flameing saiyan

 

I have a few comic ideas I've been meaning to do, but I'd probably run out of memory.

1) We're playing poker when I propose to raise the stakes with a very special item. Humorous results.

2) World leaders decide to reenstate The prohibition law, so (being very pissed) the SPA ventures to set the world leaders straight. Mostly violent results. (you can make this one if you want)

 

NUMBER 2 is a great idea.

 

Heh heh! Quick, put him in a blender and we'll drink him! I'll distract Goku!

(Walks over to Goku)

Frieza: Hey Goku, look over there.

Goku: huh?

Frieza: Now look over there.

Goku: wha?

Frieza: now look over there.

Goku: Where?

(This could go on all night)

 

VEGETA;HEHEHE,*throws goten in the blender*Have fun

 

Frieza: Now look over there.

Goku: Who?

Frieza: Now look at your son.

(Goten's head explodes in blood)

Goku: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Frieza: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(sips Goten)

Frieza: mmm...sayajiny...

 

VEGETA;MMMMM thats good gotten

 

Goku: You monsters! I'd expect this kind of thing from Frieza, but YOU Vegeta, why?

Vegeta: What do you mean why? I hate you and your offspring!

Goku: Grrr...I'll kill you...I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!

(Goes SSJ)

Frieza: I sense we've made him angry. Maybe he'd like some of his son! AHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

VEGETA;Yes WHAT try WHAT some KAKAROT
GOKU;i'll make you pay
VEGETA;WHAT,WHAT WHAT WHAT,WHAT WHAT

 

Frieza: Enough talk! We fight now!

(Lights goten's remains, and throws the blender at Goku)

Frieza: How does it feel, monkey? To be covered in the flaming remains of your offspring? Huh? Do you feel angry? Do you want to-

Goku: SHUT UP!!!

(Punches Frieza over the counter)

Frieza: That's it. It's on.

 

Frieza throws a bottle of cheap champagin at Goku. As he dodges, Frieza appears behind him and roundhouses him in the head, while, at the same time, lighting his pants on fire)

Frieza: I've gone beyond the power of super sayajin. Oh, Vegeta, feel free to jump in any time.

 

(Watches Goku's pants burn)

Frieza: I'm bored again.

 

*Presently hunched over the bar mixing something*
Okay...Tequila, malt-liquor, Duff, MKA formula (if ya'll remember it), gin, rum, champagne, 2000-year-old aged wine (Christ's boys saved me one of the Lord's stash that they didn't use at the last supper), shark's blood, Krusty brand cough syrup, and the finale...A Guatamalan INSANITY PEPPER!
*Ace mixes the contents and pours some of it into a crystal wine glass*
Oh, man...
*Takes a swig*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! It burns!!! *breathes heavily and waves are in front of his eyes* Well, it passes the first test, I ain't blind.
*Takes a lighter to one of his cigars and then drinks his burning concoction, inadvertantly lighting it on fire. Ace calmly blows it out and takes a swig*
Hot Damn!
*The drink no longer burns but has an intoxicating taste along with the added effect of the achohol, sends Ace to that pretty place where people go when they're high*

 

(Notices Ace swooning)

Frieza: Hey, let me try some of that!

(Sips drink. His eyes go wide)

Frieza: WOW!!! What a perfect combination! We have to serve this here! Ace, what's in this?

(Ace is happily murmerins semi-consious jiberish)

Frieza: Oh well, we'll get it from him later, assuming he remembers who he is. (sigh). Sometimes I with I could get drunk.

(glances over at drunken hobo, who dies on the bar floor and is sweept out onto the street corner)

Frieza: Then again, sometimes I'm glad I can't.

 

(Finishes bruning already chared bar stool)

Frieza: There. Now Bulma can buy us a new one.

 

*Swoons and wakes up from his high*
Ugh...How long have I been high?
*Looks at watch*
Three days?! Oh, man!
*Looks at his concoction again*
Eh? Why not?
*Takes another long swig and stumbles around a garden of naked flower women*

 

You still around Ace? It's been a while.

 

Oh well. If you read this, there's a bunch of links on your site that don't work...and finish your fanfic! I read all you have of the sequel to Delmon (can't remember exact name) and now I have to see the end!

 

BTW, do you have sprites of yourself? I'd like to put you in some comics.

 

(GamefreakForeverX) *teleports in ragged and weary looking* ...Give me a cup of hot tea.

GT: Oh my gosh, it's you!!

Nice too see you again GT.....

 

(Lights cup of tea and sends flaming tea to GF)

 

*walks in carrying a new bar stool*
the woman bought us a new one,AND DON'T BURN IT THIS TIME.

 

Frieza: Oh very well.

(Lights Goku's hair, who appears to have forgoten all about ghe whole deaed Goten thing, and is now happily drinking his problems away)

 

(Power up bump attack and unleashes it upon the bar)

 

(Lights brandy and throws it at man passing by bar)

Frieza: If something doesn't happen soon, I'm going to end up setting fire to the bar.

 

walks in*ahhhhhhhh what a place to sleep now*walks over hands frieza a schedule*good night.

schedule
wake up eat
get drunk
sleep wake up fight untill asllep
wake up
get drunk fall asleep

 

Frieza: Hmm...good schedual, but you left something out.

(Scribles in "while watching T.V" next to one of the "get drunk"s)

 

(Sonic TH) *Walks in.*

Ah...one Corona on the rocks.

 

(Get's Sonic his drink)

Frieza: Hmm...seems you left out something else.

(Scribbles in three more "Get drunk"s)

(Sets fire to random chao)

 

Frieza: This topic WILL reach 500, even if I do it all myself!!!

 

(Throws a flaming chao into the bottomless pit in the bathroom. Chao explodes)

Frieza: That's it, I'm drinking the whole stock.

(Begins drinking whole stock of booze)

 

(Finishes bottle of brandy)

Frieza: We've learned an important lesson this day...Chao are flamable..

 

That's it. I own this topic. Hence forth, it shall be known as the
"Frieza burns things because he's bored" topic

(Burns car)

 

(Burns fire hydrent)

 

(Finishes last of booze)

Frieza: (Sigh). Well, I guess it's over.

(Lights bar on fire and leaves)

 

(Gundam Epyon Zero) trunks rymes with drunk

 

(Runs back in and puts fire out)

Frieza: What was I thinking!!? This bar must reach 500!

 

Hey, how about we all have a newyears party at this bar (or if not here, some MKA bar)?

 

(John the Echidna) ::walks in:: any vodka left?

 

Frieza: Yeah, I think there's some in the back. Let me go check.

(Walks in back and comes out)

Frieza: Here you go. The lable was a bit smidged, so I'm not sure if it says "Vadca" or "Rat poison", but we'll know soon enough.

 

(John the Echidna) ::takes a swig:: hmm, tangy ::passes out on floor::

 

(Sweeps John's corpse under the fridge)

 

(John the Echidna)*DEAD* hey thats not nice!

 

(Sonic2k1) *wonders how john's dead body can talk* *takes a few swings* *starts dancing wth purple monkeys*

Frieza: He, I can't have dead bodies on the floor, and the curb outside was getting too full.

BTW John, I just tried to look at your comics, but all your links are broken...however, I CAN click on the broken link that says "Do not click here"...you probably know this, don't you?

 

(Sonic TH) Get me a nice Bud Ice.

 

(Gets him Bud ice)

 

(Drinks some booze he missed)

 

100

 

(Door flings open off the hinges and Ace steps in)
Wine! Now!

 

(Wakes up from his nap on the counter)

Frieza: Wah? A customer?! Who th-oh, hi Ace. Here, I saved myself some choice wine. We'll share. It's red wine, if it matters to you.

 

(Super Sayan Goku) ME:I just thought that i would let everyone know that i have no kids and that what Vegeta calls "The spawns of kakarot" are acually " the spawns of the mailman”

Intriguing...that would mean your wife cheated on you with the mailman...well, he tasted just as good! Mwahahahahahah!!!

 

(Super Sayan Goku) Is there any left
If not ill get gohan

 

Sorry, me and Vegeta finished the whole thing, but you can lick the bottom of the blender.

 

(Super Sayan Goku) ME:no ill just get gohan
GOHHAAANNN
GOHAN:yeah dad
ME:GET IN THE ****ING BLENDER

 

Gohan: ...get in the blender?
Goku: Yes, get in the ****ing blender!
Gohan: ...Why?
Goku: Because I said so, now get in!
Frieza: Here, let me help ou with that.
(Crams Gohan into blender and sets it to puere. The concoction pours out. Frieza adds alchohal)
Frieza: Ah, two in one night!

 

(Super Sayan Goku) a great night to be thirsty for blood

 

(Drinks wine)

 

(Ignites floorlamp)

 

(Ignites floorlamp)

 

(Burns a Pikachu)

 

*Eats the burning pikachu*

 

(Hangs up sign that says "Bar for sale"...burns sign)

walks in*
Hey, what's up?
And I'll have 10 beers. I got a lot of catching up to do.

 

*Roars gives solar sonic ten beers*

 

*drinks them one right after the other*
10 more.... wait, just give me a freakin' keg....

 

Roars and gives him a keg

 

*begins to start on the keg*

 

Frieza: Who's this Liger Zero, and what's he doing behind my counter, serving my customers? Oh well. (falls asleep)

BTW Solar, you may be interested to know you're in my comics (which will be done soon)

 

hehehe,BOW-TO-THE-PRINCE

Liger Zero Panzer

 

(Lights floorlamp)

Frieza: Wait, I did that already...

 

I'm guessing Liger Zero is ssj4.....

*shrugs and continues to drink keg*

 

(Lights building across the street)

 

(John the Echidna) ::wakes up and bangs head on the fridge:: wtf? who am i? and what am i doing here? ::sees vadka bottle:: ooo ::swigs and falls back under the fridge again::

 

(Lights clown. Flaming clown runs about maniacly, gets run over by a tractor trailer, and explodes, demolishing a city block)

Frieza: (blank stare)...

 

*Finishes keg after some time, and is REALLY messed up now*

Hay!! Whuz uulp??

*room starts to spin in my point of view*

WHEE!!!!!!!! *falls drunkenly to the floor*

 

(Lights small child)

 

(Walks back into bar and hangs christmas lights)

Frieza: Hmm...maybe we should have a newyears party, or something.

 

*brings in a 1 foot tall Christmas tree*
*puts 2-3 ornaments on it and some lights*
Hmm... needs something else.....
*sets beer bottles and SPA memorabilia around the tree*
There!

 

put's presents under tree* don't be excited it's just a bunch of boxes

 

You saving your money for beer too?
*also puts empty boxes with wrapping paper under tree*

 

*stares at solar*......*crickets chirp*............yes and to get enough money to buy you all bling-blingin necklaces!

---
after all I am the token black guy i'm just here to say things like bling-bling and that is whack

 

*stares at sub*
...
*starts putting Christmas lights around the Bar*

 

(as Polar) Solar, that's why you get what we call a Part-time job. You get Money to buy presents

*gives sub a small present*

Not to mention, the job might teach you something. Like how to screw in a lightbulb.....

Solar: Hey! It was pitch black and I was hammered after one of Trunk's drinking contests!

Yeah, sure...

*helps Solar put lights up*
*gets electrocuted by an empty light socket*

...

...shut up... just shut up...

 

*sees no one here, opens bar to all*

 

(Puts beer bottles with name tags under tree)

Frieza: I got everyone beer.

Solar: But the beer here is free!

(Hangs up sign that says "Beer $3.00 for the next 3 hours")

Solar: Aw!

 

LZ;*Roars*
TRUNKS;I really gotta get here more often.*puts a bunch of present under the tree*

VEGETA;And these are real present not boxes so no peeking.

 

(Hijacks passing truck)

Frieza: Hey guys, we're no longer out of booze!

Crowd: Yay!

 

(Begins hatching a plan to capture Santa and steal all of the toys...but puts it off and gets drunk instead)

 

Frieza: for now...

wouldn't be the first time I hijacked Santa. I have Blitzen in my storage locker. It's a collateral, he still owes me.

 

The plan to kidnap santa is on

 

Frieza: Alright, since we're all getting in on this:

Step 1: Kidnap an orphin child.
Step 2: Santa comes to rescue the child on Christmas eve, and...uh...say, how do you get by all that Santa magic?

 

Grab his bag. That's where his magic origionates.
Then take his Reindeer. Now he can't leave.
Finally, bargain with him, and we'll get what we want.

I have Blitzen since he still owes me PSO Ver. 2.

 

After bargaining, put him in a sealed room, not a cell.

A man as fat as that that can fit in such small chimineys can also slip through steel bars.....

 

Hmm...good, but there will be no bargening. We will steal his presents, knock him out, and sell him to the Grinch at a reasonable price. Then there will be no more Christmas, exept for us! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

 

The bargaining is a false sense of security for him.
We say if he does what we say, we'll release him.
But during that, you or Trunks will gett handcuffs and tazers ready.

And the whole Orphan thing, let's just let my little brother Polar come to the bar so Santa comes here. Polar's 19, yet he still gets presents from Santa....

Polar: Hey! Don't talk about Santa like that, or he'll give you a lump of coal!

*myself, Frieza, and Trunks fall on floor laughing*

 

Frieza: Excellent. Now we wait...

(Has a drinking contest with Trunks)

Frieza: You're going down boy!

 

You're not counting me out!
*grabs a few mugs of beer*

 

Can't think of anything to burn...

 

Lepricholn: Ya'v got ta burn the house down! BURN 'EM ALL!!!

 

*Starts drinking his 6th beer of the night*
I found out that santa is really Dr.light*passes out*

 

Frieza: Poor, drunken kid...

 

*starts on 10th beer*
I pictured me going out first....

Polar! Drag him over to another table, he's drooling on me....

 

on the 15th day of christmas my true love gave to me pants!

 

On the first day of christmas my true love gave too me,A stolen christmas tree.

 

(Chris Dark) *starts off and reaches 10th beer in no time* I am the best drinker!

 

T.V. comercial: Order now and recieve:
Chorus: Five dollars off!
Four blah blah blah,
three blah blahs,
two blah blah blah,
and a Partrige Family CD!

 

*roars*

 

*roars back*
*starts on 221 beer*

 

*steps out of liger zero*
Now for phase 2 of our plan...getting drunk.

 

Grinch: They're waking up now; those GFers will come running. They're finding out now that now Christmas is coming!

Vegeta: What's the Grinch doing here?

Frieza: Oh, I invited him. He want's to bother Santa. Oh, and he brought Grinch nog. (passes some to Vegeta)

Vegeta: Grinch nog, eh?

(Sips nog)

Grinch: It's 90% more intoxicating than alchohal!

(Vegeta passes out)

 

(Hangs up empty beer bottles by the fireplace (big ones)).

Frieza: Wait, why am I doing this? We OWN Santa...oh well.

 

*finally wakes up from the grinch nog*
VEGETA;uhh...what the hell was that...

 

*still sitting in the EXACT same spot since the drinking contest started, and is on his 3496873rd beer*

 

Frieza: Jeze, Solar! How are you fitting all that beer?...you're not excreting it under the table, are you?...

 

whoa,this topic is almost gonna be 2 months old

 

My stomach is like an incinerator. I never have to use the bathroom.

*starts on 3065728967294th beer*

And let's make this bar reach 500. That would kick ass. (even if it takes 2 more months)

 

(John the Echidna) ::walks in again::
illl have a...wait this is the bad place!
::runs away screaming::

Frieza: So if your stomach is an incinerator, that means you're exhaling the beer.

(Solar belches)

Frieza: So that's what that smell is! Aw man! Open a window!

And yes, this is going to 500. I almost gave up and burned it down about 4 pages ago, but here we are!

 

and as soon as this reaches 500.I'll start a nwe one.

 

Frieza: Excelent...

 

(GamefreakForever X) *runs in* I want a wasabi on the go!

 

*also runs in and kicks gamefreak out of the bar*Merry christmas you dirty animal*starts shooting a tommy gun at gamefreak*and a happy new year*shoots a last shot*

 

VEGETA;Oh HELL YEAH

 

*walks in*
*tries a sip of beer, instanty is knocked out*

 

(Chaos Claw) *runs in, barfs, and falls in puddle of puke*

 

(Sweeps Solar the Chao under the Fridge, 'cause the street corner is full)

 

(Chris Dark) S.T.A.R.S.:*come into the bar, two-by-two, until the bar is full*
Jill:Beer please!
Hood:Martini!
Bond:Martini. Shaken, no stirred.
Gimmie the hardest stuff you got, all mixed into a cocktail.

 

(Gives everyone their orders. Gives CD some Grinch Nog mixed into a cocktail)

Frieza: I think you'll find that enjoyable. It's 90% more intoxicating than alchohal.

 

(Sets fire to dead drunks on roadside, then runs inside before cops notice)

 

WESTSIIIIIIlDE

 

*wakes up underneath fridge*
*walks over to Solar, taps him*
Why are there a whole bunch of people running around on fire outside?
Solar: They made me mad
*shrugs* Okay.

 

(GamefreakForeverX) *takes all alcohol and plants several bombs in the bathroom and heater room*

 

VEGETA;*Punches GGF in the face*NOT IN MY BAR

 

*finds bombs, throws them outside*

 

VEGETA;Ya know,we should really pic an official beer,Like budwiser or Mikes hard lemonade

 

How about Grinch Nog?
*tries some, isn't phased by it*
Nah, too weak....
*pulls out Uncle Jemima's Malt Liquer*
Here we go! 99.9% alcohol content!

 

I LOVED THAT SKIT,was it on SNL tonight

 

I'm not sure.... BUT I LOVED IT TOO!!!!
*drinks it, gets really *$&@!% up*

 

VEGETA;it has a 99.9% alcohol content

TRUNKS;What the hell does that mean.

VEGETA;It means you get ****** up for less money.

BULMA;pankakes are READY

VEGETA;Quit nagging woman.*birds fly aroound*get away*begins to swat*

TRUNKS;What the hell you swatting at.

VEGETA;*is being chased by birds*hey get away,I just wanna sell liquor.

 

*falls on floor laughing*

 

(Tries some of that stuff)

Frieza: Not bad, but it needs more flavor.

 

(Blows noise maker)

Frieza: Merry Christmas!!!

 

Let's see what Polar got me!
*opens box*
It's a.... beer bottle...
Polar:Where's it from?
Oh... it's an English beer.....

*gives Frieza his present*

 

vegeta;*gives them each a beer keg*

 

Past 200!

 

*walks into bar with big © stamp on his back*
It's a long story.... apperantly I'm now copyrighted by Reyn.....

 

VEGETA;hehehe

walks in sits down grabs a beer*.....what was i gonna say?....oh yeah,i defeated th and he is now part of the spa.

(Sonic TH) Its true. But I never lost. Set me up with a Bud.

 

*throws th a bud*

 

TRUNKS;Welcome*gives him a key to the secret beer storage room*

 

(Chris Dark) *walks in with a big copyright mark on his back* I feel your pain...give me the hardest stuff you got.

 

TRUNKS;here ya go*gives him a bottle of unlce vegeta's pure mash liquor*

 

(Chris Dark) downs it in one gulp, and the copyright disepears* thanks. Still have the battle arena up?

 

TRUNKS;yeah

 

(Chris Dark) Anyone up for a match?

 

VEGETA;I'd send in GT-trunks but I haven't seen him in a while.

TRUNKS;what happened to him anyways.

VEGETA;I don't know,last thing I remembeer he was cleaning toilets.

TRUNKS;He always did that.you gave hime a toilet scrubber for his birthday.

VEGETA;I did...

 

(Chris Dark) This'll be fun. heheheheheheh.

 

*drinks beer*

 

Am I the only guy who comes to this board for no other reason to assure you I'm alive or what, MAN!!!?

Remember I'm only on for five minutes after I post each time, ya'll. When I get my DC repaired or a new one I'll be on much, much more.

 

They still sell them

 

Frieza: Woah, been gone for a while...new member eh? Now I have to put him in comics!...oh well, I'm done being bar tender for a while. Get me some of that duff with skitles floating in it.

 

(Sonic TH) God not the toilets again. Oh yeah, and set me up. Whatever's good today.

 

I thought you quit us for your communist army

 

(Polar) *puts head under "Duff" tap*

 

...What?

 

nothing

 

(Polar) *drinks from the tap*
*Trunks, Solar, Frieza, Chris, and TH stare*
What? I've got nothing better to do!

 

*tries to wash the large © off middle spine*
Damn Reyn....
*drinks Uncle Vegeta's Mash Liquer*

 

(Sonic TH) Damnit! I wanted to take PolarSonic! I wanted to be SolarSonic's opposite-yet-rhymes-with counterpart!

 

Um... TH... you DO know I'm Polar and Solar... right?
*tries some beer, passes out*
We need this bar to be open on New Years.... the most drunken time of the year! (other than St. Patrick's day)

 

Either way:
*laughs in TH's face*
*gets kicked across the room*
....ow....

Anyway, I didn't make an ElectaSonic or EcoSonic (still working on EcoSonic's Sprites) account.... and you could always put a space between Polar and Sonic So your Polar Sonic

 

(Polar) *still drinking from the tap*
Maybe it's drinking upsidedown that prevents me from getting drunk......

 

VEGETA;Big New years eve party,ALL THE BEER YOU CA DRINK

Trunks;yup

ZERO;OH HELL YEAH

X;hehehe

 

(Polar) Isn't it all the beer you can drink anyway?

 

VEGETA;Yes but i hanen't said anything in a week

 

(Polar) Eh... whatever...
*continues to drink from the tap*

 

(GamefreakForeverX) *runs back in* I want a Xtra Large Pizza and a tall glass of wasabi. And after that I'll spar someone.

 

Trunks;*gives him an xtra large pizza and a glass of wasabi*

 

(GamefreakForeverX) *shoves it all down* Trunks I want a rematch.

GT: *snores*

 

(GamefreakForeverX) gtg have a happy new years guys

 

(Polar) *is finally full*
*turns on WWF's Best of 2001*

 

(Davesoft) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee beer

 

to nights gonna be cool,best of WWF[3hours] and toonami special

 

Frieza: (Watching polar) Tif! New year's not the time for beer! It's the time for champagin, and other expensive drinks! (chugs champagin). Ah, now let's see who won that new years evil thing...(crosses fingers)...Buu?! What the ****?! Who the hell voted for that ****** ****ing fat *** *****?! I mean...(chugs wine) damn! How much better am I that annoying ***? Heck, even Vegeta could have won! He was a villin for a short time! (chugs keg of mixed poisons) Amydody sod va mwun bat he! I fin va (passes out).

 

*pokes Frieza with a stick* I thinks he's dead.....
LET'S TAKE HIS WALLET!!
*grabs his wallet and runs off*

 

BUMPSlIIIIIIIDE

 

hey,trunks when are you goin to put my comic up on the site?

 

You sent me a comic,when.And Gif is fine.

 

(Sonic TH) Well, now that I'm a part of the SPA, am I entitled to anything I want here?

 

yes...but watch out for some of the strippers they sorta are ugh....and you don't want a lap dance by them.ok?

 

(Sonic TH) From the way that sounds, I think I'll take your a...ewwww...

 

whoa-whoa-whoa man...listen here i'm the one who brought you in this club and i can kick you out! and I guess you have no sense of humor that was joke and your taking it as referrring me to being *enter word not aloud to say about some men* well guess what your plain wrong and an idiot! You must read and completely understand my post I said nothing about myself Solar on the other hand had a bad experience with them and also if you see anyone crying for Chris D. stay as far away as possible most likely i don't need to tell you her name she brought terror down in my school after hours topic.

 

(Wakes up)

Frieza: Ow. My head...hey where's my wallet?...oh yeah!

(Blows up Majin Buu)

Frieza: There. I feel better now. And the beer is free, so I'm good.

 

(Throws empty beer bottles at target painted on the wall)

Frieza: I have to practice for the upcoming bar brawl.

 

(Breakes pool que over Vegeta's head)

Frieza: Wanna fight?

 

(Dances on grave)

 

*walks in with large pot of something*
Well, I made a big bowl of chili for no reason... anyone want any?
Frieza: ...no thanks..
It's free.
Frieza: SURE!!!

 

[Eating chille]

Frieza: Have we some form of meat by-product to go with this?

 

I got some ground beef gokuh.

 

Just don't eat too much... it tastes good, but gives you what I call, "explosive dierehha(sp)"......

 

(Stops eating chilli at Solar's remark)

Frieza:...

 

Frieza: It's getting harder and harder to find new ways to bump this.

 

hmmmmm.....sidekick/chao fights! *blows up abandoned gym and grows a jugle with wild chao in it with a big stadium in the middle and makes these little egg like balls that can hold chao in for travel*any one up for a battle.

 

(firerocket1) what's the XTC?

 

Xtreme top contenders...hey, I didn't make up the name! It's a gameing group I'm in. It was started on the SA1 experts only boards. I've been along side them for about two years, but I only joined recently. We compete in all world rankings (assuming there will ever be W/Rs again). NEG is in it, if you remember him.

 

Yeah! My comics are finally up! All of you are in it (exept for SonicTH), so you probably want to look.

 

lol, good comix...*opens dufff*yay....*theres a emerald in this one*

 

Did we all catch on to the running gag of how I always write "beer"?

 

yes but, i can't read 8 and 9 at the moment actually for an hour.don't ask why it just say's this site will be restored in a hour.

 

Those two are the best! They're my favorite of the bunch.

 

Yeah those were cool.And I'm gonna try to fix them tonight.I can't do it now cause my brother and his friend are comeing back from mexico today and I can't be online for long.

 

(Chris Dark) Jill:I'll fight, I'll beat them, then break their skulls, then....*passes out on the floor*
Snake:...Any beds around? If an Umbrella soldier sees Jill KO'ed, it'll be Tyrant time.
Am I in the comic? oh, and Snake will fight.
Snake:me? Why me?
Because you're the only sober sidekick I have at the momment.
Snake:.....fine.

 

*walks in with brain fryed and retinas disintegrated*
Polar: He's been playing too much SSB:M.... he's pretty much a vegetable now....
*sees Frieza steal Solar's wallet*

 

(Pockets Solar's wallet)

Frieza: ...well he stole mine!...wait, did I already get that back?...oh well.

(Drinks)

 

See's he stole solars wallet*Good for you

 

wha.... huh?
*frys Frieza for stealing his wallet*

 

I'm back, finally...After a 3 month leave of absence from the bar, MAN!!! And my site is finally updated!

 

Good to see ya back Ace! If you haven't already noticed, you're in my comics. What do you think? (Sorry if that sprite doesn't look a thing like you. You weren't around to ask, and all I could remember about your description was black dreads, and a green necklace)

 

(Sings the theme from Cheerz)

 

*breaks a bottle over frieza's head and drags him to the fats and the furious signups topic*

 

Topic... must..... not... die....
*drinks beer*
.....
*drinks another beer*
.....
*drinks a third one*
.....
Why haven't I passed out on the floor yet?

 

(Chris Dark) *breaks bottle over Solar's head* there, night night. This was a public announcement. Have a nice day.*falls back asleep on the counter*
Jill:*is still asleep on the floor*
Snake:When's the fighting? I'm bored!

 

Frieza: Maybe we should look into getting strippers...to attract some customers.

 

big idea*lowers old school after hours building and welds the 2 together*mine has strippers.....now,i did u all a favor now you must do me a favor.

 

*gets up*
Dammit, when will people stop smashing beer bottles over my head?

Polar: aw, shut up. *smashes a beer bottle on Solar's head*

 

Good for You polar

 

(Polar) *smashes another bottle on Solar's head*
I agree with Frieza.... we REALLY need some strippers...

 

Frieza: Yeah...say, you think anyone from the board would do that?

(Breaks bottle tied to pool cue over Vegeta's head)

 

(Polar) Amy, Indi, and Reyn: Hell no they wouldn't
Others: probably not....

There should be a phone number for stripper delivery.....

 

(Orders Sub's strippers to come in and entertain the crew. They dance on the counter)

Frieza: Oh, yes...

 

(Polar) *stares, mouth wide open*
...
Can I live here?

 

WHERES THE PERSON WHOS GONNA TAKE MY ORdER ******(contains 2 m's)!?

 

Frieza: (Eyes not leaving strippers) Uh...I'll take you order...

I actually asked if they wanted to be strippers. Chas said no, and I can't understand what Indi said, but it probably means no...

 

FINALLY!!! alright give me cheesebur... *takes menu away from face and notices strippers*

on second thought ill just sit here a while...

 

me: (eyes glued on stripper) umm how long is she gonna be here?

 

(Chris Dark) Aya:*sighs* so bored. Bartender, gimmie a drink.
Jill:*still stealing drinks out of a hole in the counter*
Chris:*just stares at the strippers* ooookay.....at least no Lilith.

 

gimme one of those alchohalic things that put that one dude out for hours that had practically every alchoholic substance know to man in it NOW!!!!!!!!

 

(Mprower) * comes in *

Errr, hello...

 

(Gives Aya a duff)

Frieza: You mean that thing Ace drank? Sorry Captnemo, but I think he forget how to make it. Besides, some of the ingredients are one of a kind...Can I get you anything MPrower?

(Returns attention to strippers)

 

(Mprower) Yup. Do you have any strong alcohol ? I lean really strong, more than 90°

 

Well, Grinch nog is 90% MORE intoxicating than alchohal, but that's not alchohal. So, I'll have to recomend this bottle of rubbing alchohal. Just put some barely and skitles in it and it'll be fine.

 

message 300:

aww man!!! no ace drink? crap!

 

me: no ace drink? ok then... umm is there any more "liquid gohan"?

 

your all welcome i think they were going to blow up the skool if noone came to see them so i brought them over...so when's the fight?

 

MAKE ME A MAGARITA!!!

frieza:(eyes not leving strippers) ok here ya go *hands magarita*

me:*steals frieza's beloved lighter, lights magarite on fire, and throws it at frieza's head!* IS THERE ANY MORE LIQUID GOHAN U FOOL! *runs into back ally, lights random stray dog on fire, and puts on friezas head as a hat* hmm very attractive...

 

*throws a "liquid gohan" at captnemo with chunx of organs still in it*shutup and enjoy the show!

 

Yo, yo, yo! I hath returned!...again. AnD I bring many gifts my 'loaded' achohol formula (patented ya theivin' bastards) and the means in which to make it.
(Dumps a vial of liquid into a barrel with some sickly looking thick brew and stirs it with a wooden oar. After stirring for a fullk minute, Ace pulls out the burned oar.)
Whew, that'll put hair on ya chest, even if ya are a woman.
(hooks the barrel to the taps and chills in the corner watchin' the buxum dancing women.)
Drink 'snicker' responsibly!

 

*stares at ace*....where's my gift?

 

yo! ace is that the drink you passed out on... twice... several pages back? *looks over at frieza and notices that he still hasnt noticed the flaming dog hat on his head and then realizes what the stripper just started doing and suddenly doesnt care about his liquid gohan/ace drink*

 

Actually, it was Goten.

 

(Breaks metal pool-que with flaming dog engouged on it over Captnemo's head)

Frieza: NEVER TOUCH MY LIGHTER!!!

(Drink's Ace's concoction. Goes into drug fantasy. Returns to find strippers gone)

Frieza: What? What happened?

Ace: They finished. The next show starts in an hour...MAN!

Frieza: Aw man! I missed the best part...

 

I gotta be here more often

 

Yup

 

man i missed too much karma

 

(HyperShadowZero) *Drinks 3 kegs* You don't know me. Stay away from my wife. Look a penny.
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NOOO! MEANDMYTRUELOVESHALLBECOMEONE!
*THUMP*

 

*wet willy and flameboy appear and run after the strippers*hey,were back we need our lapdances!
me:who said my strippers could leave?

 

Frieza: I think they got tired...they say 45 minutes to the next show.

 

>_< I can't wait 45 minutes for a lap dance!!

 

(HyperShadowZero) *Wakes up*

Uh, do I have to pay?

 

um... yeah.... sure.... that'll be $50

 

me: ow... *steals friezas lighter... again..., runs into the street and dances around like a maniac lighting random passing cars on fire, and is finally hit by a pickup truck**walks back into bar* (dazed) so how much longer til the strippers start again? *.*

frieza: NO!!! my lighter!!! *whacks nemo on head with beer bottle and takes back ligher*

me: (now even more dazed) wha-? *grabs beer keg and chucks it at friezas head* take that u- *keg misses, bounces off solar's head, flies up into the air, and lands on top of the now nearly dead and barely concsious nemo* well that wasnt exactly what i expected *falls on floor and sees ace drink lying next to him* ahh finally *drinks 3 cups in a row without stopping to take a breath and then flies off to that happy place with the flowers, rainbows, and naked women*

 

Frieza: (blank stare)...aw great, he used a lot of the fluid! (lights Nemo) Well...still works...

 

(Looks around at the near deserted bar.)
Wow, I come back and the place gets empty.
(Walks over to the bar and takes a deep swig of his concoction)
Ooh, look at the pretty flowers...Ahhhhh! It burns, it burns, MAN!!!

 

Yeah. The bars have been pretty slow for months now. Just us hard-core alchoholics left...

 

Yep......

 

me: (still on fire and still misserably drunk) *wakes up* wha-?... AHHH!!! im on fire!!! AHH!!! HELP! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! *runs to nearby grocery store*

manager: what the hell!? *turns on a hose and sprays nemo*

me: ahh. THANK U!!! *buys a blowtorch and runs back to bar* YO! frieza!!! take this!!! *lights full keg of ace's concoction on fire with blow torch(nearly blowing us all up) and throws it at frieza's head(this time not missing)* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

frieza: U IDIOT!!! U THREW THAT AT THE STRIPPERS!!! NOT ME!!!

me: *passes out only to wake up later in an ally with a blindfold over eyes and a shotgun to head*

frieza: this is for killing the strippers!!! err.. even tho i already highered more.. ANYWAY!!! *aims shotgun at nemo's head and fires* (a loud bang is heard) *frieza misses terribly having just drank an entire 10 kegs of ACE DRINK and hits a window, setting off an alarm and RUNS back to the bar and passes out on the floor*

me: *passes out again*
(3 minutes later)
me: *wakes up in a jail cell having been blamed for shooting out the window and setting off the alarm* aww crap! *cons a guard into giving gun and shoots way out of prison killing everyone alive so that there is no evidence and runs... no... takes a cab! back to the saiyans club bar and grill*

 

(Nemo is met with a free keg of Ace drink)

Frieza: It's just for going to jail instead of me. In fact, free booze for everyone!

(Everyone drinks themselves stupid, goes into seizure, and wakes up tommorow, where they find punk teens stealing their wallets, booze, and strippers)

Vegeta: Hey you little punks! Get away from there!

(All ocupants of the bar savagly and drunkenly maul the punks, then grind them up into drinks)

Frieza: Man...this is getting wierd...

Ace: No kidding...but at least we can't feel anything!

Frieza: Yeah. And that's all that counts!

(Gang resumes normal drinking habits...most of them, anyway, while the strippers begin their show again)

 

me: *stares at frieza* (nearly crying of happiness) *sniff* thank you... i love this intoxicating stuff... I LOVE YOU FRIEZA!!! (please keep in mind im drunk at the moment) so when do the strippers start again... *notices strippers already started* @<=^D

 

Hey.... why do these strippers dance on the bar? They knocked over a perfectly good beer! And another thing... what's the deal with cheese? I mean, Is it really almighty? Should we worship it?

*everyone stares at Solar, then he's knocked out with a baseball bat*

 

(Polar) *is seen holding the baseball bat*
Hey, someone had to shut the drunken idiot up!

 

Were the only beer drinkers here ever,everyone else always did MKA.We got the good stuffd

 

I like PIE

 

me: (on floor rolling in circles hugging keg of ACE DRINK and crying of happiness) *drinks glass of ACE DRINK* i love u frieza... *drinks another glass* i ace u love!
*cop walks in*
cop:OK WHO'R THE DRUNKEN IDIOTS THAT'VE BEEN DISTURBING THE NEIGHBORHOOD!?
me:huh? AHH! I SWEAR TO DRUNK OCIFER!!! IM NOT GOD!!! OK??? *passes out on floor*
cop: *notices strippers* (mouth hanging wide open) ok... i guess its not u guys... ill just go to the next bar... *walks out withour eyes leaving strippers*

 

ahhhhhhhhh....u just killed the only thing that still lived in my skool after hours....4 that u must not live!

 

The time has come! I am going to get a PS2 and buy Jade Cocoon 2! I know it's sacreiligeous but face it people who haven't embraced it already, The DC ain't comin' back.

 

(MrGameAndWatch) *smacks everyone with sizzling sausages*

hi everyone! where's nick? my friend Ultima000 said I'd find him on this board...

 

big, big mistake kid*takes out lightsaber and runs towards mr. game and watch gets stopped by fellow spa members*
spa:not today sub,not today...he's just looking for nick.
me:but i hav'nt killed in so long

 

(MrGameAndWatch) whoops, sorry subrosian :P

*gives people delicious sizzling sausages* :)

anyways, where's nick?

 

(Arms a Glock and jumps up from his stupor)
Who smacked me wit' that thing! I swear if one of ya'll doesn't say somethin' now I'll tear this place apart just like I used to do.

 

(MrGameAndWatch) That'll be me...

*gets out Oil Panic bucket*

just three shots...

 

(Holds the gun under his chin)
You, sir have signed you're own death warrent.
(pulls the trigger...)

 

Frieza: Calm down Ace, he's new here.

(Offers Mr. Game and watch a drink)

G&W: Don't mind if I do!

(G&W drinks, them falls on the floor into a magical happy land)

Frieza: NOW wail on him. He may be numb, but it'll make you feel better.

 

(MrGameAndWatch) *wakes up*

*holds out Oil Panic bucket*

just two more shots...

 

(HyperShadowZero) That's about $16.66 for 1 keg!
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Give me one more and put the others on my tab.

 

(Mprower) Not that expensive...

Woaw, it's been 3 days i didn't went here and i missed more than 100 posts.
BTW the drink was good ( BUUUUUUUUUURP ). Can i have another ? i'll pay you later, put it on my account.

 

me: *wakes up* ahh i think i finally got over my drunkenism(?). *notices G&W* CRAP! guess not since theres a 2 dimentional moron running around hitting ppl with sausages............. o well! *drinks pitcher of ACE DRINK and isnt fazed by it* what the hell? *drinks his entire keg of ACE DRINK and still isnt fazed* DAMMIT! they sure dont make this stuff as strong as they used to... wait! yes they do it just doesnt seem like it. YO! FRIEZA!!! wahts the most intoxicating stuff u got in this place (yes intoxicating not alchoholic) and where the **** is the cheeseburger that i ordered back on page 29!? or did i decide not to have that?... hmmmm... *steals friezas ligher and wallet, places the wallet in solars pocket so frieza will blame him instead of nemo (hint hint), lights a stray cat on fire, engouges the cat with a pool cue and wacks frieza on the head* I SAID!!!.... whats the most intoxicating stuff u got!?!?

 

(MrGameAndWatch) *hits captnemo with some more sausages*

2-D moron, eh?

 

Frieza: First of all...

(Takes lighter back, runs to a nearby gas station, buys another lighter, then blows up station and returns. Shoves New lighter down Nemo's throat)

Frieza: There. Now STOP STEALING MINE!!! It's almost empty.

(Takes wallet back from Solar's pocket, then throws him into Polar, causing a herendious reaction, destroying an unrelated third-world country)

Frieza: Now, about that drink. I'd say the most intoxicating stuff we got is this drum of poison. It's not very flavorful, but it sure knocks you cold! Though I can't gaurentee that you'll ever wake up...oh, and here's your cheese burger. That'll be 12 dollars for all the stuff you've bought or destroyed so far...

 

me: *takes lighter out of throat* *looks at cheeseburger* is this well done? o well itll do the trick. and about that poison stuff... is there anything thats close to that intoxicating that actually has flavor? *uses ligher to light G&W on fire (can 2-D morons really catch fire? i guess so), sticks blade through his punt "2-D" body and uses the blade to force frieza into giving nemo new lighter (^_^) and breaks it.(leaving only the old lighter that is still currently in my posession)* HA! *locks lighter in a box and swallows the key* HAHAHAHA... *cough* ha... *cough* *starts choking on key* help... *whacks friza on the head with the G&W sword*

frieza: O! i know the heimlich... too bad u stole my lighter and hit me on the head with G&W! hmmm but u still ow me that $12 for the burger...*performs heimlich*

me: *crying* i love ya man! *gives frieza a hug only to be met by the shotgun that earlier got nemo in jail* *lets go of frieza* hey thats not nice! remember im the guy who kept u out of jail!!! and while ur at it ill take some grinch nog *steals friezas wallet while hes making grinch nog and takes $12*

frieza: here ya go *hands grinch nog*

me: uhh *hides wallet* could put some uhh... more?... in that cup?

frieza: (confused) o......k... *turns around to put more in cup

me: *leans over counter and innocently places wallet back in pocket* thatnks

frieza: *feels something grab his butt* WHAT THE...!!!! *turns around* huh?

me: *has turned and is seemingly paying close attention to solar and polar beating the crap out of eachother*

frieza: ...... umm heres ur drink...

me: *turns around* (clenched teeth) THANKS!!! and umm heres ur $12 *hands frieza his own $12* (whispering) its only a crime if u get cought... its only a crime if u get cought... its only a crime if u get cought...

frieza: (angry) NEMO!!!

me: (tiny pathetic voice) ...yes?

frieza: nuthin u gave me $13 not $12

me: ..............

 

me: *starts dancing around the room with friezas lighter* man its starting to get a little slow in here... *lights trained lion from passing circus truck on fire and starts entertaining everyone with it* hmm this oughta attract some customers...

lion: ROAR! *dies*

me: ................................................................

 

(Ultima000) *walks in*

hi! has anyone seen...

*looks around*

hey! who stabbed my pal?

Mr.G&W: captnemo...

alright, that does it!

*roundhouses captnemo*

*watches captnemo flies through wall*

*pulls out headphones, listens to Lovefool*

hey. wassup everyone. gimme a root beer and get my pal an ambulance :P

 

GAME AND WATCH IS A TWO DIMENTIONAL MORON (hes also dead now cuz i gouged his body with a blade hehe) AND I HAVE NO... *notices a several G&W's starting to gather in the doorway* FEAR... *more start gathering* that...(voice getting smaller and more puny) i... will... *mob of G&W's are formed at door* be... hurt?

mob of G&W's: GET HIM!!!

me: AHH!!! *runs!(into back ally)* hmmm... wait a sec... *makes a very small opening of boxes that the G&W's can only fit through two dimentionally* hehe *waits until all G&W's are gathered in the middle of the boxes and pulls out the blow torch i bought a ocuple pages back* DIE U 2-D MORONS!!! *starts flaming all the 2-D morons (hehe)* MHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hmmm y arent the burning faster? I GOT IT!!! *pulls an extra glass of ACE DRINK out of pocket (pocket? YES![what!?]) and throws it at the G&W mob causing the "2-D morons" to explode in a giant... 2-D... fireball (???)* now to return to my grinch nog. *returns to bar* so frieza u still never answered when i asked what the most intoxicating thing u have is that actually has flavor?

 

(Ultima000) *taps captnemo on the shoulder*

I'm not Mr. G&W

I'm Falco

*tosses captnemo out of the bar*

can I get that root beer and the ambulance soon?

 

alright thats it ultima... U WANNA PIECE-A-ME!?!? i have way more experience than u on how to seriously hurt ppl on this site! er... well u know what i mean! PLUS! im drunk! ...kinda
NOW! this is my particularly favorite way of hurting ppl. ill take u through it step by step.
1) find something the "victim" is emotionally attached to (in your case, G&W)
2) steal friezas lighter and light that object on fire (in your case i would light that "2-D moron" on fire)
3) engouge the object onto something that you can whack ppl with. usually the nearest of these type of object (in this case im going to grab the sword that i whacked frieza with and also has G&W conveniently located on it already)
4) (this ones obvious) WHACK THE PERSON WITH IT!!! (in this case... U!)
*whacks ultima with G&W engouged sword*
5) do whatever the heck else u want to do with their pathetic souls (this should usually teach them not to screw with... uhh me )
*walks behind bar and pulls out bottle of pure rubbing alchohal*

ultima: (dazed @_@) what-a u gonna do with that...?

me: ooooo ull see... *starts up blow torch) YEAHAHA! *aims torch at ultimas head (but is still standing about 10 ft away)

ultima: uhh that thing doesnt reach me...

me: ............ yea no crap! *starts slowly pouring alchohal (highly flamable[duh]) over blow torch sending a huge 10 ft. high fireball whirling at ultimas head* whoa! if i can do that i wonder what i can do with the whole bottle... *drags the now unconcsious ultima into back ally* ok lets see what this baby can do! *starts torch, aims, and dumps entire bottle in front of troch causing a massive "mobile explosion" in ultimas derection* ...cool *thingy blows up in ultimas face sending him that place with the angels and harps and... err... happy stuff(?)

 

Good thing I already spent the money in his wallet....

 

thats too long too read

 

first of all...nemo i don't care who the hell u think u are...but, ask anyone, I am one of the true fighters around this board and i don't need some punk beer jokey tellin' me how to fight!!!!!!!!

 

(MrGameAndWatch) *gets up*

*Fire Attacks captnemo*

stupid 30-post restriction per day...

 

ok subrosion i wasnt telling YOU how to fight ok?
adn uhh how did G&W come back from the dead?

 

(Snatches lighter back)

Frieza: How did YOU come back from the dead? By the way, heckling people in the bar costs extra. Now seeing as this is your first night, I'm going to need payment now. BOYS!

(Security guards rush in, thouroghly beat the crap out of Nemo, but upon finding no money, rip off his thumbs)

Frieza: Hmm...we haven't been able to put thumbs in a drink since the good old days. Oh, and I think Ace's stuff is the strongest we got. You could add some anti-freeza-I mean freeze to it, but you'll probably go blind...

(Lights clown brigade that come in with the circus crap. Clowns flail around demonicly, then crash into a shelf of beer and explode)

Frieza: Still works...

 

hmmmmmm.... we need a new adition to this old place *chimera, wet willy, flameboy, &wolfie kick down the door with tools and wood and metal and stuff*
chimera: well, were going to need to demolish that wall over there the good thing is we found the strippers hiding there and they have to come out so go pick u out a stripper.....be careful though word has it lilith is back!
*wet willy and flameboy run to room and come out with cigars and each of them have 2 strippers*
me:you guys can't bother us while were building cause if you do then....uhhhhh i won't build it.*blows up wall and entire area of that side after the strippers had been evacuated(sides lilith) then puts a giant black square round the area and starts to work*

 

(MrGameAndWatch) *gives Frieza2000 $5*

can I have my beer now? -_-

 

who are the new guys.

 

I resurrect thee from the bottom of the board...BUMP!

 

(MrGameAndWatch) *is dying of thirst*

wheres... my... damn... drink... @_@'

 

*still werkin*

 

(Espio2012) ......what kind of bar is this...?
Goku: hello!
Me: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU???????
Zidane: I'll have a banana smoothie.
Goku:......boom.....
Me:????
Goku:....boom

 

u dont have anything stronger that ACE DRINK? *starts crying* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!..... o well. hmm do u have any straigh alchohal? like the kind u buy in stores to rub on cuts and bruises and stuff? if u do ill take a bottle of that with a little cherry on a toothpick... err today please!? @l=^D

 

*opens a beer*yup

 

*opens a beer* Yup

 

*walks out from behind work area* man it's almost done but i'm freakin thirsty....*opens a duff*

 

what worl area

 

*10 hours later, still drinking 1st beer*
...yup....

 

(Chaos Shadow) Wow. A 90 day old topic.

 

(Jobojojo) OOooooooo.... Wow. There's still a Saiyans Club Bar and Grill, and I've been gone from the boards for who knows how long.

 

We're getting this to 500 even if it takes a year....

 

VEGETA;and after this closes I will start another.I will not let the Bars and the foundation of the S.P.A.[beer]DIE

 

*goes back to working*

 

what are you working on

 

*runs out of area*you will not know untill it's done! this place needs mre stuff to do so i build! Here, have a stripper to make the time go buy there in that room over there unless someone took all of them.only take one!

 

No thanks.I still got a bounty to get.

 

*takes one stripper into an empty room*
Thanks Sub!

 

VEGETA;You dare to hunt your own father boy.You shall pay for this.

 

almost done just got to weld some stuff and handcraft some stuff for fellow spa members and then i'll be done

 

mwahahahahahahahaha.,..........done!*gives all spa members a skateboard designed escpecially for them then pulls back the curtain revealing a giant skatepark with verts,kickers, halfpipes, rails, and in the middle a fountain that has a statue that has all the spa members standing with beers and solar soni passed out with the strippers bra in his hand*
so what ya' guys think?

 

Frieza: Cool. Just needs one thing.

(Sets everything on fire)

Frieza: There, that makes it more interesting. It's usually pretty easy to skateboard when you can fly.

(Gives G+W his beer)

Frieza: Can someone else serve these people if I'm hung over? (or just not here)

 

me: (to frieza) yea u give that two-dimentional moron his beer but u cant remember to give me (who has been on this topic longer than him and knows more of the ppl here better) my straight rubbing alchohal and cherry on a toothpick!

p.s.
! ! ! !

 

(Chris Dark) *pulls out a shotgun, and fires it at captnemo* that's for killing countless ppl. This, is for killing the guards.*a stampede of bulls run over captnemo* and this......these are for all the other things I forgot! HYPER COMBO TIME!!!!!*Jill, Hood, Cable, Aya, and Chris do a huge Hyper combo finish on him/her, and continue drinking* never do that in front of the police chief.
Snake:*stareing at the strippers*wowie....@_@
Aya:give me the hardest stuff you got!
Jill:double that order
Hood:tripple it
Cable:quadruple it.
add another order.*sees the group stareing at him* what?

 

(HyperShadowZero) Call in the people's tabs!

Give me a beer.

 

*stares at burning skate park*new idea!!!!! *goes out comes back in with big bags of veronica's secret lingirie then has the strippers follow him into a room they come out in fiery red bikini's and try to skateboard*

 

(HyperShadowZero) Oh yeah, I'll serve for you if your hung over. If I'm not making comics.

 

Er, I mean if you are hungover. Not if your not.

 

hmmm another idea*takes off the men's restroom sign marks it out and puts hungovers on it then builds a machine that wakes you up and puts the sign on the door and the machine in the first stall*

 

(Tosses a bottle of rubbing alchohal with a cherry on a toothpick at Nemo's mangled corpse)

Frieza: Sorry, only S.P.A members can run the bar...and are you sure it's safe for the strippers to ride around in a flaming skate park?

 

(Spike7K0) *spike walks in*well ain't this cozy? i think i'll stay here for a while.*holds up a card* i got a discount from my friend he says he's close friends of yours. *looks at skatepark* now, you people r talkin' *grabs skateboard skates down grabs a stripper and takes her to the roof and strange noises can be heard*

 

me: since when have i had a mangled corpse? *reads last page* o....... hmmm y does everybody get mad at me for killing ppl that, just out of their sheer stupidity, dont deserve to live? o well i guess chris dark is just another mindless idiot who forgot to read all my other posts and hasnt realized who hes screwing with.

*10 minutes later (chris dark is heard screaming from back alley)*

frieza: NEMO!!! STOP KILLING EVERYONE!!!

me:(sitting at bar 2 feet away from frieza) *squeezes juice out of cherry into pure rubbing alchohal* uhh dude? im right here. *puts a little umbrella on top of his drink* and i will only stop killing after ppl STOP PISSING ME OFF!

frieza: well seeing as ur the only person here with a reason to kill chris, I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!!!

me: well, technically IM not killing him. but *takes sip of alchohal* SHNIKEES! *passes out on floor*

most others: *run to back alley to see chris's body parts strewn across walls and boxes and trash cans and other alley-belonging items*

frieza: what the...!? DARNIT and now nemo has passed out from his drink so we are never going to know the secret to what happened here

me: *wakes up(a little)* ahh i need some more a dat... what in the world? *starts swatting at little (nonexistant) butterflies and birdies* no stupid things die! *takes 3 big swigs of drink and passes out again*

 

(HyperShadowZero) Can I have a beer anyways?
And what happened here?

 

Nice touch for me.... I usually am passed out with a bra in my hand....
*gets pulled into a room by 2 strippers*

 

(Clicks the safety off of his Needler)
The time has come ya mugs! The time has come for all non-SPA patrons to pay up their tabs. If not...well you'll find out soon enough. Who wants to pay first?

 

Frieza: Well, I was gonna wait until after post 400 to collect, but now's as good a time as ever...but that means I'll have to run up eeryone's costs. Well, let's see...Ace, you owe us-

(Points gun at Frieza)

Frieza: ...nothing...for inventing a mighty fine drink!

Ace: That's right...

Frieza: Now Nemo...there's a case...and he doesn't have any money on him. Maybe we should take a body part before he wakes up. I'll make up the other tabs later.

(Turns to HyperShadowZero)

Frieza: Of course you can have a drink. This is a bar, isn't it?! Here, have a duff. Poisons the mind, liver, and kidneys (according to latest human reaserch, anyway), but it does wonders for the spirits!

 

hey watch this: im take the count down for the last couple votes b4 400!

398!

BTW how much is on my tab? keep in mind u still havent found out the dark secret behind the death of chris dark hehe

 

399!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

me:400! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!*shoots confetty(sp)* YAAAAAAAAAAY! *runs around bar with bottles of VERY expensive wine and champagne and starts breaking then on ppls heads until they pass out* MHUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

ace: *points gun at nemos head* (singing) i dont think so...!

frieza: well lets see that brings ur tab up to... !!!! HOLY CRAP! $16.38. would u like paper or plastic?

me: (thinking) ummm plastic?...

frieza: *hands nemo plastic bag with nothing in it*

me: figures.......

ace: HEY! ive still got the gun here remember!?

me: yea i know i was just getting to you... *grabs 5 pool balls (billiards balls?) and puts them in plastic bag* here ace! *smacks ace in head with bag knocking him unconscious* well then... *takes ace's gun* i... think im gonna take this for safe keeping...

 

me: *hides ace's gun where he will never find it* well now back to drinking *drinks rest of straight alchohal with one cherry drink* @.@ *passes out knowing (tho soon to furget) that ace will never be able to find his gun (in the event that he wakes up first)*

 

(Chris Dark) funny, you don't know who you're dealing with. Check my status. you....15. Me.....31.

 

oh, and I don't get injured by PGers. Have a nice day.

 

I really got to find the Gt-trunks again.

 

Frieza: Yeah, he was fun to kick around...oops, I forgot to carry the decimal. Nemo's tab is actually $1,638,000,000,000.03...still too lazy to make up other tabs...must drink.

(Drinks lots)

 

Ugh, my head...I'm gonna kill 'im!!!
(runs around the bar shooting at Nemo)
You can't run for ever! Sooner or later
the needles'll catch up and they'll
explode, MAN!!!
(the hot pink needles that shoot from Ace's gun begin to track after a screaming Nemo.)

 

I wouldn't recomend trying to fight this guy legitimatly. He doesn't seem that type...

 

*coughpowergamercough*
you guy's are rooting for me in the rumble right?
chimera: all right put' your bets on the table
sub winning:?
sub losing and embarrising himself:?

 

(HyperShadowZero) *Drinks*
Me: God..... I'm so wasted...
Me again: What's SPA and how do you join?

Later.....
Me: Oh, It's a donkey

 

frieza, what in the world does legitamately mean!?
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me: *wakes up and sees tab* dangit! well i thought umm whatever it was u had b4 was a little low BUT MY GOD! how did u come up with that much!!? *sees table for bets on subro.* O HEY! put me down for whatever's on my tab that hes gonna lose (no hard feelings).........(no... scratch that, there are hard feelings) *sigh* ace are u drunk? u must be cuz ur runnin around like an idiot trying to find me and shoot me with the gun that i hid and u still havent found, WHEN IM RIGHT ****ING IN FRONT OF YOU!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ect. .........

 

(GamefreakForeverX) Who runs the bar now? Haven't seen Trunks in a while...

 

The boy never ran the Bar I did,

 

WHAT DOES 'LEGlTIMATELY' MEAN!!?????!

 

No offense, but how old are you? Legitimatly= validly, ...um...correctly, honestly,...I don't really know how to put it. Look it up.

Frieza: S.P.A stands for Sayajin Protection Agency...we should make that more clear sometime.

 

I'll put the full name on the sight later.

.................S.P.A.
SAIYA-JIN PROTECTION AGENCY
.cause we need beer money

 

*grabs a beer*
Sup?

 

VEGETA-nothing much*opens a beer*

TRUNKS-Wanna get this to 500

 

...we ever gonna get work? I've only got half of my Beer savings left...

 

VEGETA-we Always got the wife for beer money

TRUNKS-Thats just pathetic

 

I need your opinion, which is better?
www.geocities.com/hypersolarsonic/Whirlwind_Slash.GIF
or
www.geocities.com/hypersolarsonic/Whirlwind_Slash_Advanced.GIF

 

The time draws near everyone. 500 shall be upon us and we shall start the madness anew with a new Saiyan's Club.

 

the advanced one

 

I might make it S.P.A. bar and grill.

 

*drinks Beer*
Yep....

 

(GamefreakForeverX) ...

 

me: (still maddly drunk) @.@ gimme anudduh owcohow wid chehwy ona toophpick!

 

HUH

 

Solar, I like the first. It doesn't last as long.

Vegeta, don't name it S.P.A bar. If we put S.P.A in any title, usually only S.P.A members will look at it.

Frieza: Wow...that's the saddest story I've ever heard...but it's not enough to get you a beer. You already owe us too much.

 

VEGETA-Thats it,I'm calling in his tab.

 

(Sonic TH) Stampede, let's play cards. No wilds.

*Deals Stampede a 2, 7, 4, 9, and a Q and deals himself a 10, J, Q, K, and A of Clubs.*

Ooo...sucks for you.

 

(Drinks beer)

Frieza: YEP

 

(Sonic TH) Would anyone else like to try their luck against me?

 

Frieza: Ok, but I'm dealing.

(Deals self 5 aces)

Frieza: ...why the hell does that keep happening?!

 

*Gets up, flips the table, then charges for a huge Kame Hame Ha.*

 

(Charges up huge death ball)

 

GOKU-*looks at cards*JIN,I Win

FRIEZA-This isn't jin moron

VEGETA-This is poker.

TRUNKS-Cause we need beer money.

VEGETA-Not now

 

Goku: Sorry guys, Jin is the only game I know how to play. That and go fish.

Frieza: (Sigh)

 

anyone wanna play blackjack?

 

(Mprower) First i'll finish my #45687321 beer. Burp.
* Fall down *

 

*drags t2 to the hungover room*for when he wakes up

 

me: ill play blackjack if u can make frieza give me my alchohal and toothpicked-cherry and i get to deal

 

(Sonic TH) Sub, I hate to inform you, but that isn't T2.

 

damn those fox names!!! every diffrent one i get confused and think it's someone it's not!!!

 

(HyperShadowZero) Moo.

 

Frieza: (To Nemo)You're not getting so much as wood varnish until you pay your tab!

 

me: (to frieza)(crying) *sniff* but i cant pay my ****ing tab until solar loses his match and i collect my prize money...
*stops crying* unless... *runs to nearby "everything" store and buys an uzi, a sniper rifle, a shotgun, a needler, a regular pistol, and an AK47* yea... thisll do the trick... *runs back to bar and points pistol at person running bet table* NOW! give my ****ing money!

persong at table: uhh

me: NO TALKING!

person: but-

me: ZIP!

person: bu-

me: SHUT THE HELL(O) UP!

person: (screaming) BUT HOW MUCH DO U WANT!!?

me:......o uhh whatevers on my tab!

merson: ok

me: bout time already... *turns to everyone else holding up AK47* OK! what jsut happened here?

G&W: u stole the money

me: *sprays bullets thru G&W* any other guesses?

most others: (in unison) u just...

me: *points gun*

others: ...i dunno

me: gooooooooooooooooood. NOW THEN! get back to whatever...*turns to frieza* here ya go *hands money* NOW GIVE ME MY DRINK!!!

 

(Zeal the Paladin) Who here knows what Neko Majin Z is? Not by looking it up in the internet, but reading it yourself. I'm asking because there seems to be some DBZ fans here.

 

(Pockets money)

Frieza: Look, I don't care if the money's stolen, but it can't be stolen from HERE...

Nemo: NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

(Nemo prepares a murderous rampage)

Frieza: But since you're making an effort, I'll let you have another bottle of rubbing alchohal (con un [cherry] de la [toothpick]). Now go rob the WB.

 

*runs in with sackfulls of money*
...
You're too late. Try Fox or ABC.....

 

(Chris Dark) Para will kill you if you bother FOX, and anyway, I tried it. It has laser defense systems.*points to huge hole in back* pardon me as a collapse.*flals over, and dragged out by members of S.T.A.R.S.*

 

(The earth below the bar begins to tremble and quake as fissures appear in the floor. An ominous laughter is heard from below the floor as Ace floats into view, the bottoms of his shoes illuminated with green light.)
Brothers, Sidsters...and the other guys. I come to you in this fashion for one sick Randomly Insane reason. A question that has plagued me for some time. How are we going to go out in post 500. I of course being the old dinosaur that I am would like to end it like we did the last time. With a nonsensical violent barfight! {face it, it's one of the only things we haven't done lately}
Who's with me?

 

me: IM WITH YA ACE! heh heh... now then to get some money that ISNT stolen FROM HERE!!! (stupid freiza) *casually walks into FOX, casually walks to secret safe(not so secret now!), and CASUALLY steals all the money* hmmm hm hmm hm hm hm hm hmmmmmm *CASUALLY walks back to bar a a srange loking overstuffed bag of money* here frieza since i already payed u and the money didnt TECHNICALLY belong to the bar... ill give u half of what was on my tab. *pays* YEAHAHA NOW IM FILTHY ****IN' RICH!!! (to person working table for bets on subrosion in fight) ok put dont for whatever i originally have that hes gonna lose that fight again.

guy at table: but he already fought... he lost

me: GOD ****IT! AND I ALREADY HAD A BET AGAINST HIM!!!

guy: hes fighting again u wanna bet on that fight?

me: HELL(O) YEA! SAME THING

guy: hes fighting u...

me: really? cool! ok put me down for double that *pays* ok lets fight now!

subro: u got it!im gonna kick ur @$$!

me: yup *gets into righ with sub* here ya go *pulls out shotgun bought on last page*

*BANG!!!*

me: (to table guy) NOW GIMME MY ****ING PRIZE MONEY!

guy: no guns alowed in the fight sir...

me: *pulls out uzi* DID U NOT HERE WHAT I JUST SAID!!? *gets rewarded with money* thats more like it. seeing as i won... and i didnt know about that dumb rule!

 

(HyperShadowZero) Yeah.

Who want's to Beat Barney's crap game at the Genesis place? This to all the people in the S&K boards. If you actually want to help, go to the Knuckles Chaotix boards. Don't Flame Me! The Topic Is called Sonic War Room.

*Runs away like a little baby waiting to come back in the afternoon*

 

Frieza: I've been planning the bar's demise since post 30. I was thinking that it would come to its climax as my lighter was running out so I torch the bar for some reason, and we all get out...but a fight beats the hell out of that idea! Shall we try to get everyone here at once?

 

actually i was thinking we should have an inition fight tournament whoever wins becomes a new spa member. and of course they would have to beet random spa members ourselves.

 

Oh, and here's an interesting little account of our lives at this bar:

http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=540&topic=2238691&page=1

 

Anybody who wants to join the S.P.A has pretty much joined already. But opening it to the general SASB sounds like a good idea! WE DARE ANYONE TO TRY AND TAKE US! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

escpecialy me the hero of sasb on countless occasions who gets as rodney dangerfield would say "no respect"

 

Frieza: You're the hero? I thought you were a villin!

(Sub blasts Frieza across the bar. Frieza stands up)

Frieza: Woah! I was kidding! Of course I know you're a good guy! You saved us from that...uh...and that other time, you fought the...er...aw screw it!

(Drinks)

 

hey, come on i fought against DP's minions, numerous occasions with th who is now strangely my friend, all of para's evil thing attacks, mecha-speed(that was an easy one), must i go on besides the time i saved amy from bill gates then killed him as he was trying to escape

 

(I know...some of it anyway. I'm just playing with that "No respect" thing)

Frieza: Right...well anyway, it'll be a good fight!

 

(HyperShadowZero) Me: I'm back for my beer. Hey? What's with all the torches? Did I do something wrong?

*Runs to get a burning 2x4 and do stuff*

 

Frieza: Need more input other members

 

heres input for ya: UR FRICKEN SITE DOESNT WORK! just tell me what message board and system, and the topic name. c ya there!
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me: heh heh im ready for the fight... *smiles maniacally* HEY i got a joke: how do u tell if some on is high one pot?
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they stop right in the middle of....

ok for some of u drunken idiots that may take a while to figure out but its pretty simple. anyway ummm when are we gonna start the fight? i mean aroun what post? (i.e. post 470, post 480, post 475)or will we just do it at that other topic? I REALLY NEED SOME UPDATING HERE! i even read the last posts since i was here last and couldnt make sense of it all. *AND U STILL HAVENT GIVEN ME ANOTHER ALCHOHAL WITH CHERRY AND TOOTHPICK (+little umbrella this time)!!!!!

 

why the hell did it post my last message twice?

 

(Spike7K0) Here's Input for You... you rpeated yourself!!! I Spike7k0 will accept the challenge of tournament and win! unlike this cheapscape who can't afford his own tab! HUrrikane or as your known here Sub I look forward to facing off against you!

 

me: *laughs at this idiot* HAHAHAHAH! U MORON!!! "I Spike7k0 will accept the challenge of tournament and win! unlike this cheapscape who can't afford his own tab!"!!! GIVE ME BREAK! yea im a real moron... A MORON ARMED WITH MANY HIGH POWERED WEAPONS!!! and yea i really cant pay my tab... how do u think i bought all this crap!? i personally look forward to kicking ur @$$ in the fight! as for the fact that i doubled my thing, i dont know how that happened.

 

(Spike7K0) So mr nemo thinks he has weapons * changes to 8 ft. werewolf form and then pulls back his coat revealing guns and technology never even been invented metal claws grow out further*i'm goin cut your neck before this fight even begins*starts walking to nemo*

 

*jumps inbetween them and throws spike into the vert wall and nemo into the bar*backoff!!! the fighting ain't goin to happen till we say so!!!

 

Dude.... only 28 more posts till 500..... *throws a little confetti into the air*

 

And I say that the fightin' begin soon.
We only have less than thirty more posts left
so make it good, make it count, and no
God-gaming. If ya get hit, do what your
parents (or common sense if ya have any)
dictate. Hit 'em back harder!
(Smacks Nemo with the butt of his needler.)
Oh, that felt good to do again.

 

*out of pure boredom, sets Captain Nemo and a stripper or two on fire*
....to strippers have insurance? Like worker's compensation? Cause she won't be able to be in that position for a long time *points*.....

 

(Holds Nemo's body down under him as he pulls on his neck from above.)
Hahahaha!
(A distinct cracking sound is heard as his neck begins to snap)
Hahahahahaha!
(He lets go just as the last few traces of unstretched sinew begin to give way. Ace pulls out a magnetic grenade and attaches it to Nemo's belt buckle. Ace runs for the back of the stage)
1 one thousand, 2 one thousand, 3 one thousand...

 

(Mprower) Dude you don't know how to count... 1 one thousand, 5 one thousand, 2 one thousand, 41 oneoarzarxwjhzoxw2352"({|#`[|^{#|{#|{ hips.
Hey, why is there so much blood in my beer ? *^p$^* it

 

1) Nemo, the site does work. http://www.geocities.com/spa_comics/index

2) We need to decide whether we'll all show up at once and get it over quickly, or to do it turn-based where we all come on whenever, prolonging it over a week, perhaps (this method allows for more indepth attacks).

3) This is a bit embarrasing, but i've never acctually fought on Gamefaqs, so I'm not sure what you guys accept. Is this kind of thing good:

(Frieza smiles a bit as Necro zips around him...then suddenly whirls around 360 degrees. His tail whips around and, before Necro can duck, smacks him across the face, knocking him off his feet and disorienting him for a moment. Frieza follows up by kicking him in the face with his wide, flat foot, slamming the back of his head against the metallic armor of the freighter with a loud "clank!")

 

well watya no? my longside friend sidekick and fighting partner ,chimera, has an older brother.... A few of you may recognize the name from greek myths but it's Chimeara the dragon,lion,goat beast

 

(Chris Dark) yay freiza! Beat the 'ell out of nemo, the crazed PGer! I'll just get on the next building, and snipe him....*runs off*

 

Not Nemo; Necro. That's a sample fight. Read the post.

 

(Chris Dark) ....oh. Darn, hopeing it was Nemo, who tried to PG me, but failed miserably thanks to this Chaos Cancel!(copyright by Reynard Fox)

 

1) frieza i wasnt talking about that site i was talking about the one in ur post a couple pages back

2)has the fight started yet?

3)if it has heres my post:

me: *gets up* al right now im SERIOUSLY pissed! *pulls our AK47* DIE CLOWNS!!! *pulls trigger* YEAHAHAHAHA!!! haha... ****!!! i didnt but amo for the AK47 *pulls out needler and checks amo* good.... HEY ACE! heres a little of ur own medacine(sp)!!! *shoots ace several times* heh heh *walks over to ace* now.... *slams butt of gun down in aces face only to be met by spikes claw hitting his back* AHHH! U ****ING *****!!! *pulls out ultra-power shotgun and blasts spike 3 times in the face* YEA! NOW HOW DO YA LIKE IT!!! *turns around* o crap... *sees almost everyone coming for him* takes a couple steps back towards the bar and notices frieza* uh oh *points shotgun at frieza and notices the SEMI-frightened look of every coming in nemos and his direction* uhh nevermind the shotgun.... so uh FRIEZA! u wanna like... uhh join forces???

 

Guys, I need input. Will we all come here at once, or will this go on over time?
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Frieza: Nemo, I don't think the fight had actually started yet.

Nemo: ...oh my...

(Crowd of angry drunks encloses on Nemo...)

 

o. well in that case just act as if my post never got posted.
and since there arent very many posts left, y dont we start a new topic and have the fight there for say... 50 posts? because if we were to start now, it wouldnt make for a very good fight

p.s.
has anyone tried the site in my signature? i wanna know if u guys like it or not heh heh.

 

If we run out of space, we'll continue where we left off. In the event it happens in the middle of the fight, we'll use a topic started by SSJ4 Trunks (or him under another name). If he's not here, I'll make the official topic.

But in the meantime, Where are you guys?! I need your input

 

ok cool! what will the topic name be? and i think we should set some rules like these kinda:

1)no godding the fight (making yourself indestructable and an automatic winner)
2)if some one hits u, dont act like they didnt. or if some one cuts off a limb (this could be considered godding) dont use that limb.
3)one thing that might make a good rule: maybe we shouldnt be allowed to post fight stuff during school hours cuz at those times some of us cant post.
4)another one like the one above: only be able to have so many words per post so u cant like kill everyone by having an extremely long post (this would be godding).
5)like the 2 above: not being able to say something for someone else (unless of course it has nothing to do with the fight)
6)if u have weapons, dont be a sissy and use only the guns or knives. like im probably the most heavily armed person here adn i plan on using the excuse of not having forgot to buy amo for a bunch of my guns and then having them thrown out into the street.
7)whacking ppl with stuff liek pool sticks is fine because
A)its fun
B)its not that hard to recover from (by this sites standards)
and C)its fun to put stuff on fire and engouge them on pool sticks
8)i think thats it and if u dont agree to some of these, tell me, and if a lot dont want a couple of these rules, we can get rid of them. im just trying to make it fair and well not unfair (duhr). if you think of something fun/funny u want to use in a post that wouldnt really be liek unfair. go ahead and put it.

 

(D500TopicThief) My first target.
.....although might fail.
..........still must try.

 

Account's purpose, sig.
.....Boredom and curiosity.
..........Which this is the result from.
---
MY objective, to get the 500 topics for myself.
I AM an alternate account.

 

Third post.
.....Realization of reality.
..........Success will happen by chance.

 

Second realization.
.....Others will go to this topic.
..........To try to stop me.

 

Cannot keep up for much longer.
.....Many limits.
..........Restricting me from my goal.

 

A thief in the night, eh?
Who are you, really?

 

(D500TopicThief) Identity not needed.
.....Knowing isn't important.
..........I am an alternate.

 

Seems that one person.
.....Caught me.
..........To question me.

 

Another hour.
.....Another reason.
..........Another person.

 

So close.
.....Yet so far.
..........I might make it.

 

Ones who don't know.
.....D is 500.
..........In Roman numerals.

 

this topic is gonna die!!! MUst save everything we need for survival *runs around picking random things up and puttin them in a small box that can hold anything yet fit in your pocket grabs all the strippers puts them in the box shrinks and takes the bar and all drinks shrinks and takes the skatepark and the skatepark statue shrinks and taes all the members of spa and the regulars ties up nemo and leaves him in the topic*

 

*gets ready to walk out then remebres sidekicks* dangit, guys when i tell you to come, you come *chimera,wolfie, wet willy, flameboy, sub the chao, chimaera, dir, gir, gatorade, and platinum all rush out* I should really think of getting rid of some of you *ducky waddles out carrying a box containing "the claw"* well, i should've expected that coming.

 

well here it is the last post..... *opens box and yells down to frieza*gimmme a beer*takes a tiny beer*shoud've expected that to. a toast to the greatest of all mka bars in history *hears the many tiny voices of the spa talking and clinking mugs then hears them pass out of overdosage while staring at the bar nemo crawls out barely*you know its funny you guys just oassed out all these years *puts padlock on topic*