Trunks/Vegeta/Liger/Zechs
Frieza
Ace
Sub
SolarSonic
Galactic
Magi
Nemo
Belly
up to tha bar ya scum suckin' losers. And partake of the MKA and many
drafts we have. - 8/28/2002 10:29:01 PM
hmmmm
*runs off and returns with new fridge*old one got to crowded.
Two
bars... MORE CUSTOMERS!
...I wish I was getting some of that money...
Alright!
Let's see, now Trunks, me, Sub, and Ace have made a bar topic. But...this isn't
going to be our main bar. Not yet, anyway. SASB still has some good time left.
So for now, this is just a branch...I'll probably be eating those words in a
few months.
(Mixes up cauldron of Ace drink)
Saiya-jins
shouldn't have an apostrophy...well, at least you spelled it right.
(Actually,
maybe you were right. But only Trunks knows for sure)
Since this is our first bar on this board, perhaps we should start with a menu.
Food: All.
Liquor: All kinds of manufactured booze, and some of our own. Duff is the
cheapest. It's still good though.
Magic Kool-Aid (MKA): Flavors you've never dreamed feasible.
Living creatures?!: Yes, we serve living things. Usually, we cram them into a
blender and drink them, or cook them with chilli. Pokemon and Goku are our
specialtys.
Everything else you can think of: Ask, and ye shall recieve.
Specialty drinks:
Ace's secret formula - This isn't really a drink. You add this to any drink,
and it enhances the flavor. And possibly the intoxitity.
Ace Drink - Quite possible the most powerful and flavorful concoction ever
served within these walls. The formula for this drink was recently salvaged (2
days ago). It is as follows:
Mix tequila, malt-liquor, Duff, MKA formula , gin, rum, champagne,
2000-year-old aged wine (Christ's boys saved Ace one of the Lord's stash that
they didn't use at the last supper), shark's blood, Krusty brand cough syrup,
and the finale...A Guatamalan INSANITY PEPPER!
Mixes the contents and pour some of it into a crystal wine glass. Light it fire
blow it out, and drink.
The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster - The effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle
Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped
round a large gold brick. To make:
Take the juice from one bottle of the Ol' Janx Spirit, pour it into one measure
of water from the Seas of Santraginus V-Oh, that Santraginean seawater. Oh
those Santraginean fish! Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into
the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost). Allow four
liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy
hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia. Over the back of a
silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all
the heady odors of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic. Drop in
the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it disolve, spreading the fires of the
Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink. Sprinkle Zamphuor. Add an
olive. Drink...but...very carefully...
Rubbing alchohal with a Cherry in a toothpick - Nemo's idea. It's self
explanitory.
Grinch Nog - A christmas special. This mysterious substance is 90% more
intoxicating than alchohal!
The Frosty Frieza - A little something I came up with recently, named after
something that little bald guy Kriluin once called me. The process of creating
it is so involved, I had to hire a team of chemists to work in the back room
for the sole purpose of this drink. The drink itself it a specially enginered
liqued that, because of its atomic structure, it will not become solid, even at
absolute zero. It has zero viscosity, no friction, can retain close to no
energy, ...and it tastes quite good. Now, float in it one cube of Solid
Hydrogen mixed with one half measure of Ace Drink, two measures of Grinch Nog,
and a drop or so of my own blood. It must be served in a specially designed
containment field (at absolute zero, for optimum flavor). If you are a
warm-blooded creature, this will most certainly kill you. Even so...be careful.
*disapears
into torture room forawhile with thousands of explosions being heard. runs back
up stairs covered with blast marks and holding a keg of bubbling liquid* I now
introduce Sub's juice of Miserty
Nemo:
*points at sub* HA! I GOT A DRINK ON THE MENU BEFORE YOU! Now to think of a
more creative one... *reads menu* HEY! I'M WARM BLOODED! GIMME A FROSY FRIEZA!
(Sees
that people are murmurring to themselves and staring off into space while
drooling, high as kites)
Looks like they've tried the SPA drinks. The poor bastards...
Frieza:
We should put warning labels on these things.
Ace: And what would they say?
Frieza: I don't know. Something like "We take no liability for death or
injury caused by our drinks".
Trunks: But...we would take liability.
Frieza: That's for the courts to decide...
Ace: (Strokes Needler) Heh heh heh...
Nemo: Hey! Where's my drink!
Frieza: Oh yes.
(Presses button under counter)
Frieza: You can expect your drink within 6 to 8 hours.
Nemo: Aw, but I wanna die now!
Sub: Well why didn't you say so?
(Drags Nemo into torture room. Random, senceless noises are heard)
(HyperKirby7)
What,uh...
currency system do you use?
*glows green and blue*
(Pokefan02)
hmmmmmm
*points to nemo*
well, if he got i after a while, i guess i'll hang out and eventually get in
>.>
*brings in the 2 kegs of beer from the other topic*
DRINKS FOR ALL!
*looks
around and sees Hyper Kirby. Walks over and forces his/hers/it's mouth open and
drops the Sub drink in. Runs away despretaly as Hyper Kirby catches fire and
goes flying out of the building.*
Sub:Wow, this drink is dangerous...
Trunks:Shouldn't you like get rid of that stuff?
Ace:You stole some of my ingredients!!!
Frieza:bah give it to one of our local Ace drinkers.
*shoves keg down Nemo's throat. Nemo explodes in a brilliant fireworks dispaly
then falls down to the ground in the form of a chicken made of water.*
everyone:....
Sub:...I need to make more!
*runs off*
Nemo:
*lying in puddle on the ground* ...that's not what I meant damnit!
(Approaches
Hyper Kirby)
Frieza: To answer your question, and all the ones which may follow, this bar is
run by the S.P.A. (Saiya-jin Protection Agency). We're a group of mercinaries
for hire. We accept Beer, cigars, or cold hard cash.
Trunks: Cause we need beer money!
Frieza: Good boy. (Tosses Trunks a beer) But as for this bar, we take money.
Preferable, money we can use.
(Taps Pokefan's keg)
Frieza: I really hope we get some customers at this new board. Who knows, the
old bar craze may even start up again!
Nemo:
(still in puddle on the ground) Um... a little help here? Anyone got a sponge
or somethin'?
(Dumps
bucket of water on Nemo)
Frieza: There. Did that help?
(Temjin1080sp)
I'd like a Frosty Freeza. =)
Oh
yeah, also a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Mix it with the Frosty Freeza. =)
*slides
Tem his drink with a slice of Goku(like those little lemons put in
Margaritas^^)*
Nemo:
this sucks...
(begins floating away)
Nemo: WHOA CRAP!
(Falls into street and goes down sewer drain)
Nemo: HELP MEEEEEEE! HELP MEEEEEeeeeeeee!
(voice fades into distance)
Sub: Did anyone else just hear Nemo screaming for help and then fading into the
distance?
Ace: *shrugs*
Sub: Eh, must've been my imagination.
(HyperKirby7)
*walks into bar,burnt*
*explodes*
*regenerates*
*starts glowing green and blue*
*turns black with blue shoes and glowing green eyes*
*Sub
runs off amd returns with Nemo's duffel bag*
Sub:Hey guys look what I found!
*in a bathroom where CT is curently cleaning a toilet overflows and Nemo swirls
into the main bar by everyone*
Nemo:That's mine don't open it.
Frieza:open it
Ace:open it
Trunks:open it
Sub: open it....oh yah
*opens bag and pours out the contents.*
Sub:a shrunken head, voodoo dolls of every SPA member...
Trunks:Thats why my back is always hurting...
Sub: an unopened Trojan pack...
Frieza:obvious why it's unopened...
Sub: I'm not even gonna say what this is...
*throws a large gooey yellowish subsatce away and it hits ace*
Ace:ahhhhhh!!! get it off me!!!!
(HyperKirby7)
*turns to face subrosion2007*
*unsheathes Hyper Sword*
I...hate...PGing...
*Enters
bar in Liger Zero*
Trunks:Hey there really is another bar,And I thought my pager was broken.We'll
anyways,The great destroyer is back again.
Vegeta:Destroyer of what?
Trunks:Goku's credit rateing.
Vegeta:I'm not complaining but why did you do that for?
Trunks:He knows why.
Vegeta:Oh well.
Trunks:Hey someone give me a beer,I've had a bad day.I went to run some errands
today and whene I got back my pet parrot was dead.Most likely due to the
heat.Because you see as some of the S.P.A. members or maybe just frieza might
know I recently moved and it gets really hot here.Like 110 degreese outside.The
worst thing was that My mom loved that bird,not to mention the fact the it's
value is over $1000.But she's in las vegas till tomorrow so that gives me time
to make up a nice cover story.
lol
Hyperkirby if theres sumtin you learn about SPA 1) were mercenaries and some of
the most experienced RPers from SASB(minus Nemo) 2) Are drinks are really that
lethal 3) don't pick a fight with any of us specially me.
Pfft.
You think 110 is hot? Come to Phoenix and try 120. And sorry your parrot died.
-------
Nemo: I don't remember ever having a duffel bag... Oh well! *floats over to TV
and starts watching*
Sub: *looks at Goku chili, then at Nemo. Then at the chili, then at Nemo* Hm...
I wonder... *picks up beer mug and walks toward TV with an evil grin*
Nemo: *hears Sub and turns around* Um... Sub? What are you doing? C'mon Sub,
don't do something I might regret... Uh-oh *begins floating away as fast as
possible*
Sub: Oh, Nemoooooooooo... GET BACK HERE! *dives toward Nemo with beer mug and
just misses trying to scoop him up*
Nemo: HELP! HE'S TRYING TO MAKE ME INTO A DRINK!
Frieza: *leans back on bar stool and starts watching* this ought'a be
interesting.
Ace: Ee-yup.
Frieza: WHOA! *falls backward off stool*
(HyperKirby7)
1)RPing or PGing?
2)I am a blue kirby with green shoes.
So I am a he/it.
3)I'm not the best fighter on the SA2BSB,but I am an ok fighter.
I'm more of a Mech pilot/Sword Fighter.
4)I'll take 2 of those drinks.
I liiiike powerful drinks.
sombody
sould make a list of all the S.P.A. members to let others know who we are at
this bar.
(HyperKirby7)
*casts ice element on self using Hyper Sword*
*is waiting for drinks*
*eating
cheese,still waiting for drinks*
Vegeta*sees
customer*Hey Gundam Pilot hurry it up
Zechs:Hey don't rush me*gives hyperkirby two of the drinks*
Vegeta:Your gonna have to work alot harder than that if you want your epyon
back.
Zechs:.....
Vegeta:you should know better than to challenge me to a poker game.
lol
someone actually lost to you in poker!!! You suck at it man how could someone
lose?
(Aries42088)
I want some pie and cheese! on the rocks!
(HyperKirby7)
*sits down,drinking drinks*
*explodes*
*regenerates*
****!
That's a spicy meataball!
*copies 13 elements*
*sits and starts drinking drinks*
That's better.
Nemo:
STOP CHASING ME!
Sub: NEVER!!!!!!
Nemo:....
Sub: MWAHAHAHA!
Nemo: alright fine I'll do this the easy way. *uses chaos control to return to
normal*
Sub: Aw... that was starting to get exciting...
Nemo: meh. Some one give me a Frosty Frieza, I KNOW it's been at least eight
hours.
Frosty
Frieza comin up o and Aeries don't atempt to eat the normal food here unless
you buy a drink cuz really wed give ya something disgistingly wrong.
*runs off and returns with a clone of Frieza with frostbite twitching rapidly.*
Whoops forgot to blend it!
*runs off again and comes back with a mug full of icy red liquid and sets it in
front of Nemo*
Hey
someone give me a frosty frieza.
Man,
that really sucks. A $1000 bird?...well, at least your mother didn't have to be
the one to find it. Good luck with that.
-----------------------------------------------------
Frieza: NO ONE IS AUTHORIZED TO SERVE FROSTY FRIEZAS BUT ME!!! Besides,
it takes a drop of my blood to make.
(A bell sounds behind the counter)
Frieza: Ah, they're done.
(A chemist comes running from the back room)
Chemist: We're finished sir! And we made a few extras in anticipation.
Frieza: Good. (Pricks finger and adds blood). Alright guys, here you go.
(Serves a smooth, shimmering, violet liquid in a wine glass/contaiment field to
Nemo, Temjin, and Zechs)
Frieza: (Before they drink it) Seriously...don't expect to live unless you can
control your body completly. I mean, the second it leaves the field, the
moisture in the air is going to crystalize, and so is your asophogus, for that
matter...ah well.
(Finishes Ace drink)
Frieza: Now Sub...what was that new drink of yours?...
She
was saddened by it.I didn't have the heart to tell her it's in the dumpster
now.
Frieza:
(Before they drink it) Seriously...don't expect to live unless you can control
your body completly. I mean, the second it leaves the field, the moisture in
the air is going to crysta-
Nemo: *Chugs Frosty Frieza* WA HOO! *Freezes into an ice block*
Ace
:(dancing around the bar drooling and bleeding from the ears) Happy happy, joy
joy, happy happy, joy joy!! Happy happy happy happy happy!!! Happy happy, joy
joy joy, MAN!!!
Nemo: What happened to him?
Frieza: He survived the Frosty Frieza. Aparently his brain is frozen solid.
Nemo:
*Thaws out* HOLY SMOKES! THAT WAS AWESOME! I WANT ANOTHER!
Frieza:
(to chemist) Do we have another one?
Chemist: One more sir.
Frieza: Good. Go mix up another batch. An I think I'd like to change the
formula a little. Instead of Ace drink, just add some of Ace's red wine, some
Ruby dust, and float one of those jewels that only stays purple in a vacuum in
the hydrogen. And make sure it stays purple.
Chemist: Uh - that's an Altronian moon amethyst, right? Or course sir. Coming
right up.
(Hands Nemo the extra)
Frieza: Really...go easy on that. I would hate to see you fall slowly lifeless
to the ground, drooling blood and tattered organic tissue, muttering mindless
nonsense, trying to...on second thought, enjoy yourself!
Sub:
ya wanna know the ingredients to my special drink?
Frieza:yes...
Sub:you don't wanna know the ingredients to my special drink.
Frieza:...ok
Sub:mine!
*throws frosty ,mug of my drink down frieza's throat*
Sub:hey you didnt do nutin ...
*walks
into the bar*
Man Freiza I need a frosty Frieza.I started the evil known as school today and It
was horrible.I had to walk around the whole campass signing into classes
because I was new to it.But the worst thing was that the classes there are
awfull.The only Class I wanted was Japanese because I was previously taking it
at my old school but They didn't have it.So I got stuck with a service
job(teachers assistant)and because I speak spanish I'm now working as a
translater.and another thing that annoyed me was that after 6 period as I was
going to go home it turned all dark and it started to rain.I'm thinking it's a
sign of some sort.Anyways I need something to make me forget.
wow
bummer dude. Hope things get better for ya.
Man.
How many years have you got left of high school? Hopefully not long. But either
way, don't lose hope.
I went back today. I got 4 hours of sleep last night. I think we could both use
one of these...
----------------------------
(Chokes on Sub's venom drink)
Frieza: My! There's a new kick. Rather exodic...hey, are those drinks ready
yet?
Chemist: Almost, lord Frieza.
Frieza: Well hurry it up! This thing's a hit!
(Lesser Chemist rushes from back room carrying 2 Frosty Friezas, and serves
them to Trunks and Frieza)
*takes
a Drink of the forsty Frieza*
Trunks:Oh yeah that hits the spot.As for how many years Left I have no Idea
actually.I failed 9th grade once or twice*everybody laughs at trunks*But this
new school have me as a 11th or 12th grader so I'm not sure.
Vegeta:WHAT!You failed??Wait till your mother finds out you failed!
Trunks:Wait Till I tell her you failed your Drug test!
Vegeta:*walks away whistling*
(Sips
Frosty Frieza. Fires energy beam at throat to thaw it)
Frieza: Ah. They taste better in the vacuum of space.
Yo
guys, enter my fighting tournament. All of you. Pair up with eachother or
something and enter. It'll be up on my site in a few minutes.
------------
(From game room)
Sub: BULL ****!
(Loud explosion is heard)
Frieza: What was that?
Sub: Let's just say I won't be playing tetris for a while...
Nemo: YOU STILL PLAY TETRIS??? *laughs maniacly* HAHAHAHAHA!... wait...
tetris... plus explosion... plus no tetris... equals... *gasp* YOU BLEW UP
TETRIS?!? NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL DAY???
Sub: ............
*a
fat man walks in with his crack hanging 6 ft out of his pants. He walks over
and sits down on Nemo and sets up a new arcade game. He rubs his showin butt
all over Nemo's head then walks out*
Sub:Sweetttt!!! My new game is here. Hey guys come here check it.
Frieza:beer u say:?
Trunks:no idiot a game!
*everyone runs over and Sub stares at Nemo who still is in chair posistion*
Sub:wow these chairs have gone to waste.
*kicks Nemo into trash can and turns to game. presses start and the title
apears "The SPA bar place thing...". The charecter selection screen
apears and I pick Sub. It starts out Sub walks in and throws thousands of
drunks under frige. The next objective is to beat the crap out of Nemo while
staying drunk. The level is passed easily. IT goes on and on with nonsenseable
levels and many ocasions where Nemo dies and the Cheers theme song plays*
Nemo:
*bursts into bar dragging a bag full of hand cufs* Okay everyone! I had a
thought!
All: Prove it.
Nemo: ...anyway, I was thinking we could use these to- WHAT IN THE WORLD?!
*sees gold spikes sticking out under the fridge*
???: (from under fridge) GET ME OUTA HERE!
Nemo: *Walks over to fridge and pulls out himself* HOLY CRAP! There's two of
me!
Nemo2: Well, I'm the real one! *turns around* You tell'em I'm the real one Nem!
Frieza: That would be one of my chemists.
Nemo2: I knew that... But he didn't! *points to Nemo*
Nemo: ......
Vegeta: Well, one of you's got to go. This is just gonna make the customers
freak out. Not that we ever have any...
Nemo2: Yeah, well, it's gonna be him.
Nemo: Uh huh, and you're the only hope to ever figuring out if the lightbulb
really turns off when you close the fridge. Hey wait a a minute.... Anyone
wanna find out if it DOES turn off?
Ace: (standing by fridge opening and closing the door) Hang on I almost got the
answer...
Frieza: MOVE OVER! *shoves Ace out of the way and holds the door open* QUICK!
SHOVE THE FAKE ONE IN!
Sub: I can't tell the difference... Oh well! *throws both Nemos in*
Frieza: *Slams door shut, waits a minute, then opens it back up* Well???
Nemo: [This text was the deleted by The Assosciation To Protect The Secrets Of
The Universe. (TATPTSOTU)]
Nemo2: And then there was a really cool laser light show.
Nemo: Just like the one I'm about to perform on your head. *Fires multiple
cutting discs slicing off the fake Nemo's head*
Frieza:
Well done Nemo...but I'm afraid he was keeping the fridge balanced, so you'll
have to take his place.
Nemo: Aw man...
(Nemo crawls under fridge)
(Tails90)
*Comes In Bar*
Tails90:Hey I Want Some Orange MKA ANd 4 Tacos
Freiza:*DING* Here!
Tails90:TACOS!!!!
*Munch Munch*
*Kenny Comes IN*
*shoots kenny*
Stan:OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY
Kyle:YOU BASTARDS!
All:...
Nemo:Riiiiiiiiigggggght!
Nemo:
Good bye! *Blasts tails90 out of bar*
Nemo: OH NO! I'm not fallin' for the "Oh the fridge is unballanced"
trick again.... Hey look a quarter! *jumps under fridge for quarter*
Frieza: *Puts wallet away* I can't believe he fell for the quarter trick...
again...
Er...
minor typo. That should be Sub blasting tails90 outa the bar.
(Tails90)
*Chaos controls back*
Nemo:
Oh now that's it. SUB!
Sub: (from game room) What?
Nemo: You got a minute?
Sub: *walks out* What's it for?
Nemo: You want to bash some one's skull in?
Sub: HELL YES!
Nemo: *Points to Tails90
*takes
out infamous 51-k machine guns. Walks up and puts both of them against T90's
head and neck.*
Heres a famous line, "Dodge this".
*Busts all the caps into his head and neck.*
(Tails90)
*chaos controls to dodge!*
Tails90:PHEW!
*WHAM*
Oooow!
Hey Nemo Theres a 20 Dollar Bill Under The Fridge
Nemo:YAY *ZIP*
Tails90:Heh
Frieza:Thank You Tails90!
Tails90:Heh *Farting Sounds under The Fridge*
Nemo:Need....AIR *dies*
Tails90:Holy..
My
god... That made so little sense I'm not even going to bother.
(Tails90)
Tails90:Hey Nemo Theres a 20 Dollar Bill Under The Fridge!
Nemo:Really?
Tails90:Yes!
Nemo:WOO!
Frieza:He Fell For It Again!
Okay,
I'm not really that stupid. I just make my character look stupid. And I don't
mind if the other people here do too, but for you, no. Just no. Take your mindless
nonsense and piss some other people off.
Dawg...that
was just plain...I ain't got no words for that. I mean, damn, what kind of lame
gag is that?
A
moment of silence y'all. For all those poor peeps who got murked last year.
For them I pour a forty on the bar...
(Pours a forty ounce bottle of Ace Drink on the counter. A few seconds later
it burns through the counter.)
Damn... -
9/11/2002 10:19:26 AM
(Tails90)
*starts pissing on the game machnies*
*loud explosion is heard*
Nemo:the heck?
*loud burping sounds come form game room*
Nemo:....
*Friezas eyes glow red and Nemo is tossed in the torture room*
*loud burping sounds come form the torture room*
Nemo:HELP!!!!
Tails90
youve heard this many times before but come on it is physically impossible to
dodge that many bullets right next to yor head and neck by chaos controlling
you'd be dead before you could say the first sylabel!
And
I'm going to just ignore that mindless trash you call a post.
Okay,
I'm implementing some new rules if ya want to fight up in here.
1. No stupidity. (example: Ace kills CjayC)
2. Nobody is invincible. You take a few bullets or get socked, so what, if
you're gonna take a hit, take a hit. Unless your name implies you as a Sonic, a
ghost, or a DBZ character with the right level of speed, you're not gonna
outrun many bullets.
3. No Controlling others to hurt someone else uless they're involved.
4. No whining. If someone can RP better than you, don't whine, just ignore it
and don't respond. This is a game site, you have ammo and fighting techniques
everywhere. USE IT, MAN!!!
and my final commandment...
5. Use Common Sense. Be intelligent and don't take any of the crap around here
personally. You're new around here as far as I know Tails. Don't act like a
ratchetted schicter and make everyone come down on you because of it. I
encourage pissin' people off, but only for good reason.
If
you want some rules for serious battling, I suggest these:
http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16036
They were thought out by the kings of online fighting. But most of the stuff we
do in here isn't serious.
(Frieza walk up behind Tails90, taps him on the back, punches him as he turns
around, rips off his ears, forces his body down Goku's throat, and throws both
of their mangled bodies into the bottomless abyss in the bathroom)
Frieza: Please refrain from using me in your posts, for you obviously cannot
grasp the delicate and complex character balance we share here.
Basically...
(Turns on the incinerator down in the abyss. Tortured screams and the smell of
burning flesh come from the hole.)
Burn, MAN!!! BURN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Frieza:
Ahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Oh, it does my heart good to see such
destruction...so Ace, what have you been up to lately?
Nemo:
*Hangs up phone* I guess I didn't need to call pest control.
(Pokefan02)
hmmmmmm i wonder if i fit........
*walks into the fridge and the door closes by itself*
uh oh.......it wont budge........um......anyone?
(Loud
bangs are heard inside the refridgerator, followed by violent shaking. The
shaking stops and random explosions are heard from inside, and the fridge
finally starts flopping around the room. The flopping persists for about 30
seconds and finally stops)
Nemo: Well now that's peculiar.
Ace: Eh, don't worry about it. It's probably just the
giant-flesh-eating-worm-kabobs I put in there. No worries MAN!!!
(HyperKirby7)
Pancake.
*flattens out like Kirby*
*steps
in Kirby.*
Oh now that's just great. Nemo! I don't care how drunk you say you are the bathroom
is over there!.
Nemo:
.......
Sub: Well clean it up now.
Nemo: Fine! TRUNKS!
Frieza: He's not here remember. He went to find something...
Vegeta: He went to find CT Trunks.
Nemo: Okay then... I'll just wait until he comes back.
Sub: I'll give you a cookie if you clean it up.
Nemo: Show me the cookie.
Sub: *Pulls out raisin cookie* Here, it's chocolate chip!
Nemo: WAHOO! *Grabs cookie and pauses before eating it* This isn't some kind of
trick is it?
Sub: Maybe... I mean NO!
Nemo: Okay! *eats cookie and immidiately spits it out* IT'S STALE!
Sub: ...
Pops
the kabobs on the grill and watches as the fleshy insects fry)
Damn, that's good eatin'. Best part about em is that they stuff themselves even
while on the spits. Normally I fill them with beef or Swinub, but I'm not
complaining. Oh, yeah. You should know that I found pokefan in there. He was
unconscious. His left arm and leg are missing.
(Looks over to Frieza)
It's been goin' good, Friez. Dealt wit' some college stuff yesterday, the usual.
You?
*Sub
rocks back and forth and then explodes. when fire and dust settle all of Sub's
forms apear. Sub runs over to Frieza, Ace, and Vegeta.*
Sub:Guys I'd like you to meet every form I have besides that guy he just
follows me around.
*little guy waves from front row*HIIII!!!
Nemo:wow theres so many Subs...
*crowd of Sub's beat Nemo up.*
(Sonic
T H) I'd like to submit an application to work here. My proof of
DBZ-familiarity comes from Greg's site.
walks
over and throws TH into pile of rapid Sub's beating on Nemo then throws
poolstick in after*
You'll fit right in.
(Sonic
T H) *Turns his watch slightly. TH is covered in a green, matrix grid and then
flashes for a brief moment. When he's visible again, its revealed he is adult
Gohan.*
Gohan: Okay, where do I start?
Ace:
Go clean the grease traps below the bar. Right in the basement.
Frieza: But ya might wanna watch out for the things that live in it. CT Trunks
lost his arm once or twice down there.
STH:(Walks down into the gloomy celler.) Are you guys sure about this.
Ace: Sure am...sure you ain't comin' back
*Sub
walks over as TH leaps down into the Cellar and stands next to Ace. Loud noises
are heard from down there and Sub and Ace just stare. Sub looks over at Ace.*
Sub:You know that's where we locked up Lilith her realatives and the more evil
Torture monsters
Ace:uhhhhhmmmm..... 15?
*Sub and Ace stare at each other for a couple of minutes. They toss there heads
back and walk away laughing. Soon as they walk off Th runs up the stairs and a
long scaly tentacle pulls him back and shuts the door.*
(Sonic
T H) AHH!!!!!!!
*Grabs a nearby pipe but it breaks.*
NOOO!!!!!!
*Manages to turn one of his hands toward the beast. He fires 5 short ki blasts.
TH manages to get the beast to release its grip.*
Not
much. I'm just a few weeks from finishing a Blades of Exile Scenario I've been
working on for the last 3 years (its like an RPG maker). Once that's done, I'll
see to that stack of comic scripts I've been writing in class.
------------------------------------------
(Frieza manages the Grill while Ace and Sub enjoy the horror)
Frieza: How's he doing?
Ace: I'd give him another 5 minutes.
Sub: I'd give him another 15 seconds.
Frieza: Good! That bastard used to work here, if you'll remember, but then he
betrayed us for some comunist regime.
(The sound of tearing flesh, and blood curtling screams rise from the cellar)
Sub: Ah. Now I know why I spend so much time here.
(Frieza pours beer over the grill. Trunks bursts in, out of breath)
Vegeta: Well? Where's GT Trunks?
Trunks: (ranting and distrought) Well, I was going after the Dragonballs to
wish him back, and I had six, but the seventh belonged to this bank, see, and
they wouldn't give it up! So I tried to steal it, but they had Buu working
there as a security guard, and he saw me and they tried to arrest me, so I ran.
Vegeta: Did you get the ball?
Trunks: I killed a cop!
Vegeta: That's no excuse. Now go wish your younger self back, and we'll lay low
for a few days.
Trunks: Yes sir...
(As soon as Trunks leaves, gun shots erupt from automatic rifles)
Nemo: (still being pounded by the Subs) Kelanabfffffphhhdlanm...
Frieza: Well put Nemo.
Nemo:
(still being pounded) Um... guys? Could you like stop? I mean, I know you're
having fun and all, but could you possibly limit yourself to only a few hours a
da- ah screw it. *Goes super and teleports to a bar stool* Gimme and Ace Drink.
(Sonic
T H) Name your poison.
what?
(Sonic
T H) Whaddya what?
@_@
I is confuzzled.
(Tails90)
Tails90:Hungry!!!
*Enters Bar*
Tails90:Any Kabobs And Vannila Coke?
Frieza:Yes!
Tails90:Get It On The Double!
Nemo:.......Uhm Did We Put You It The Toure Room?
*a loud pop is heard*
Tails90:^_^;;
Nemo:DAMN!
Tails90:Ah My Kabobs and Vannala Coke!
*Starts eating And drinks his Vannala Coke*
(Sits
down next to tails)
Well, at least you're not pissin' anyone off. Could use a little work in the
grammar though. Aw well.
(Hands Nemo a drink)
Just don't die on me, MAN!!!
(Looks outside at the massacre going on outside.)
Looks like Trunks has taken some initiative...He's got two guns blazin' the
pigs, man. Oh crap, I don't think human spines can bend like that! Aw jeez. Aw
God! I can't watch that anymore, man. he just-...damn. I didn't think he was
that lethal wit' the sword.
Tails90,
please go away.
Trunks
trudges wearily through the hole that used to be a door. The blood covering his
body drips down and joins the usual slop of the floor. Tattered pieces of
military uniform, as well as the street cloths of unfortunate bystanders hang
from both him and his package. The smells of death and gunpowder fill the room,
as well as the stench of decaying Buu clinging to his sword.
(Trunks hefts his younger self up by the wrist, sporting his accomplishment for
the band of drunks to behold)
Trunks: (Tossing GT Trunks at Vegeta as hard as he can manage) Next time,
remember to feed him!
Vegeta: No promises.
Trunks: I have half a mind to go tell Bulma about this after all you've put me
through!
Vegeta: I didn't put you through anything. I told you to fix the door, which I
notice is still broken.
Trunks: Right. HEY! YOU!
GT Trunks: I have a name.
Trunks: NOT WHILE I'M AROUND! NOW FIX THE DOOR! And while you're at it, fix me
a damn sandwich! I just took on half the freaking army for you!
GT Trunks: Does that mean you love-
Trunks: (Brandishing sword) DON'T EVEN FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!!
GT Trunks: (moan) The second you turn your back, I'm telling mom....
(HyperKirby7)
Pancake,pancake,pancake.
*throws chocolate chip pancakes at everyone*
*starts throwing cheese,but stops and eats cheese*
NONE FOR YOU!
(Galactic
Magi) post 100! MWAHAHAH!
(Egg
Robo) Two for tea.........and tea for two........
Nemo:
(Playing SPA video game) What in the wor- Oh Suuuuuuub... COME HERE!
Sub: Um... dude? I'm playing the game next you.
Nemo: Shut up. And look at this bonus level!
(Nemo points to the screen, which shows a bonus level where Nemo gets to beat
up Sub.)
Sub: WHAT THE HELL??? *destroys machine and flies off* WHOEVER DID THIS, is
gonna pay...
Nemo: .......
(Shoves
Nemo aside and pushed button on the back wall. New arcade console rises from
ground)
Frieza: I put that there just to annoy him. Now get out of my way. It's my
turn!
(Frieza plays the game "Adventures in the Saiya-jin's Club Bar &
Grill".
Select your character!
You have selected Frieza.
Level 1: Drink all that you can. The higher the quality, the more points. Must
recieve at least 400 points to pass.
Frieza recieves 22,000 points.
Level 2: Battle raving drunks and stuff their bodies under the fridge. Player
loses if health runs out, fridge falls over, time runs out with less than 8000
points, or if GT Trunks makes it out the door.
Frieza recieves 38,962 points, plus an extra life for KOing GT Trunks.
Level 3: Loot a shopping mall with the aid of Vegeta and Ace. Avoid mall
security, while picking up items of value. Liquor gives bonus points. Player
loses if health runs out, friends die, or time runs out with less than 230,000
Frieza recieves 298,992 points, and a cruelty to animals bonus.
Boss battle!: Head security guard Buu has been released! Put the retard in his
place!
Level 4: Rush back to the bar, and stop Nemo from getting behind the counter.
After 1 minute, Sub will relieve you. Player is allowed only 3 mistakes.
Frieza only makes one.
Nemo: Ha! Too fast for you.
Frieza: That's just because you used that cursed Chaos control. It just caught
me off guard.
Nemo: I still got this! (holds up rubbing alcohal with cherry)
Frieza: ...shut up.
Level 5: Goten, spawn of Goku, makes a tasty beverage! While Vegeta keeps Goku
occupied, beat him and stuff him into the blender before he can recover. Player
loses if health runs out, or if Vegeta can't distract Goku any longer.
Frieza: That was much harder than it should have been. He's just a pint-sized
Saiya-jin.
Bonus stage!!!: A bar brawl has broken out amoungst the S.P.A.! Don't miss this
opportunity! Be the last one standing and recieve a very special bonus.
Frieza: ...
Nemo: You lost!
Frieza: That was impossible! No one could take on 10 guys at once! Even in a
free-for-all!
Nemo: (laughs at Frieza)
Frieza: At least I survived longer than you!
(Fortunatly, it was only a bonus stage)
Boss battle!: One of Ace's freezer experiments has escaped, and is attacking
downtown Metro city! The SASB has hired the S.P.A. to take care of it!
Frieza: Now THIS is complete fiction.
Unfortunatly, everyone but you, Sub, and Nemo can't see straight. Player loses
if health runs out before enemies are defeated, or if Nemo leaves with more
than 30 health.
Frieza recieves 1,000,000 points, and manages to hijack a liquor truck.
Level 6: Uh oh! Bulma has arrived to take Vegeta home and shut you down! You,
being the least offensive, must sweet talk her long enough for Vegeta to get
out the back door. (Game plays like a choose-your-own-way text adventure. Each
wrong answer will result in a short battle. Player loses if health runs out, or
if 3 wrong responses are made.
Frieza makes one wrong response.
Frieza: Little tramp...
Level
7: You've decided to take some time off, and go for a drive through the galaxy.
Destroy as many planets as you can while avoiding enemy fire before your trip
is over. Must earn at least 700,000 points.
Planet you own - -500pts
Small Planet - 100pts
Large planet - 1000pts
Opposing planet - 5000pts
Nemo??? - 1,000,000 pts
Bob the Space Cowboy - what...the...?
Frieza earns 2,000,000 pts. Nemo bursts into flames, and Bob the Space Cowboy
escapes with minor injuries, but he will be persued by the Ginyu force and
destroyed.
Bonus stage!!!: You are Vegeta's second in command of The Saiya-jin Empire. The
time has come for you to destroy the WB network! Force your way through the
compound, take out gits, bastards, poorly paid writers, and coorperate
executives to stop their evil mind control!
Bonus Boss!!!: At the center of the compound waits the WBs greatest horror.
After fighting through a small force of genetically enginered Pokemon, you come
upon Ash Katchem, sporting new DBZ-like powers, as well as a mew and mewtwo.
Before your very eyes, they fuse, becoming Twomew! Defeat it without dying.
Frieza not only mutilates the Twomew, he forces it down Ash's throat, and
grinds them into sausage links.
Boss battle!!!: MUST KILL GOKU!!!
Frieza: ...
Nemo: You lost...
Frieza: This piece of crap! I'm much faster than that!
Goku: (has been watching from background) Oh, I don't know about that.
(Frieza slams Goku's face through the screen)
Nemo:
My turn, I want to see if I can get better than you with your own character.
Frieza: Fat chance.
Nemo: Shut up. *Starts playing*
Select your character!
You have selected Frieza.
Level 1: Drink all that you can. The higher the quality, the more points. Must
recieve at least 400 points to pass.
Nemo: *Begins playing, moving Frieza around the bar to get down the controls.
He finally maneuvers Frieza into the torture room*
Frieza: Dude, there's no booze down there. And you're suposed to drink booze
Nemo: Well, you never know *Continues going around torture room until he
stumbles upon some crates. He blows them all up.*
Boss Battle!!!: One of Sub's creatures has eaten part of one of Ace's experiments,
and thus become incredibly huge. Destroy him, and take back Ace's experiment.
You lose if Sub finds you destroying his pet in 30 seconds, fall into
bottomless pit, or lose all health.
Nemo: *Begins rapidly firing small shots at the creature's eyes. When it is
distracted he runs behind the monster and grabs Ace's expiriment, throws a
little of it in the monster's open mouth, and the monster disintigrates.*
10,000,000 Points for finding Ace's secret expiriment!
YOU ADVANCE TO LEVEL 10!!!
Frieza: WHAT IN THE WORLD??? WHO MADE THIS BULL **** MACHINE??? *Flips game on
its side revealing the name "Nemotan Inc."*
Nemo: Eh heh heh... Um... yeah. *runs*
Sub
reapears with a sombraro and bags of stuff eating a taco.
"Oh hey guys, you won't believe the day I had. I'll never forget it... Hey
cool a video game machine!"
Alright
guys! There's an opening in my tournament now. First two people here to say
they want to be in it (SPA only) are in it as your decided team name.
(John
the Echidna) ::wlaks in::
thats it! fire!
::set self on fire then orders a beer::
Frieza:
Uh, Sub, you brought that game machine in here...remember?
Nemo: Maybe he drank too much.
(Leaves)
Frieza: ...Alright everybody! It's story time, so listen up. Now this is a true
story, so think about it.
Once upon a time, there was a ship called the Mayflower, filled with
citizens who were defecting from England, hoping for a new and better life in
the wild. They had planned to land somewhere farther north than they actually
did, near Maine or something.
Anyway, on the way along the east coast, they ran out of beer, so they
immediatly pulled over and landed at what became known as Plymoth rock. And
that's how America was born. And they all lived drunkenly ever after.
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
Oh
yeah, throw me and Ace in on a team. If you can't get his sprites, or if he
just doesn't want to, use Trunks. Ace can pick a team name.
Nemo:
*starts crying* That was the bast stinkin' story I ever heard!
*runs
off and comes back with Nemo's bag again*
Sub:Hey guys I found Nemo's bag! Let's rumage and see what he has in here.
Frieza: You already did that idiot!!
Sub:whatyoutalkinbout Friez? *raises eyebrow*
Ace:Bah let him have his drunken fun, sides I wanna make fun of Nemo again.
Nemo:Squee!!!! Don't open the side pocket revealing a secret button that when
yu press it reveals a secret compartment filled with my most embarrasing and
secret things.
All:.....Do it Sub.
*opens bag abnd throws out the items(a pile of playboys, lotion, and a certain
object used for female's[starts with a "d" and is in the 2 girls
house in american pie 2]) Sub stares at them and runs into the torture room to
burn his eyes and hands.*
Nemo:
Where in the hell do you keep coming up with these bags? I don't even have any
bags that I would be able to put stuff in. And furthermore- hey... wait a sec.
You just came from the torture room right? And theirs a room down there that
says "Sub Only" riiiight? So how do we know those aren't yours.
Frieza:
That's odd. I would have thought a bag of Nemo's would contain wood varnish and
shiny things. And perhaps one of those wave racers...hey, is that my lighter?!
Nemo: No! Of course not!
(Frieza gives Nemo an unamused stare)
Nemo: Honest!
Frieza: Oh wait. Never mind. Here's mine.
(Sets lighter to blow-torch and ignites Nemo)
Frieza: Still works too.
Nemo:
(completely in flames) Hey what's cookin'?
Ace
I need your sprites for the tournament. You have some time, but if I don't get
them by Tuesday, Trunks will have to take your place.
*still
dieing from Liger's attack*
Little help?
Nemo:
Hm... howaboutno. *Chugs beer*
*holds
up Nemo's bag and points to sign that says "Nemo's bag...don't open there
isnt no shiny things cuz there in a box."*
Oh and about thhat room thats where I make my drinks and monsters
Nemo:
Uh huh, sure thing Sub.
(Pours
half a healing MKA on Zechs)
(Matrix
Revolution) All of a sudden, Gogeta walks in a drunken state. " Youv got
no prof! She waz n da trunk whenz I gots there! Bar-Keep, hit me a can of
scotch!" The bartender says, "I've think you've had enough Mr.
Gogeta." "I'll tell you when I've had enugh! Gahh!!!" Blows up
half the bar, runs away with two kegs of Beer.
*points
and waves finger drunkidley while drinking a duff, at Matrix running off with 2
kegs of explosives which he thinks is beer*
Sub:Ya know, that would have been heela' funny, if it was Nemo or a usual...
*explosion was heard and Matrix's body pieces come flying back to the bar and
hit Nemo rapidly*
Sub:Now that there, that was funny
Nemo:
*Swatting at the torn off body limbs and sipping and ACE DRINK* Stop throwing
sausages at me!
(Covers
severed leg in hot sauce and whisky, and chews on)
Frieza: You know, you really must stop scaring way all our new customers.
Sub: Don't tell me how to do my job!
Frieza: (chews)
Nemo:
*Gets hit in the face with a foot* STUPID SAUSAGE!
BUMP
I
wonder if other boards have running RP topics like this.
Vegeta:*Lights
up the grill*
Frieza:Planning to make more chilli?
Vegeta:Nope,just gonna burn some evidence.
Trunks:What ya got there?
Vegeta:Beenie Baby*Throws somthing wrapped in a rug on the fire*
Trunks:Can I burn evidence too?
Vegeta:Sure,we can all burn evidence.
Frieza:Excellent*throws goku on the grill*
Goku:Hey!I'm not dead!
Frieza:Hey!I don't care!
Vegeta:Burn kakarot BURN!
Nemo:
*Walks out from alley* Ah... steaks again I see.
Frieza: No, just Goku.
Nemo: ...yeah that's what I meant. By the wa- oOoOoOo! SHINY! *sticks finger in
light socket*
*the
light socket suddenly turns into a giant lock that electricutes and paralyzes
Nemo. Sub walks out signing on a clipboard that says "Hey don't think of
incrimitadting, intimidating, insulting, pranks on your own, leave that to us,
the guys who you just read about" or
"H..D.T.O.I.I.I.P.O.Y.O.L.T.T.U.T.G.W.Y.J.R.A." for short...I think*
(Tails90)
*Throws Nemo On Grill*
MAKE ME A ROAST NEMO!
Nemo:
GAH!!! *finally releases finger from socket and turns around. Tail makes contact
with the socket and catches fire* You guys smell something? It smells kinda
like purning porcu- ...oh crap. *Spontaneously combusts*
Sub: Now THERE'S a chemical reaction you don't see every day.
Frieza: ...that wasn't a chemical reaction.
Sub: Shut up. Stop confusing me with facts.
(Stabs
Tails90 in the back of the neck)
Sub: Uh...not that anybody minds, but why'd you do that?
Frieza: Meh. Felt like knife murdering someone today.
Vegeta: You should burn that evidence.
Frieza: Ah, but of course!
(Throws knife on grill)
Frieza: ...and while, I'm at it, I may as well...
(Shoves Goku off grill and replaces with Tails90's body)
Frieza: Move over monkey! There's more important things to burn than you!
(Sonic
T H) *Comes in with a beer bottle. He takes a huge swig then breaks it on the
table.*
I've come to kick some ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum...
*Jumps over the bar and punches Frieza in the face. He then kicks him on the
ground, picks him up and throws him stomach-first against the bar, slides over
his back and onto the other side, grabs his hair and slams his face into the
bar.*
(Fortunatly,
Frieza has no hair, and thusly managed to evade that last attack, countering by
reaching around and ripping TH's right arm off, then tossing the rest of his
body back into the cellar, where he supposedly was a few moments ago, and locks
the door)
Frieza: Fool...said the catch phrase backwards.
(Roasts arm)
(Sonic
T H) *Regenerates the limb like a Namek and breaks down the door. Punches
Frieza in the face, spins around to his back, grabs him in a hammerlock and
pulls up until he breaks off Frieza's arm at the elbow. He then proceeds to
beat him around the head with it until he's completely unconcious.*
NEXT!!!!!!!
Oh
my. You're not Sonic TH, you're Sonic T H...
You're
not the real TH. You just have a space between the T and the H. I'm betting
your T90. I can think of no one but him with that bad of a PGing problem.
(Tails90)
*Revives*
*Jumps off grill*
(Watches
Sub gouge Nemo's eyes out, then watches "Cheers")
Frieza: How come no one ever gets killed in "Cheers"?
Trunks: Actually, I think Sam killed what's-her-name one time, but then Woody
wished her back witht he Dragonballs. And Norm found a lepricoln and Conquered
Switzerland!
Frieza: ...you were drunk during that episode, weren't you?
Trunks: Yeah. How did you know?
Frieza: Just a hunch.
bah,
do you know how many Sams, Woodys, and Fraisers they went through? They kept
finding them frozen, dead, and raped. They say they found footage of a white
guy with purple hair running into our bar from the scene of the crime with an
extremely guilty look on his face.
Frieza:hehehahahhehehehahahahaha...*shifty eyes and sweat*
Frieza:
Uh...hey! I don't even have hair! Trunks has purple hair!
Trunks: (asleep in a chair)
Frieza: ...and is currently stoned.
Should
we make a new bar at the SASB? Or just stick to this one here. Stupid Magi took
the last, like, 8 posts on the one at the SASB.
Well,
I'd rather it be Magi, a member, than someone like D500 Topic thief. But
anyway, Trunks will make the next bar on SASB. It shall end as it began. In the
meantime, we have this one, which moves faster anyway.
...Like
a sponge thirsty I am!
*Sub leaps on the floor and swims around cutting the floor in half.*
Everyone:.....Sub, your not acting like you.
Sub:duh, didn't you guys watch the news it's opposite day thats why all our
drunkards are rich snobs
Trunks:It
has been done.The end of our drunken history shall soon begin.
Vegeta:But not forgotten*drinks a beer*
I
want Ace to start the Zerg RPG thing back up again. That was startin' to get
good.
Well
I could alsways start another rpg Im good at makin them. how about LOTD....Lord
of the Duff Pt. 1 The quest for more money
starring(in nonalphabetical order)
Sub: the guy with the weapons
Chimera: Sub's Chewbacca thing
Nemo: the anger relief
Frieza: well he's just here to give us stuff
Trunks/any other names: picture Frodo...the opposite of him
Ace: I'll resident Gandalf
(these are main chars but they are subject to change)
our*
*Taps
Zechs on the shoulder*
Zechs:What Now!*turns around*Oh not again
LZ:*roars*
Zechs:*runs away*I Don't deserve this!!You just wait till I get back my epyon.
Vegeta:Like that will ever happen.
Zechs:I'll get you!And your little Zoid too!
We
should do an Rp thing like the Las Vegas one Frieza and I did a while back.
or
the time we raided the shoping mall.
Wow!
We must all be on the same wavelength, because just last night, I came up with
an idea for an RPG. If we all feel up to it, I'll put it all together.
I haden't come up with a definate title, but I think we could call it:
<u>An S.P.A. RPG: The Quest for Better Beer</u>
In summary, we eventually hear about a mystic drink, the greatest ever made.
And of course, we go looking for it, but it's not as easy as it sounds.
What do you think?
I
think it sounds cool.
but
can we use me char descriptions?
I
was thinking we'd just be our regular characters, but those desriptions do kind
of describe us...sort of.
But if we do this, what style should it be?
Sim battle style? - Like Ace's thing. I tell you what happens, you tell me
exactly what kind of moves you do, and I tell you if they have any affect.
Ture RPG? - Here, you'd each have to make a character with stats, abilities,
and all that other good stuff. In battles, you'd specify how you want to attack
(or you could just let me do it automatically if you're feeling lazy) and I'd
use an RPG program to determine how much damage is done.
A combination? - Sounds cool.
A better idea? - Sub?...
yes
the better idea is just a full out adventure I dont much like text stat rpgs.
Theres to many rules and guidlines to follow and they take fun out of the game.
simply do like I do when beating up Nemo. WE just act ourselves(with the lil
descriptions I added in) as we goo on our search killing things ads we go and
making drinks
I
like the ture thing. That or Sub's idea.
(Magnus
X Zero) A duff if you will.
---
A true knight fights for what is just, not for power and riches! *Previously
known as GameFreakForever X*
Ok,
that's one vote for text stuff like we usually do, and one partial vote for True
RPG. Anyone else want to input before we start this?
------------------------------------------------------
(Hands Magnus a duff...and a coat hanger)
Magnus: ...what the hell is this?
Frieza: Someone tried to pay with it. I tried to sell it, but no one would take
it...so I thought it might taste good with beer.
Magnus: ...
Frieza: ...
(Grabs coat hanger, sets it on fire, and throws it under the fridge)
Frieza: ...just drink your damn beer.
hmmmmmmm...know
anyone that needs killing? I just came with a brilliant plan for a new monster.
Trunks,
you haven't said anything. Are you going to be in this? I hope so; we really
need you.
Nemo:
*pokes head out of room* Anyone seen my coathanger anywhere?
Frieza:
What is this new monster you speak of? Does it kill more effectivly, or simply
more grusomely?
Nemo:
*Walking around looking guilty and whistling* New monster? Uh... HE DID IT!
*points at Nem*
Nem: Did what?
Nemo: EXACTLY! *runs and hides*
Vegeta:*Walks
in carrying a lie detector*
Trunks:What's that for?
Vegeta:I'm going to have a little fun with kakarot.
*Goku pops out of nowher*
Goku:Hey
Vegeta:What THE!...Where did you come from!
Goku:Ummmm,Nowhere!
Vegeta:*slaps forehead*Grrrr,Silence!
Goku:*in jokeing voice*Whoa Scary
Vegeta:Quiet!Quiet I say!!And come here!
Goku:I don't wanna!
Vegeta:as your prince I order you to come here!
Goku:Prince of what?
Vegeta:Prince OF SAIYANS!
Goku:Prince of Sayings?
Vegeta:NO!!
Goku:Prince of Saveings and Loans?
Vegeta:Your Pushing it!
Goku:Pushing What?
Vegeta:My patience!
Goku:Your Patient? Since whene are you a doctor?
Vegeta*Smacks forhead again*How do your friends stand you!?
Goku:They don't have to.
Vgetea:Huh?Why not?
Goku:Because I can stand on my own.*drums heard in background*
Vegeta:what the hell is this the tonight show?
Goku:Wow it is?I thought it was your super secret hideing place where you
secretly drink and hide from Bulma and do bad things like constantly throwing
me in a blender.
Vegeta:How is that bad?
Goku:We'll it really hurts my feelings to have my little buddy try to kill me
every other week.
Vegeta:Since whene are we friends,And I am not your little buddy!and I'm not
Little...Your just really tall.
*stands
for a second l;ost in thought*
On one hand I can kill Nemo for the 50,000 time but on the other I could kill
Gokuy and shut him up for a bit....
Nemo:
YOU'VE BEEN COUNTING???
Sub: Shut up fool.
(Throws
rotten tomatos at Goku)
Frieza: Boo! Get off the stage!
Goku: Hm? But Buu's not on the stage.
(Drums heard in background. Drums mysteriously explode)
Nemo:
*singing* bibidibabadiboo!
Goku: WHERE?!?
(Throws
beer at Goku)
Frieza: ...WAIT! THERE WAS STILL BEER IN THAT ONE!!!
(Jumps on stage and begins licking beer from floor)
Goku: Um...can't you just get another one? They're free.
Frieza: Um...
(Sets Goku's hair on fire)
Vegeta: Burn, Kakarot, burn!...I feel like I've said that before...many times.
Ace: Feels good, don't it?
Nemo:
Presenting...
(Pulls back curtain exposing himself with a cheap sheet as a cape draped behind
his back and a taco painted on a star hanging in front of himself)
Nemo: THE FIGHTING FAJITA!
(Dramatic super hero pose)
Nemo: FAJITA POWER!
(Runs around like a maniac until eventually running into a wall)
*Everyone
stares at the lying unconscious fajita Nemo.*
Frieza:Ya know, if he exploded that wouldv'e been somewhte funny but no noone
ever explodes.
Sub:Fire in the hole!
*Nemo the Fajita thing explodes*
Ace:That'll do Sub..that'll do....
I'll
start that RPG in a week or so. I just want to finish this game I've been
working on for 3 years. I'm on the final dungeon, and then I just have to debug
a bit, and test to make sure it isn't too hard. Then I can devote my attention
to us. Sound good?
Man
iv been gone for a while.
Poo,
I thought the fighting fajita was at the other bar. Eh, whatever.
Sound cool Friez, this a game you're making?
Yes,
using a sort of RPG program, for course. Looking at it now, it may take longer
than a week. There are 6 floors to this final dungeon, and I've only just
finished mapping the first. So...maybe a bit longer.
That...
is pretty cool.
(Walks
outside to kill stuff)
(Walks back in)
(Walks out with keg to go kill stuff)
(Watching
Frieza walk outside, then in, then back outside again with the keg) Hey...
...
Forgot what I was gonna say...
Nemo!
Come help me and Sub!
http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=540&topic=4822340&page=8
And if any other S.P.A. members are free, you come too!
I
forgot about that topic... some one enlighten me about what's going on.
Man,
where is everybody?
Status report: Up to level 5. Be done soon.
(Trunks
stands over a dead body)
Trunks: I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe
me!!!??
Nemo:
(In Fighting Fajita get up) FEAR THE FAJITANESS! GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!
Sub: That has nothing to do with anything.
Nemo: Uh huh.
Sub: ....and so therefore it makes total sense.
Nemo: SEE! (looks around desperately at everyone else) HE GETS IT! WHY CAN'T
YOU GUYS GET WITH THE PROGRAM???
Sub: ..........
I'm
back again, MAN!!! Finally after months of being unable to use my computer I'm
finally back on. I'll update the site soon.
WOAH!
Ace! How did I miss this post?! Well, great to have ya back, though you haven't
posted since this. In case you didn't read, the S.P.A. has gotten itself a job.
We're currently saving Metro city at the link below, and we could DEFINATLY use
your writing skills to liven things up.
http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=540&topic=4822340&page=21
Hope to see you there. You're the only one missing.
...Except
Trunks. And Sub who... left the topic. By the way, you and Trunks are in my
most recent tournament comic.
Trunks
says he's coming. I don't know about Sub. He probably thought it looked boring.
Too few opponents maybe. And I saw. Lookin' good so far. Hope we make it!
Damn!
Where is everybody? Ever since that stupid battle started, the bar has been
dead.
I've
been having some problemes so it's hard to be here often.
(Magnus
X Zero) Haven't been here at all lately... Just pretty much thought that the
Sonic Board was gone. Oh well. Beer.
Nemo:
Wakkawakkadoodooyeah!
Sub: What the fricken heck was that?
Nemo: Never ask the Fighting Fajita stupid questions.
Sub:........
Bump
from last page.
So...
I was thinkin'... After I finish my tournament thingy, I might start a series
called something like "The Random Adventures of the Saiya-jin's Club Bar
and Grill" which would involve stuff that we've actually done here. What
you guys think?
Oh, and, uh, I need Sub's full sprite sheet (with dragon and final forms) for
my regular comic series if anyone has it.
I
have Dragon and Hyper forms. I put them up recently.
Also, I've had the same idea. In fact, I've been saving bars in a word file. I
have the first one you joined in. It contains most of our famous moments. Feel
free to do as many as you want!
However, I missed the Los Vegas adventure one...
Saving
them in a word file? Sweet! Send that to me some time. Now I'm gonna ask Trin
if I have her "Pub" background from her canceled random insanity
comics.
Oodalooly
200
Dude.
*Jumps
on top of a car*
BUMP!!!
*The windows explode outward along with the engine*
Punches
Nemo. Breaks bottle.
(Sonic
T H) *Throws Frieza through a window.*
I
take it some of u havnt heard we have a official bump. We punch nemo then break
a bottle thats our bump.
(Magnus
X Zero) *walks in all dirty*
Duff and a pizza... oh and hiya all.
(Runs
into a wall)
Nemo: Ah... I just remembered somethin' from the good ol' days...
Sub: What good days? What old days?
Nemo: Quiet you...
(Walks over to pool table and picks up stick. Then proceeds to walk into back
alley. Loud, high-pitched cat screams are heard.)
Sub: Oh god, here we go again...
Nemo(from alley): FRIEZA! I NEED YOUR LIGHTER!
Trunks(drunk, just walking past Frieza as Nemo yells in): Can you durect me to
da nearetht thoder pop machiner-ma-bob?
(Falls over unconcsious, a window is broken near the back alley)
Nemo: FINE! I'll just use this conveniently placed blow torch!
(Flame noises are heard from back alley, along with more senseless cat noises.
A minute later Nemo walks in with a flaming cat shishkabobbed on a pool stick.
Walks over to Sub and breaks it on the back of his head then stands straight
with his eyes closed, smiling.)
Nemo: You have no idea how good that just felt.
(Sub punches Nemo.)
Wow...I
can actually recal one year ago today when I began using that lighter. It seems
like just yesterday...
(Magnus
X Zero) Dammit, wheres my food?! *slams Frieza into the wall then blasts him
with a Hyper Blast*
(Frieza
pulls himself from the wall with a menacing glower.)
Frieza: Well, I was going to try to surprise you, but fine. For every hundered
beers you buy, we give you a free cake.
(Pulls out cake)
Magnus: This is really my hundreth beer?
Frieza: Yes, and we also give you a free six pack of any drink of your choice.
Magnus: Really?
Frieza: No.
(The cake in Frieza's hand melts away, revealing a powerful beam rifle. Frieza
blasts a hole in Magnus' chest, flooring him)
Frieza: Ah, here we are. Your order is ready.
(Frieza callously lets a boiling hot pizza slip from his hands and onto Magnus'
face)
Nemo:
PIZZA!
(Jumps on Mangus and starts menacingly eating the pizza directly off his face.)
(Punches
himself and breaks a beer bottle.)
(Punches
himself and breaks a bottle)
(Punches
himself and breaks a beer bottle. Starts walking around dazilly.)
Nemo: This is starting to get painful...
Emergency
punch Nemo, break bottle.
(Raven
and Shadow) Raven:I missed this place.*tries to make a distraction while shadow
A.K.A. some stray cat tries to steal another bear keg*
Milliardo:I
didn't.Vegeta still hasn't given me back the Epyon.
Vegeta:You lost it in poker,it's your fault.
Milliardo:But you cheated!
Vegeta:I never said you lost fair and square.
Milliardo:...DO-OH!
(Raven
and Shadow) Raven:Hmmm*is wondering what happened to shadow and the beer keg*Where
is he?I'm tired of actually paying for drinks.
Trunks:Where is who?
Raven:My organoid Shadow.
Trunks:Oh he's back there*shoots wall with shot gun revealing shadow drunk as
hell*
Raven:SHADOW YOU TRAITOR!Your supposed to share!
Shadow:*drunkenly growls and waves middle claw at raven*
Man,no
ones been here in a while.
(Grabs
Shadow and crams him in a blender. Serves Shadow to Raven)
Frieza: He was warned.
Nemo:
FINALLY! The remains of something. (Grabs blender and pours it into a pot.) I'm
makin' my special recipe chili! And it calls for the remains of a dead animal.
Preferably a human, but anything'll do. (Breaks a bottle of hot sauce and
tosses it in, glass and all. Then begins randomly adding alchoholic
substances.)
Frieza: ...Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Nemo: Absolutely. (Adds gunpowder and dynamite sticks. Shakes in pepper and
salt.) When you want to eat, you simply toss a match in... (Pulls out match and
lights it. Backs away from the concoction and throws it in. It explodes in a
huge fireball, leaving behind the chili.) AND PRESTO! VOILA! DIG IN!
(Everyone looks at Nemo unceartainly.)
Nemo: Oh come on... it's not like you've never had anything more intoxicating
anyway.
Whoa!!!
(suddenly gets up from the bar where he's been drooling and twitching for
like...forever)
Where am I?
Shiro: You're still in the bar.
I know, but which one, MAN!!?
(Frieza
decides to mess with Ace's head)
Frieza: Why, Moe's Tavern or course!
Ace: Really?...why?
Frieza: Uh...we got bored with our bar, so we went out to rob another one.
Ace: Uh...that sounds reasonable, I guess. So where's Moe, MAN?
Frieza: I believe you shot him.
Ace: Oh...man...
(Ace's vision clears up)
Ace: ...
Frieza: ...
Ace: ...
(Ace backhands Frieza in the face. Frieza leaps upon him, and a brawl ensues,
leaving Ace with a missing ear, Frieza with a broken bottle up his ass, Nemo
missing a leg, and untold damage to the bar)
Ace: Ah, my head...where are we again?
Frieza: You're going to be in the 9th level of hell if you ask that question
one more time. Now shut up and have a drink.
(Frieza tosses Ace a duff. He drinks it and falls asleep. Frieza joins him. The
blood of the two warriors joins that of Nemo and the countless dead under the
fridge and those lying around)
personally
I feel neglected that I was left out of the Moe's tavern brawl...that is
all..no wait *punchs Nemo, breaks bottle* that is all...
Aw
don't worry Sub. I got you for the next couple of major events I'm plannin'.
Valentines day massacre type stuff. I'm gonna do some like, real pay per view
beatdown stuff. Maybe I'll put it up on Tuesday. Anyone else in?
BTW
Friez,I posted the updated version of Hazard up on my site as the direct link
on the main page. I'm a half and a quarter finished. I got a real bumpy
downhill ending on the way for the rest of it, so all those who are reading it,
be prepared for some real messed up stuff.
(Frieza
turns on TV to watch George W. speech)
Frieza: Time to laugh at that idiot they call our president.
GWB: ...Teach a kid to read, and he or her will pass a literacy test...
Frieza: One.
~A few minutes later~
GWB: ...It's amazing nowadays. It seems that more and more of our imports and
exports are coming in from over seas...
Sub: That ones gotta count double right there.
Nemo: I don't get it...
Sub: Shut up. (Punches Nemo)
~A few more minutes later~
GWB: ...I believe that humans and fish can live cooperatively in a cooperative
environment...
Ace: ...The hell??
Frieza: And score three for the president!
Nemo(Dazzily): I still don't get it...
(Sub punches Nemo)
Sorry
Sub. Ace made a comment, and I ran with it. And of course, Nemo had to be
injured. I didn't think of anyone else jumping in.
Ace, whatever you've got planned is sure to be interesting. It's better than
another month of sitting around here, anyway. But I'd like to point out that
we've been edging toward the side of violence more and more. The S.P.A. is not
about killing people (unless we're being payed), it's about getting drunk.
Uh...I guess this isn't really going anywhere, but let's just keep it in mind.
Uh...
yeah... Anyway, Ace, I got somethin' I want ya to take a look at I'm gonna put
up on Geekshelf. I'll post the link in a sec.
http://www.geekshelf.com/gallery/Nemo/Stuff/ace_sprite.gif
Oh,
uh, is that what Ace looks like? I'm workin' on something.
Very
interesting, Nemo. Just make the fur on the body dark, dark, dark, dark red and
the collar green and it'd be cool wit' me. But you have the right idea. Much
coolies, MAN!!!
Is
this dark enough, or darker still?
http://www.geekshelf.com/gallery/Nemo/Stuff/ace_sprite2.gif
(HyperKirby7)
*walks in*
12 pages.Impressive.7 pages from when I was last here.
*sits down*
*starts eating block of cheese*
Anything big happen?
we
instated a block of Cheese tax...your not allowed any dump all your cheeses
into the torture room. Either the fires or monsters willl consume them.
(HyperKirby7)
(0.o)
*finishes block of cheese*
HAH!I only brought one!
::enters
bar, punches Nemo, breaks a bottle::
Ugh... all these new people... I remember the good ol' days when it was
SPA4Life... ::shudders::
I need a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, Stat!!
*punts
Hyper Kirby into torture room and laughs as he is trampled by monsters and
burnt in fires. bolts door* Solar hows it going yah these new guys they don't
understand our concept. It's agree with us or get killled in a horrible manner
sometimes involving a lighter and the fridge. They've ruined us...
Eh,
what can you do...
...oh yeah, you can burn them at the stake!
...and where's my Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster!??!
Nemo:
Here! (Breaks it on Solar's head. Then runs away.)
::glares
at Nemo's direction::
You better run.... ::orders another one anyway::
(Fixes
one up)
Frieza: Here you go. Nice to see some old faces.
(Runs
in small circles)
(HyperKirby7)
*bursts out of torture chamber wearing blue Crystalline hat,with gun in one
hand and block of cheese in the other*
Shot the bolt.
*pockets cheese for later consumption*
You
better be glad I'm not on dut-
*falls asleep*
hey
yah you....your stupid... go back down there and feed yourself to the moneters
before we kill ya....and didn't I tell you to get rid of all your cheese?
(trust me that bolt as you refer can't be broken by any weapons...sides my
weapons yah mine can break it. And not to mention you wouldve been eaten like a
marshmellow imediatley)
(HyperKirby7)
hey yah you....your stupid... go back down there and feed yourself to the
moneters before we kill ya....and didn't I tell you to get rid of all your
cheese? (trust me that bolt as you refer can't be broken by any weapons...sides
my weapons yah mine can break it. And not to mention you wouldve been eaten
like a marshmellow imediatley)
Uhhh...In understandable english,please?
Anyway,what is the strongest drink?
...u
mock my grammer! Under the fridge you go!
*Stuffs Hyper Kirby under Fridge and then throws a 4 year old duff at him*
It's pretty strong and stay under there!
*Nemo(also under fridge) stares at Hyper Kirby*
HYperKirby:what?
Nemo:Your my new friend...
HyperKirby:Why do they do this?
Nemo:We are inferior to there intellegence...
HyperKirby:right...
Frieza:You tell him Nemo!
(HyperKirby7)
Wasn't talking to you about the drink.
*sucks up fridge and spits it across room at subrosian2007*
*picks up duff and flings it in subrosian2007's general direction*
Inferior?Riiight...
I'm tiring of this.
Yo
Sub...calm down, man...just because you're a better RPer than him doens't mean
you gotta mame him...and everyone else that comes in here without knowing who
we are, or how we behave. Lighten up!
Frieza: Our strongest is probably the Ace Drink, but as for most deadly, I'd
say the Frosty Frieza tops it, seeing how it would solidify your entire body on
contact unless you can create a strong aural shield on any part of your body.
It probably wouldn't taste as good to you, though. So I'd go with the Ace
drink.
(HyperKirby7)
Ok.
How much for the Ace drink?
I
have never RPed on my main board.
I fight differently.
*takes
out handheld computer*
*taps in code*
*Mech slams into ground outside*
Sorry,but I have to run after I get the drink.
(Pours
a mug of Ace drink)
Frieza: That'll be $6,000.
HyperKirby: What?! That's robbery!
Frieza: Well, considering how hard it is to get the ingredients...yes. Yes it
is. I won't lie. Now pay up!
(HyperKirby7)
*pays $6,100*
Thanks.
*Grabs drink,runs into mech,and activates jets*
For
Ace again:
Is this dark enough, or darker still?
http://www.geekshelf.com/gallery/Nemo/Stuff/ace_sprite2.gif
New
drink strong enough to make anyone pass out just by smelling it... I call it
Pesticide-Yoda brains-alamo... theres also a secret ingredient... Who's up for
the first one?
Nemo:
(Looking skeptical) Um...
Sub: Don't be shy! (Grabs Nemo's collar) Now, go ahead and have a drink...
Nemo: No...?
Sub: (Deep evil voice) DRINK IT...
Nemo: OK!! (Chugs it one gulp and passes out immidiately)
Sub: Damn... I was kinda hoping he would do something funny.
Solar: His body's twitching.
Sub: Yeah... that's not very fun to watch though.
Solar: No, I mean "Oh, his body's twitching, should we do something?"
Sub: ...........................Um...
Frieza:
Pesticide and Yoda brains? What an utterly untasteful notion...aw hell, I've
probably had worse in all the time I've been here.
(Drinks some. Drops glass, walks away calmly, and repeatedly smashes face into
counter)
Solar: Um...
Sub: He seems to be having an odd reaction to the secret ingredient...
::tries
Sub's drink::
...I feel fine.... ::stands up::
...I dont' see why you two are aff-::table is set aflame::
... that's just a coince-::Frieza bursts into flames::
...Meh... ::sits back down, as random objects around the bar set fire::
maybe
I added to much plutonium....*runs into lab and drops 50 plutonium and uranium
rods into the mixture and comes out with a new glass* There we go...
::takes
a drink::
O_O ::goes into a ferocious seizure, then passes out::
(Recovers
and watches Solar spasm)
Frieza: Are you trying to get us drunk, or kill us?!
Sub: I think the answer to that should be obvious.
Frieza: Indeed.
yup...*jabs
Nemo in side with foot*him on the other hand I think he's more obvious...
Nemo...it's
perfect, man.
::wakes
up:: Wow... I like it... Great taste and you get to see a sneak peak of
heaven...
::drinks another glass of it::
(Snatches
a glass up from the bar)
Let's try some of this bile.
(Swigs the whole glass in one swallow and smashes it against the wall. He then
falls flat onto his face on the bar.)
Solar: Wow. Even enough to put Ace down.
(slowly sits up and looks around quizzically)
Ace: What sort of mundane establishment is this we're running? It smells of
urine and 'sniff' death I dare say. We need to get rid of such divertations
such as achoholic experimentation and procure the finer-
Ka-DACK!!! Kresh!!
(Ace is slumped yet again as Frieza tosses away his broken chair and Sub throws
away the duff bottle he'd broken over the echidna's skull.)
Ace: Ugh...what was I on? I had this strange urge to give up beer and give all
my money to charity. Was that wild or what, MAN!!!?
(Takes a long swig of a Frosty Frieza and revels in a literal brain freeze)
Ace: Sw-sw-swee-sweeeeeet...
Where
is everybody?
::a
flush is heard from the bathroom::
Sorry, I was just giving Nemo a swirly >_>
(Throws
toilet through wall at Solar)
Vegeta: Well that's just great! Now what are supposed to do with GTrunks?
Goku: Couldn't we just get another toilet?
Vegeta: SILENCE! DON'T BOTHER ME WITH FACTS! (Slams Goku's face into the bar,
the bar breaks.)
Frieza: ................. I think it's time for some remodeling...
Vegeta: Fine... BULMA!
(Outside
the bar)
Frieza: Come on damnit, there's not much time!!
Vegeta: Just another minute. I'll find it.
Frieza: I said there's no time!
Nemo: Let me try.
(Nemo presses his face into the door and makes a feeble attempt to spin in
circles)
Vegeta: Come on...come on...damnit woman, where'd you put it?!
Frieza: That's it! I'm breaking the door!
Vegeta: Wait! Here it is!
(Frieza runs inside, jumps behind the bar, and defused the bomb.)
Frieza: Christ Vegeta! Next time you forget your keys, don't cut it so close!
[This post has been an explenation of why we couldn't access the bar for the
last 2 days]
Nemo:
FREEDOM! (Runs inside)
Frieza: Nemo, usually when you get free you run OUTSIDE.
Nemo: (Stops with a confused looks.)
(Awkward silence)
Nemo: ...........................................................FREEDOM! (Runs
in circles)
Frieza: Why do I even try...
Because
we hate him...and love beer.
Frieza:
Well said Sub. Well said.
(Drinks beer and trips Nemo into open flame)
The
simplest solution to the simplest problems I say.
(A little punk is sitting at the bar, served a beer after somone glanced his
fake ID. Frieza spied this and was about to toss him out literally before Ace
stopped him.)
I put a little something in the beer to deal wit' that.
(The kid literally goes green and throws up on the floor, coughing and
sputtering toward the door.)
Frieza: What in the--?
He'll be sick for days. And when that's done with that I've added something to
make explosive diarreha (Hope I spelled it right) look passive. Little drug
only effects kids under drinkin' age. Brutal, but an effective deterant to keep
the cops and punks outta the bar.
(Galactic
Magi) Give me a beer, or face the wrath of a very jagged, broken bottle.
Here.
(Tosses Magi a Duff)
Good
lord you haven't been here in a long time, Magi.
Frieza:
Don't worry too much Ace. We serve minors here at the ol' "No liquor
license" saloon. But if you feel morally obligated, it's no skin off my
nose to send some little upstart outta here in...less than mint condition,
shall we call it?
(Frieza and Ace share a cruel laugh)
Frieza: Magi! So good of you to stop by! Does this mean we'll be seeing you
more often?
Hey...
someone left a beer on the bar... ::drinks the little kid's beer::
..Mmm... poisony... ::runs to the bathroom, throwing up on random people along
the way::
*looks
at watch* awwww....ok time for my drunk moment of the week er...a month....
*stands up on bar and fires 3 shots from a simple rifle. Everyone gets really
quiet* MY ABS ARE SO TIGHT YOU CAN GRATE CHEESE ON THEM!!!!!!!! *punchs Nemo
breaks bottle*
Nemo:
(dizzily) But the bar didn't need to bumped...
Sub: Shut up! (Punches Nemo)
(Galactic
Magi) *sets up cocktail weenie race booth*
Frieza:
Um...yes...
(Swigs duff)
::finally
walks out of bathroom::
Ugh... that wasn't just vomiting... that was POWER vomiting.... I swear
I threw up beer they don't even make anymore..... Oh well.
::sits next to Frieza, reeking of puke, and chugs a duff::
(Gets
up from a drunken stupor once more.)
'Urp' Antoine is still alive? (Falls back facedown once more with a bottle of
wine in his hand)
*shakes
head and leans against wall* It seems like noone can drink any more without
puking or going into a daze.
P.S:Yo Friez I know we'll probally be in soon but how much longer until some of
us other SPA members are gonna be in the comix?
I
wrote the parts based on who was coming to the bars at the time. In episode 2,
Solar was here more often than you, so that's why he was a main character. In
the next episode, you'll replace him. Then in the next one, Nemo appears. The
reason I don't include everyone is because, as you may notice in the first
episode, it's hard to come up with something for everyone to do in a comic.
Half the time, people like Spud and Magi stood around and did nothing. They had
no personality. So that's why I'm not going over 5 or 6 guys per comic.
I
am going to do a complete and total sprite comic adaption of some of the stuff
that happens around here and the other bar.
Me
and Nemo have had that idea before. When you start doing them, give them to me.
I'm gonna put the whole series up on the site. I've even got our third and
fifth bars archived (I lost the fourth, with the Las Vegas adventure
though...).
Well,
if you wanna, you could post some of my comics on the site that are already on
there.
BTW
Just to be legal, I wanna know if I could post all of your sprites on my site.
I just want to get any legal mumbo jumbo outta the way and ask permission.
Couldn't
you just link to the sprite page? The SPA site is supposed to be the hub for
all of our combined stuff, but if you think it would be convenient or
something, I guess it would be ok.
You're talking about the sprite sheets, right? Because you KNOW you can always
use any of our sprites for anything.
Man,
I am wasted.
There's
a link to my sprites on my site under the FAQ/Contact page... but don't just
link to the page the sheet is on, because it's on Geekshelf*.
*Geekshelf is going down in about a week, and I'm in the process of moving my
stuff from there to Megspace. So, if you were to link directly to my sheet,
instead of saving it and uploading it on your site, the link wouldn't work in
about a week.
I
have another guest comic I'm gonna make for you Friez, and it involves my
incredible cooking abilities!
oooooooo...can
I pucnh you then schwak you over the head with a sizzling frying pan and hold
it against your head until your face is unrecognizable?
Something
like that...
Finished,
gonna send it to you as I'm still working out the kinks in megspace.
Reality
is an illusion caused by lack of alcohal.
Kay...
Yeah,
uh, 300.
ZzZzZzZz...
(HyperKirby7)
*walks in with cut over left eye*
Hello...ag...again...
I need a strong dr...drink because I had a really rough valentines day...
Any...recommen...dations...?
Something to knock me out...
Nemo:
HERE! (Chucks a duff at HK's head)
Frieza:
Ace, hand me some of that orange stuff, will you?
Ace: (Handing the vial) You makin' a new drink?
Frieza: Not quite...
(Frieza finishes mixing, pours it into a grenade shell, pulls the pin, and
rolls it into a mouse hole)
BOOM
Frieza: We've got some tough rats...
Beer.
Buffalo
wings.
Halapinjo
sauce.
Something
will be said.
(Vegeta
takes out a clip board that looks as though it was procured from a nearby
dumpster...and probably was.)
Vegeta: All right everyone, we're running low on funds again. Any suggentions?
Ace: Industrial espionage?
Vegeta: Nah. Too much work.
Frieza: Government kidnapings?
Vegeta: Tried it. We can't seem to keep the hostages alive long enough to
collect.
(Everyone stares at Nemo and Sub)
Sub: ...Why don't we just mug people?
Vegeta: We do.
Sub: Oh yeah.
Frieza: We could sell Goku into slavery.
Vegeta: No. We need him to kick around.
Frieza: Hm...
To be continued...by whoever. I don't care.
(Nemo
bangs his fists on the table)
Nemo: Ooo! Ooo! I know! We could host a Bush speech!
Frieza: ...how is THAT going to make us money?
Nemo: We sell drinks to the reporters. And plus, we can sit in the back and
hekel Bush!
Trunks: Uh, I don't think this place needs any more publicity than it already
has. (points to newspaper clipping on wall with a headline reading
"Thousands die in barfight. Police are powerless to stop Saiya-jins
Club"
Goku: Hey, why don't you just ask your wife?
Vegeta: Because that would involve going home and speaking to her. Then she
wants to know where I've been, and I have to make something up. Then she says
she doesn't believe me, and yells until the next morning. And who asked you?!
(Smacks Goku)
Vegeta: Grr...ah to hell with it!
(Sets fire to bills)
Vegeta: This stuff gives me a headache.
(Drinks beer)
Vegeta: Ah. That's better.
Babyback
ribs.
(HyperKirby7)
*knocks duff away*
Never mind.
*runs out of bar*
(several gunshots are heard outside)
*large piece of flaming metal crashes through roof*
Yeah!
*disappears in a blue flash*
(Adon
Idom) *a man in a strange mask and cape appears and talks to to people sitting
down at the bar*
Good Evening Gentlemen, All your base are belong to us. make your time.
I'm
gonna start coming here more often. I wish we all could.
Asparagus.
(Crams
Nemo's face in a blender...followed by Goku)
Goku: AAH! Hey, what was that for?
Frieza: For all the naughty things you've done.
Goku: Like what?
Frieza: Like breathing.
Goku: Uh...huh?
Frieza: Don't think. Just scream.
(Inserts Goku's face back into blender)
Nemo:
(Walks out of bathroom) Pretzels.
Frieza: What the-?..........................................Nevermind...
Must...reach...500...
Must...
reach... 320...
(Climbs
up on roof and begins launching illegal fireworks into nearby windows)
*Runs
across the street into a building and starts yelling out the window for Frieza to
stop wasting the fireworks*
::Starts
throwing empty beer bottles across the street at Frieza::
::Takes
out shot gun and starts firing randomly in Frieza's direction. A bullet
eventually hits a barrel of gunpowder behind Frieza and blows up::
(The
bar becomes a fireworks show)
Frieza: Nice going Nemo.
Nemo: I know...Ooo! Shiny!
(Gets run over by Mac truck)
Frieza: (walks up to Nemo) You know...die.
(Throws Nemo into the sky. Nemo becomes a fireworks show)
(Nemo
walks out of torture room again)
Nemo: Hey guys.
Frieza: Where the hell do you keep coming from down there?
Nemo: ::blink blink:: huh?
Frieza: Nevermind...
Bleu
cheese.
Keeping
the chance alive!
Lobster
(HyperDude)
i want 2 of everything you guys ever made *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA*
I'll
pay you in forty $1,000,000,000 (that's billion) keep the change
Frieza:
Hm...I think that should about cover it.
(Makes a nice variety, including the Frosty Frieza, Ace drink, 3 flavors of
MKA, pokemon blood, Goku's blood, Grinch Nog, and many poisons)
Nemo:
OO! OO! SERVE ME! SERVE ME! ::Jumps into blender::
Frieza: ........................sure.
(Another Nemo walks out of torture room)
Nemo: What's in the blender?
Frieza: You.
Nemo: Lovely.
(HyperDude)
hee hee hee *throws it all it to a blender* *it glows bright blue* now serving
HyperDude's hyper drink!
(Espio
2012) hey, this place still serves MKA!!!
I'll have a cherry MKA pleez.
Hiei: Get ack to the one at SASB and gimme my beer!!!
Frieza:
Why does everybody always ask for cherry?! There's an infinity of other
flavors, but every customer always starts with cherry! What's so special about-
(Ace whispers something to Frieza)
Frieza: ...oh...
(Pulls
out the ol' lighter)
Oh..
don't even get me started with that.
Frieza:
I'm afraid there's no other options.
(Lights passing tennis ball)
(Lights
light bulb)
Nemo:
Hm...
~5 minutes later~
Frieza: Where's Nemo?
Sub: Where's my Halloween spy costume?
(They look at eachother)
Both: ...
(Nemo in the rafters humming Mission Impossible theme, slowly lowers by a rope
toward the bar counter)
(Frieza and Sub look up as he's three feet from the counter. Nemo freezes and
stops humming)
Frieza: .........Nemo, do you honestly think we can't see you?
...
Frieza: Oh come ON!
...
(Frieza turns to Sub)
Frieza: Let's just ignore him.
Sub: To heck with that, I wanna- HEY!
(Nemo cuts the rope, drops to the counter, grabs the lighter, and runs out of
the bar)
Some one continue.
Frieza:
I knew I shouldn't have left that there...and that was my custom one too.
Sub: You bought a custom lighter?
Frieza: I like to burn with a little class, thank you very much.
Sub: That's facinating. Now let's kill Nemo...uh, you don't mind if the lighter
is a little scarred or radioactive, do you?
Frieza: *sigh*. Go have fun, Sub.
(Sub rushes out)
Frieza: ...perhaps I should have phrased that less openly...oh well.
(Turns on the news and waits for the horror)
(Lights
nearby harmless woodland creature)
News:
This just in! We've received word that a maniac has been running amuck in the
city, lighting buildings on fire...
Frieza: That'd be Nemo.
News: ...There is also another running after him, with apparently no regard for
police warnings...
Frieza: That'd be Sub.
News: ...And-- Oh no! A public safety building has just been lighted
aflame! When will this madness stop?!
Frieza: As soon as I get my damn lighter back.
(HyperDude)
i still have that HyperDrink..... does anyone want it?
Frieza:
Sure. I could go for something new tonight.
(Drinks HyperDrink)
(Sets
gym on fire)
(Gets chased by Arnold Shwarrzeneggar [If that's the correct spelling, may
lightning strike me dead] look-alikes)
That
last post was my 100th in this topic.
...
..........What? I'm really, really bored now.
(Frieza's
been lounged back with his feet propped up against an old chair for nearly 6
hours now. He'd gone through over twenty cases of beer and God knows what else
while watching this news show. Trunks and Vegeta had stopped by briefly to have
a few drinks, but couldn't stay, mentioning something about social services.
Besides, Trunks had said, they saw this at least once a week.
The news crews were doing their best to keep filming, though the cameramen kept
dieing. Presently, two of the country's foremost experts in economics were
talking about the financial impact this would have on Metro city; something to
the effect of 'Eating rats and drinking sewer water for the next 20 years'
while in the background, Nemo playfully dodged a swarm of sidewinder missiles,
which, Frieza suspected, Sub had probably intended to miss Nemo and decimate
that elementary school.)
Frieza: Ok...this is getting monotonous.
(Nemo set fire to a gas pump, as the economists continued on to the part about
the death of civilization and the rise of the clown empire, as Frieza finally
got fed up with it.)
Frieza: Sub...
Sub: Yeah?
Frieza: ...finish the job.
(Not ten seconds later, a mushroom cloud appears over the distant skyline. The
news anchors completely lose their minds and begin babbling on in terror. The
T.V. turns off. Frieza leans his chair back, uncorks a new bottle, and sips his
wine)
Frieza: Hmm...mental note: don't send Sub into populated areas.
Frieza:
Must...have...lighter...
(Lights
stool)
(Lights
car)
(Lights
Vegeta's hair)
(Lights
lighter on fire)
Heh heh heh...
(Lights
Nemo's collection of shiny things)
(Lights
grill)
[SGSB Bar dies due to neglect. The thread was reported missing June 30, 2003]
