Trunks/Vegeta/Liger/Zechs

Frieza

Ace

Sub

SolarSonic

Galactic Magi

Nemo

Magnus X Zero/GamefreakForeverX

 

[Drunk Talk (Enter the Nemo)]

 

4/28/2002 3:23:30  *Everything looks the same except The skatepark got a few new things (flames startin to estinguish) there's a fightin ring inthe middle of a new section the bar is rounded and on the other side of it is my old bar "School after hours" (strippers and everything)* Hehehehehe, I had to bring it back some how

 

Frieza: Very good. We spelled Saiya-jin wrong again, but whatever. Naustalgia. Now...we should all get together and do a nice group comic...if no one else is up to it, I can make it, but I won't start for a while. Other projects.

 

*chimera, wolfie, flameboy, wet willy, and dir alll apear out of nowhere.*
Chimera:well, I geuss it's back to the old days. *sit's next to sub*
*wet willy and flameboy run straight to the stripper room screaming "were back girls!!!"*
Wolfie:where's my box?
Dir:Look wat I found *jumps in cardboard box with a cage around it and locks himself in*weeeee
Wolfie:That's mine!!!
Chimera:yup

 

ill make the group comic thingy if no one else wants to. sorry, i wasnt aware there was some "tradition" that SPA members create the bar. closed that other one.

nemo: *looks at solar sonic* yay! new person! well, not really new but....you know...

 

*opens a beer*Actually I make them but because of my recent internet problemes other S.P.A. members have to.

 

And it's Saiya-jin

 

(Chris Dark) *the doors open, and S. T. A. R. S. once again is in the bar... only a few members this time*
Hey, we're back!
Jill: Finally, it's back up.
*two drunks see the newest member of S. T. A. R. S., Maki*
guy: Hey babe!
Maki: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME??!!*fire in eyes*
Guy:*steps back* n-n-n-nothing... O.O;;
Maki: Why can't I win friends and influence people?
Aya: ...

 

I was here at the very first Saiya-jin Bar & Grill.....
*CAUTION... MAY CONTAIN FLASHBACK*
...'twas the good times.... when all we did was get drunk and fight.... then there was the occasional poker game....

This was the place that converted me from MKA to cold, solid beer....

A toast to the SPA, and our bar...
*holds beer bottle up*

 

nemo: *sees solar raise beer for toast and turns to frieza working on drink* hurry up with the drink! i wanna raise it for the toast!
frieza: im goin as fast as i can! *drops some kind of liquid into drink one drop at a time* its a very delicate process.
nemo: gr... *punches frieza who drops drink on floor. the drink explodes in a cloud of smoke. when the smoke clears, nemo and frieza are gone*

~in another dimension~
(nemo and frieza appear)
nemo: good job einstein! your friggin "delicate process" just transported us somewhere.
frieza: are you saying this is MY fault?! you're the one that made me drop the drink!
nemo:....shut up! *looks around* now where the heck are we?
(a loud roar is heard in the distance)
frieza: lets not wait to find out. use your chaos control and-
nemo: good idea! *uses chaos control but forgets frieza in the other dimension*

~at bar~
(nemo appears)
nemo: *looks around* hm...why do i get the feeling ive forgotten something?

~back in other dimension~
frieza: *dodges blasts from large monster, then returns fire and kills it* it figures i had to travel to another dimension with an idiot, which happens to be the only on of us that can use chaos control, that cant even remember what happens when he sticks a finger in a light socket, 30 seconds after sticking his finger in one!

 

Returns through dimentional portal and finishes toast)

Frieza: Yeah, those were the days when we'd go through 2 bar topics a night! But who knows, when summer starts again, we might just get some more action! Now if you'll excuse me...

(Walks up to Nemo)

Nemo: Oh hi Frieza, where've you been?

(Unamused stare)

Nemo: ...Ooo! Copper wiring!

(Runs over to a spool of copper wire and begins playing with it)

Frieza: ...We must do something about this...

Sub: Let's wrap him up and mail him to China.

Frieza: Chaos control.

Sub: Damn.

 

*drinks a beer and knocks out nemo with a steel chair*Oh hell yeah

 

nemo: *wakes up* ow... *looks around* anyone want to tell me why im laying on the ground with a big mark on my head as if ive just been hit with a steel chair?

trunks: mm....no not really.

nemo: HA! you did it! i can tell!

trunks: no crap sherlock. its not that hard, you just gotta read the last couple posts.

nemo:....shut up! dont make fun of me because im stupid... and how DOES liger drink beer anyway?

 

TRUNKS:*see's his liger drinking beer*o_O..I never really thought of that.I gotta figuer out
(SMACK!!!)*hits nemo again with the chair*

how he does that.

 

*Drinks beer*

Trunks:How the heck is it that you can drink beer?

LZS-*drunkenly roars*

Trunks-Is that right.

 

nemo: *gets hit with chair* O.o....o.O....O.o....o.O ow... *looks over at trunks* is it just me, or does it seem like hes trying to start something?
(no one answers)
nemo:...ok then! gimme a pure alchohal with cherry.

 

LZX*passes him a pure alchohal with cherry*

Trunks:When were you able to change your armors by yourself all of a sudden?

LZX-*roars*(translation)Since I got smarter than you.

 

nemo: wait a sec... i though you were always smarter than trunks just because he was a plain old idiot.
trunks: *picks up chair* excuse me? you wannna say that again?
nemo: O.o; no... *sips alchohal with cherry and passes out*

 

Sweeps Nemo into broom closet)

Frieza: The space under the fridge is full.

 

nemo: *wakes up and storms out of broom closet* what happened to under the fridge?
frieza: no more room.
nemo: already?! we just made the new bar! how could it already be full?
frieza: *points to sub beating the crap out ppl that walk into bar for no reason*
nemo: o... well in that case! *has another sip of drink and passes out*

 

*walks in bloddied and covered in oil and tar*
mwahahahaha....now I have a room instead of closet and under frige for everyone! Follow me!
*leads everyone to a gigantic firey room where slaves are running on flaming treadmils to make everything work there's a huge pool of tar in the middle of it(added oil so things can somehow live in it) it has gigantic monsters swimming in it's depths and ,much more surrounding in the room* Welcome to my torture room!

 

(Looks in torture room)

Frieza: Interesting. Very nice. I think I'll empty the fridge now. If they woken up by now, they're probably dead already.

(Tosses pile of corpses into into tar pit and watches monsters feed)

Frieza: Ah, the cycle of life.

Trunks: Hey Frieza, I think Goku was under that fridge...

...

Both: (Burst into laughter)

 

nemo: *looks in torture room and sees monsters* woah.... can i have one?
sub: you're joking right?
nemo: um... no

 

Frieza: Here you go.

(Hands Nemo a shackled Pikachu)

Frieza: Abuse it as you see fit.

 

*roars for pikachu chilli*

 

nemo: oooooo i have plans for you pikachu...
pikachu: pika?
nemo: ...but first you need to leard english
pikachu: no problem.
nemo: *gasp* you can speak english?!
pikachu: yeah, all us pokemon can. we just take pride out of annoying the crap out of all of you.
nemo:............well anyway, as i was saying i have plans for you...
pikachu: like what?
nemo: ooooooooooooo you shall see. now that john is here, i know exactly how to put you to work. FOLLOW ME TO THE NEW ROOM THAT APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE BECAUSE I WANTED IT TO!

~5 minutes later~
(nemo and john are chugging beers at the bar when loud explosions are heard from nemo's new room)
john: what was that?
nemo: what was what?
john: that explosion?
nemo: o that! thats just my new pikachu blowing up a bunch of helpless toasters that ive suplied him with. heh heh.

 

pikachu: *blows up more toasters* STOP BURNING PEOPLE'S TOAST YOU STUPID MACHINES!

 

(Super models carrying beer all dance in wearing bathing suits)

All: O.O ...

Girl: Hey boys, want a drink?

 

nemo: O_O FORGET THE DRINK! *runs over and tackles super model (thus spilling all the beer on her shirt) and drags her to empty room*

 

*waits and listens untill he hears a slap heard throughout the board and then a splash and Nemo screaming in pain* I so friggin touht those chix to fight good!

 

(from other room)
nemo: AHHHHH!!! SHES GOT A KNIFE! *runs into bar being chased by the super model* AHHHH!!!

 

Back up guys! John wants his 7 shots *pulls out elephant gun* oh yah this work real nice!

 

nemo: *chugs vodka* WOO HOO! now whos the amatuer?! *blows up frieza's wine*

 

Frieza: Grr.

(Nemo bursts into flames)

 

nemo: mmmm fire warm. *burp* *burp explodes in fireball* COOL! *burp*

 

nemo: *chugs more vodka* WHEEEEEEE!!!!!! *steals frieza's lighter and runs around like a maniac*

frieza: vodka can do strange things to a porcupine... but i need that lighter back!

 

Frieza: ...wait, no I don't.

(Pulls out another lighter)

Frieza: He he he he...

(Nemo grabs other lighter)

Frieza: GrrrRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

(Dislodges counter and smashes it over Nemo's head. Retrieves lighters)

Frieza: Baffoon.

 

nemo (from laying unconscious(sp?) on floor): yeah... YEAH! whoo hoo! just one more-
sub: time to wake up! *smacks nemo*
nemo: *wakes up* -time! DANGIT SUB! @#$&! THAT WAS GOIN REAL NICELY TIL YOU HAD TO SMACK ME!
sub: yeah, well. i try.
nemo: *blows up frieza's lighter and goes back to sleep*

 

(Uses other lighter to set sleeping Nemo on fire)

 

no,no,no frieza, like thiz *a pit opens a d drops nemo in torture room*

 

nemo: *wakes up inside mouth of monster* how did i get here? o well. *chaos control. appears in bar* someone gimme a drink...

 

Frieza: Here you go. (Passes Nemo cherry-alchohal thing)

(Nemo drinks and falls on floor convulsing)

Frieza: Mwahahahahahahahaaa!

 

Frieza: Oh yes, let's begin Sub's birthday party!

(Hangs Nemo like a pinata)

 

nemo: *rides in on top of new torture room monster8 WOAH BOY! *monster stops* DOWN! *monster lays down* good boy! *pulls out package of prime rib and tosses it to monster. monster eats it* now go into the torture room! *monster leaves*
frieza: NEMO! YOU IDIOT! That prime rib was supposed to be for the party!
nemo: whoops...
frieza: idiot...
nemo: shut up...

 

* a bunch of wrestlers, army guys, and big guys with guns walk in*
me:Hey, guys just in time for the party. oh fell free to kill nemo

 

nemo: O_O; uh-oh...
leader guy: who is the one they call nemo?
nemo: o thank god they're idiots! HIM! *points to inocent bystander sitting in corner*
leader guy: GET HIM!
other guys: YAH!!! *run at bystander and drag him into a truck*
leader guy: *gets in truck* lets roll men! *truck drives off*
nemo: phew... LETS PARTY!!!

 

well, that was hopeless... ok guys come out now! *a bunch of CIA and FBI guys walk out and put nemo in a giant floating bubble that is impossible to escape from and takes him away*

 

nemo (from inside bubble): impossible to escape my ass. CHAOS CONTROL! *appears in bar* PARTY!!! WOO HOO!

 

*stares at nemo floatin around singin in bubble*Well, I geuss he's startin to inhale the gas...

 

nemo: *finishes singing* ok this bubble thing is starting to get annoying. *blasts bubble. its unaffected* uh... *tan blasts bubble. its unaffected* gr... NEMO SPEAR! *launches hundreds of super powerful spear-like beams at bubble. its unaffected* O_O;; what IS that made of?!
sub: well you see, its actually made up of a-
nemo: shut up! that was a retorical question. er... yeah. hm... *thinks* ooooooo i have an answer... oooooo ZEPHER!
*red hedgehog walks in*
zepher: what'd'ya want?
nemo: get me some a yo... "special" coffee.
zepher: whatever. *gets coffee and throws it at bubble. coffee mug breaks on bubble. coffee spills on bubble. bubble melts*
nemo: ah... much better now.
frieza: nemo, what the hell was in that coffee?
nemo: beats the hell outa me. ask zepher.
frieza: hey zeph-- *looks around* whered he go?
nemo: *looks around* dont know... o well.

 

if I know nemo theres one way to get rid of him boys! *the bugs in the suits walk in with a big box of electrical outlets and run out and throw him into the insanemobile with all the outplugs and drive off*(no chaos control,attack, or cofee can destroy it)

 

nemo: *sits in truck thinking* hm... aha! ive got it! *whistles insanely loud*

~at bar. in toaster abuse room~
pikachu: *hears whistle* hm... master is in trouble. *runs*

~in truck~
nemo: 3... 2.. 1...
pikachu: YAAAHHH! *thunderbolt shorts out all oulets and causes truck to explode*
nemo: *exits truck* good pikathing. *chaos contol back to bar* *rubs eyebrows* hey sub? its not your birthday anymore is it? guess i dont have to be nice anymore.

 

*PULLS LEVER AND NEMO AND COPYRIGHT DROP INSIDE MONSTER'S MOUTHS!!!!*Mwahahahahhaahahaha....I made sure that all the monster's have impenetrable skin insides, and u can't chaos control either...

 

nemo: god this is really getting annoying. *sets monster's intestines on fire*
monster: ROAR! *vomits*
nemo & ster: *get vomited out of monster*
nemo: well that was disgusting... but at least we're out. *goes back to bar*

 

Frieza: Now Nemo, I understand Sub has been trying very hard to torment you, am I right?

Nemo: Yep.

Frieza: And it hasn't really been working, has it?

Nemo: Not really.

Frieza: I thought so. Well then, if we can't satisfy his vengance by injuring you, we'll do the next best thing. Would you step over here, Nemo?

(Nemo approaches the counter. Frieza suddenly slices off one off a arm and a leg and blends it into a drink)

Frieza: Here you go Sub. Drink of the death.

(Nemo magically regenerates his limbs)

Frieza: How exactly are you doing that?

Nemo: Magic.

Frieza: I see...

 

nemo: I CAN REGENERATE BODY PARTS?!

...

nemo: COOL!

 

nemo: sub's in the fighting tournament finals! yay sub! *throws more confetti at sub's face* frieza's a judge in the fighting tournament finals! yay frieza! *throws more confetti at frieza's face* im probably going to regret doing that... oh well! im the announcer in the fighting tournament finals! yay for-
sub: *taps nemo on shoulder*
nemo: *turns around* ...me?
sub: *slugs nemo in the face*

 

(Causes Nemo's shoes to fill with acid)

 

nemo: AHHHH! MY FEET! MY FEET! *rips shoes off* ahhhhhh... *makes new shoes appear and puts them on* you did NOT just mess with my shoes. *walks up to frieza* YOU DID NOT JUST MESS WITH MY SHOES! *steals frieza's lighter and john's pool stick. then runs into the back ally, kills the nearest stray cat, lights the cat on fire, engouges it on the pool stick, and runs back into the bar* YOU DID NOT JUST MESS WITH MY SHOES!!! *whacks frieza on the back of the head with flaming cat-on-a-stick*

 

(Eats flaming cat on stick)

Frieza: Mmm. Just barely alive. Just the way I like it!

 

nemo: *continues beating frieza's head with broken pool stick*

 

(Tabcef)*Is Staring at...A Beer Bottle?* Lets see..It's made of..
Alchol, Alchol, Alchol, Alchol, and...CONCENTRATED ACID?!?
Hm..I wonder how it tastes...*Drinks the Beer and falls off the seat he was sitting on* Woah...Ok..No more of this stuff...*Gets up and stares at Nemo beating Freiza Up with a..Broken Pool Table?

 

no fool! its a broken pool STICK

nemo: *continues whacking*

 

(Nemo eventually breakes already broken pool que down to nothing)

Frieza: Out of blunt wooden objects, are we?

Nemo: Of course not! I always carry my own special stock of blunt wooden objects for my amusement!

Frieza: ...you really should seek professional help, Nemo.

(Nemo resumes beating Frieza with wood. Frieza lights object on fire. Nemo doesn't seem to notice)

Frieza: Alright, now this is really too much.

(Dumps bottle of brandy over Nemo and ignites. Nemo explodes)

 

nemo: mmmmm fire warm... *shoes catch fire* NUUU!!! *shoots water on shoes* good. no permanent damage. *whacks frieza with... nothing?* 'the heck? hm... wood must have broken. *takes out metal pipe* HA! *proceeds to whack frieza on the head but ends up with face in wall*

 

 

 

 

Enter Bulma

 

Trunks:Yeah,But Now for some fun.Play time liger.

LZ-*roars and does strike laser claw on nemo and all non S.P.A. members in the bar*

Trunks:Excelent...MWAHAHAHAHA*Drinks a beer*

Vegeta:*walks in from his trip to the Staples center*What the hell's been going on here?

Trunks and LZ(in the voice of joker from next friday the movie)-Noting

Vegeta:Allright then.*goes to get drunk*

Trunks:See's vegeta's wearing a gold and purple jersey that says L.A. Lakers Hater #1.

Drunk Vegeta:Lousy Lakers.The Fakers are more like it,They're nothing with out Shaq and Kobe.

Trunks:Maybe so,But they're still gonna beat new jersey

Vegeta:*breaks beer bottle*YOU TAKE THAT BACK BOY!!!

Trunks:Why?You know they're gonna lose!

Vegeta:I WARNED YOU!!!*stabs trunks with broken bottle*

Trunks:MOMMY!!!

*Bulma walks in*

Bulma:Vegeta how could you?

Vegeta:How could I what?

Bulma:Stab Trunks!

Vegeta:Whats the big deal.It's not like we don't have more than one trunks.

Bulma:And where is my other Trunks?

Vegeta:..Um...

*Scene switches to a skeleton holding a toilet brush in the bathroom*

*Scene switches back to vegeta*

Vegeta:..uh..Gotta go*Goes SSJ and Flies out the roof*

Bulma:I'll get you soon!Wait and see!

Trunks:Um..I could really use a trip to the hospital

Bulma:Don't interupt Mommy dear.

LZ:Slowly tries to take the money from the cash register but finds nothing more than 3 buttons and peanut butter on a playing card*

 

nemo (with head through wall): ow... *sees skeleton* o high trunks.
trunks:
nemo: um... ok. *breaks wall*
sub: NEMO!!!!
nemo: whatever you're about to say to me, NO. *chaos control out of room*
sub: o hell yes you ARE going to replace that wall.

~in middle of field some where~
vegeta: *eats flower* mmmm... tasty
nemo: *appears* hey vege- ... did you just eat a flower?
vegeta: *hides rest of flower* no!
nemo: ok... anyway. lets go beat trunks up for hating the nets.
vegeta: YAY!

~back at bar~
nemo and vegeta: *appear*
bulma: THERE YOU ARE! come here mister!
nemo and vegeta: QUIET WOMAN! *blast bulma*
trunks: crap. now we have to wish her back again! and shes probably gonna be pissed... PLUS! now we have no money suply you dimwits!
nemo: SHUT UP YOU STUPID NET HATER!
vegeta: enough talk! *blasts at trunks*
trunks: *dodges and appears behind vegeta. then throws him out of bar*
nemo: >_>;; thats what i get for picking an idiot to side with me... NETS!
trunks: LAKERS!
nemo: FAKERS!
trunks: ... gotta think of a name for the nets... gotta think of a name!
nemo: HA! you moron...
trunks: oooooo you're gonna regret that. *snaps fingers*
liger: ROAR! *tries to laser claw nemo*
nemo: AHHHH!!!!! *runs*
liger: ROOOOOOAAAR!!! *gives chase*
nemo: wait a second... *stops* good night. *blasts liger into space*

 

(Bulma falls through the roof, riding liger)

Nemo: Huh? I thought I killed her.

Frieza: Fortunatly, I had the foresight to shield her. Those dragonballs take a year to come back, you know.

Nemo: (Completely forgot about what Frieza was saying and is now riding the pool table across the floor)

Bulma: Where's that man now?!

Frieza: Probably hiding...hiding with beer. Go look for some beer. He'll probably be there...and while you're out, bring some back. We're running low.

Bulma: I am not your servant!!! Get it yourself!!!

Sub: (really, really drunk) Hey baby, are you the new stripper?

Bulma: Pervert!!

(Smacks Sub across bar anime style)

Sub: Ow! Wha'd you do that for?

Bulma: Come on liger, we're getting out of here to go find Vegeta!

(Bulma leaves on Liger. Frieza leaves to watch Trunks bleed to death in a gutter)

Trunks: Looks like this is the end. Well, at least I get to have one more beer... (drinks beer)

Frieza: Heh heh heh!...I mean, poor Trunks...

 

nemo: we need a mechanical bull. *starts heading toward construction room*

frieza: uhh... nemo?

nemo: NOT NOW! for i am on a mission.

frieza: *looks across street at mechanical bull store* ok whatever.

~5 hours later~
nemo: *comes out of room with mechanical bull* I AM FINISHED!

frieza: you do know that there was a mechanical bull shop right across street right?

*eerie silence*

nemo: i hate you.

 

Liger Zero Panzer*Blasts thrue a wall into the bar and roars Nemo*

Nemo:....

LZP:*Fires Hybrid beer cannons at nemo*

Nemo:*Gets too drunk and passes out*

Trunks:Hey since whene do you have a beer attack

LZP*Roars*

Trunks:You always do that.

LZP:Bulma*Steps on nemo and walks out*

 

Drunk Talk part 2

 

*drives in with a big rig full of beer and food*
Trunks:PARTY AND FREE STUFF FOR ALL.I Finally reached legend...Even though I would have over 400 karma by now but thanks to my brother not telling me about the internet being fixed I missed out on too many days.

 

Frieza: (stops drinking) Uh oh! I think we're out!

(Sees Trunks drive up with party goods)

Frieza: Woohoo! Now shipment! And now that we are legends, we shall be all powerful!

Trunks: Um...how?

Frieza: We shall find a way my boy. We shall find a way...

 

(There seems to be an odd sound coming from the beer truck. Trunks goes in and puts his head by the door to hear the strange noises emanating from the back. He gets himself together and suddenly pops the door open. In a pile of crates and empty bottles is Ace swigging three or four Smirnoffs.)
'Glug' Um...Hi, MAN!!!

 

nemo: *finally wakes up and sees truck* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! *runs straight into truck and falls to the ground unconscious*

 

Frieza: Alright! Ace is visiting! I would say "Ace is back", but that just never happens. It's beginning to seem beyond the realm of possibility.

Frieza: Now, I'm sure we've all noticed the recent activity in the Amy empire. I know we usually have friendly relations with them, but I'm in the mood for a war or something. I mean, it's been over a year now since I've decimated a planet, or sent an army to its death on some God foresaken rock. What say we bring the old Saiya-jin empire out of the closet for one more run of looting and destroying?

Trunks: Ask my dad! He owns it, not me!

Frieza: Ah yes. Vegeta? What say we-oh right, you're not here...well when he gets back (whether Bulma found him or not), we'll see...

 

(Pokefan02)*walks in*
what the hell is this place?

 

Wassup, MAN!!! This is the spot for the SPA(Saiyajin Protection Agency). The SPA came later, but when the bar craze died out in late October of last year we were the only ones left making these funny ass scenes in this weird bar owned by SSj4Trunks(Vegeta). What did he call it again...A place where you could drink all night and escape the wife, I think? Each of us here like Frieza, Sub, Stinkie, Indee, Amy, Big and a few others were the only ones to hang out here. So far It's kept alive for nearly a year, so when August come round I'm gonna start some real crazy **** for the anniversary. So to answer your question; It's a bar, MAN!!!

 

bah, Chimera needs some training so Nemo can fight him
*picks up the dazed Nemo and throws him in the fighting arena with the dragon chao staring intently at Nemo waiting for the first move*

 

chimera: *stares blankly at nemo* this guy is a total idiot! oh well! makes for an easy fight *runs at the unconscious nemo and is just about to finish off the porcupine when a black blur appears in front of him and punches him to the other end of the ring. chimera gets up and looks at his attacker. he lays his eyes on a black chao with gold spikey hair similiar to that of nemo's*

mystery chao: *looks at nemo and sighs* this stupid bum. hes always getting drunk. *picks up nemo and throws him out of the ring*

chimera: who the heck are you?

mystery chao: hm? *turns to chimera* oh, hi. im nem. nemo's chao.

chimera: and what the heck are you doing?

nem: well, i didnt want to see him get obliterated unfairly. *points to nemo* so i HAD to stop you. anyway, since hes temporarily out of commission, you can fight me.

 

me to rest of spa members watching:poor lil' Nem... he's gonna get destroyed and dont even know...

 

uh oh... this cant be good...

 

nem: well are you going to start already or what? *runs at chimera then at the last second uses chaos control the teleport behind chimera and blasts him in the back. then teleports to the other side of the ring, that chimera is flying toward, and begins charging another blast*

nemo: *wakes up and sees nem* dang. that little dude sure can fight. *gets up and falls back down* ugh! i hate hangovers... i think ill lay off the drinkin for a while.

 

*Chimera regains balance and rams his horns right into Nem then backflips to the center of the arena a bright white flash envelops the arena and when it settles Chimera is trapped in a white orb and glowing strait white as pearls*

 

(Lights ring on fire)

Frieza: That should make it more interesting.

 

(All the lights in the bar blow out for no apparent reason)

 

ahhhh the lights! *runs in torture room so he can see through the fires* I know some of you guys up there are like sonic when it gets dark.

 

(Thinks about what Sub said for a moment)

Frieza: ...

(Raises power, and begins emmitting light. Discovers messed up drunk sneaking up behind him. Kills drunk)

Frieza: Freaking fruits.

Trunks: You can't blame them. You do look like a girl.

(Trunk's face mysteriously explodes)

 

Rushes into the dark bar)
Guys please listen to me, don't drink the--
(Sees Frieza)
Beer...It'll make your faces explode, MAN!!!

 

Trunks: Ow!...wait, you mean the beer did that? I thought it was Frieza!

Frieza: So did I!

Ace: Uh...yeah, Man.

(Nemo can be heard running about insanly in the dark)

Frieza: Hmm...someone should fix the lights...and find out why they went out in the first place...

 

(Ace wanders around the girders above the bar haphazardly before flicking the switch for the lights. As the room is illuminated he can see clawmarks in the metal...his creatures are still here. And worst of all they're causing trouble.)

 

Frieza: Alright, who's been clawing the bar? Nemo?

(Nemo is currently arguing with a can of corn)

Ace: ...Actually, I think it was my creatures, MAN!

Frieza: ...creatures?

 

* a rumbling sound is heard from the basement (torture room) and several large beasts burst throguh the floor and glare at everyone and I am riding on a winged firebreathing horse* if any of u even attempt to touch me Nemo gets it!

 

No need to worry Sub, the lights are fixed. But Ace seems to think it was some creatures of his...which I don't remember authorizing. You'd do well to start explaining.

 

Well...um, In our duel when I brought us back using that teleportation spellsong, I think I brought the glass monsters with us. Since we're not on the battlefield I don't think I can control them anymore.

 

Actually, in my last attack, I destroyed them (but the bar topic probably sunk before you could read it). I'll put it all up now.

 

(Cyber Tails)Frieza hand me a beer.

 

Frieza: Yeah, sure.

(Slides Cyber Tails a Duff)

Frieza: Five bucks.

CT: (spits out beer) WHAT?! That's robbery!

Frieza: Sorry, but no one ever hires us.

Sub: For what?

Frieza: To fight! We're mercinaries, remember?

Sub: Oh yeah...

Frieza: ...yeah, so we need the money.

 

(Cyber Tails)Damn it.
Here.*Hands Frieza 5 bucks*

 

(Swigs back a beer and looks at his wallet)
;_; I'm outta cash! Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh MAN!!!
We gotta get some cash or somethin'. The SPA hasn't been hired for a job in nearly a year. {as far as I know}
We're nearly broke...

 

Frieza: Don't worry! We get the beer free, and Vegeta gets the money from Bulma.

Ace: But what if Bulma runs out?!...or just cuts Vegeta off?

Frieza: ...well then I'd have to go home and drink my own stuff.

Ace: Cool! Could I come?

Frieza: <_< >_>...no.

 

*from inside hostage cage* Can I come?

 

Frieza: NO! MY BOOZE! Besides, my father wouldn't approve of you people. As it is, I haven't told him where I've been for the last year...

 

nemo: PEAS!

*silence*

nemo: PEAS!

*silence*

nemo: PEAS!

sub: uh... wait... werent you arguing with a can of peas last time over corn?

nemo: *stares blankly at sub* so? *turns to can of corn* PEAS!

sub: ...

nemo: PEAS!

frieza: SHUT UP! *throws random objects at nemo*

~fighting arena~
nem: *sees orb thingy* ...the heck? hm.... ok then *hovers slightly off the ground and begins to gather energy for an attack. his fists become engulfed in purple energy. he throws his right fist forward and fires a purple beam at chimera, then uses chaos control to teleport behind chimera and launches the second beam*

 

(meet ure doom time!)

*all the attacks simply bounce off the orb untill the orb explodes and when it settles there is no Chimera CHAO to be seen instead there is a 7,893 ft. tall black and red dragon glaring down at Nem*
Chimera: Now your time has come!

 

nem: ****! CHAOS CONTROL! *teleports away from bar*

chimera: what?! he cant just leave!

nemo: *still getting stuff thrown at by frieza* he'll be back! trust me!

~3 minutes later~

chimera: *twirls thumbs*

~3 MORE minutes later~

chimera: DAMNIT! WHERE IS HE?!

~in field some where~

nem: ahhh... finished. your time has come chimera. *chaos control back to bar*

~bar~

(a flash of light appears in the arena, temporarily blinding all that look upon it. then, with a loud crash, the light dissapears. with the light gone, a chao is revealed. it is nem, but he has made a transfomation. his body is now entirely gold, but with purple hair.)

nem: bring it.

 

Chimera: meh, okay *steps on Nem*

 

chimera: *looks down at foot* TAKE THAT ONE YA LITTLE MIDGET!

(a sudden shower of dirt and wood from the arena flies up from behind chimera, and nem flies out surrounded by black energy. the tiny chao flies up above chimera in a split second and chimera can barely even turn his head)

nem: up here stupid!

(nem is flying arrogantly 50 feet above the head of chimera with a tan blast ready to be fired at the head of his opponent)

nem: TAN... BLAST!!!

(nem fires upon chimera one of his most powerful attacks: the tan blast, a giant ball of energy hurled toward the monster. as the attack leaves his palms, the tiny chao concentrates on the gnash in his arm from getting stepped on)

 

*Chimera see's the attack flying down at him and flaps his wings sending it straight back at nem then flips his tail up and wraps it around Nem starting to strangle him*

 

(nem quickly backlfips through the air out of the way of the blast, but cant recover in time to save himself from being grabbed by chimera's tail, and having the life begining to be sucked out of him)

nem: chaos... con- *gasp*

chimera: you're too small midget.

nem: *gasp* *weird breathing noises* *gasp* con... control!

(nem closes his eyes to try and pull off the chaos control, and dissapears just as chimera tightens his grip to finish off the "midget", and reappears behind chimera, and powers up trying to relieve himself of some pain.)

 

nem: eh, this is getting boring. *powers down and leaves battle arena* i quit. savor your "victory" oh ugly and hideous thing.

chimera: *steps on nem*

 

A real crisis

 

 

(Walks out onto the silent streets and looks on at the carnage and destruction
wrought by some unknown dark pressence. Ace Unsheaths his Photon saber
and strolls along, his crtimson dreads flailing in the wind. Bodies
and writhing animals are skewered on long metal pikes shoved into the
cement sidewalks. The miasma of charred human flesh and smoke fills
the air as he walks ever deeper into the depravity.)
"What in Althena's name happened here," he says as he starts feeling
around for foreign life energies.
(Flames and some sort of black-green liquid are upon the ground and even dripping
on some walls. Translucent spikes are seen shunted into the pavement in a scatter
pattern, like the pellets of a shotgun and from the way that they seem to have gotten there
they must have been just as deadly. Suddenly a strange sound is heard from around a corner,
a snarl, or a munch, or a mix between both. The echidna dashes to the scene and rcoils in horror.
Standing there is a black Devil chao with green streaks lining it's body and spikes lining it's back
in a style reminicent of Shadow the hedgehog, known to Ace as a speed demon. It stands on the
back of a most vicious creature who turns his gaze on the terrified echidna.)
Ace breaks and runs screaming out telepathically to any S.P.A. members in the area for help

 

Sitting at his stool, sipping his wine, Frieza gazes into the tarnished old mirror behind the counter, contemplating the last year he'd spent there. Through the dusty glass, a familiar figure met his stare. Its eyes were becoming blood-shot, more than a hint of boredom posesed them. The booze it clasped in its snake-white hand were looking more tastless by the moment.

Frieza: Maybe it's time I go home. I mean, it's been a year already, and I do have my duties...I could at least take a shower...

Frieza turned from the looking glass, got up and sighed. Leaving his drink, he decided to get some much needed fresh air. It was midday, the sun was setting over the timeless bar, and the former tyrant at its gates. Looking past the heavens, he could almost see the stars. He wondered with a child-like innosence what might be beyond them. Some old words begin playing back to him.

Looking up into the endless sky, staring into the maze of time
Our existence caught in the blink of an eye
Imagining other worlds we try
Realizing somehow we're all part of this
Wondrous cosmical tapestry

His relaxation is short lived. He darts his head right upon recieving an energy signal. Closer inspection reveals it to be a distress call from...Ace!

Frieza: Now what on earth could have him so shook up. It must be quite powerful...sounds like a grand idea! I could use some sport!

The young emperor takes flight, powering up along the way, expectant of something fierce. He puts aside a small amount of energy to contact Trunks, Sub, Solar, or even Nemo, should this prove more than the two warriors could handle.

 

(Nemo is seen sitting in the corner thinking about something. He's not moving. Very strange for the porcupine's normal behavior. Suddenly he looks up with a strange look on his face. The young warrior stands and goes super without hesitation. The transformation catches the attention of sub, but he looks over to find nothing but an abandoned chair.)

Nem: uh-oh...

~out wherever frieza is~

(as Frieza is flying through space, Nemo appears at his side.)

Nemo: so where's the battle at?

seriously, where is it? whats the link or whatever?

 

The creature ran behind Ace on it's centipede legs and stopped every so often to shoot out venomous spikes at it's prey. The chao clining on flung multiple mace balls from atop it's head at the fleeing echidna. Ace finally got the heart to leap up and turn around. He lifted his spread needle and fired the paralyzing rounds of needle photons at his enemy. The needles hit home and he was rewarded with at least fifteen seconds of run time while he devised a plan.

<What's the problem,> Frieza said telepathically, surprising the fleeing mercenary.

<I'm down here on 17th an' Broad, MAN!!!> Ace yelled. <And There's a Hydralisk huntin' me! Where there's one there's more get the whole Agency down here if ya can. I don't care. These things are dangerous and they spread quickly! Hurry before...>

The echidna yelled one last time as the cement beneath him gave way and he plunged into darkness. All that was left of his sudden departure was his gun and a bead from one of his dreads.

 

Sounds more like like a lurker to me.

~In space~

Nemo: So uh... you have any ide- *notices frieza isn't paying attention* YO!

Frieza: Wha-?

Nemo: Whats goin on with Ace, dude?!

 

Nemo: So?...What is it?

Frieza: Hydralisks. On 17th and Broad. I just lost contact. There's no time to loose! Keep calling for the others if you can spare the energy. We're going in!

Frieza and Nemo decended a few blocks from where Frieza had last recieved a signal. The city lay decimated, illuminated by the mid-morning in such a way as the landscape took on a stormy look. Dust hung heavily in the air, as did the forgotten cries of lost souls, praying for the warriors to avenge thier deaths.

Frieza: I can barely sense his power. He's...below us. I think he's hurt. The signal is slowly fading.

The icy changling was at a loss. He had absolutly no idea what to expect, other than something more horrible than he could immagine. He'd heard of the Hydralisks, but couldn't recall anything useful, and suspected Nemo knew even less. But for it to have had Ace so terrifyed, they both knew, and for him to have called for the whole SPA (something wholy unheard of to date), it must be something significant. But was it the creatures themselves, or the fact that they traveled in packs that had caused so seasoned a fighter to flee? Neither Frieza nor Nemo could be sure. They could only expect the unexpected.

Nemo: Hey! There's his gun!

(They rush off to the crater where Ace had once stood)

Frieza: Ace! Can you hear me?

(There is no response[for whatever reason])

Nemo: Looks deep.

Frieza: ...you're unsusually serious today, aren't you?

Before the porcuipine could answer, a vociferous crash draws their attention. The Hydralisk has broken its paralysis and smashed through a building. It marched menacingly toward the spellbound drunks.

Frieza: What the hell is that?!

Before a lengthy conversation about the origins of the monster could ensue, a wave of translucent spines streak forth. Nemo and Frieza dodge to opposite sides, evading the spikes with considerable ease, speed being one of their strong points. But rather than being calmed by this, Frieza grew more nervous. This beast didn't look too dangerous at first glance. What made it so threatening as to spir the immediate retreat of one such as Ace, whom Frieza knew from personal experience, was a force to be reckoned with. He clenched his fists, and build his awareness as best he could while preparing to battle.

Frieza (telepathically): Ace...damnit, where the hell are you?

 

Ace funmbles in the darkness with only seconds to spare. He immediately finds his double saber and lights it up. The cavern is illuminated with a soft green glow emitting from the photon blade. Not ten feet away is a pack of Zerglings. The dog-like creatures screech and head for the warrior. Ace defiantly stands his ground and slices each one in half as it leaps at him. Ichor and sprayed blood stain his gi as the zenomorphs fall. When he stands alone he finds that the soft, rubbery surface of the creep is beginning to take hold on the concrete beneath him. Not a good sign considering that creep can only infest organic earth.

The signs of a struggle are heard above and Ace climbs back out of the hole. Once in the daylight again Ace can see Frieza and Nemo taking all comers and handling the Hydralisks easily. The echidna grabs his Spread Needle from the ground and sprays the creatures mercilessly. Even after they've been pulped he pumps shaft after photonic shaft into the freaks. Suddenly he feels a hand on his shoulder and turns the gun to find Nemo's fearful face in the crosshairs.

"S-sorry, man," Ace says as he drops the gun.

Without missing a beat Nemo and Frieza step up to the shuddering echidna and asked one simple question: What the hell was that about?

Ace looks on the corpses shamefully. "I brought 'em here, man. In the middle of a battle a few minths ago I brought my brood to help me win a battle with someone. The only drawback was that I didn't bother to dispel them when we were done. The Zerg spores on their bodies allowed them to reproduce and as we speak, the damn things are building a nest in the bowels of the sewers beneath us. It must be a Hive by now if the creep is infesting concrete and not just the water and soil in between. The only ones who can do anything about it are us. Me, being their Cerebrate an' all They've told me that the beginning of the invasion is to start at one specific loacation where they're building a massive Nydus Canal beneath. Before they severed their link with me, the Undermind ruling the Hive said they were going to strike at the strongest concentration of fighters in the SASB world: The Saiyajin Club Bar and Grill."

Frieza and Nemo seized up upon hearing this and looked down at their friend with pity. He'd brought hell on them all accidentally with the flashy nature of battling he was known for.

"So that's why you wanted the whole agency in one place," Frieza said. "To protect the bar as one force."

"And that's why I was running back to the bar so fast," Ace said. "Once I got the psionic message of the attack, I panicked and called for the simplest solution. Hopefully we won't be the only three who decide to do something about this."

 

Nemo: holy ****, dude. Any idea what kind of army we're talkin about here? And it might be better if we get off the ground. You said they probably alread have a hive? Then they probably have a lot of lurkers lying around.

 

Frieza: Well, Sub didn't look too good when we left. I think he had one too many. Bulma has Trunks doing yard work, and I think Vegeta's still in hiding. And we certainly can't hope for Solar, GM, or Spud to show up from nowhere. So best case scenario...we've got 4 men.

(The gang looks a bit uneasy)

Frieza: Alright. No more fooling around.

(Frieza extends his arm to the side. A dark ring envelops it as he reaches into pseudo-space. He removes his hand, plus one comunicator)

(Back at the bar, a screen decends behind the counter displaying Frieza's face)

Frieza: Attention Saiya-jin's club. We have reason to believe an attack is being planned on the bar by Hydralisks...uh...these things (points communicator at the dead chao atop the mostly liquidated creature). So far, they don't seem to be too much of a threat, but we don't know what kind of allys or mutations they may have, not to mention the shear numbers we'll be dealing with are overwhelming. I suggest anyone of you not fit for combat take a vacation. And if we're not sucessful, you might want to make that an off-world vacation. All available S.P.A members are asked to come down here to help. Frieza out.

(Frieza puts away the communicator and puts his hand on the trembling Ace's shoulder, speaking in a soft, reasuring tone he rarely used)

Frieza: Don't take this so hard. Accidents will happen. Besides, what's done is done.

(He pats his friend on the back and reaffirms his commanding aura)

Frieza: Now then, I think you should tell us a bit more about what we're up against, as well as our mission objectives, before we go diving into an abyss that may well be our graves. You say they multiply by spores, yes? Is there a way we can nutrilize them without having to actually blast each one?

 

Ace thinks back for a minute and snatches a ragged book out of his pocket.

"Here we go, the Starcraft Brood Wars Manual, This is where I got the physical maniofestation for the first creatures. (Look at the Starcraft faqs in the PC section or go to Blizzard.com). They always were a challenge in the video game. The first mission objective is to work on destroying the main hive, then we work our way up the chain of command of enemy zenomorphs. Drones, Ultralisks, Hydralisks, Zerglings, Guardians, Mutalisks, Scourge, and Overlords. If ya run into a Lurker, PULP IT FIRST!!! If you see any infested humans, don't hesitate to shoot. And if you see a scorpion-like creature that has this slimy residue coming off it's body that's smells like ammonia, then 'vape it, MAN!!! Defilers can infect an area of up to five miles with cancerous poisons and starange parasites. If we're overwhelmed, don't hesitate to call for a retreat, better that than to die or be infested. Now, are we all on the same page?"

 

Nemo: Yeah, I know the Zerg all too well. They're formidable opponents. But, yeah, what Ace said. If you see any hatcheries, hives, or... eh, what's the other structure that they build stuff from? Anyway, blast any of those straight to hell if you see one. Also, if you see any drones, kill'em. They won't hurt you, but they're the ones that gather the resources and mutate into structures. If we destroy all the hatcheries, hives, other things, and drones, they wont be able to build ANYTHING. Exept for a few more units from little dudes that are around the hatcheries, hives, and other things. There can only be a maximum of three of these little dudes around each one so it's not too many. But I wouldnt recomend wasting time killing them, because they have armor like you wouldnt believe. And they'll die eventually after the creep dissapears from around the structure you just destroyed.

 

(Frieza looks at his companions, seemingly understanding everything they just said)

Frieza: ...so basically you're saying "Kill everything that moves, and go for the hives and hatcheries". Sounds good. By the way, what's this Creep you speak of?

(Frieza's gaze darts left)

Frieza: Ah ha! Looks like Sub got the message! I'll tell him to meet us down there. Now then, stick together, and watch each other's back. Let's move out!

(The three warriors dive into the hole Ace had fallen in, preparing to fight for their lives)

 

nemo: creep. see any of it, that means there's a building nearby. they can only build structures on creep, and after they build a structure teh creep expands. but only so far.

 

"It's this red, crusty, living, mold-like substance that the Zerg's structures use to drain nutrients and power from the earth," Ace stated as they crunched down on a perfect example of overfed creep. The echidna unlimbers his Spread again and equips himself with razor platinum claws on his fists. "When we're done with this place, we'll burn the creep for kicks, MAN!!!" He clicked the reload switch on the gun and set a new set of poisonous yellow needles into the gun's crossbow-like barrel. "Now... let's go kick some alien ass! Turn on me will ya, you zenomorphic freaks! I'll tear ya a new starfish, everyone o' ya, MAN!!! Prepare to say Entaro Adun to my Spaker, motha******s" The 'old' Ace had seemed to come back and he rushed down that cave toward unbelievable danger. His two dumbfounded sweat-dropping friends jogged and flew behind in a more careful pace. Before long, Nemo and Frieza overcame their embarrassment and sped up after their overenthusiastic friend.

 

Nemo follows enthusiastically behind Ace with Frieza at his side, "yeahaha... let's send these alien scumbags back to that load of filth they came from." As the two start catching up to their friend, Nemo begins readying for an attack. The now blue and black porcupine puts his hands out in front of him at his sides, elbows slightly bent. He focuses, and two white orbs appear in his hands. He makes a couple swift movements with his fingers, and the orbs move up to surround his wrists. Two more orbs appear, and he again makes the quick finger movements. This time the orbes appear in the middle of his forearms. Nemo continues this process until his entire arms are surrounded by the whitish orbs, six on each arm.

The two catch up to Ace, and the echidna asks the inevidable question, "what the hell is on your arms?"

"Mota orbs. I can throw them, fire them rapidly like a michine gun, or combine them all into one big orb. Anyway, they're just like gernades. Except with a lot more kick. The explode upon impacting anything, even supernatural images. And if I combine them all into one orb, I could probably take out a hatchery. Hives are a little tougher though..." The porcupine explains.

 

Frieza: I'd put my energins into awarness if I were you. At least until we spot the enemy.

(Further they trek, into the seathing darkness, where unworldly horrors await them)

 

Soon enough the three combatants were walking down a large hall lined with statues of hideous monsters. Each one had a pair of scythe like underslung tusks. Something bugged at Ace as he siddled down that lane of grey monsters.

"Weird," Nemo said as he walked up beside Ace, tossing one of his motas up and down. "Why do you think these are here?"

Frieza looked around quizzically and asked," Is it traditional for these Zerg creatures to honor their warriors like this? It seems to be a waste of space."

Each of them felt a strange wave in the air. It was all around them, as if the enemy were everywhere at once and they couldn't see them. Ace was about to dismiss the source of the emanation as enemies burrowing deeper below them, trying to dig their way up and do a surprise attack. That's when he saw it and dashed to the other end of the corridor as quickly as he could.

"It's a trap!!!"

Nemo caught it just as the 'stone' Ultralisk moved. It's eyes changed color as did the rest of it's body to the crimson and black-green colors of Ace's brood. They'd forgotten that the more overpowered a brood is, the more insidious the tactics are. Each one of them got rid of their camouflage asnd went on the attack, slashing their unbreakable scythes back and forth.

The glowing porcupine flipped over one of the large creatures and released one of his motas into the back of it's head. It's cranium exploded in a mess of quivering entrails and gray matter strewn across the floor from the contained explosion within it's head. He quickly glided under the falling body and kicked one of it's tusks into another monster's face.

Ace was spraying round after shredding, paralyzing round into the beasts and laughing all the way. After three of them were frozen, the crimson echidna took out his double saber and let loose. To anyone watching, all he did was run by and begin the onslaught with his gun again. A second after he 'sheathed' the green double ended photon saber, slits opened in the creature's carapace and they exploded in a mist of red and green.

Frieza ran through the brutish monsters, cutting them with his lightning fast tail and using blasts of ki to shoot neat holes in their heads. Five of the monsters organized a charge in the confined space that made Ace and Nemo retreat. The villain smiled and focused a bit of his ki into his finger tips. With both hands he pointed his index fingers and fired twin conscentrated purple lasers. When they hit the Ultralisks they stopped in their tracks and promptly vaporized.

The sound of moving earth and snarling was heard further down the corridor as the last of the Ultras was done with.

Ace reloaded his gun and said," Hmm...Round two. Onward, MAN!!!" And they rushed forward through the fray...

 

*as the trio are running forward they are stopped dead in there path as the wall to there right explodes and Sub comes busting out fully equiped with his 51-K machine guns, several bombs and detonators, hand guns, a rifle, and strife at his side in it's seath*
Well now, you thought I wasn't comin?

 

Frieza: Alright! Now we have a fighting chance! But we must stay on our guard. That last attack could have been serious...if they hadn't all been complete losers.

 

Nemo: took ya long enough.

Nemo creates another orb to replace the one he fired. Then he thinks about it, and fires it into a wall. The wall is untarnished, and Nemo matieralizes his black psyblade into his empty left hand.

 

 

The Prince Returns

 

*posts from new house*

I finally got settled in.It's hot as hell over here.

 

Frieza: Cool. Here, have a house-warming gift.

(Tosses Vegeta some beer that's kept in back for special occasions)

 

hey why didnt u ever tell me bout these beers?

 

*drinks a beer*
Thanks for the house warming gift.

 

Frieza: Didn't tell you about what?

Sub: The special beer!

Frieza: What special beer?

Sub: THE ONE HE'S DRINKING!!!

Frieza: I see no beer. Do you see any beer Vegeta?

Veg: Nope.

Frieza: I'm sorry Sub, I'm afraid you've gone insane.

Sub: ...

(Explosion. Beer. Strippers. And they all liver happily ever after. The end)

 

7/30/2002

 

In one week it'll be one year to the day when the SPA first formed(also known
as the empire regime fad). I'm doin' somethin' very cool for the anniversary
y'all. I'll need all of your sprites and pics of your characters (drawn, ripped,
even a real pic of yourself is acceptable) to do the Profile page on the SPA
section of my site that's coming soon. I'm doin' the finishing touches on the
program, but I'll need information on you to do your profiles. Send everything
you want over to Crimsonredstreak@netscape.com ,aiight, MAN!!!

 

The BBQ

 

Vegeta:Im in a weird mood so Im gonna do something that hasn't been done here in a while.*Lights the grill*We gonna have us a good old S.P.A. BBQ.*Puts on chefs hat and apron that says Bow to the Prince*

 

Trunks:I'll get the Beer.

 

Zechs:I'll get more beer.

 

Frieza:I'll get Goku.

 

Vegeta:Why do we need Kakarot here for?

 

Frieza:Im in the mood for a little Goku Chilli.

 

Vegeta:I see.And by the way trunks, go to the store and buy some new poker cards.

 

Trunks:What Kind?

 

Vegeta:You know what Kind.

 

Trunks:You mean..

 

Vegeta:Yep.

 

Trunks:Alright

 

Zechs:Hey Trunks,What Kind is that?

 

Trunks:Special cards my father created and mass produced around the country with pictures of goku dieing a diiferent way on each card.

 

Zechs:That really makes his hatred for goku really clear.

 

Trunks:thats the point.Too bad Goku doesn't get it.

 

Zechs-I see.Well anyways lets go get that beer.

 

*Both go to liquor store*

 

Mean while vegeta starts cooking burgers,hot dogs and Steaks.

 

Vegeta:*hears the sizzle as the meat hits the Grill.*I can't wait till it's done.I havn't eatin here since...since...Hmmm,Come to think of it I've never eatin here.and come to think of it what in the hell happened to the Staff we used to have here?the wife of krillin was a waitress,GT-trunks was cleaning toilets,Ace was the D.J.,The eldest spawn of kakarot was a bouncer along with the tall android,And I can't even remember the rest of the staff,there was atleast 10 other workers.

 

Trunks:I kinda remember that.You actually paid them,somthing nobody thought you would do.Atleast frieza is still here.What was his job anyways?

 

Vegeta:The most important one.

 

Trunks:Which is?

 

Vegeta:Trying to kill kakarot and make him into chilli.Now leave me alone befor the meat burns.Hey I thought I sent you to get beer?

 

Trunks:Zechs had to go and get it.

 

Vegeta:And why is that?

 

Trunks:Because I'm Broke.I'm still suffering from that one trip to vages with Liger.He sent me to jail because I tried to take 20 dollars out of his wallet after I lost all my money.

 

Vegeta:Well good for him.

 

Trunks:What?

 

Vegeta:You heard me,He earned that money on his own,Why don't you get your own money.

 

Trunks:Because you take all of it.The same way you took my time machine to rig the lotto that one time.And since whene do you care about others people money?

 

Vegeta:I don't,I just like takeing other peoples money.

 

Trunks:Is it just me or do you have no sense of integrity?

 

Vegeta:It's obvious I don't.

 

Trunks:Yeah I can see that.

 

(Walks in with Goku)

 

Goku: Yay! BBQ!

 

Frieza: That's right. We'll all have a great time...

 

(Shoves Goku's face into Grill and holds it)

 

Goku: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! FRIEZA!!!!!

 

Vegeta: Heh heh. Don't struggle Kakarot, it'll only make it hurt more.

 

Goku: How's that?

 

Vegeta: (Punches Goku's spine) That's how!

 

Frieza: I think this side is done.

 

(Zechs returns)

 

Zechs: Got the beer. And last pack of those cards they had.

 

Vegeta: How much Beer?

 

Zechs: 26 kegs.

 

Frieza: That simply won't do. I'll be back shortly. Finish Goku.

 

Vegeta: Boy, hold him down.

 

Trunks: Yes sir.

 

(Yelps of pain come from the bathroom)

 

Vegeta: What was that?

 

Trunks: Uh (looks guilty)...I don't know.

 

Vegeta: Did you imprison your younger self and leave him at the mercy of the vile creatures of the bathroom?

 

Trunks: Um...maybe?

 

Vegeta: Well, get him out before he gets eaten. He has to finish cleaning.

 

Trunks: Yes sir...

 

(Trunks goes super, and leaves for the bathroom, prepared to do battle. Vegeta lets Goku up)

 

Goku: Ow! Damnit, why'd you do that?

 

Vegeta: There was a bug on your face.

 

Goku: Really?

 

Vegeta: ...

 

(Frieza returns)

 

Frieza: I hijacked 3 tankers. That should hold us until this evening.

 

Vegeta: Excelent. Now Kakarot, could you help me with this pot of boiling water?...

 

Vegeta:Burgers are done.

Goku:Great!

Vegeta:I said burgers are done not you!*puts goku's face back on the grill*Ahhh,revenge is a dish best served with beer and burgers.

Goku:*screams in pain*

 

(Zeromav trips on a land mine)

 

Frieza: Ah, you're both here. You're just in time for the BBQ (look 2 pages back). How's Goku coming?

 

Vegeta: Fine. Just fine.

 

Frieza: I think it's time for some chilli, then.

 

Vegeta: Heh heh. Good idea. TRUNKS!...where is that boy?

 

(Explosions are heard from the bathroom)

 

Vegeta: Oh right. HURRY UP IN THERE, BOY!

 

(Trunks marches out, dragging a green tenticle around his leg, and CTrunks in a dog carrier)

 

Vegeta: Put the other boy down, and go fetch the Chilli pot.

 

Trunks: You mean-

 

Vegeta: Yes, that one.

 

(Trunks goes to the back room, and pulls out a 6x6' pot, and starts boiling it)

 

Trunks: This may take a while.

 

nemo: ooooooo barbeq- *sees pan of boiling water* SWIMMING POOL! *jumps in*

 

(Struts in the door with a case of Duff and a bag full of meat)
Ace: Ace is in the hiz-ouse, MAN!!! Stand back 'cause ya know
I'm commendeerin' the grill.

Frieza: He must be drunk already... Ace, get away from the grill.

(Steps up and shoves Goku outta the way)

Ace: I swear, if you don't get outta my way...

Frieza: ;narrows his eyes; Is there a problem?

Ace: Yeah,I heard y'all cookin' wit' that weak stuff, man. Ya'll must got some kinda mental
deficiency cookin' wit' propane.

Goku: I said on the phone earlier that we were--

(smacks the mighty retard in the face)

Ace: Silence ape-boy! He said ya'll were cookin' with gas now!;tyakes a big can out of the bag: and I aim to cook wit' some. I like my steak charred, MAN!!!

Frieza: W-wa-wait!

Ace: Relax, I know what I'm doin'. ;continues to pour the gasoline into the grill;

(Lights a match)

Ace: Now for the flame...;lights the grill and an explosive cloud of flame and smoke fills the bar as well as the sky, when everything settles down again, there's a huge fire on the grill with hot dogs that could have been mistaken for charcoal. Ace and the other's clothes are all singed;

(Sweatdrops)

Ace: Isn't that the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

 

Vegeta: Nemo! Get the hell out of the pot! That's ment for Kakarot!

 

Nemo: Hm? Pot?......oh look, a butterfly!

 

(Nemo begins chasing imaginary butterfly)

 

Vegeta: ...BOY! Heat that thing up faster!

 

Trunks: Yes sir.

 

(Trunks fires energy blast at pot. The water boils over the sides)

 

Vegeta: That should do it. Now come here Kakarot.

 

Goku: No! This isn't funny guys!

 

Frieza: No no Vegeta, you must be more subtle. Goku, we're not trying to cook you. In fact we've prepared you a bath. Why not soak for a while?

 

Goku: ...I'm not a complete idiot, Frieza.

 

Frieza: Yes you are, now get in the pot!

 

(Frieza wraps his tail around Goku's neck. Goku struggles, and knocks Frieza across the bar)

 

Frieza: Damn, he's fighting. Trunks, Sub, if you're not too busy, I think I'll need some help.

 

Chibi Trunks: Hey! Can someone let me out of this thing?! I'll do work. I promise!

 

Nemo: oooooo pretty butterfly! *continues chaising air*

Trunks: *starts running at Goku* I got him!

Nemo: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BUGGER! *runs right in front of Trunks causing him to trip*

Trunks: AHHH!!! *lands on Goku and breaks through the bathroom wall*

C-Trunks: FREEDOM!

 

oh no you don't

*picks both Nemo and Chib Trunks up and throws them back in the bathroom and plugs up wall with Goku*

 

Nemo: *looks at C-Trunks* so what do you do in here for entertainment?

 

(Nemo, Sub, and Frieza finally subdue Goku with some psyonic rope, and make a find chilli with him)

Vegeta: Ah. All of the extra blood we poured in really made the difference this time.

Sub: And the chunks of meat are so tender.

Frieza: Mmm. Saiya-jiny.

Vegeta: Just like momma used to make.

Nemo: Your mother used to cook Saiya-jins?

Vegeta: ...

Frieza: Saiya-jins are quite a rare dish these days...thanks to yours truly.

Ace: Needs more secret ingredient (pours beer in chilli).

Nemo: Where'd Goku go?

Sub: He fainted in pain, so we swept him under the fridge.

Frieza: Ah...while he's out, who's up for a game of cards?

 

Nemo: *Bursts through the front door carrying a jet ski*

Sub: Nemo, what the hell did you get a jet ski for if we don't have a large source of water?

Nemo: Shut up Sub. Alright everyone! Now this here, is my new triple T double nine thousand R X wave... humper.

 

Nemo: YEE HAW! *starts riding around on jet ski in swimming pool*

Frieza: How long have we had a swimming pool?

 

Vegeta:we don't have one.None of us know how to mop the floors so weve just been dumping water day after day and leaving it there.

Sub:Hmm,I thought it was strange how the bar is flooded by 4 feet of water.

Frieza:Guess we know what this means*puts on sun glasses*Pool Party!

 

Nemo: WHEEEEE!!! *slams into fridge exposing all dead bodies*

All: *Gasp*

Ace: Holy crap! I didn't know we had such a big collection!

Sub: Yeah I know, the crocodile hunter... Regis Philbin (sp?)...

Frieza: King Kai... MY DAD???

Ace: Ben Stein... Ricky Martin...

Trunks: Tom Hanks... MY DAD??????? But he's standing right over there! *points to Vegeta*

All: *weird stare*

Frieza: Okay, now that's just weird

 

Vegeta:*Sips beer*thats what happens whene you don't pay your tab.

 

(Scrubs the floor with a mop and looks around the dim bar of drunks
and sleeping mercs. All of them are either drooling on the tables,
spilling drinks and blood, or vomiting.)
I need to get a new staff 'round here.

 

Nemo: IF I'D KNOWN THESE THNGS WERE SO MUCH FUN, I'D HAVE GOTTEN ONE A LONG TIME AGO! WOO HOO! *continues riding around on jet ski, and finally rams into the wall beneath a window. Then gets throws through the window out into the street and is run over by a semi-truck*

Ace: *pokes head out window* Still having fun are we?

 

Frieza: Well, as refreshing as soaking in each other's vomit and urine sounds...

(Blasts hole in wall, letting all the water out)

Frieza: There. That was our cleaning for the month...actually, that's the first time we've cleaned anything. We usually just blow up the bar and buy a new one when it gets too dirty.

Trunks: Uh, should we get rid of those bodies?

Frieza: I guess so. I mean, there's gotta be at least 3 Goku's under there. It's really creepy. TRUNKS!

Trunks: What?

Frieza: Get me a beer. OTHER TRUNKS!

(Ctrunks emerges from the bath-hole)

Ctrunks: Yes?

Frieza: Set fire to that pile of corpses.

Ctrunks: Uh...is that legal?

Vegeta: (In a drunken state of tranquility) Do what uncle Frieza tells you boy.

Frieza: (pointing glowing finger at Ctrunks) Yes, that's usually a smart move.

(Ctrunks sets fire to the bodies, and returns to hiding in the bath-cesspool)

Frieza: Ah, the smell of burning flesh...but back to the business at hand...uh, what was that, exactly?

Trunks: How the hell should I know? I've had 18 beers in the last 12 minutes!

Sub: I think we were playing cards. I mean, I must be holding this full house in my hand for some reason, right?

Vegeta: (Still in his happy place) Makes sense.

Frieza: Uh, yes. I believe it was my turn to place a wager...so I raise you 2 cigars and a beernut.

Ace: I'll see that and raise ya five beers! Man!

Trunks: I fold.

Vegeta: Yep.

Sub: Uh...you're supposed to bet.

Vegeta: Huh? Oh right. I'll bet uh...(bets whatever these things in his hand are) five cards.

Sub: That's great. I call.

(Nemo stops getting run over by passing cars and runs in)

Nemo: Wee!!! Cards!!!!

(Nemo leaps into the air, but Frieza smacks him away from the table with his tail. He grabs a passing chandalir and forgets the last 3 seconds ever occured)

Nemo: (swinging) Wee!!! Chandalier!!!!

Frieza: Yes...but back to the business at hand...uh, what was that, exactly?

Sub: I think we were playing cards. I mean, I must be holding this full house in my hand for some reason, right?...

 

Hmmm,How much Longer till we buy a new bar?

 

Nemo: WHEE! *starts swingin violently on chandelier. A creaking noise is heard from the ceiling*

Frieza: Alright boys, what'a'ya got?

Sub: *Looks up* Oh ****...

(The chandelier breaks off the ceiling and crashes down on the table causing all chips to mix together, and everyone throws there cards and jumps out of the way.)

Ace: SON OF A...

Frieza: GOD NEMO! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!? I HAD A FRICKEN ROYAL FLUSH!

~5 minutes later~

Nemo: (tied to a pole in the middle of the street) uh, you guys can untie me now. Guys? GUYS?! *gets run over by a semi*

 

Nemo: Alright fine, I'll do this the easy the easy. *Teleports into bar* Need... Alchohal... *chugs glass of pure alchohal* oooooooooo purdy colors... *walks behind card players* hey Friez... Why does you has five aces?

Frieza: uh, look over there! *points*

Nemo: *looks*

Frieza: What? He's a raging alchoholic who doesn't know what he's talking about!

CTrunks: *walks behind Frieza* Heyyyyyyyyy.... how'd you get five aces?

Frieza: *throws cards in air* DAMN YOU PEOPLE!

 

(Galactic Magi) bumpolicious! ;_; i must get offline now though.

 

(ShadowHazard Xtreme) This is one HUGE topic, like so many others...it will disappear eventually...

 

(For more information on the S.P.A. and this bar, visit your local S.P.A. resouce. Aka, see sig)

Yay! GM read my message!

Frieza: Your torture room is still down there somewhere. I think the door got buried in garbage. After Nemo escaped so many times, we kind of gave up.

-----------------------------------------------
Ok. For Ace. Since I know Trunks will never get around to it, I'll write a profile for him.

Vegeta - The prince of all Saiya-jin's, until Frieza blew up his planet. After an epic battle, which he lost miserably, Vegeta awakened to find himself on Earth, with Frieza dead. Everything seemed to be working out. But one day, while training to kill Goku, he sevearly injured his head, and the next thing he knew, he'd knocked up an annyoing blue haired woman. He tried to avoid the inevitable by running off to space and becoming a super saiya-jin, but eventually he had to do the honorable thing and marry her. He immediatly regreted it. They had a son, which he abuses regularly, and some other kids, but they're not important. So, to escape the hell that had become his life, he took up drinking, which eventually led him to 'borrow' Bulma's credit card and buy this bar. And he hasn't come home since (willingly).

Trunks - After stopping Cell and saving his own timeline, Trunks got fed up with his mother and went to live with his father in the other timeline. Dispite the occasional abuse, Trunks remains as part of the family.

Frieza - After being defeated by Z warriors on 4 seperate occasions, Frieza was feeling understandably pissed. And dead. Nobody is quite sure how he came back to life a second time, but they speculate it involved Dragonballs, and some lunatic.
One day, a dark reptilian figure emerged from the shadows of teh SASB. He had arrived several days earlier by use of a dimensional portal, as most did. When the first Saiya-jin's club opened, Frieza decided that his presence would make for some interesting conversation, haveing killed most of the saiya-jins with his own hands. And so it did. Later that evening, a bartender named Spud turned against him for no apparent reason, followed by the entire bar. Though Frieza put up an impressive fight, he was killed by a Genke Dama (launched by Cooljerk, if I'm not mistaken). The next day, he returned and became friends with Vegeta, Trunks, and Ace (whom had been doing most of the fighting the night before). After several violent and drunken adventures, the S.P.A. was soon formed.
Frieza doesn't like to talk about his past. What is known about him is that he can cross the dimensional barrier (on a good day), fold space, and drink more than most armys without feeling the slightest bit dizzy. His empire currently believes that he has been on vacation for the past year. By the looks of things, he shows no sign of returning any time soon.

 

Beer

 

Come on! I know you're out there!

 

Nemo: I LIKE PIE! *Dances*

 

(Stinkie2002) Hey I'm back *walks in carrying a keg of MKA *helps himself to some cat MKA* oh yeah brought alot back points to a fleet of oil tanker trunkis full of MKA hey Guys who wants the leftover 20 GP

 

Do we have any slaves *STC-appears* what master Me- go torture some chaos for me STC- yes master *poof*

 

Wow, I don't think we've seen you since the S.P.A. was formed.

Frieza: Ah, it's been a while since we've had MKA. I think I'll have the Purplemonkeydishwasher MKA tonight.

 

WOAH!!! I just rediscovered the formula for Ace Drink!!! Now I can make it!!!

 

*Sub is lying unconscious on the bar when he smells a A-1 MKA sat next to him. He weakly picks it up and chugs it. He falls down again... He leaps up on the bar takes out a 51-k machine gun and starts tapdancing.* Achachachaacha chachachacha-cha-chachaaaa

*leaps on Stinkie's head and sits down looking like the Thinker statue*

 

Nemo: ACE DRINK! NOW! *beer mug on bar shattering it*

 

(Pokefan02) *walks into the bar with 2 kegs of beer*
if i give you these.....................................................
can i be a member in SPA?

 

I doubt it. But I'm not in the SPA so...

 

(Delivers the beer demanded by Friez)
Wassup! MAN!!! I have an issue to address y'all. Since
he's been hangin' wit' us so much, who else thinks we
should induct Nemo as an official member of the SPA.
All in favor say 'aye' and all opposed say 'nay'.

 

....Kaprashsinging laclash blinging?

 

Uh, that should be "*slams beer mug on bar shattering it*" in my last post.

 

(Mixes up Ace drink, and delivers it, still bubbling, to Nemo)

Frieza: Ah yes, I've been considering it myself. Well, if Nemo will join, I'll hold no remorce. If not, then he can just hang around like he always does.

Pokefan - This isn't a private club, you know. You don't need to join to hang with us. Come in, have a few drinks, and involve yourself in the little events we have occasionally. That's how Nemo got in.

Vegeta: YEP.

 

pssssh rong Nemo got in cause I brutaled him in the last bar

 

Nemo: WOO HOO! *chugs ace drink* WOO H- *passes out*

 

(XRAMMSTIENX) *walks in*
I want to get drunk fast. Give me the drink with the most alchohol, ya know what give it to me i a 22 oz. glass.

 

Nemo: Coming. *pours bottle of rubbing alchohal in a glass and adds a cherry on a toothpick on top* My specialty drink. I dare you drink more than a quarter of that and not pass out.

 

NOOOO!!!! *kicks Nemo in the shin and drink lands in skatepark and makes bowl with a huge explosion*
Rule # 168 of SPA If Nemo ever gets behind the bar dont acept anything from him.

 

Nemo:.......................

Sub: um, well, yeah, its, um, true.

*silence*

Sub: I'm gonna go kill stuff now. *leaves*

 

Vegeta:I've been wondering about what were gonna do whene this reaches 500?This bar has probably become the longest known topic here on the S.A.S.B..

 

heres an unothradox idea that has never been done...make another bar

 

We have to keep a bar here. No matter what. Even if everyone leaves this board, there will always be a Saiya-jin's club here. However, with the new sonic board, there's a chance of getting new customers. So the question becomes, which board do we make our center of operations?

Well, I vote we do one more main bar here, and see where it goes from there. If the other board doesn't pick up, we stay here. If it does, maybe we'll focus our attention there. But I leave the final decision to you, Trunks.

 

I agree with what frieza said.and I think this should be a group decision not just mine.

 

Yo. Sup?

 

nothing much.

 

You've been gone for quite a while...well, so have I, but not as long as you. My little brother spends all day (not exaduration, from when he wakes up until 9:00 pm and later) on the computer.

So, you go back to school yet? I start Friday.

 

I would have tommorow but I'm going to a new school since I moved so I have to go and do the whole registration process.I hate having to go to a new school.Thanks to moving I now lost all my friendss.outside of gamefaqs I've only had around 4 friends in my life.But I knew them for years and im not exactly a social person.

 

You sound just like me. I'm not very social either.

I had to move about 3 years ago. Luckly, though, a good friend of mine had moved very close to here just a few months earlier. Not close enough to go to the same school, though.

In these past 3 years, I still haven't made friends like my old ones, but if I hadn't moved, I would never have gotten into the internet, and I definatly wouldn't have met you guys. Though I'd probably have better grades...

Well, good luck. Just remember, you'll always have us, as long as you're near a phone jack.

 

You got that right.One thing that really annoys me is that My cousin also goes to that school.at my old school I had no relatives there so no one could find out id I did something bad.I hope I don't get any classes with her.

 

Aw man. Well, if it's a big school, you might not even see each other. And even so, maybe you'll get luck, and she won't tell on you.

BTW, what's your vote on Nemo joining the S.P.A?

 

were voting on it?

 

I guess...the issue came up a page or so ago. Just thought I'd get your input.

 

he can join if he wants to.He's here most of the time.

 

Yeah, I thought so. Well, it's gettin' late. Nice talking to ya. I'll see you tommorow.

 

yeah.Good night.

 

Well, it's oficial then. As far as I've seen nobody's against it sooo...
I guess Nemo's one of us.

Break out the streamers, MAN!!!

 

(Magnus X Zero) You guys suck. What happened to Trunks cleaning the bathrooms? Get me a beer.

 

Nemo: Cool! *walks over to bathroom* Hm... *pokes head inside* Hi CTrunks!

*silence*

Nemo: Well, Okay then. *Turns back around* He's not very social.

Frieza: *Looks in bathroom* He's a fricken skeleton you idiot.

 

(Magnus X Zero) You guys are getting old. And Nemo, if you're a member of SPA, you're a bartender. Now get me my damn beer.

 

Well keep my beer cold, I"m going out.

 

Yeah. Goodbye. I'm sure we'll miss you.

Frieza: Well Nemo, looks like you're in. Now for your initiation ceramony. Heh heh heh...

Trunks: Huh? But we don't any

Frieza: Quiet boy!

(3 hours later)

Nemo (with all kinds of cuts, bruises, and burns, now blindfolded, dangling by his feet from a rope tied to the top of a skyscraper, covered in honey and bread crumbs) What am I supposed to be doing again?

Sub: You have to hang there until you can make it rain by singing old spice girls songs. Oh, and don't swat at the bees and pigions. They're -uh- motivators.

Nemo: Ok...(begins singing)

Frieza: I must admit, yours is better.

Sub: Well, your rolling around in broken glass and lemon juice wasn't half bad either.

Vegeta: Yep. (taps ashes off cigar and onto Nemo. Nemo burst into flames)

Sub: Huh? I thought you said that was honey.

Frieza: Honey, honey-kerosene, no big difference.

(All laugh. Nemo continues singing loudly)

 

(Magnus X Zero) You're evil Frieza, lol. Can I have my beer now?

 

No!!! and being a member of SPA don't mean ure a barkeep look at me Im normally torturing people, drinking, killing nemo, asleep, or killing nemo.

 

Nemo: Um... can't I just use chaos control to make it rain?

All: NO!

Nemo: ...... Well, I'm coming down from here. I'm not that stupi- Hey a butterfly! *swats at butterfly. Butterfly leaves* Darn... What was I supposed to be doing again?

 

(9/5/2002 9:59:24) Oh, and, uh, it's my birthday! So what'd ya all get me?

 

(Walks up to the roof and takes out a knife)
This...
(cuts the rope and sends him plummeting down fifty stories)
Like I always say, 'Death is a release not a punishment.'

 

(Copyrighted Name) Been a while since I've been here. Ah well.

 

(Magnus X Zero) First, do you guys remember me? Second, I'd like a beer.

 

Magnus - I remember you, but only because I looked 3 bars back recently. I can't recall much about you.

(Gets Magnus a beer)

Frieza: You want anything CN?

 

Whoa...I just noticed something. Only a handfull of people around this joint have kept their original screen names. Most of ya changed em or got banned.

 

I never changed anything.I think You,Frieza,Sub and I all have our original names.

 

(Magnus X Zero) *chugs beer*

 

Man where is everybody.

 

Zechs:*knocks on bar door*Hello?Anyone there?...It's cold and there are Zoids after me.

*Liger Zero is heard roaring in the distance*

 

I havn't seen this place so deserted since...yesterday.

 

Zechs: Please! The keys to the Epyon are in there!

Vegeta: (Leaning back with his beer) And that's where they're staying.

Zechs: I need to borrow it or they'll kill me!

Vegeta: You should have thought of that before you bet it on three queens.

Zechs: Come on!

(Stomping noises are heard rapidly approaching)

Zechs: They're coming! Help me! For the love of God, he-

(Various buildings exploding and gut wrenching screams of agony are heard. Frieza enters)

Frieza: What's all that racket?

Vegeta: Nothing.

Frieza: Well shut the nothing up! I'm trying to drink!

Vegeta: YOU do it.

Frieza: GrrrrrrAAAAAAAAHH!!!!

(Fires huge energy ball through front door)

Vegeta: Aw man!

Trunks: You should have done what Frieza said.

Vegeta: Silence boy, and fix the door.

Trunks: Aw...

(Trunks begins walking down the street)

Vegeta: Where are you going?! I said fix the door!!!

Trunks: To find the dragonballs, so GT-Trunks can do it.

Vegeta: Ok. Just be back before supper, so you can lie to Bulma about where we've been.

(Trunks leaves. Frieza and Vegeta stare at hole in the wall. Zechs comes crawling in, seriously bleeding, and collapses)

Sub: (walks by) Holy cow! You need booze!

(Tosses 50 cents on Zech's dying body)

 

I'm sorry most of that was tolerable except my line. I would never say he needs booze right away. I wouldve had kicked his corpse around poked it's eye ball with a stick then give him one of my drinks.

 

Nemo: More like you would've shoved a keg down his throat...

Sub: Hm?

Nemo: Oh nothing... *Returns to balancing a fork on a spoon which at the same time is balanced on a barrel of toxic waste*

 

Maybe we should do something like that Sinpsons episode here at the bar. 30 stories about the SASB. (not in the bar) Side stories about what happens to us in our normal days.

 

(Magnus X Zero) *is drooling on the bar, Frieza comes over*

Frieza: ... *poke poke*

*wakes up, punches Frieza*

 

Hm... maybe.

 

(Frieza takes the punch with good sport, and decides to walk away. He then decides to return with a pound of C4 and place it gently under Magnus' stool, and blow him through the roof)

Ace, I was planning to do a comic set similar to that, where I'd get dragged off and forced to go back to work. But that sounds like a great idea! I might even make some of the stuff you guys turn out into comics!

So, what does everyone else think? I know I'm doing one!

 

Coo' wit' me. Anyone wanna guest star?

 

Sure! I'd be glad to make an apperance.

 

As for Nemo's tourniment, does anybody mind if he uses us? I shouldn't think so. If nobody says anything, I'll just pair us up for him.

 

go ahead and ill geust Ace

 

I'll guest star, and thanks if you're gonna make some teams for the tournament 'cause I desperatly need to fill some spots.

 

Jet Set RRAADDDIOOOOO!!!!

 

Wow. I never thought I'd see the day. The SASB has slowed to a trickle. Well, we'll do one more bar here. Then I think we may have to pack it up...

 

Ace I need your sprites for the tournament. You have some time, but if I don't get them by Tuesday, Trunks will have to take your place.

 

Did he send them to you yet?

 

I'll just get them off your guys site.

 

Alright, I put Frieza and Trunks down as Team SPA.

 

An alarm sounds as flashing red lights scream across the bar. Frieza hops onto the counter, wearing dark shades and an ammo vest, cocks his huge assault rifle, and opens fire on the entire bar. After destroying most of the tables and knocking down a few ceiling lights, he stops)

Frieza: Alright everyone! Guess what time it is?

GT Trunks: Time to send you to the nut house.

(GT Trunks is shot through the spine)

Frieza: Anyone else?

Vegeta: Time to buy new furniture?

Frieza: Close! It's time for all of you to pay your tabs for the last 5 months of drinks!

Tabcef - 1 bottle of Alchohal and consentrated acid beer.
XRAMMSTIENX - 1 rubbing alchohal with cherry.
Magnus X Zero - 1 beer
Cyber Tails - 1 beer...no, wait, he payed for that...

Ace: ...that's it?

Frieza: Uh...well, before Nemo joined, he caused about $26,000 in damages...which is about $78,000 here.

(Pulls out rocket launcher)

Frieza: And please remember to tip your servers generously

 

Nemo: *craws out from behind steal tray* YEAH! TIP GENER- what was that big word you used again?

Frieza: Generously?

Nemo: Yeah that one. TIP GERICALLY!

Ace: .......

Frieza: ...You're not one to be talking Nemo. You should owe us about 75 Gs.

Nemo: ...That's just an estimate!

Frieza: .......

 

*Sub walks in with a spiffy tuxedo but his 44. caliber tucked in the shirt. He grabs Nemo by the neck and throws him into the torture room.*

Serve the customers down there.

*picks up tray after locking door and walks around beating up customers for the money whilst humming the Cheers themesong.*

Man I love this job

 

(Turns heat up in torture room)

Frieza: 146 degrees should be good enough.

 

*Sub walks over and stands next to Frieza as they watch the carnage and fire through a window of the torture room.*

Sub:ya know the really nasty monsters come out when the heat is hot

*Frieza grins proudly*

Sub:I sent a bunch of rich guys down there.

*Frieza's grin lowers to a grimace as a roar is heard in the backgroud. They both look at each other and run to the door and dart down in there knocking over rich guys and stealing there stuff. They run back up and slam the door in All there faces.*

 

Frieza: What'd you get?

Sub: Some gold rollex watches, a diamond necklace, and 17,000 dollars. What about you?

Frieza: Platinum brimmed hat, ruby encrusted clown nose,

(contemplative silence)

Frieza: ...Uh (counting cash from several wallets)...$15,000, and two flawless diamond glass eyes...wait...this one's not glass...

(Both burst into manical laughter. Blood splaters across window on door)

 

Nemo: This... sucks.

Sub: You think that sucks eh? *Turns thermometer up to 210* Any more dissaproval from you and I'll make the prescious water boil down there.

Nemo: ****! HOT! ****! HOT!!! *sprays water everywhere****

Sub: Oh now this is just too irrisistable! *turns thermometer up 2 degrees, in the middle of Nemo's spray the water combusts into an acidic fluid and begins sizzling the floor* Okay... now THERE'S a chemical reaction you don't see everday.

***- I have the power to control water. Usually by spraying it our of my mouth.

 

Frieza: Think we should let them out?

Sub: ...

Frieza: Yes, of course, why did I even ask?

(Welds steal bars across the door, then blocks it with the fridge)

Frieza: Sorry Nemo, but it's -uh- tradition that the new member must go down with the bar!

Vegeta: (laying plastic explosives and pouring gasoline) We packed yet?

Trunks: Almost!

 

So close...and so damn slow.

 

Nemo: This sucks... hey wait a sec... *Runs over to door marked "Sub's Secret Room (You Can't See This Sign)" and opens the door. Then picks up a box marked "'secret' stuff"* Oh Suuuuuuub... *Holds box up to security camera*

Sub: We have security cameras? Wait...

 

ya kno theres one good thing with having a form descendant of goku sorta. *Goes into Gotenks like form and instant teleports to room punches Nemo in the nose. grabs box and other stuff and teleports back.*

 

(shadow3) ... what

 

(jonny five) BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

 

(Galactic Magi) hi

 

you should guess where ive been hanging out by my sig. Social board is fun

 

i am bored

 

notice how im stalling for post 500

 

pork ribs are good

 

so is cheese

 

well anyways, guess what?

 

POST 500! BWAHAHHA!
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I now bring upon you all the dark, evil pillow of the Heartless. Truly the light cannot penetrate this dark and evil pillow, thus all the worlds shall be mine! - 10/2/2002 10:42:46 PM