Trunks/Vegeta/Liger/Zechs

Frieza

Ace

Sub

SolarSonic

Galactic Magi

Nemo

Magnus X Zero/GamefreakForeverX

 

[SASB - The Final Bar]

 

 

10/3/2002 6:18:58 PM

Trunks:Were back in business.

Vegeta:*walks in*I love the smell of a new bar.

Trunks:Ain't it grand.

Vegeta:Yeah,Smells like alcohol and cigars.
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Let the S.P.A. ride for life
Cause we need beer money!

 

I see the old one reached 500.

 

(XRAMMSTIENX) I need a drink. Gimmie a really big beer.

 

(Kaiyo Sword) Me too.

 

Vegeta:Here you go*passes XRAMMSTIENX and Kaiyo sword a duff*

 

This will probably be the final chapter of the bars history since everybodys leaving.

 

(Espio 2012) oooh, does that mean we can kill each other now?

 

Nay, not the final chapter of the bar. Only the last one on the SASB. The Saiyajins Club will never dissapear!

Also note: Site update. Now we have a member list, a counter, and a better sprite page.

 

(FireD) *bombs bar*how is that for a final chapter!

 

Frieza: It's been done. Many times.

And Trunks...why did you spell Saiya-jin wrong?

 

(SuperShadow2) *sees Goku, Goten, Gohan, Buu, Cell, Frieza, Hercule, Piccolo outside the door*

COME IN AND DRINK

 

(Kaiyo Sword) Give me another drink....

 

(Espio 2012) Holy batman, robin, we gotta eat cheese!
Holy folnininininimlpotyunotoijnmbvcuoklhfde, uh.........someone, please pronounce that!

 

(XRAMMSTIENX) *guzzles big beer*
*points to Frieza*
YA KNOW.....I NEVER LOVED YOUR MOTHER....I WAS JUST IN IT FOR THE KOREANS*barfs(even though hes not really drunk)* NOT LIKE THEY WERE ANYGOOD AT MAKING VIDEO GAMES...

 

who do these guys remind me of? I know more anoyinger Nemos! I mean come on FireD noone destroys the bar and SS2 those guys dont stand there we kill them turn them to soup feed them to monsters or shove them under the fridge

 

Frieza: Hm. We haven't had this many customers in a long time. Too bad they're not much fun.

(Kills Frieza clone)

 

(Kaiyo Sword) ????

 

(Gives Kaiyo Sword a Sam Adams)

 

(Kaiyo Sword) ?_?

 

*kicks Kaiyo* if we give u a drink u dont question it! you drink it! or Die! and when your done drinking it well kill ya anyway!

 

(Kaiyo Sword) *drinks beer*

*kills all owners of this bar*

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

I own this Bar now!!!!!!!!

 

wow you almost godmod as bad as Tails90. This bar is owned by SPA an elite group of RPG warriors. We can not be defeated in a one post GodMod. and besides if I get killed well all those monsters down in the torture room come up.

 

(Kaiyo Sword) HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*takes out Master Sword lv.3 and stabs all the monsters*

Phew....good thing Link (from Zelda) gave me his Master Sword lv.3!

 

*pulls out Master Sword lv.3 out again,and kills Monsters and all the wners of this Club and Bar*

I am Supreme Ruler of all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

(Amy Rose) ::walks in:: ::takes out a stick and pokes Kaiyo Sword with it:: ::he dies magically:: :P See isn't it fun how you can kill people with one thing.

 

(Kaiyo Sword) *lies there dead*
*revives*

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

You can't destroy me but that stick is really damn annoying.

*takes stick and kills Amy*

Hehehehehehehehhehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(Amy Rose) ::can't die, cause she's a goddess (a bunny goddess :P):: ::takes the stick back:: NEVER TAKE MY STICK ::pokes him, he can't ever come back to life unless liek omg the world explodes ha ha ha!!!111::

 

(Kaiyo Sword) NO!

I can't be destroyed nor you?!?!?!?!?!?!

*takes out Master Sword lv.3 and kills all the bunnies*

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hehehehehe....my sig tells te truth....hehehehehehehe....
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I am Kaiyo Sword,Master of all dark magic!
~~ My Site ~~ http://kaiyo.hyperboards2.com

 

Wait nevermind that sig..THIS sig is the one who tells the truth....
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I am Kaiyo Sword,Master of all darkness!

 

HmHmHmHm....I am the Supreme Ruler of all.

No one can stop me.Look at this i've taken over the Saiyans Club Bar and Grill....

....HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's no use of fighting anymore your so called Elite Fighters are dead.

 

hmmmmm amy? your presidentness? can I use my weapons I use in the chats?

 

(Magnus X Zero) Gimme a duff and fried rice.

 

(Frieza fries some rice in Kaiyo's blood. Gives it and a duff to Magnus)

Frieza: Here you go. I have a feeling it will taste extra good today.

 

(Galactic Magi) gimme a snow cone with random alchoholic drinks for flavoring!

 

ah hell, make the ice out of frozen alchohol!

 

be right back!

*goes to antartica and to a drug testing faciltiy and grabs a cup of frozen piss with a high level of alcahol labeled "super toxic alcoholic urine from Magi". Runs back and gives it to magi with a piece of tape over eveerything besides the name magi*

It will go right through you.

 

(Galactic Magi) *pops it in subs mouth* i decided i didnt want it anymore. *watches subs face turn green for some unknown reason*

 

(Trunks22888) wazup my peoples hi am i back and ready rock dbz rocks

 

*spits snow all over the place then throws up like he kid in Korn video.*

 

Beer!...I mean Bump.

 

After...what...4 months?...I finally sat down and continued our battle, Ace. Here it is.
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[Your last attack:]

"Why waste the air on breathing," Spades said maliciously. "When I can use it for a finer, more interesting purpose."

Spades began to wonder why he even wasted his magic calling on minions to do his dirty work when his enemy came only for him. He started the incantation slowly at first and then picked up pace on it by chanting fifty words or so every three seconds without so much as missing a syllable. His guitar floated from his back and crystalized before shattering into hundreds of shimmering shards. Spades waved his hands out before him and the shards began to reform. They swirled and melded into an orb like shape. The dark swordsman mentally began to push the air around his body into the sphere via microscopic holes. The inside shifted into a honeycomb of cavities and tunnels that the air flowed through, slowly the oxygen began to change composition.

The air became superheated and the light given off by the crystal trapped within the shelll solidified to become photons. Each cavity within the shell filled with the solid light and the flam,es that grew ever hotter. Spades could feel that his strike was almost ready, he could also feel the light headedness overtaking him. The darkness was pressing in further and further each time the sphere breathed and made more plasma from the air. Finally Spades couldn't take any more and smashed open his prize.

Outside, a blazing light erupted from the darkness and a roar of thunder and flame filled the air. Frieza shielded his eyes as the wave overtook him. It burned and also froze him to the core at the same time. Every bit of Spades' life energy had been encapsulated within the sphere and had erupted upon the battlefield. The darkness was driven back. Frieza sat in the air, shuddering from the shock. Finally he opened his eyes to see a leather clad hilt smash into his face.

Next came the blade, again and again as it cut rivets of black blood upon the alien's chest. The katana flashed six more times and each time Lightning flowed along it and the arm of it's weilder. Spades finally slammed his foot into Frieza's face and let him fly straight down. A loud thud later and he was upon him again. A flurry of kicks and swordstrikes junggled Freiza in the air. While mangaging to block more of the onslaught than would ever be expected, Frieza was caught unprepared by the hand which gripped his face and squeezed it with the utmost pressure.

"Be happy, Frieza," Spades rasped as he spit a blody tooth on the ground. "You survived my Hurricane Bomb. But don't be so quick to judge the plasma weapons I've discovered in the past few months..." He produced a handheld plasma pistol from his other hand and charged it. The sparking gren energy heated up the gun and made a sizzling sound as the swordsman pressed it to his opponent's bleeding chest. "You'll love the plasma burn."

He let off a full burst of green plasma at point blank range and blew the two warriors in opposite directions. Frieza flipped upward and regained his footing, while Spades shoved his sword into the ground and leaned on it for support. He dropped the smoldering remains of his plasma pistol and smiled, knowing full well he couldn't stay on this plane much longer.

 

And now...
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(During this post, I make the assumption that Spades has a chaos emerald within him, as Ace did. If he doesn’t, it doesn’t really matter. It wouldn’t change anything)

Two pairs of fierce eyes swam through the sea of sub-light. Like pearls set ablaze, they burned endlessly with the fires of combat. Dark shapes and colors flitted by, enchanting the already supernatural arena with a newfound insecurity. It was a place of silence. A place of darkness. A place of death. Now the silence had been broken, and retribution was demanded. Two had crossed the threshold; but one could be spared.

Frieza landed on his feet, but struggled noticeably to keep his footing. Finally, he collapsed to his knees, spraying lavender essence from the charred, gapping wound in his abdomen. His tail inadvertently twitched, still recovering from the hurricane bomb. His whole body shook, infact. A pleased look crossed Spades’ face as he beheld the torment he’d caused. But this joy was short lived. It wasn’t shock that shook the mighty tyrant. Frieza was chuckling uncontrollably. A great smile of relief overtook him. Spades thought he looked almost as if he might cry with joy. The battered, bleeding figure rose again to its feet, struggling, quivering with pain and pleasure alike.

Untainted crimson eyes rose to meet their destiny. They found Spades. Deeply, the warrior stared into the icy gaze, and then he knew. There was no need for words. He knew that Frieza knew. His desperate gamble had worked.

Frieza knew that if he had been wrong, he would have trapped himself with a lion, and sealed his fate. But he sensed Spades’ energy had changed. Somehow it weakened. And his wounds, though small, did not heal. It had worked all too well.

Frieza imagined he looked rather childish now, but he didn’t care. Still, he took control of himself and arose. His mockingly cheerful smile turned instantly to a fearsome, commanding expression, condemning Spades’ very being. He opened his mouth to let the blood out.

“My my”, he said telepathically, “aren’t we full of surprises. But then…”

Frieza painfully moves his hand to the crater in his chest. With considerable effort, he plunges his hand in, only to remove it seconds later, dripping with blood and organ tissue. And an amber jewel.

“the same might be said about me.”

Frieza knew that in this world, he’d be cut off from his pseudo-space arsenal. So before warping, he’d decided to take something with him. However, having no pockets, he’d put it inside himself. And since he was already open, this seemed a convenient time to use it.

The chaos emerald glistened like a tiger’s eye in the dim, unearthly luminance of the dodecahedron. Despite the gore covering it, Spades could clearly see it shine through the darkness. He felt its energy reacting with that of his own. The amber chaos emerald.

The emerald of soul.

Pushing his pain aside, Frieza stood erect and held the emerald before him, like a guiding light. Summoning the light from within, he charged his prize with his most true essence. Likewise, it reflected its own energy, delivering new power to its master. Spades felt the intensity rise, as did his dreads, blowing in the small amount of air still remaining.

 

But it was not enough. Frieza needed more than just energy. He needed spirit. But in so dark, lifeless a place as this, one would hardly think it possible to find such a thing. But such things had never stopped Frieza before.

He stared into the silence of the void, through it, to its very being. Within it, he saw the nature of the dark, the eyes of the beast amidst a starry sky, the spirit of survival. He saw the mirror, and he saw through it, all glowing amidst the ethereal glass of the gloomy world, and beyond to infinity.

Even in darkness, there can be found beauty.

Beauty instills power; power derived from the soul. As his spirit came alive in response to the nature of the scene, this dark, this light, this love, Frieza fed on it, drinking in the grandeur, while simultaneously driving it through the chaos emerald, magnifying it, seasoning it.

Spades could feel his own spirit vibrating in rhythm with something all about him, yet nowhere to be found. He began to sense a change in Frieza’s energy. Still Frieza, but…different…brighter…certainly stronger, as was demonstrated by the violently quaking walls. Sweat poured down both faces. The temperature of what little air remained was swiftly rising, but neither fighter seemed to notice.The perplexingly prismatic walls grew ever brighter, refracting the invisible light waves Frieza was emitting. It’s colors mingled in torpidly swirling pools, like those on the face of a soap bubble, vividly contrasting the endless void behind.

Fiercer and brighter still ascended the light. Crimson flecks of radiance streamed from Frieza’s eyes as tears, flashing deeply, as a shattered mirror in a liquid sea of light. Spades braced himself, for he knew the time was near. All that remained was the awakening. Frieza’s eyes fell callous upon his mortal foe, upon creation. He who was weak could find strength. He who burned inward could be born. He who’d known hate could know love.

To justify,
To magnify,
To realize,
You will always get it back.

Frieza reached deep within, grasped the light, and became himself. A vociferous cry roared voicelessly through the vacuumous hollow as he turned his head to the sky. A windless tempest lifted Spades from his feet, though the warrior fought it unrelentingly. He had no idea what Frieza was doing. But in the blink of an eye, it all surfaced. The walls of the Dodecahedron became a field of blinding white, and within their abyssal focus, there stood an immaculate figure of gold.

There would be no more darkness. Frieza would not bear it.

A dazzling white snake stood amidst a gilded shade. Its previously violet features now sported a pristine, deep gold color. Its wounds were gone. Its eyes were narrow, but bright. It floated with arms crossed, firm and unmoving. Its small mouth carried no expression, stolid as the sun. It held before it the amber chaos emerald, now arcing wildly with power.

NOW.

His aura was enchanting. Had it been anyone but Frieza, Spades might have mistaken it for holy energy. Frieza remained motionless. He stared through the emerald to his foe. Its shimmering facade reflected an expression of astonishment, perhaps even fear, but above all else, excitement. Spades would enjoy this challenge to its end, whatever end- it mattered not. Frieza showed no such passion. He bore neither joy nor remorse.

 

Shadows played across the room like goblins. The maelstroms of colors swelled restlessly, madly, fearfully. Beams of light and arcs of energy exploded from the gem, searing all in their path. Spades was forced to dodge and defend, taking several minor burns. But something stopped him dead in his tracks, a feeling deep inside, a tightness within his breast. The chaos emerald in his body was reacting.

The scene was as spectacular as it was deadly. The heat alone had become intolerable. The dim worlds beyond the glass had long since faded in the radiant glow, absorbed by the gleaming being at the heart, and the erupting jewel of the Spirit. Motionlessly, Frieza forced himself upon the crystal, overwhelming it. It began to spire turbulently, lashing out wherever it could, but the prince held it tight; frozen. Again, the warriors’ gazes met, hard and fearless. Spades stood firm, ready to deal with whatever came, and Frieza was ready to give it to him. Finally, his glistening crimson lips formed a word.

CHAOS…

Two icy, soulless crimson eyes peered still through the pulsating emerald. This time they beheld a stern face, focused and braced for the coming power. From the creature’s body came a faint green glow, an amassing of power. Frieza’s hand tightened around the amber chaos emerald, shattering it to dust. In an instant, all of reality seemed to shatter with it, and was sucked into the void.

DESTROY!!!!!!!!!

Frieza’s stance was finally broken as he drew back his arm and threw it forward, opened his palm, and unleashed a massive beam of amber. Spades stood paralyzed; the emerald within him had been unbalanced. The world before him wavered menacingly. He could do naught but brace himself. In a roaring furry, he was consumed by the beam and pressed into the scorching wall. The onslaught continued for a moment, then was silent. The mighty beast Spades lay motionless on an inclined plane. Smoke bellowed from his melted, mutilated form. The glow within him was had faded. His core, his chaos emerald, had cracked.

 

Where is everybody?

 

(Kaiyo Sword) I am!

Oh and when I posted all of that roleplaying **** I was just bored....I wasn't serious....anyway give me a cold beer!

 

(pokefan02) *chugs a few beers*
whatm you want me to pay? well screw that!
*gives everyone the finger and walks off*
t(" v)

 

...how long has this bar been here?

 

this one specificaly or all in all?

 

Pokefan begins to walk out, but is tackled by ravenous clowns and dragged into the basement)

Sub: Do those clowns work for us?

Frieza: Beats me.

*honk, honk, explode*

 

This one.

 

10/3/2002 6:18:58 PM

 

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I knew that... I'm not that dumb... well, yeah I am. But that's not what I meant. It was more of a retorical question. I spelled recent wrong in my sig didn't I?

 

(Gives Kaiyo Sword a Frosty Frieza)

Frieza: You said cold...that'll be 6,000 dollars.

 

Hm... ya know... I was thinking... My comics could use some one who endlessly torments me and makes fun of me in every spare moment they have. You wanna be in my comics Sub?

 

*kicks Nemo in crotch and laughs while watching him role around.* Meh, why not.... HaHa(if u were in Neg's 70s chat u would know why I just laughed like that)

 

Why am I NEVER invited to these chats? Why? Don't you people need some one totally idiotic for anything?

And that's cool, you should appear soon... maybe... actually not for a while... but yeah.
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Nemo: (not bent over in pain) BWAHAHA! Fortunately the Fighting Fajita is not affected by your feeble attempts at pain.

 

This is the final bar on this board for us.As Frieza said,It shall end as it began...or something along that way.

 

And if you don't get it,it means that I'm gonna make the final bar(it shall end)since I'm the one who first started it(as it began)

 

You make little to no sense. (Just randomness)

 

uhhhhh...right then.....

 

Now now, let's not get too morbid. This topic hasen't even hit 100 yet. We still have plenty of time to enjoy this bar. And enjoy it we shall!

(Pounds Nome through outer wall)

Vegeta: Boy, take a note. Buy more insurance.

Trunks: You mean ask Bulma to buy more insurance.

Vegeta: No, I mean borrow you mother's credit card and buy more insurance.

Trunks: Which one?

Vegeta: Hm...go with Discover card. It think the Visa is close to the limit.

 

(Demented NEG) *NEG,Camerman and Mistic Meg walk in*

NEG:Ah so this is were Frieza hangs out at weekends..

Cameraman:It would seem its a bar judging by the smell.

NEG:Uh-huh, well tell ya what lads...I can either buy this bar off you for 16bilion pounds, or I can just lift my finger and start zapping customers so you dont make any money anyway. Hmmmm?

Mistic Meg:Uh..do you lot sell hot milk?

NEG:...

 

Vegeta: We'll NEVER sell our bar!

NEG: Ok, how about 30 billion?

Vegeta: I won't compromise my principles for money!

NEG: 50 billion.

Vegeta: Uh...you can't...

NEG: 100 billion.

Vegeta: Uh...

Frieza: ...NEG, do you, if fact, have any money at all?

NEG: Well, I didn't bring it with me, but I was going to go pick it up later.

Frieza: And by "pick it up", you mean steal it.

NEG: Uh huh.

Frieza: From some unfortunate companys.

NEG: Mostly Microsoft and Mcdonalds.

Frieza: And dump the stolen money on us.

NEG: You got it.

Frieza: And then set the Metro city police on us.

NEG: Well, it would have been an annonomous-

Frieza: And then watch the carnage that ensues.

NEG: Uh-

Frieza: And dance about on the flaming remains.

NEG: Just a little.

Frieza: Well, that's all very well and good, but he bar's not for sale.

NEG: I see. Well then, I guess you know what that means.

(NEG's finger begins to glow as he turns about, looking for a customer to blast. He quickly makes a startling discovery)

NEG: ...there's no customers here.

Frieza: Exactly.

Kaiyo Sword: Hey, what do you think I am?

(NEG blasts Kaiyo Sword)

Frieza: Well done...but people die in here all the time. That's what the space under the fridge is for.

(Points to rotting pile of corpses under fridge)

NEG: Drat! ...hm...give me a minute. I'll think of something.

Frieza: Yes, you do that.

(Sips wine)

Nemo: Hey, a camera! Are we on T.V.?!

Camera Man: No, the camera's not-

Nemo: Hi Mom! Look at me! I'm on T.V.! Weeeeee!!!!! Me happy!!!

(Nemo runs in happy circles)

Camera Man: Uh...I said-

Nemo: Now I'm angry! Must smash!!!

Camera Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

(Nemo chases Camera Man with club)

Mystic Meg: Is the milk in here?

Trunks: NO! DON'T GO IN THERE!!!

(Mystic Meg gets locked in torture room)

Mystic Meg: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Sub: Ah well. You tried.

(A carbomb goes off on the roadside, signaling the end of this post)

 

(Demented NEG) (looks outside)

NEG:Ok...who planted a bomb in my LIMO!!

(Cameraman while being chased)

CameraMan:Uh...dident we fly here?

NEG:Dunno did we?

CameraMan:and since when did we own a limo?

NEG:Since we stole it?

CameraMan:I see....(turns around to face nemo,camera smacks nemo's face)

Nemo:OOww.....*faints on floor*

CameraMan:Heh...feel the wrath of my beloved camera!

Frieza:*lifts finger,zaps CameraMan,dead*

NEG:Hey I usually do that...

Frieza:Eh..whats the difference.

*ghost of Cameraman appears*

Ghost CameraMan:Oh don't worry..I'll be alive again for the next show.

Trunks:I see dead ppl..uh...cameramen.

Sub:¬_¬

NEG:Which reminds me...were's Meg?

Frieza:In the deat- uh..bathroom.

NEG:Ah I have a plan on my mind again...be right back.

(5 mins later, NEG comes in with 30 Omachaos behind him)

NEG:Either you give up the bar,or my Omachao army start talking about love and peace...not to mention to press A o jump!

Frieza:Hmm...*zaps a omachao* hmm...they dont last long do they.

NEG:Oh don't worry, there's another 2000 Omachaos arriving on a fast speed train to here right about now...

(In the corner of the bar)

Vegeta:Hmph..seems we're ignored around here.

Trunks:I would consider that a good thing.

Sub:Ah...who cares, just gimmie a beer.

( A sudden hint of little blue omachaos start flooding in...marking zee end of da posty)

 

Guys, though we've been together for over a year, we've never fought as one before. Will you join me in one last battle? Our first? Truely, if we put forth some effort, this can be one to remember.

http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=540&topic=4822340&page=8

Trunks, I know you don't usually join in these kind of things, but it would really be cool if you could stop by. You don't have to do anything if you don't feel like it...aw heck, I'd be grateful if even Nemo joined in this.

 

I had the second post in that topic. I have no idea what's going on there now though. Some one enlighten me.
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Nemo: (Gets up off ground and runs into a back room. He comes out a minute later) Your measily camera cannot defeat the mighty... (dramatic super hero pose)

Sub: Oh god, here we go again.

Nemo: FIGHTING FAJITA! (Jumps up on table and stands in another dramatic super hero pose, and a chandelier from above the table falls on top of him.)

Trunks: We had a chandelier?

Sub: (Standing next to cut rope hopelessly trying to hide a ten-foot knife behind his back) Not any more.

Nemo: (Stands up triumphantly) BWAHAHA! (Another chandelier falls from the same spot as the first one)

Trunks: ..... (turns to Sub)

Sub: What?...

Nemo: (Gets up again) BWA- (Another chandelier)

Trunks: WHERE THE HECK ARE THOSE THINGS COMING FROM???

Sub: I dunno. My job is to just cut the rope.

Trunks: ........................

NEG: (To Frieza) Are things always like this?

Frieza: Um.. yeah. It's a bar.

NEG: ......

Nemo: (Gets up again and jumps out of the way) YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE FIGHTING FAJITA! (Runs over to cameraman ghost and punches through it) O_O;;;; *Little girl scream* THERE'S A GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs)

All: ....................

 

*Another chandelier falls on Nemo and Sub falls off a ladder laughing.*

It wasn't me I swear!!! It was the yellow jacketed, black pantsed, purple eyed armadillo...thats me aint it?

 

(A mafia person walks in just as Sub is saying that)

Mobster: Could've been.

Frieza: Hey... You're Johny Tight-lips right?

Johny: I ain't sayin' nothin'.

Frieza: You want a beer?

Johny: Maybe I do, Maybe I don't.

Frieza: ...So how's your mother?

Johny: Who says I gots mother?

Nemo: (From under chandelier) Is that a retoricle question? (Another chandelier falls) Haha! Nothing happened because I'm underneath this other one! (A 16-ton safe falls) ...ow.

~On roof~

Sub: (Standing next to white van full of 16-ton safes) It wasn't me!

~Bar~

Frieza: So... you wanna beer?

Johny: Maybe I do, Maybe I don't.

Frieza: ...

Sub: (Falls through roof) Do you know who took my collection of automatic weopons?

Johny: I ain't sayin' nothin'.

(Random automatic weopon shots heard from no where, and bullets come whizzing through the front door)

Sub: Crap! That's one of my guns! Who has it?!

Johny: I ain't sayin' nothin'.

Sub: Ya know you could be a little more helpful! (Jumps behind table as more bullets come through)

Nemo: Haha! I'm safe!

Sub: Shut up Nemo. (Another safe falls) OK, now that wasn't me...

Johny: I ain't sayin' nothin'.

(More shots)

Sub: WHO IS SHOOTING AT US???

Johny: I ain't sayin' nothin'.

Sub: .........

 

Frieza: Alright Johny, I'm tired of you.

(Blasts Johny Tightlips)

Nemo: Johny! Are you alright?!

Johny: I ain't sayin' notin.

Nemo: But what'll I tell the doctors?

Johny: Tell 'em to go suck a lemon.

(And then, the Omochao came)

Omochao: Hey, did you know you can kill things by hitting them?
Omochao: Press A to jump!
Omochao: Don't forget to go forward.
Omochao: Have you tried collecting rings yet?
Omochao: I like to sing! Lalalalalalalala!!!
Omochao: Oh my, I'm sky high!
Omochao: Hey, put me down!
Omochao: Ow, that hurts!
Omochao: No! Wait! Don't!
Omochao: Uh...what happened?
Omochao: Ah! Stop that!
Omochao: Nooo!!! Not that!!
Omochao: Let go!
Omochao: Help! Help me!
Omochao: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

NEG: Good lord, what have we unleashed?!

Cameraman: Um...annoyance to the point of evil?

NEG: Oh right. Very good.

 

Man Iv missed .a lot

 

(XRAMMSTIENX) Okay I need some : ) juice. Two parts Scotch, one part Whiskey, three parts Jack Daniels and eight cans'obeer. Put it on my tab.

 

Trunks! Great to have ya back. You had me worried with your month long absence. I hope you'll stay a while longer this time.

While you were gone, the S.P.A. got a job. We're defending Metro city from some army (Para, Chibi, Yoshindo, and Karmis). It's still early in the fight if you'd care to join us. We'd really apreciate the help. Right now, it's just me and Nemo. Sub peaked in, but hasn't done anything. The battle starts here:

http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=540&topic=4822340&page=8

But if you don't feel like reading all those pages, just skip to the page before the last for a summary. Hope to see you there.

(Get's XRAMMSTIENX a : ) juice)

Frieza: Now, when you said 8 cans of beer, you wanted me to leave the jagged metal remains of each can in the drink, yes?

XRAMMSTIENX (drinking): ...

 

(XRAMMSTIENX) Ahhhhhhhhhh...thats the stuff can'nall you should try some.
well I guess I'll join if its all right with ya, I'm ready for anything I gots tons o trainin...wanna know or can i just freakin join?

 

I'll try to be there as soon as possible.

 

(Raven and Shadow) *walks into the bar with his Organoid Shadow*
Raven:Hey give me a beer

Trunks:Hmmm,I'm not sure.You look a little young.

Raven:so does he*points to Chibi Trunks who is currently hung over*

Trunks:Fair enough*passes him a duff*

*Goku walks in*

Goku:Hey trunks bulma asked me to...hey you actually have a customer for once!

Trunks:Whats that supposed to mean?

Goku:Nothing,it's just that you guys have never really had any customers.

Trunks:We've had lots of customers.

Goku:Cops,the Mafia,door to door salesmen and the dead people you guys hide under the fridge don't count.

Raven:Okay this is getting weird

Shadow:*growls*

Raven:*looks at goku's uniform*I agree too,orange doesn't go well with blue.

 

Cool. XRAMMSTIENX, any help is appreciated, so feel free to join. It's not a private fight anyway. Trunks, I forget to mention that you can use whatever character you want. In fact, you can use them all if you feel like it. Many people are controling more than one guy.

So...who's Raven?

 

(Raven and Shadow) what do you mean who's raven?

 

You seemed to know so much about us, I thought you might be someone we knew with a new name.

 

Many people are controling more than one guy.

Very much so. I'm going to be controlling three soon, don't want to say more than that though.

 

(Raven and Shadow) maybe I am.

 

I wish I could be here more often.

 

(Raven and Shadow) Raven:*Walks into the bar with his organoid shadow*Give me a duff.

Vegeta:We don't got duff...as of yesterday.we need to go pick some up from our supply depot.

Goku:You mean your kitchen?

Vegeta:QUIET!Thats a secret Kakarot.

Goku:Alright...Glad im not working with you anymore.

Vegeta:Well so am I!

Raven:*to himself*can't a guy get a drink here

Trunks:you used to work together?

Vegeta:Shamefully yes.

Goku:Hey thats not very nice.

Trunks:So where did you work at...and more importantly why did you work?You don't seem like the working type.

C-Trunks:Your not the fatherly type either

Vegeta:Get back to work boy!those toilets arn't gonna clean themselvs!

Goku:Go easy on him Vegeta.

Vegeta:Don't tell me how to raise my kid Kakarot,I can do that just fine!

Raven:*to himself*Is that why one's hungover and the others cleaning toilets?and where's shadow?*see's his organoid stealing beer kegs from the back*Good boy

 

(Well, you've read my comics.)

(They keg Raven's organoid was carrying mysteriously explodes)

Raven: What was that?

Frieza: Oh, just one of our antitheft devices. A stray cat probably tried to steal a beer. They just never learn.

Raven: Yyeeeaaaahhhh...cat...

(Trunks runs in)

Trunks: DAD! MOM'S COMING! HIDE QUICK!!!

Vegeta: Crap!

(Vegeta jumps through the emergency 'Bulma Alert' hatch behind the counter)

Trunks: Where does that hatch go, anyway?

(Before there's an answer, Bulma bursts in)

Bulma: Alright, where is he!? I haven't seen his face in 3 weeks, but his name keeps popping up on my credit bill!

Frieza: Bulma, calm-

Bulma: Shut up!!! He's not getting away this time! I'll find him even if I have to search the whole place!

(She begins by going into the bathroom)

Sub: Well, he'll be long gone by the time she gets to the hatch.

Frieza: Yes...but she will find an under-fed, over-worked, neglected GT-Trunks in there.

Trunks: Oh ****!

(Trunks runs into the bathroom)

Frieza: This should be good.

(Sips a Frosty Frieza)

 

(XRAMMSTIENX) I'll miss ya....hehehe u right this will be good. Can I have another : ) juice?

 

This should be funny. Can I have another : ) juice

 

(Raven and Shadow) Raven:*searches for his organoid*SHADOW!!!!...I mean stray cat that tried to steel a beer keg.

*shadow the hedgehog apears useing chaos controll*

Raven:Who are you?

STH:My name is Shadow,the one and only Ultimate Li*sees raven isn't paying attention to him*Hey!!

Raven:Your getting on my nerves,SHADOW!!!!!

Shadow:*Tackles STH and begins biteing his face*

Raven:Shadow Come.*Gets up and walks out of the bar to his Geno Breaker*

 

I'm back... Well for the moment. I shall return to my full glory by Christmas time. Friez, I'll be sendin' ya my sprites in a few days if my ancient machine stops giving me trouble. To the rest of ya, I greet with happiness...and slurred words. I'm at the library typing this, so don't expect a reply to your messages until late tonight or tomorrow at the latest. ACE hathe returned, MAN!!!

 

FINALLY!!! Man, for so long it's just been me and Nemo. Trunks has some problem, you've been gone for 3 months, and Sub seems to have vanished into thin air at the sight of the fight. Well, it's good to have ya back, and I'll gladly take those sprites. In fact, I should have another 20 or so comics started by christmas.

Should I put your sprites up on our site, or is the link enough?

 

Yay. New comiciness from you. You have Magi's new sprites? If not, you want me to send'em to ya?

 

Magi has new sprites? Yeah, send em over!

 

Sent. Provided your email is still fizzzzzzz@worldnet.att.something. Or something similiar to that, I'm not sure how many Z's, but it was in my adress book. So... yeah.

 

Oops. Forgot to say it changed to <fizz4@optonline.net>.

 

Sent.

 

As soon as I get a better email provider you'll have those sprites, my friend. I suppose business has been slow, huh?

 

Slow as always. But that don't get me down. Just as long as you guys stick around.

BTW, I read the rest of Hazard (finally). I must say, any of the little things I found wrong with it before are gone now. Your style is flawless, and the plot is embracing. I look forward to the rest of it.

Also, I continued our battle. It's some pages back.

 

(XRAMMSTIENX) Hello, a : ) juice anyone?

 

100

 

(Nemo runs out from back room)

Nemo: AHHHHHH!! THEY'RE AFTER ME!

(Runs up to Frieza and grabs his shoulders)

Nemo: YOU GOTTA HELP ME SENATOR!

Frieza:...you've been drinking haven't you?

Nemo: No! Shut up! Both of you!

 

*punches Nemo*

Oh this is the new official "Bump". Whenever you have to "Bump", punch Nemo. And then immediately afterwards break a bottle on the bar. Don't break it if your just punching him just for fun or it's not a "Bump".

 

Nemo: Purdy butterflies... *Walks around drunkenly swatting at the air*

 

That...was...the...most...incredible...whoa!
*****************
The smoking remains of the fallen Spades shuddered for a few moments before he finally faded away out of existance, into whatever realm he'd been summoned (Go to Fanfiction.net and find my author profile, Crimson Redstreak, for bg info on Spades). The shattered remnants of the gem within him levitated into the air and made and oval. Smoke floated from the crater that Spades had occupied and condensed into a familiar form.

"I don't believe he failed, MAN!!!" Ace screamed as he finally manifested back in this reality. The dark echidna took a look around the damaged remains of the street the fight had spilled into. "Seems Spades used his Hurricane Bomb."

He looked over at Frieza, who confident as ever seemed to be waning a bit. Clutching to a stone in his hands.

Knowing his own power source was gone for now, Ace resolved a new way of breaking his foe. One that didn't need his Emerald ring.

 

The blackish echidna looked up into the sky and an inky shade of night overcame the area. His gloves began to pulse with a bluish glow as he gazed upon the stars and the moon above the skyline of Metro city.

The twelve cannot see...

The soles of his boots started to glow with his thoughts focusing on the task.

The twelve cannot feel...

His body began to blur around the edges as he began to take on a new form.

But the nine shall preserve me...

The thing that Ace had become flexed his muscles and brought day back into the world once more. His echidna body stayed the same in essence, yet harbored much more unearthly strength than he'd had, even as Spades. One eye had dissapeared beneath the blackness of his new skin and the other had become an Egyptian all-seeing eye of gold.

Another specter wandered the area mumbling to itself, a strange mixture of turtle, fish, and aborigine. A tattooed blue eyed Tonberry.

"Who the hell is this," Frieza thought, eyeing his opponent up and down.

"Shardshatter," the Tonberry said from right behind Frieza, eliciting a shudder from the alien. "He doesn't talk much, so I talk for him."

 

"By the way...Everyone's Grudge..."

"What," Frieza said before he saw the strobe of energy flaring from the little creature's lantern.

EVERYONE'S GRUDGE!!!

The pain of thousands of souls who'd fought Frieza before slammed onto the alien's mind like a poodle from 200 stories up, embedding itself in his psyche. Frieza was momentarily stunned, jusdt enough for him not to notice the black life-form simply appaer in fron of him.

His emothionless mask fleed before he delivered a bone cracking punch to the alien's jaw. Though Frieza knew it was supposed to hurt, he felt the force, yet not the pain. The shadow dealt him blows more than a dozen times, before he relented and let him writhe and contort from the physical and mental anguish that he(she/it?) had caused to him.

Shardshatter as it was now called, flew up to the highest building in the city and called up into the heavens.

'Brethren of the 2nd sphere, bring him no movement!'

Golden razor wire eruptd from nowhere and incapacitated Frieza.

'Brethren of the 1st, Lend me your wind!'

A freezing blast of air came upon Frieza's body and created around him a prison of ice that encapsulated half his body.

'And now for your extinction...'

The ice seemed to open up around Frieza's mid section, still holding his limbs away as he stayed in mental shock from the Grudge. In his left hand he still clenched the gem...big mistake. Shardshatter screeched out of the sun at an unearthly speed, his fist outstretched. A plume of fire and blue aura surounded the arm as it finally connected with Frieza's splayed frame.

 

A thunderous clatter raised up for miles, deafening hundreds and hurting others with broken window shards. The shockwave, held up by Frieza's quickly shattering bones and nervous system.

SS leapt away from it's foe and landed in a crouch, eyeing him through his golden emblem.

"Comet Punch," the Tonberry said, as he strolled past with a Carona.

That's when the pain of Shard's initial strikes caught up with Frieza. The pain almost too much, threatening to push Frieza into a realm of pain and anguish that even he couldn't return from. His mind on a precipice, teetering from sane to insane every few seconds. Being nudged towards insanity by the physical strikes of Shardshatter and the mental assaults of his Tonberry.

 

...Long.

 

Heh. Thanks. Couple of things though.

1) We weren't in Metro city anymore. If you recall, I'd trapped us in a small dimension consisting of a crystaline dodecahedron, where we were cut off from all outside powers. The only way to escape was to kill the other. However, since you post stems on the change of setting in many ways, we'll say that Spades' exit fulfilled the condition, and we were returned to just outside the bar.

2) I no longer have the chaos emerald. I shattered it to dust during the attack.

I'll reply soon. Some stuff I want to tie up first.

 

...Well...can't say much...because theres not much to say...

*punches Nemo then breaks bottle on bar*

 

Sorry...my mistake. I'll rectify it later tonight.

 

k

 

'Scuse the wrong scene. I'll just do some background placement, a few dimensional rifts here and there. Aaannd...

***

Shard's skin shimmered in the dim light as the Tonberry marched randomly around the area. he looked down at Frieza and stuck out his tongue while the alien battled with the souls in his mind and the pain of his nearly broken body.

 

It was your win. Your setting.

 

(Davesoft) …

 

(Magnus X Zero) Can I have a beer again?

 

(Gives Magnus a beer)

What do you mean 'It was your win. Your setting.'?

 

You got in somethin' I couldn't counter that easily or really shirk off. You nuked me. So I consider that a win. And like anyone I've played Capcom games with would tell you," Your win, you pick the stage..."

 

You consider it a win, but he battle isn't over, yes?

 

Hey im finaly back,not sure how long.

 

What's wrong? Is it a computer thing?

 

(Magnus X Zero) Can I have another beer? I need to get drunk. And maybe spar...nah.

 

No way. The battle ain't over. Your move.

BTW I'm gonna try an' post the sprites on my page. Scroll to the bottom later.

 

BUMP

 

Ace did you not pay attention not "Bump" that's old fashioned. We now punch nemo then break a bottle.

 

Frieza: Let's see what's on the old tube.

(Turns on TV)

Nemo: WE HAVE A TV?!

Frieza: Yes...

(Flips channels)

Frieza: ......But we only get Jerry Springer...

Trunks (Lying on floor behind bar, drunk, looking under counter): Hey... where'd this gun come from?

Frieza: Hm?... Uh oh...

(Trunks picks up the gun and stands up, then begins firing it randomly. One shot hits the TV and the TV makes a "pop" noise)

Frieza: Well, that didn't last very long.

(A cop rushes into the bar.)

Cop: I HEARD SHOOTING! IS EVERYONE OKA-

(Sees TV.)

Cop: ...What happened to the television?

Sub: Jerry Springer.

Cop: Well it's about time.

(Sits down at table.)

 

(Magnus X Zero) Is Trunks on anymore? I seriously wanna spar with him. Yeah really. If any of you old-timers remember, I sparred with him what a year ago and got my ass whooped. I recall tieing wity Ace, (I think) so yeah.

And I'm not a noobie to the board. And to prove it, um... Ace has a weird special move that just kicks ass, and um Trunks cleaned the toilets. The other Trunks. You know.

 

Nemo: Cleaning toilets?

(Pokes head into bathroom, nothing is there except a shiny toilet and a skeleton. Then comes back out.)

Nemo: Pfft... he's lying.

 

Frieza: That's Goten's skeleton. We wished Trunks back, remember?

 

>.>; ...no...

 

*Slits GTrunk's throat, strips him down to the bones, and throws him in the bathroom. Then remove's Goten's skeleton.*

Hehehe...

 

(Kaiyo Sword) I'm back and ready to take this thing over again....

This time i'm way stronger.My Master Sword lv.3 is now my Kaiyo Saber.The strongest SWORD in the Universe....
See I told i'd be back....Now....where should I start.
I know i'll send 8 Robot Masters that i've created to destroy.IF you defeat all 8 then i'll battle you.

When you defeat 1 of them you get stronger AND you'll know the next Master's name.

First up you need to destroy My 1st Robot Master.

JINZO!!!!

Jinzo:I'm ready Kaiyo.
Me:Good.Now you know what to do.
Jinzo:Yes sir.
Me:Then hurry up and destroy!
Jinzo:hehehehe..........

 

Oh and that blast at Metro City....you think that hurt?
What a joke.

Jinzo:Nobody's in sight sir.
Me:When you see someone kill them.

 

Jinzo:Sir....I still don't see anyone.
Me:HmHmHmHmHmHmHm

 

...Say what now?

 

Frieza: I think he's drunk.

 

I hope so... that's one of the saddest attempts at an RPG I've ever seen.

 

OK... This has completely changed my mind. I thought Nemo was awful when he first came but man i this guy bad! Does the term Powergame mean anything to you Kaiyo? SPA is a group of the elite RPers of SASB. You ain't gonna kill us all that simply.

 

(Magnus X Zero) ...This place is weird now.

 

When Trunks returns, things usually go back to some kind of normal.

 

WE HAVE NORMALITY???

 

(Super Sayan Goku) I'M BBBBBAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

ahhhhhhhhh *punches SSG*

 

(Even if a bit belated) Merry Christmas, MAN!!!
(Swaggers around in his new black leather coat)

 

(Swaggers around wearing new ASU sweatshirt)

 

(swaggers around in pink bunny outfit)

 

Happy new years to all,and to all an alchohol filled night.Hopefully I'll be on more this year than last.

 

(Raven and Shadow) Raven:Yup*sips an Ice cold Duff Beer*

 

Trunks:Man what a boring new years.*Takes out the gun from under the counter*HAPPY NEW YEARS HAHAHAHAHA!*begins shooting randomly in the air,but hits ceiling fan and lands on nemo knocking him out*

*Vegeta walks in*

Vegeta:Boy,There better be a good explanation for this.

Trunks:There is sir.

Vegeta:Ah well then.*walks out*

 

(Magnus X Zero) Hey, it's Trunks!
*kicks him in the face*
How are ya? *drinks*

 

Trunks:Alright.

 

BIZARRO!!!!

 

(Soulist) Falls over

 

(An axe flies through the window, impailing Nemo)

Frieza: Ah, life is good.

(Drinks)

Frieza: A toast to the host with more liquor than most! To Vegeta and his shotgun-toating kid!

 

Frieza if ure on get on AIM. Just aim me(digi523)

 

(Punches himself, breaks a beer bottle)

 

::breaks nemo in half, punches a beer bottle::

Yanno... I don't see why we have a dart board when we're drunk about 99% of the tiime.... ::throws a dart at the board, it hits Frieza on the arse::

Um... oops?

 

(Shakily raises his mug of Duff)
Here, here, MAN!!!
(Swills the cup back and pours the drink over his shoulder onto the floor. Frieza runs past slipping on it, falling and impaling his butt on the dart.)

 

(Frieza stabs Solar with the dart)

 

(Stabs Sub with pool ball)

 

(Magnus X Zero) You guys are crazy. *bashes Frieza* And don't go to my website. I warn you!! *shakes broken beer bottle*

 

Bwahaha! Try reverse psicolo... stuff on us will you? I guarantee you it will work. (Goes to site)

 

(FireD) *comes in dressed as a health inspector*hmmmmmmmmmmmm I will give you an.......Z-!!!!

 

Woo hoo! A round of beers for everyone to celebrate our best inspection rating ever!

 

(FireD) *changes grade*A+*waits for a beer bottle to land in his mouth*

 

...hey...who let that guy in? Thot we killed all health inspectors... Oh well... *Tosses FireD down into the torture room*...Nemo go make friends with him...

Nemo:SQUEE!!!

*Nemo runs into torture room slamming door behind him*

 

(FireD) *runs out bloody**chops a table in half*help!!!!*demons chase him*

 

Nemo: (Half way down staircase, realizes what he's doing) Wait.................. (Starts running back up)

(Sub locks door)

Nemo: (Banging on door) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! LET ME OUTA HERE!!

Sub: Um... NO!

 

Ka-Dack!!
Nemo: AHHH!!
Ace:Zombie axe maniac?
Sub: Yeah
BZZZZZZ!!!
Nemo: Oh dear Lord!! Open the door!
Ace: Mutated wasp?
Sub: Uh-huh...
(Slithering sound and then a loud hiss)
Nemo: For the love of God, help me!!!
Ace: -_-' A giant snake?
Sub: Giant acid spitting snake.
Fwa-vooom!!!
Ace: What was that, MAN???
Sub: ...? Oh, Lava beast. Get your hand off the door.
(The steel door melts away and Nemo falls out onto his face, beaten and bloody)
Nemo: Ow.

 

(Raven and Shadow) Vegeta:It's time once again,for our yearly kakarot chilli cook off!

Trunks:It's that time already?

Vegeta:Yup.

Raven:Whats a kakarot?

Vegeta:A kakarot is a creature of incredibly low intelligence,but a worthy foe in combat.

Frieza:And tastes good with 7 erbs and spices.

Raven:I see.

Shadow:*growls and puts on a bib*

Vegeta:Now let's get this started*lights grill*Hmmm,thats good burning.

Ace:That reminds me,it's also time for our yearly evidence burning as well.

Frieza:So it is.

Raven:Can I burn evidence in it too?

Vegeta:Of course you can,thats what it's here for.

Raven:Excellent

Vegeta:After chilli.

Raven:DO-OH

Vegeta:Now who wants to perform the yearly task of hunting kakarot?The one who can out smart kakarot,not that its very difficult,will get an all expense paid trip to a place in the other world which I call,Thugz Mansion.

Sub:Doesn't that mean we die?

Vegeta:Hmmm....?

 

(Walks up to Nemo's body and tastes some of his blood)

Frieza: Hm...I thought porquipine would taste a bit more like hedgehog, but I guess I was wrong. We'll just have to settle for some more Goku.

Trunks: This time we've added his kids for that extra meaty flavor!

Frieza: Excellent...

 

Finaly!Iv been waiting for 8 hours for someone to show up!

 

Nemo: (Body twitches)

Raven: Uh.. is he okay?

Frieza: Did his body twitch?

Raven: ...yeah...

Frieza: He's fine. (Turns to other things)

(A moment passes, nothing happens)

Rave: Are you sure...?

Ace: Sure what?

Raven: That this Nemo character is okay.

Ace: Did his body twitch?

Raven: Uh.. yeah, a few minutes ago.

Ace: He's fine. (Walks off)

(Raven checks for a pulse)

Raven: Uhm... you guys? He's not breathing and he doesn't have a pulse.

Trunks: Did his body twitch?

Raven: YES YOU DRUNKEN FOOL!

Trunks: He's fine. (Goes off to other stuff)

(Sub walks over to Raven and looks down at Nemo for a moment)

Sub: Um.................... did his body twitch?

Raven: ...

(Nemo's head shakes, and he slowly gets up)

Nemo: I'm okay everybody!

(Sub punches Nemo)

Frieza, Trunks, & Ace: Told ya.

 

Ace: Now, we stoke the fire with chunks of flesh from various victims and certain bills from utility companies.

Frieza: Why? Won't they shut off the cable if we don't pay?

Ace: No, 'cause nobody would dare turn off the gas, water, and electricity when we're the ones who'll come to the company guns blazing. That and the fruit basket with the 'Special' drinks I sent 'em. They all must be drooling nutjobs and chasing pink floating elephants. Way too busy to worry about a few non paying customers.

Trunks: What about all those tax guys you threw in the freezer?

Ace: We keep them on hand for fresh human blood drops for the Ace Drinks. It's cheaper than goin' to a blood bank.

 

I got somethin' for you hang on...

 

Nemo...it's perfect, man.

Nevermind then...

 

Aw man...I missed Trunks...sorry, I was looking for some background music for my game, and I only stopped in for a moment. I hope you'll be on more often, though.

Frieza: Hey, I don't remember human blood in the Ace drink formula.

Ace: Do you know how much shark's blood costs?! This is a cheap sub, MAN.

Sub: Did you just call me cheap?!

Ace: ...

(Frieza walks away to allow the carnage to ensue. He finds Nemo contemplating the mysteries of the tap)

Nemo: Handle goes forward...beer comes out...handle goes forward...beer comes out...

Frieza: Who let you behind the counter!?

Nemo: He did.

(Points to Goku, who escaped from the grill while Ace and Sub went at it)

Frieza: ...so many things to kill, so little time.

(Frieza grabs Nemo and stuffs him down Goku's throat, then throws the mangled bodies into the a pit of the torture room)

Frieza: Ah, that felt good. So, how's the food coming along boys?

Ace: (bloody and bruised, as is Sub) Well, Goku got away, but we did manage to get Goten.

Frieza: Hm. Not much meat on that one. Let's wait for Goku to come back. He should be nice and crispy by then. In the meantime, I think a round of 'Goten's liver' smoothies would be quite nice.

Sub: I'll get the ice picks.

Goten: Please don't hurt me. I've been wished back 4 times already! I don't think we can cheat the dragon anymore.

Frieza: Quiet you.

 

(Tries to stab Sub with a pool ball)

Sub: ...what are you doing?

Nemo: Huh? Oh, um... (Hides ball behind back) Nothing...

Sub: ...

 

::stabs nemo with a plastic bottle::
DROP THE CUE BALL

Nemo: GAH!! ::drops it::

Thought so... ::chucks the cue ball at Frieza::

 

(Crumples up piece of paper and throws it in Solar's general direction.)

 

::paper burns in midflight, and is already in ashes before it comes near him::
Poor, poor Nemo....

 

Goes around with can) Money for the poor?

 

(Pulls out lighter)

Frieza: Don't make me start using this again.

 

Nemo: (Grabs lighter and puts in can) Thank you for your donation kind sir!

(Goes around clanking lighter in can)

Frieza: Oh........... this means war.

 

....::chugs his beer:: C'mon! Fight! I want some bloodshed! mangled Bodies! and a little foreplay >_>

 

(Looks at Solar)

>_>

(Looks at Nemo)

<_<

(Looks at Solar)

>_>

(Looks at Nemo)

<_<

Frieza: ...

(Frieza grabs Nemo, swings him around like a bat, and slams him into Solar. Nemo bursts into flames, and flies face first into the shot up T.V. Solar flies through the bar wall, setting it on fire. Vegeta comes out from the back room)

Vegeta: (Notices flaming wall) WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!

Frieza: I am.

Vegeta: Oh.

(Returns to back room, where he's feverously trying to work out how much of Bulma's money he's crapped away this month, but can't seem to consentrate with all the beer around him...and inside him.)

 

Vegeta: (From back room) TO HELL WITH IT! (Storms out and sits at the bar) Gimme a beer...

(Bulma walks in)

Bulma: Hey honey?... to remeber when-

Vegeta: NO!

Bulma: Oh come on, don't you remeber-

Vegeta: NO! Men never remember anything! We invented instant replay because we couldn't remember something THAT WE JUST SAW!

(Bulma stares blankly for a moment, then storms out)

Nemo: (From outside) Money... for the... (cough) poor...?

 

Break-punch Nemo.

 

Dammit Frieza!!! You forgot the foreplay >_>
::looks up, he was thrown underneath the bar tap::
....oh well ::lays under the tap, drinking until he can't hold the lever down anymore::

 

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It is a drawing by me. It's just entry level stuff. It sucks on computer, but it might look better printed. You tell me...MAN!!!

 

(XRAMMSTIENX) Hey mannn, did you bring the dough?
I brought it *looks at shady magazines under counter*
i see you've gotten your stock of ladeedabooksfilledwithguns magazine

 

(Galactic Magi) *sleeps on grill* Fire warm........

 

(Magnus X Zero) *stabs self*

 

(Galactic Magi) *sees magnus stabbing himself* Here let me help you out with that. *lodges sharp object into his arteries*

 

*sits drinking Duff* Now this is how the bar was meant to be. Nemo outside in the cold and everyone stabbing themselves or getting knocked out.

 

::sits up, across the bar from Sub::
Yup... nothing like it...
::drunkenly punches sub, leaving a fist-shaped section of burned skin on his face::

 

Frieza: You're all mad.

(Smashes Sub with sledgehammer)

 

I'm giving you 3 seconds to get those imprints off my face or your both getting a new drink.

 

(Tied to the road, sizzling from the hot asphalt)

Nemo: HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO SAY IT??? MY !@#$ING FLESH IS BURNING IT'S SO !@#$ING HOT OUT HERE YOU STUPID DRUNKS!!!!

Frieza: Thank you.

Sub: So... we should turn up the space heaters around you?

Nemo: Sub... I am so not in the mood right now.

Sub: Great! I'll be out to turn up the heaters in a minute.

 

No, sub, Allow me! ::turns up the heaters to the max, and the knob breaks off::

...That isn't good, is it? Oh well ::walks back into the bar to have another drink::

 

(Espio 2012) I see this place is as crappy as ever......partly thanks to me! hehehehehehehehehehe! Now, gimme a beer......nah.....just give me some cherry magic Kool aide.

 

uhhhmmm no this place ain't crappy several advancements have been made. We have, a laboratory(mine!), a torture room(MINE ALSO!), A punching bag(Nemo: It's true!).

 

Frieza: We haven't had any requests for MKA in a while. Here you go.

(Hands his his drink)

 

(Galactic Magi) Hmm.......refresh my memory. Aside from the extreme dellusions, and the appearance of the purple monkey, whats so magic about the koolaid anyway?

 

(Magnus X Zero) *drinks MKA mixed with Solar's stuff* SUPA BOWL MADNESS!!! *starts bashing people*

 

(Aristobulus) I haven't been in here in...
...
.....
Damnit just give me a cup of Sonics blood.

 

(XRAMMSTIENX) O O O Dont forget Pinky the Elephant. YOU BETTER HAVE NOT FORGOT HIM. HE'LL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU WITH COW LAXITIVES!

 

Frieza: Would you like that Sonic killed here, or from the bottle?

Aristobulus: Fresh please.

Frieza: Very well.

(Goes into back room and comes back with a struggling Sonic)

Sonic: NO! PLEASE! SOMEONE HELP!!!

Frieza: Would you like some organ tissue or flesh mixed in with that?

 

(Aristobulus) A little of both.

 

Mic interference cuts out most of the movements, yelling and fighting going down in the bar. Ace stands on the top of the karaoke machine in the corner.

"'tap, tap' Is this thing on?" Ace says. "Ahem. I told you around christmas time that something was gonna happen around valentines day. And I was right. Trunks, the papers please..."

The Saiyan hands him the documents

"According to the books, I see that a whole lot of you have yet to pay your tabs. The bar is starting to crumble and we need the money."

Ka chuck!!!

A whole lotta heads turn toward the sealed windows and exits as various members of the SPA lock them.

"Don't worry. We aren't gonna hurt you, we're not the mafia. All we want is every speck of cash you've got in your pockets. If you don't have any money, we can always accept first born children and stuff like that."

 

(Starts glancing around panic-stricken, breathing hard)

Nemo: No... no! I don't have any money! NO!

(Runs in circles)

Frieza: Nemo... you're a member now...

Sub: Shut up Frieza! He probably forgot and we can probably have some fun with this!

Frieza: Alright fine...

~~~~
Oh, and, uh, Ace.. whatcha think of these?

http://www.geekshelf.com/gallery/Nemo/sprites/sprites_ace.gif

 

Nemo...that is beyond the way I wanted my sprite set to look like. You've got a gift, MAN!!! Much Coolies!!!

All members tabs are hereby gone. But the rest of ya gotta pay up!

 

(Big the Cat500) *sees l33t sprites*
*looks at own sucky sprites*
*is jealous*
So uh...why do I suddenly owe this bar alot of money?
I've always paid for my drinks!

 

^_^ Thanks yo!
~~~~
(Continues running in circles)

Ace: Ahem... I SAID... all members don't have to pay!

Nemo: (Stops running and looks around confused) Well... FINE! (Storms out)

Ace: ...

 

(Dingo Egret) Hey frieza,i just read your new comics and they are the funniest things I've read since your last series....by the way it's me trunks,I've just useing my Z.O.E. 2 name.

 

Thanks! The next episode is even better. I'm really glad to see you back, but why the new name?

 

Because I downloaded the trailer for Zone of the enders:the 2nd runner(same people who made metal gear solid)and it totally rocks.so in honor I made this name.It's the name of the main character.for the last week iv been watching it over and over again for more like 5 hours a day,I can't wait for the game to come out.

 

I can't wait for your new comics.I bet there gonna rule.and I'm still me.

 

man it's been a while.I gotta quit being lazy.

 

I'm working on the last comic of this episode now. I'm about halfway done. But I have to go watch farscape in...zero minutes. Gotta go! Be back in an hour!

 

Well... shoot. I missed ya.

 

See ya.

 

im still here,or was it frieza you missed?

 

Anyone still there?

 

Iv been waiting

 

Up to panel 6 now. So where have you been?

 

Iv been doing alot of gaming
Budokai
Halo
JSRF
MGS2:Substance
and ZOE 1 for old times sake.

 

Heh. I've been busy too. I spent the whole summer and into december working on a game. It's all I did. I'm only now just getting back to the games I've wanted to play.

So anything goin' on over there?

 

not much.extremely boring though so tommorow im gonna go to my mothers sisters childrens house and spend the whole time playing games.Im thining of renting budokai to take.

 

I've heard that game's good. I don't have a PS2 though, so I can only dream. Right now I'm on Metroid Prime. I'm almost done, and then it's on to Time Splitters 2.

 

Budokai is great but some of the moves often repeat even with different fighters

 

I gotta go,my mom wants to use the phone,See ya.

 

I've also been on a little mission to play every Sonic game ever. I've gotten the list down to 4:

Sonic Championship
Sonic R
Sonic CD
Sonic Arcade(SegaSonic) - I've played the first 5 levels of this, but the rom wasn't completed.

So how's school? Did you ever straighten out that thing where they don't know how many more years you're supposed to be there for?

 

It's been so long since any of us have talked...we need you back here, man.

 

Im gonna try to be here alot more often than befor.Iv got nothing to do but wait till Z.O.E.2 comes out.

 

Just finished the last comic of episode 2. I'll put it up in a few minutes.

 

There it is. Enjoy, and goodnight my friend!

 

I swear Goku is picking his nose during instant teleportation...

 

Doh! I left right after you guys said good bye.

And, Sub, you said that in the other topic.

 

i know...

*kicks nemo*

that's what you get for try to tell me stuff I know!

 

Well, Friez, I've got news for ya. Finding Sonic Championchip and Arcade is close to impossible here in the states. Sonic R can be found if you scour the bargain bin in a few game stores. I've come across a couple of copies in my time. Sonic Cd...that's beyond easy to find for PC.

 

I'm talkin' ROMs my friend. Normally I'm against cheating the gaming industry, but when it comes to really old games that aren't around anymore that I simply must play, I'll make the exception.

I have the Sonic Championship rom and EMU, but I can't make them recognize each other.

I have the full version of Sonic Arcade, and someone told me MAME supports it, but I haven't gotten anything from it yet. I'll play with it some more.

I've not seen hide nore hair(or is it hare?) of Sonic R.

I just got Sonic CD to work this morning.

If any of you want ANY sonic game (excluding betas), mail me or aim me at 'Flionk', since we can't ask on these boards.

 

Nemo: (Looking out window across the street) Hey Frieza... You see that van parked over there?

Frieza: (Walks over with a beer) Yeah.

Nemo: I think they're spying on us.

Frieza: Oh, that must be why it says Cable Internet America on the side.

Nemo: Yeah! C! I! A! Cable Internet America, CIA!

(Akward silence)

Frieza: You didn't by any chance send the president another threatening email did you?

Nemo: No!... what's your definition of threatening?

Frieza: (Smacks forehead) Oh god, not again... Trunks!! (Walks off)

 

By the way... what's everyone's AIM?

Me is am being cooldudeAM13

 

aye me am Digi523

 

zeirox2

 

Trunks:*walks out to the Cable...what ever truck and blows it up*

Vegeta:This is private property...I think.*Both walked inside*

 

I'm also 'Frieza2000-XTC', but that name usually isn't on.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Frieza: Why do those truck keep showing up? What have we done?

Ace: You mean other than the illegal substance abuse?

Vegeta: Or the insurance fraud?

Sub: Or the mass-murder?

Trunks: Or the cannibalistic rituals?

Ace: Or the arms dealing ring in the game room?

Vegeta: Or the illegal gambling?

Trunks: Or the unauthorized fighting matches?

Sub: Or the white slavery?

Vegeta: And the child abuse?

Nemo: And the Alien autopsies?

(Everyone stares at Nemo)

Nemo: ...what? Frieza's been cut open a few times...

Frieza: Oh yes. I forgot about all that.

(Frieza pours some Ace drink into a bottle, puts a wick in it, lights it, and throws it at the truck. The street in consumed in flame)

Frieza: That should keep them away for a while. BOY!

(GT-Trunks comes out of the bathroom)

GT-Trunks: Yes sir?

Frieza: Go put the front wall out.

(Tosses him a bar rag)

Vegeta: Hey! That rag is more important than you! You use your shirt!

GT-Trunks: Aw...

 

How I miss torturing GT-trunks.

 

(Van pulls out front with Ira's Repair Service written on the side )

Ace: Ok.. this is starting to get weird now.. Why in the world would the IRS be here?! What're they gonna do to us, MAN!!! Write bad checks and paper cut us with them?

Frieza: Bank fraud. Duh... I really don't think it's all that weird.

(Truck pulls up with Ned's Accounting and Sueing Association on the side)

(Ace looks at Frieza)

Frieza: Ok... NOW we can say it's starting to get weird.

 

not yet.....

*picks up phone. minutes later Papa Johns pizza guy pulls up*

I have connections...

Nemo:seems like something I would do I mean what's he gonna do deliver a pizza?

Sub:yah and...

*several loud explosions are heard from outside and Gt-Trunks flies through the bar wall in a flaming heap. A tall muscular guy steps in through the rubble and throws 3 pizza boxes onto the bar then walks out kicking Gt-Trunks.*

Sub:Thanks Francis!!!!

*tires squeal and car zooms away*

Sub:told you I had connections...

 

*soon after a truck from "Al's Tomatoe Farmers"shows up*

Vegeta:...This is getting annoying.what have we ever done to deserve this.

Frieza:page 25,post 10.

 

(Magnus X Zero) *sigh* I wish I could spar...

 

ATF? Huh?

 

ATF stands for Alchohol,Tabacco and Firearms.
They try to controll these things.

 

Man,No one showed up today.

Trunks:It's cold and there are wolves after me

*wolves heard howling in the distance*

 

::walks in carrying a dead wolf:: Mmmm... fresh blood... ::throws the wolf on the table::

::looks at the pertified Trunks::

....what?

 

Trunks: O_O

Solar: O.o

Trunks: \_/

Solar: O.O!

(Chasing ensues)

Solar: @_@

Trunks: ^_^

 

(Looks at the strange random insanity in a vain effort to relive his glory days(2 years ago). Now being to alert to post nonsense most of the time)

Ace: Okkaaayyy...

 

Frieza: Amen.

 

Nemo: (Runs around swinging a shirt in the air) GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Sub: Shut up! (Punches Nemo)

 

(Magnus X Zero) I remember the old days... *sigh*

 

Bump.

 

*sub just sit on a stool silently thinking(Nemo is busy chasing the invisible butterflie we told him would grant him 4 1/2 wishes)*

Hey guys....Can men get breast cancer? And another thing why is bras singular and panties plural?

 

Nemo: (Puts on glasses and actually looks SMART) Actually, me lad, men can get breast cancer. And it is that way witht he pluralness and so forth because of English grammer.

(Awkward silence)

(Everyone starts brutally beating Nemo)

 

(Espio 2012) I will help!
*draws sword*
*stabs nemo in the panties area*
*laphs*
*gets brutally slaughtered for not being able to spell laphs*
*gets brutally beaten again*
and for the same error too!

 

panties being plural? It's like Pants, Jeans, and pretty much any article of clothing for the lower part of your body

It's because you have 2 legs @_@

 

*Walks in and goes to sleep on the pool table*

 

(Begins a game of pool with Ace)

Ace: And no telekenesis this time.

Frieza: Well I have to use SOME to get it over Trunks, don't I?

Ace: Oh no ya don't. Not after LAST time. You just shoot around him like the rest of us.

Frieza: Bah! Very well then...

(Frieza shoots)

(Frieza scratches)

(Frieza pours some beer by Trunks's mouth)

(Trunks twitches and knocks all of the balls into a hole)

Ace: That's great. But we were playing 8 ball.

Frieza: ...d'oh!

 

hey cool we got a bloody Dingo....let's kill it and cook it on the barbie...

*Nemo leaps out of a room with a blond ig and wearing a dress* You called?

*Sub takes elephant gun and shoots Nemo*

Now for the Dingo...

*loads elephant gun*

(Mysteruious highpitched evil voices):DIIIIIEEEEEEE

*3 small yellow toothfilled grinning pig like demonic creatures drop from cieling and start stabbing the Dingo.*

Where the heck were you guys?

See:Killing a cat...

Speak:terrorizing innocent people

Hear:strip club

See:You idiot you wern't at a strip club you were just taking the clothes off that doll you call your ***** of a girlfriend.

Hear:Leave her out of this!

Speak: What? I thought you were going to a real strip club! Gimme back my dollar!

Hear:Skrew you!

all 3:DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

Hey frieza,I just saw your newest comic and I couldn't stop laughing.Man that one ruled.I can't wait to see whats next!BTW,Where did you get that mans best friend billboard at?

 

I was wonderin' the same thing. Probably made it from scratch, or edited it from something else.

 

I knew you'd love that one.

I saw the billboard in the 'Heathcliff' comic one day, and of course I thought of you guys, so I scanned it. I was going to put it on top of the bar in an overview panel or something, but it was too big to fit, so I made a group pic for it instead. I'll put it in the 'backgrounds' section of the site if you want it...as soon as there is a backgrounds section anyway.

 

Vegeta:*walks in with 20 cases of beer*It's time for a celebration.

Trunks:Why?

Vegeta:It's frieza's birthday.

Trunks:It is?*is elbowed by vegeta*I'm mean of course it is,how could I forget...not that I ever knew.

Vegeta:Thats no Excuse.

Trunks:Looks who's talking! You can't even remember mine!

GT-Trunks:Or Mine!

Vegeta & Trunks:No one cares about you!

GT-Trunks:But my mom cares about me.

Vegeta:Suuuure she does.

*Nelson Muntz(simpsons)walks past the bar and points at GT-trunks*

Nelson:HA HA!

 

(Amy Rose) Yar.

 

Thank you. It's been over a year since you (or any of the old SASBers) have been in here.

 

(Amy Rose) Nuh-uh. I posted on like.... page 3 to beat Kaiyo Sword with a stick <.<; And that wasn't a year ago.

 

Oh yeah. I forgot about that...well, glad you're here anyway. Here, have a cookie.

(Gives Amy cookie)

 

(Amy Rose) Yay! ::eats the cookie:: ^^ ::hugs Frieza::

 

^.^

 

(Trinity14) ;_; I wanna cookie...

 

(Amy Rose) ::gives Trin a cookie::

 

(Trinity14) Cookie! *eats cookie* wheeeeeeeeeeee, what fun!

 

(Amy Rose) Yay.

 

(XRAMMSTIENX) i wanna damn : ) juice. I ASKED FOR IT 3 TIMES.
*tastes some of sonics blood*
nevermind, ill take some of this instead.

 

(Pours a Sonic blood with plenty of organ and muscle bits floating in it)

Frieza: Enjoy. Can I interest you ladies in anything? It's on the house.

 

(Amy Rose) Got any candy? <.<

 

(XRAMMSTIENX) Hey Frieza, you like money?

 

Yes, and yes.

 

(XRAMMSTIENX) then I have an offer for you, check out da bistro

 

This bar is run by a group of mercinaries, you know. We're called the S.P.A., and we are for hire.

 

(XRAMMSTIENX) Okay, then I think I could use some badasses to run my new restaurant.
The food and beer's free and you get whatever amount of money you want. I'll also bring the ocational punching bag in (if you dont have one already)

 

Thanks, but we already have a place for free food and booze. You're standing it in.

 

(XRAMMSTIENX) ......damn, you're right.....can I have some more of sonics blood

 

Vegeta:Yes.here we are Kings...Outside were wanted felons.

Trunks:I don't know why I'm saying this now but...Cause we need beer money!

 

(Amy Rose) I wants candy :O

 

*gives Amy some candy*

 

(Amy Rose) Hu-rah! ::munches on the candy::

 

here,more candy*gives Amy a bag of candy*

 

(Amy Rose) Whee! ::hugs:: Thanks for the candy.

 

your welcome.

 

SeeLHey look the Dingo's alive...

all 3: DIEEEEEEEE!!!!

*pigs tackle Dingo and fight*

Amy old chap good to see you again...chap...

 

(Amy Rose) I love you too Subby.

 

(XRAMMSTIENX) Hubbo...can I have s'more sonic's blooooooodah

 

I'm not a real dingo!.The name is from Z.O.E.2,Dingo egret is a persons name.

 

See:here that he's not a real Dingo...

Hear:...well...

Speak:hmmmmm....

*Speak throws 50 cents at Dingo*

Speak:He stole my money!

all 3:DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

*attacks dingo*

 

Trunks: (Walks over to Ace) So, uh... where is all that candy coming from?

Ace: *Whispering* Oh, don't tell them, but it's actually just frozen vodka with a little sugar.

Trunks: Ah... I see.

Nemo: (Eats a ton of "candy") HALF-SISTER! (Makes a futile attempt to hug Amy but falls over unconcsious)

 

(Amy Rose) ::pokes nemo with a stick::

 

(GT-Trunks wanders in from bathroom)

GT-Trunks: Can I have some candy too?

Vegeta: No.

GT-Trunks: Please? All I've eaten for the last year is dead rats!

Vegeta: I said no damnit!

GT-Trunks: I'll tell Mom!

Trunks: Oh no you won't!

(Trunks drags GT-Trunks back to the bathroom, and beats him until he can't remember anything)

 

*Twitches*

 

*stabs Nemo with syringe*

That should take care of your twitching problem, either that or make you explode in a fiery mess that will infect people with late tab fees and feed off them untill they are left but mere bones. Either way you won't twitch any longer.

 

(Amy Rose) ::continues poking nemo with the stick:: Whee.

 

Nemo: *Twitches*

Sub: WHAT?! That should've put him in a freaking coma! *Looks at syringe. It says "Ace Drink special ingredient"* Well... then where'd my syringe go?.... uh oh...

 

(Magnus X Zero) *kick kick* I'm like a friggin ghost... always fading and then coming back again... heh heh. Need a MKA, cherry, on the go!

 

Trunks:Do we even got MKA here.

Frieza:We have AK's,but not MKA.*pulls out AK-47*

Vegeta:Thats right.the MKA thing becam overated.So we began to sell the real stuff at this here establishment!

Frieza:That right*snaps fingers*

Trunks:Cause we need beer money.

 

Actually, I believe we do have MKA =P

 

(Magnus X Zero) MKA! NOW! I THOUGH THIS WAS THE ONLY PLACE THAT STILL HAD SOME RESEMBLANCE OF THE OLD DAYS!! But I guess I was wrong... (walks away dejectedly)

 

Frieza: Oh don't get so down, Magnus, of course we'll make you some. I'll even throw in some of Ace's old MKA formula (the stuff that makes it taste better and more intoxicationg).

(Gives Magnus Cherry MKA)

 

(Magnus X Zero) Yes! Mwahaha!! Have some my little familiar!! *chug chug*

 

Ace: (Walks by and sees Mangus with his drink) That got my stuff in it?

Mangus: (Nods)

Ace: Haha... sucker.

Mangus: (Stops mid-gulp gives Ace a look)

Ace: I mean... uh... (Looks around desperately) Um... Look! A distraction! (Points and runs)

 

Trunks:Well it's time to reopen for business*takes out shot gun from under counter and walks outisde*

Trunks:BEER HERE!Get your Beer!*Begins shooting at the sky*That out to draw some attention.

Zechs:Yeah the Cops.

Trunks:Quiet you!*Shoots Zechs*

Zechs:Ha you missed!

Trunks:Did I now.

Zechs:*Looks at his bleeding and bullet filled chest*My mistake*passes out*

 

Frieza: You really should get that boy some help, Vegeta.

Vegeta: He's got all the help he needs right here (points to liquor case).

Frieza: Hm (Takes wine from said liquor case).

 

Trunks:I guess no one has shown up yet,I'm going to sleep on the poll table again

Vegeta:Shouldn't you be in school?

Trunks:I'm sick.

Vegeta:I don't care

Trunks:You never care about anything.

Vegeta:Exactly*walks away*

 

anyone else think we should continue with the bar here after were done with this one?

 

I was thinking the same thing. The reason we were going to make the SGSB bar our home was because we were expecting more customers there. But it turns out we get even LESS there, and all of our old vets are here anyway, so yes, I think we'll stay here instead.

The S.P.A. rides with the SASB for life!
...Unless SA3 has a seperate social board. Then we'll see.

 

NO!!!! SASB for life! Or else you get the Byrus! and all of those who have read Dreamcatcher no Byrus leads to a certain type of weasels.

 

The S.P.A. rides with the SASB for life!

Vegeta:Truer words have never been spoken

Trunks:Cause we need beer money...WESTSIIIIIDE!

 

I'd say something funny... but I'm not in the mood. (snubs nose like snooty British person)

 

(Magnus X Zero) *chug chug* This topic needs to be more active.

 

LIAR!!!! WE are active *dances*

 

(Dark Ryuza) 333th post, double it! DO EET!

 

Nemo: Active? I'm active. (Runs in circles)

 

*swings out slugthrower. Pops 2 rounds into Nemo* Ain't any more.

 

*twitches*

 

(Magnus X Zero) *kick kick* Oh well. *chug chug*

 

Frieza: We'll let the bar on the SGSB reach 500, then we'll come back here. Our focus is diluded enough as it is.

(Nemo walks into wall repeatedly, then is attacked by escaped lion)

Frieza: See?

 

...

 

Nemo: Damn door... (Continues walking into wall)

 

(Preview for the next Metro attack)

The door leading down to the torture room busts open and a short man is standing there. He looks around slowly. His eyes begin to adjust to the light and he reaches back behind his tall black and white hair. He brings his arm back up in front of him holding a sword. He spins it around twice and leaps in the air. He comes down hard and fast and slams a hard right foot against Nemo's face.

"Fight"

 

(Magnus X Zero) *roundhouses sub* Mwahaha! *chug chug*

 

*punch, punch, kick, kick, roundhouse, uppercut, FINISH*
That was fun. *steals more beer*

 

(if you wanna know what this new form looks like its basicly Hiei from Yu-Yu-Hakushu)

Sub kips up back to his feet. He leaps forward and plants his foot on Mag's head. He twists hard and kicks off towards the cieling. He busts right through the roof and into the sky. He stays in the air as long as gravity allows him we dive bombs through the roof and kicks off a wall. He flies as fast as a bullet towards Magnus and pulls back his fist. His fist begins to have black lightning encircling it. It spins rapdily so it take the shape of a dragon's head. Sub lands the punch right into Mag's head, using not only the force of his fist but the black electric dragon. Mag flies back and slams into and through a wall.

"I'm not gonna hold back on that next time..."

 

man I'm finally back.I've been playing zone of the enders:the 2nd runner for the last to weeks.BTW,do we still have a bar at the SGSB?

 

Yeah. It's usually on page 3 or 4. I keep watch on it.

(Hands Vegeta an Ultra-King-sized Duff)

Frieza: While you were gone, Duff came out with a new flavor. It's called 'Duff extra heavy'. I think it's just regular Duff with some anti-freeze and diluded rat poison, but it's not bad.

 

(Magnus X Zero) *lies dazed* Normally, I would RP some more, but I'm too busy chugging... *chug chug* Maybe we could have a tournament, like from yesteryear, eh Trunks?

 

Is that, like, a challenge? 'Cause, surprisingly, I'm actually in the mood for a little one on one.

 

(Magnus X Zero) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... *chug chug*

 

(SandrA9810) Damn, you still got this topic going... I remember when you started it back when I first came here. How many topics have you gone through??

 

Dunno... it was already here when I first came here. Know we've been through about, oh, five since then.

 

Nah, this is only your third bar generation, Nemo. I have the first one with you.

I think we've been through 7 or 8 (not counting the one on SGSB). The first bunch went in a matter of hours (not sure how many that was), but after that, they lasted for months each.

 

Meh...

 

Could you send me the bar background again?

 

Sub throws th sword out barely and slits Nemo's throat

"No bar background for you!"

I forget which bar did I joinin at? IT wasn't long after the failure of my SAH.

 

(SandrA9810) I believe the first started back when I first started coming here. August of 2001. Back then, it only took matter of days for it to reach 500. Usually with in 3 or 4 days. Back then there were so many more people here, who now have gone thier seperate ways... like I did. Although I spent most my time here for about the first four to five months when I first joined gamefaqs. Then ended up going to LUE (which wasn't so horrid back then) and haven't left since. Although I do a lot more lurking than posting. Mainly go there for the QAL topics, which is now on the 16th round.

The memories of the Old Gamefaqs... way before it became so popular with too many damn users. I still don't consider myself to be an oldy here, not like Jeff who's been here since 2000. But to a lot of users now, I am old around here with 500 karma (over 600 if I didn't screw up so much in the beginning of my time here).

 

I remember the VERY first Saiya-jin's club. I think it started at about 8PM. I stayed there until 1:30AM (I left after everyone in the place ganged up on me and killed me with a Genke Dama...not because I wanted to, but because it was ridiculously late). When I came back the next morning, it had reached 500, and there was already a new one somewhere in the hundereds...that's how fast they moved.

But I'd say they've become better since then. There's less traffic, but we've had a change to develop our humor and come up with some great running gags. I suppose ONE more bar with that much action would be nice, just to see again, but I like this. I just wish Ace and Trunks could be here more often. Then we'd have something going on.

 

Meh... Subby never answerd my question.

 

Cat fish.

 

(Magnus X Zero) I remember coming here. I saw this topic and I was like, "What the hell, I'll just go in." I remember ordering drinks, and pizzas, and sparring, and Trunks cleaning toilets... lol.

 

Nemo! Your sig! Kevin James is like the best comedian ever! I never stop laughing when watching him. I especially think it's funny when he's talking about his girlfriend's antics.

*Sitting in movie theatre*
Girlfriend:Oh watch this!
K:"Oh ok" *leans forward* Honestly what did she think I was gonna do? I'm sittin in a chair staring at a humongously large screen.

 

Yeah... changed it again though...

 

(Magnus X Zero) Cold... so cold...

 

Urgh, I got the flu... this sux.

 

Damn, I'm talking to myself again.

 

Yeah. I did that for almost a page once. It got better though. We need Trunks to get off that game and Ace to buy a new PC. It's very rare that we have the two of them here at the same time.

 

(Magnus X Zero) Heh the old days.

 

(Espio 2012) gimme some chocolate milk
and some gunpowder

 

(Magnus X Zero) La da da

 

Grilled cheese.

 

well I would say something funny but...I got nuthing.

 

(Magnus X Zero) I hate myself.

 

(Gets Espio's order)

 

*walks in*
Trunks:Don't worry I'm off the game...or am I?

Vegeta:DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN

Trunks:well anyways time to get beck to business*picks up shot gun and walks out side*

Frieza:Is he still doing this?

Vegeta:Sadly yes.But you gotta admit mindless violence is entertaining.

Frieza:So it is*punches Goku*

Vegeta:hehe,who wouldn't be amused by that.*also punches Goku*

Trunks:Hey I'm trying to shoot stuff here

Vegeta:Then shoot this*points to goku*

Trunks:Hmmm,What would mom say?

Vegeta:She would say listen to your father

Trunks:Hmmm*takes out card that says"do opposite of what vegeta says "*Hmmm no.

Vegeta:Damn that blasted card!Boy, don't give me the card.

Trunks:Alri...NO!

 

*goku comes running in*

Goku:Hey Vegeta!

Vegeta:What is it kakarot?Im busy trying to run a susessfull Business.

Goku:*Looks around the empty bar*Yeah thats nice,Well anyways I need you to hide me

Vegeta:Hide you?

Goku:Yeah

Vegeta:From what?

Goku:From this old lady with a shotgun

*trunks walks in*

Trunks:Did someone say Shotgun?

Vegeta:Are you still carrying that?

Trunks:Ye*Goku interupts*

Goku:Forget about your shot gun carrying son for a minute listen to me!

Vegeta:You still here?

*Frieza walks in and see's Goku*

Frieza:I thought we put up that sign that says no Charity Cases

Vegeta:We did,but kakarot can't read.

*Gohan and Goten walk in*

Vegeta:*sighs*What is this a reunion special?

Goku:Why is it whenever I try to talk I never get the chance!And what are you 2 doing here?

Gohan:Well we saw you being chased by mom.

Goten:and she was carrying a shotgun

Vegeta:so thats the old lady.

Goten:Hey wheres Trunks?

Trunks:Right here

Goten:No you,the one no one likes?

Vegeta:He's over there*points to bath room*Now go and play with him*gives goten a toilet brush and gloves*

(To Be Continued
Vegeta:If I fell like it...and I probably will.)

 

(continued from last part)

Goten:Alright*goes inside the bath room*

Goku:GRRRRAAAAA*goes super saiyan and blows up a table*I said listen to me!I need a place to hide Is that so much to ask?

Vegeta:I can't believe your afraid of your wife.

Goku:Like your not afraid of yours.

Vegeta:Of course not.I am a true Saiyan.

Goku:Oh yeah*shows Vegeta a picture of Bulma*

Vegeta:...For goodness sake put it away

Goku:Will you Hide me then?

Vegeta:Yes yes,just put it away Kakarot

(I miss doing these little tales)

 

Nemo: WHEEEEEEEE!!!!! ::runs aimlessly and gets close-lined by Sub::

Vegeta: Where were we?

Goku: You were about to hide me.

Vegeta: Sorry, that trick won't work on me.

Goku: No seriously, you were about to hide.

Frieza: ::Nods to Vegeta::

Vegeta: ...Well I changed my mind.

Goku: Why? Because you don't want to feel stupid?

Vegeta: That's exactly why, and you know it!

(Chi-Chi barges in and fires with the shotgun once into the roof, then loads another round into the chamber)

Chi-Chi: Where is my husband you lousy drunks?!

Some one else pick this up... I'm outa ideas.

 

(Oh, I've missed this)

Frieza: Wimps...

Vegeta and Goku: Shut up!

Goku: Come on! She's right on my tail! And I think Bulma's with her.

Vegeta: YOU LED HER TO THE BAR?! DAMN YOU KAKAROT, NOW I HAVE TO HIDE TOO!

Goku: So where do you usually hide?

Vegeta: In there (points to hatch labeled "Sub's pit of unfathomable agony").

Goku: Alright! Let's go!

(Goku jumps in)

Frieza: He really should learn to read.

Vegeta: Well that takes care of that. Now to go to my REAL hiding spot.

(Vegeta jumps in escape hatch just as Chichi and Bulma burst in with shotguns)

Chichi: ALRIGHT! WHERE ARE THEY?!

Nemo: In there (points to blender).

Bulma: Leave it to my husband to attract the retards.

Frieza: Uh...just ignore him. He's-

Chichi(pointing shotgun at Frieza): Alright you! Start talking!

Frieza: Calm down! I believe you'll find all the ans-

Trunks: Hi mom! (points shotgun in Bulma's face)

Bulma: Hi honey! (waves shotgun)

Frieza: Uh, yes, as I was saying, I believe-

Nemo: They're over there! (Points to poorly drawn flaming cardboard cutouts of Vegeta and Goku)

Frieza: ...Nemo, go play in traffic.

Nemo: K.

(Nemo runs outside, followed by loud shouting and crashing sounds)

Chichi: (cocks shotgun impatiently)

Frieza: Um, I think they're in the bathroom.

Chichi: They'd better be!

(They enter the bathroom to find their abused children. They forget all about their husbands for the moment and take the kids home)

Vegeta(coming out of hiding): Aw man! Now just who are we supposed to get to clean the toilets?

Frieza: 18!

18(smoking cigarette): Yeah?

Frieza: Toilet duty.

18: I ain't movin' an inch until I get paid.

Frieza: We stopped paying you because you haven't served a single customer in almost a year.

18: That's because you haven't HAD a single customer in almost a year, your royal drunkness.

Frieza: Do it or I'll sick Trunks on you! (points to Trunks shooting out the windows at a McDonalds)

18: Whatever.

(18 goes into the bathroom)

Frieza: Well, that bought us some time. Perhaps we should consider changing our address again.

Vegeta: Later. (Yelling down tube) Hey Kakarot! How's it going down there?

Goku: MY...WHOLE...BODY...FEELS LIKE...IT'S GOING TO...EXPLODE!...

Vegeta: That's great! Here, have a beer.

(Tosses beer down chute)

Goku: BUT...I...DON'T...DRINK!

Vegeta: Hey, that's not MY problem.

(Vegeta and Frieza get hammered, while Trunks blasts the tires on trucks that have crashed into Nemo)

 

what a shame I missed everyhting.....ARRRRRRRR

 

You could still continue it.

 

(Magnus X Zero) Gimme brandy, or a bloody mary, or a beer... hell, give me all of them.

 

*walks off comes back and drapes a bloody half-naked stripper over Magnus' shoulder.*
Bloody Brandy...
*reaches behind counter and pulls out a Duff*
and a beer...enjoy

 

(Stares at dead stripper)

Frieza: ...I'm not even going to ask.

(Adds a few drops of stripper blood to drink)

 

(Magnus X Zero) Ah what the hell. *drinks*

 

(LOL at nemo and Frieza's posts.Those were Hilarious.I miss doing these.)

*the next day*

Vegeta:*goes to check on Goku*Kakarot,You still alive

Goku:*left eye twitching*Yessss heheheHAHAHA

Frieza:Damn

Vegeta:He's persistant I'll give him that

Goku:*in the hole*Can't sleep,clown will eat me*repeats over and over*

Frieza:well looks like all's well that ends well.

Vegeta:atleast for me anyways.

*Bulma walks in*

Bulma:Vegeta!

Vegeta:AW hell

Bulma:You are in so much trouble mister.What kind of father are you

Frieza:Not a very good one.

Vegeta:Shut...can't argue there*looks at bulma*Now what happened?

Bulma:This is what happaned!*turns on T.V.*

TV:Next on America's Most Wanted,Watch how you the veiwers helped put this shotgun carrying drunk behind bars!*a picture of a drunken Trunks is shown shooting the windows of a rival bar*

Vegeta:*Spits out beer*I WANTED TO DO THAT!

Bulma:VEGETA!

Vegeta:I mean uh shame on him...*looks at screen*Hey that!

TV: And meet the brave Hero who helped police Identity the culprit and claim the 5 million dollar reward*a picture of Nemo is shown*

Nemo on TV:I had to turn in my friend because it was the right thing to do.*lifts up bag of cash*Yes it was.

Frieza:He's gonna bring that here isn't he?

 

(Espio 2012) *mugs Nemo*
*brings in bag of cash*
GIVE ME A FREAKING BEER!!!!!

 

(Thanks Trunks! I love your stuff too. It's ALWAYS great.)

(Tosses Espio into Sub's torture room)

Vegeta: Ah well. We'll just bail him out.

Bulma: We can't!

Vegeta: What do you mean we can't?

Bulma: They're committing him to a psychiatric institute! They say he's suffered 'severe psychological trauma' from neglect and abuse, and has 'violent psychotic episodes'!

Vegeta: Um...gee, I wonder where he got that?

Bulma: Grr!

Vegeta: All right! Calm down woman. We'll go break him out. Come on Frieza, grab a six pack and let's go get my son.

Frieza: Hmm...why not? I could go for some destruction about now.

Nemo: Can I come?

Frieza: What?! Weren't you just...fine. While we're there, we might as well give them another loony to replace Trunks.

 

(Espio 2012) *creates irritable noises*
LET ME OUT!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
I'M PEEING ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!
LAHHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

 

(Big the Cat500) *comes in*
*looks confused*
I don't know what the hell is going on and I'm too damn lazy to read the posts. That and I don't care.
Now give me some freaking orange juice mixed with the blood of virgins. yea. Make sure those virgins are wolves.

 

(Espio 2012) Big!!!! get me out of here!!!!
i went to this freaky bar, drank a beer, and ended up in this torture room!!!
with a very large hangover!!!!
LET ME OUT!!!!!

 

(Big the Cat500) I ain't leavin' until I gets mah orange juice with wolf virgin blood.

 

(Espio 2012) wait....i dont need big!
TIME TO CALL APON MY SIDEKICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Squall appears*
wtf? hey, what happened to Zidane?

Squall: uhhhh......he......"went or a swim" .....yeah....."went for a swim".....thats right....

Espio: well......ok...i guess.....but he gets a pay deduction! *pulls out two shotguns* *tosses one shotgun to Squall* now, when sub comes through that door, we shoot him and run.

Squall: shouldn't we just shoot down the door and run?

Espio: ......shut up

Squall: no, really, we should...

Espio: shut up or die, we do it my way

Squall: fine, fine....stupid moronic idiot...

 

Squall: he's not coming.....

Espio: are you sure?

Squall: .....yeah

Espio: hm.....time to think of a new plan!

Squall: why don't we just shoot down the...

Espio: Shut up slave!!!!!

Squall: Sidekick

Espio: same thing!!!! anyways, i've got it! we shoot down the door and run.

Squall: but that's what.....

Espio: stop argueing, it's a very good plan!

Squall: but I thought...

Espio: ne more word and you are DEAD!!!!

Squall: fine!

Espio: that's it!!! *shoots Squall* now, to get out of here....ahah! *shoots down the door* IM FREE!!!!! *runs away*

 

Frieza: Hey, you got something against wolves?!...ah what the hell.

(Kills a virgin wolf cub on the counter in front of Big and mixes the blood with orange juice)

Frieza: Feel free to pick at the body as well. We'll just put it on your tab.

 

(Big the Cat500) Alright!
*takes the drink and pours it into the wolf's mouth*
*the wolf comes back to life and grows 2x its normal size*
Alright.
*busts down the door to where Espio is*
Wolf! eat.
*Wolf jumps onto Espio and starts eating his liver*

 

(Magnus X Zero) *finds self on a table with dead bodies*

 

*outside the mental institution*

Vegeta:Is this the place?

*Bulma shows up*

Bulma:VEGETA!

Vegeta:Damn!Not you again!What are you doing here?

Bulma:Making you sure you don't screw things up!

Frieza:Glad I never got married.

Vegeta:Don't rub it in

Bulma:What was that?!

Vegeta:Uhh nothing.*To frieza*Now where do you suppose the boy is?

Frieza:I would guess inside.

Vegeta:...I knew that,I was testing you

Frieza:Testing for what?

Vegeta:...Could we just ring the bell?

Frieza:Fine by me*blows up the door*

Bulma:was that really nesscesary?

Vegeta and Frieza:YES!

Vegeta:Now wait out here*vegeta and frieza go inside*

Bulma:3...2...1...*explosions and people screaming are heard inside the building*

Vegeta:Where is he,we only brought one six pack.

Frieza:and we only have 2 more beers left.

Vegeta:Wheres Nemo,I thought he was coming with us to carry beer.

Frieza:He said he had to make a phone call.

*at the bar*
Nemo:Hello is this america's Most Wanted?
*back at the other place*

Vegeta:*breaks into the main office blasting everything*Where is my..*nurse behind desk pulls out shotgun*

Nurse:Our patients*fires*Are trying*fires*to sleep!*fires*
(I'm out of Ideas)

 

(Espio 2012) TO Big: you are too slow, im already LONG GONE!!!
*enters the bar*
*overhears Nemo*
ooh! so thats his plan eh?
*turns on the T.V.*
gather round to watch Vegita and Frieza get arrested!!!
I'd like a beer and a grenade
*to big* why do i need a grenade, you ask? you'll find out soon enough

 

(Big the Cat500) (I missed Espios post about escaping. I never did that then. The wolf did come back to life and grow though)
*looks at Espio*
Should I care?

 

(Espio 20120) *shifting eyes* of course not.....
WHER's MY BEER AND GRENADE?!?!?!?!?!?
lousy service....

 

(Big the Cat500) d00d. They're not here. Get it yourself and it's free.
*helps himself to some human flesh*

 

Beer and Grenade coming up.

*sets Duff down and takes out Grenade.*

Espio:OOo Waiter waiter, my grenade seems to have the pin missing...

point?

well its obviosu wat happens

 

(Espio 2012) cool
*picks up a grenade and a beer*
*watches the scene unfold on Americas most wanted*
.....THEY KILLED THE NURSE!!!
coolness
"Whoever captures or kills these criminals gets $400,000"
*picture of Vegita and Frieza flash on the screen*
hey Nemo....you going to...
*Nemo leaves the bar*
eh......
*tries to blow Big into billions of pieces with the grenade, but its a dud*
damn.....
*follows Nemo while chugging the beer*

 

(Big the Cat500) *turns the TV to Invader Zim*
Goodness.

 

(Magnus X Zero) Beer please. With Ace's stuff. And Solar's too. And a large pizza.

 

(Espio 2012) *on the T.V.*
We interupt this program to bring you a specil report.
It seems that the criminals "Vegita" and "Frieza" (very odd names) were captured by two men, but one of them has apperently stabbed the other one in the head.
*shows a clip of Nemo stabbing me(Espio) in the head repeatedly and yelling "I will get the $400,000, not you!!!"*

 

(Tabcef) *Goes to restroom...and sets dynamite in it*
Erm...
*Goes back to watching TV*

 

(At the Police Station)

Nemo:Money, money, money... turning in friends for money so I can gets shinies.

Frieza:You know when we get back to the bar your going strait to the pit...

Police officer:Har, you'll nevr be goin back sonny Jim...

Vegeta:are all police officers Irish?

Room of Police Officers: Aye.

Police Officer: Here you go laddy don't spend it all in one place.

*Sub had been waiting on the roof across the lane with rifle set on Nemo's head. He fires and then leaps into the building. He takes out a six shooter and kills all 14 cops in the room. Picks up bag of money and grabs Nemo by the foot. Unties Frieza and Vegeta*

Sub:Come on guys back to the bar...

 

(Espio 2012) *arrives at the police station*
what happened here?
Policeman: *barely alive* laddie.....youve got.....a dagger stickin out o'your head......*dies

Espio: really, this thing is sooo annoying! *pulls out dagger*
OWWWWWW!!!
*after Espio stops hopping around the room in pain*
Damn Nemo!!!!!
*sets off for the bar*

 

(Big the Cat500) *still at the bar*
Give me a glass of salt water.

 

(Espio 2012) (Big get on AIM)
*arrives at bar*
anyone have a first aid kit?

 

Big get on AIM
*arrives at bar*
anyone have a first aid kit?

 

(Ryoga2101) *wanders in*
Where am I?

 

(Espio2012) *hands ryoga a beer*
drink. now.

 

(Ryoga2101) Beer. I suppose.
*drinks beer*
Was rough getting here. I needed that. So, where am I?

 

M-money? Uhm..I have none. Are you sure this is a bank? It looks like a bar. (Crap. last post for a while. limit)

 

Vegeta:What the?

 

(Magnus X Zero) Teh club is alive again!! Time to party!! *starts handing out strippers and beer*

Trunks: Not in my damn place. *pulls out shotgun*

Me: Uh oh.

 

Vegeta:We never found the boy yet.

Frieza:But will be happy to fill in*takes out shotgun*

 

(Espio2012) ahhhh!!!!
how did j00 guys get out of jail?!?!?!?
it was you who killed the irish police.....
its all making sense now.....but wheres Nemo?
that head stabber!

 

(Big the Cat500) Ah. new person. Anyway, give me my damn salt water.

 

Vegeta:And as for where you are this is the Saiyans club bar and Grill.The Home of the S.P.A. aka Saiya-jin Protection agency.

Frieza:Were a group of mercenaries who work for beer,cigars or cold hard cash*turns on tape recording of Trunks*

Taped Trunks:Cause we need beer money!

Vegeta:We consist of me the Prince of all saiyans,Trunks(the future one)Frieza,Subrosian,Nemo,Zechs merquise,Dingo Egret and a few others.

 

Vegeta:*Gives him a saltwater*

 

(Magnus X Zero) I miss the sound of Trunks cleaning the toilets. Plus, now they're all dingy. *looks in* Ewww...
ON another note, you think we'll ever have another match?

 

(Big the Cat500) thank you.
*drinks salt water*

 

(Magnus X Zero) Doo doo doo

 

Vegeta:like I said we haven't gotten around to finding him...Unless your talking about the Chibi/GT-trunks(the toilet cleaning one)

 

(Magnus X Zero) Yup, chibi.

 

Well, I"m going to sleep. Cya all laters. *bows*

 

Vegeta:Hmmm,Don't know where he is either.I think His mother took him home or something.

 

(Espio 2012) how do you join the spa?
i wanna join it!

 

Vegeta:Hmmm,thats odd.

Nemo:*counting money*What is?

Vegeta:The Bar is Lively tonight.And futher more I'm actually here.

 

(Espio 2012) Nemo!!!!
how dare you assualt me from behind, stab me in the head a lot and then LEAVE ME THERE TO DIE?!?!?!?!
i will kill u!!!!
*pulls out a shotgun*
DIE!!!!
*shoots Nemo in the arm*
there, yur ded....
*passes out*

 

Nemo: so....what are we going to do bout him?

Vegeta: take his money and.....throw him out or something

Nemo: works or me! *filches Espio's money* not alot, but at leas we have some more!

Vegeta: wait....HEY, I DONT HERE CLEANING IN THERE TRUNKS.....TRUNKS!!!

Nemo: hey, didnt Bulma come and take him?

Vegeta: no, i dont think so......

Nemo: she did

Vegeta: let me check *walks into bathroom* ahah!there you are! *punching noises* now get back to work, trunks! *leaves the bathroom*

Nemo: Think we'll have any more customers tonight

Vegeta: doubt it *turns on T.V.*

TV reporter: we are right outside the felons' hideout and very soon they will be in police custody.

Vegeta: Hey, Nemo, isnt that our bar on TV?

Nemo: No, cant be......

Espio: *waking up* No, mommy, no school today.......

Vegeta: oh great, he's awake.......CLEAN LOUDER TRUNKS!!!! I CANT HEAR YOU CLEANING!!! ok, so lets see if he'll buy anything

Espio: urk....ahh....oh, hey Vegeta......and Nemo.....and Policemen outside.....*passs out again*

Nemo: policemen outside? HEY, THE FELON'S IN HERE!!! I CAUGHT HIM, SO I GET THE MONEY!!!!! *puts Vegeta in a sac and delivers him to the police*

Chibi Trunks: can i stp working now?

Nemo: *entering the bar* No way, you better clean those toilettes!

Chibi Trunks: but....

Nemo: NOW!!!!

Chibi Trunks: fine...*goes back to work*

Nemo: Hey, you, wake up and buy something.

Espio: *wakes up* who me?

Nemo: Yes you!

Espio: I'll have a beer pleez.

Nemo: That'll be $5

Espio: uhhh......i lost my money.....er....bye! *takes a can of beer and runs away from the bar*

 

Amazing... how I did so much and didn't even post once.

Frieza: Oh hell no you don't.

(Shoots giant fireball at Espio. Then one at Nemo)

Frieza: That oughta teach ya not to turn us in for money!

(Nemo Water Cannon's the fire)

Frieza: Oh.................... this means war.

(Fireball and Water Cannon war ensues. Sub walks up to Nemo with a beer and and watches, then turns to Frieza)

Sub: Here, let me help you out.

(Swings at Nemo's head with an axe)

Nemo: ACK!

(Ducks)

(Gets torched by fireball)

(Blinks)

(Sits down at bar and opens a bottle of vodka)

Nemo: So... we still never got GT Trunks back did we?

(Chugs vodka)

Nemo: Did vee mistah praseedente?

(Passes out and falls on floor)

 

(Espio 2012) *jumps over the fire ball*
(while in the air) Ha! You missed!!!!
*lands in a manhole*
ahhhhh!!!! noooo!!!!!

 

Vegeta: *entering the bar* well, that was annoying

Frieza: What happened to the police?

Vegeta: what police? there are no police outside......anymore

Frieza: oh good

Vegeta: damn Nemo *kicks Nemo* wake up

Nemo: *still passed out* mista.....presedan...te....

*Sonic enters the bar*

Vegeta: great....a customer

Sonic: gimme a beer and three chile dogs

Frieza: *goes for beer* HEY!! SOMEONE STOLE ALL OF OUR BEER!!!

Sonic: great....lousy service

Vegeta: quite beast

Sonic: dont call me a "beast"

Vegeta: I'll all you whatever I want to call you

Frieza: damn, we need to buy more beer

Vegeta: I'm way ahead of you *takes the money Nemo had* *goes to buy more beer*

Frieza: but who stole all of our beer?

*coming from the bathroom* cAnDy ist goOd.....*vomits*

Frieza: aw, hell, he did not...*goes into the bathroom

Sonic: This place is soo messed up

Frieza: dammit Trunks! dont steal our beer!

Vegeta: I'm back with the beer *hands onic 2 beers and 6 chile dogs*

Sonic: yay, bout time *starts drinking and eating*

Frieza: Go tell your son never to steal our beers

Vegeta: Dammit Trunks!!! *goes into the bathroom* Never steal our beers! steal the beers from the store, or from the other bars, but never from here!!!!! *beats Trunk's head into the wall*

 

(Ryoga2101) Well, I might get to like this place.
Give me some bread and water. *whispers: Espio is buying*

 

(Espio2012) Frieza: *gives ryoga bread and water*

 

Uh...Espio, that was...well, not good. Keep the controling down. You're new here, so you need some time to get to know us and how our characters work.

Now then, let's see if we can sort this all out...
-----------------------------------------------------------
Frieza: Hey, this isn't GT-Trunks...it's a doll...

Nemo: (walks into bathroom) Oh yeah, I built that to replace the old one.

Frieza: You made it out of beer cans.

Nemo: (proudly) Yep!

Frieza: ...

(Flushing sounds are heard, followed by the breaking of pipes. Frieza exits the bathroom)

Frieza: Ah! That feels better. Now then...what the hell just happened?

Vegeta: I think we got arrested.

Frieza: ...how?

Vegeta: We were drunk, and Nemo attacked us.

Frieza: Oh yes, now I remember. Well now that he's out of the way for a while let's go back and pick up that shotgun toating kid of yours before your wife finds out we escaped.

(Bulma bursts in)

Vegeta: Too late.

Bulma: Grr, I knew you'd screw up!

Vegeta: Hey, that wasn't our fault! Some rats called the cops!

Bulma: Oh, like they needed a phone call to hear all of the explosions and panic you were causing.

Frieza: Your point?

Bulma: GET MY SON BACK, NOW!!!

Frieza: Ow! Damn, you don't have to yell...

(Later that evening...)

(Will continue, unless Trunks has some ideas)

 

(Espio 2012) THANK YOU FRIEZA! i was beginning to worry that you actually thought that that was good!
I was waiting for someone else to start posting so that i would not feel the need to continue with my idiotic story and stupid plots

on a side note, i got myself a new sidekick, since Zidane hasn't come back from his swim yet and Squall is dead.
so say hello to Hiei!!!!
*Hiei walks in*

Hiei: Gimme a beer and a bagel.

 

Hiei: where are the people in charge? I need my beer! and my bagel!!!

Espio: i like cheese!

Hiei: shut up!!!!

 

Wow! Thank YOU for coming clean about that. Now I don't feel so bad about insulting it. So in that case, let's just screw everything that happened and go back to where we left off. I had something thought up anyway.

 

Frieza: Here, have a Sam Adams and a fresh bagel. Free of charge!

 

(Espio 2012) Hiei: Thank you *eats bagel and drinks beer*

Espio: umm.....

Hiei: oh, and your bathroom smell bad

Espio: cheese.....

 

Nemo: If I had a dime for every time...

(Awkward silence)

Nemo: If I had a dime for every time I couldn't finish that sentence, we would no longer need Bulma to support us.

Sub: No arguement.

Ace: Nope.

Frieza: Gotta agree on that one.

Espio: Cheese.

(Everyone looks at Espio. Except Nemo, who's grown bored with people agreeing with him and is now trying to juggle while hanging upside down from a chandelier)

Frieza: Oh come on... we don't need two mindless idiots around here.

Nemo: Some one called for me?

Sub: I have an idea! Let's blind fold the new guy, give him a shotgun, and make bets on how many shots it'll take for him to hit Nemo up on the chandelier.

Ace: Nine dollars on five shots.

Frieza: .........nine?

Ace: Don't ask about another guy's bet, MAN!!!

 

(Ryoga2101) I don't know if by 'new guy' you meant me, but I don't care. It sounds like fun.
*blindfolds self with headband*
Alright, now all I need is a shotgun.

 

I was refering to Espio actually...

Frieza: Ya know what might be more fun?

Sub: Stuffing beer cans with dynamite and handing them out to children?

Frieza: That too but-

Ace: Shooting nail guns at oncoming cars and seeing who can blow out the most tires?

Frieza: Well, yeah, but-

Nemo: Taking teddy bears and...

(Awkward silence)

Nemo: Nevermind, you'd just think it was stupid...

Frieza: Probably, anyway, I was gonna suggest we give Espio AND Ryoga shotguns, and seeing which of them could hit Nemo first.

Sub: Hm... okay.

Ace: In that case, ten bucks on Ryoga.

Frieza: Wait... ten?

Ace: What did I just say about that, MAN!!!???

 

(Ryoga2101) Fine. I'll hit Nemo first. Espios a bad shot.

 

(Hands out shotguns)

Frieza: Let the bloodshed begin! Hmhmhm.

Ace: Hey, weren't you off rescuing Trunks of something.

Frieza: Oh yes. We just got back. You see...

(Earlier that evening)

(Vegeta and Frieza jump behind a table for cover from the nurse)

Vegeta: What now?

Frieza: Quick, give me a beer!

(Vegeta gives Frieza a beer. He drinks it)

Frieza: Ah...give me another one.

Vegeta: I meant 'now what can we do that's HELPFUL'.

Frieza: Oh.

(Frieza closes his eyes. The nurse's shotgun mysteriously explodes)

Vegeta: All right, where is my son?!

Nurse: Who?

Vegeta: Came in yesterday, purple hair, shotgun rampage, fear of clowns,...

Nurse: Oh him. Ward 6.

(They find Trunks' room)

Vegeta: Come on boy. We're going home.

Trunks: Huh? Oh hi dad...uh, thanks, but I kinda like it here.

Vegeta: What?

Trunks: Yeah! They have everything! Food, drugs, Fox,-

Vegeta: What did I tell you about watching Fox?

Trunks: Not while Mom's looking.

Vegeta: Good boy. But you're coming. NOW!

Trunks: No!

Frieza: Vegeta, give me a beer.

Vegeta: Not now, Frieza.

Frieza: Not for me, for the boy!

Vegeta: Oh...

(Gives Trunks a beer)

Trunks: *gasp* Beer! Oh, I'd almost forgotten! I would never forsake you! (drinks) Ah. Ok, we can go now.

(2 doctors come in)

Doctor: Ok Trunks, it's time for yo-...who're you two?

Frieza: Oh, just think of us as janitors. There were so many security guards out there you see, dirtying up the halls and such. So we took care of them.

Doctor: Uh...

(The doctor, fearing for his life, begins to run, but upon noticing the beer can gets an idea)

Doctor: Uh, hey, how would you guys like a drink?

(2 hours later)

Bulma: What's taking those two so long?! How hard can it be to find one boy and get out when you can blow up walls?!

(Back inside, Vegeta and Frieza having a therapy session with the doctors)

Vegeta: I blame Kakarot for all of my problems. If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have been training on Earth, and then I wouldn't have married Bulma...that and it's just easy to blame Kakarot.

Frieza: Yes. If it wasn't for that sniviling monkey I would be immortal right now, and you'd all probably be dead (sips some booze). Mm. These tranquilizers you keep trying to slip us are quite nice, but we really must be going. Vegeta's wife is probably still waiting outside.

Vegeta: Oh ****! I completely forgot! We gotta go!

(End flashback)

Frieza: So after about 15 minutes of getting yelled at by Bulma, we ran and hid here. Trunks is at home getting the drugs out of his system, and replacing them with alcohol. So we decided tha-

Ace: Hold on, I think Ryoga's finally got his aim down.

(Nemo's left arm is blasted off. All cheer, including Nemo)

 

(Ryoga2101) *takes off blindfold*
Alright! I got his arm off!
Can I keep the shotgun?

 

(Espio 2012) Hiei: *looks at Espio sleeping* wake up

Espio: *wakes up* what?

Hiei: you are supposed to shoot Nemo with this shotgun

Espio: ooh. *shoots Frieza in the ***crack* err.....amn my bad aim

Hiei: dont worry, you'll be dead soon

 

(Big the Cat500) *sits back*
Ahh..I get to see Espio die. Fun.

 

(Ryoga2101) Espio! Y-you..shot Frieza in the ASS!
*frightened, backs up against the wall*
F-Frieza is going to kill you, and maybe me too..

 

(Frieza strolls gracefully yet fiercly over to Espio)

Frieza: You're fortunate my aural shield can handle a shotgun blast. Otherwise...

(Frieza tears open Espio's arm, pulls out a long vein, twirls it around his finger, dips in in his drink, and chews on it)

Frieza: I'd have to do that.

 

(Espio 2012) Espio: hey, this is fun! now will shoot Nemo!!! *shoot Veget in the ass*

Hiei: what is with you and shooting people's asses?

Espio: dammit! i WILL get Nemo! *shoots Nemo in the ass* here we go!

 

(Ryoga2101) Only 1 choice left..
*sneaks up behind Espio*
*uses shotgun like a club and hits Espio as hard he can on the back of the head*

 

(Espio 2012) Hiei: .......why did I agree to be this guy's sideick?

Espio: hah! but you did, and now you have to help me hurt Frieza!

Hiei: Fine.....*Frieza's tail falls off* there

Espio: whoah that was fast!

Hiei: but of course

 

Hiei: I need more beer....

Espio: Cheese is the essence of life

Hiei: I need a LOT more beer.....

 

(Ryoga2101) Damnit what kind of freak are you?!
You didn't even notice..
*Shoots Espio in the back of the head*

 

(Espio 2012) *bullets bounce away from my head when they get within 1 inch of me*
you seem suprised.....cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

Hiei: FOR THE LOVE OF SAN FRINSISCO, GIVE ME SOME B33R!!!!

 

(Ryoga2101) Alright..that beer I drank earlier must be getting to me. Espio is NOT Neo..Espio is not Neo..Espio is not Neo..
*sits down and begins repeating that*
*after about 2 minutes*
Hey..Barkeep..I need a drink..not beer either, I think I've had enough.

 

(Big the Cat500) That's it. Espio isn't that strong.
*walks over to Espio*
What's up?

 

(Espio2012) *starts to dance*
I lIkE cHeEsE! I lIkE cHeEsE!

Hiei: DAMMIT ESPIO, STOP THAT! GIMME MY DAMN BEER!!!!

 

(Big the Cat500) *begins to choke Espio*
Ryoga. Hiei. Help me out here. We need to subdue this drunken fool.

 

(Ryoga2101) Ah..ok.
*drops shotgun.
*takes umbrella off of back and begins beating Espio with it*

 

(Espio2012) *the shotgun splits into two pieces*
Hiei: If the beer doesnt come soon, that will be your head, Espio...

Espio: *tosses aside inviso-shield* I like swords

 

Akkk...yur choking me......cheese...*goes limp*

Hiei: hahahahahahaha.....i still need the beer...for when he wakes up

 

(Big the Cat500) *throws Espio against the wall*
Damned lunatic.

 

(Ryoga2101) *looks at the shotgun he dropped*
I wonder why it broke?
Ah well.
*looks back to Espio*
I'd say he's had enough.
*puts umbrella back onto backpack*

 

(Espio2012) *Inuyasha walks in*
Inuyasha: Finnally, ive been waiting to come in, but that ass monger Espio kept me at bay with his stupidity

Hiei: hey, the service sucks here

Inuyasha: really, that's too bad *leaves*

 

Hiei: you wonder why it broke? eh, human eyes are so slow

 

(Ryoga2101) It wasn't mine, anyway.
It was Friezas. So, in essence, you just broke Friezas stuff. I'm sure he'll be pissed.

 

(Espio2012) Hiei: serves him right fer not bringing me my beer!

 

(Tabcef) Er...
I WAS NEVER HERE!
*Sets Mini-Nuke in Bathroom and runs off*

 

(Espio2012) Hiei: isnt trunks in there?

 

Hiei: GIVE ME MY DAMN BEER!!!!!

 

Hiei: PH33R MY L4CK 0F B33R!!!!

 

*Espio wakes up*
Espio: dude...they're not here, so help yourself

Hiei: well, now that you're awake....*finds hidden supply of extremely potent alchohol* This should make the night more bearable, if you won't sleep *chugs all of it*

Espio: wow.....*grabs a VERY big bag of sugar* heh, this looks good!

Hiei: glad i chugged that stuff....espeacially if you're gonna chug that...

*Espio chugs the entire bag of sugar*

Espio: FRENCH FRIES ARE GOOD!!!!!

Hiei: aw....hell....whn is that aChoHol goNna kIck.......*passes out*

Espio: CHALAMOOCH!!!!!! *runs around the bar for awhile, then grabs Hiei and runs out of the bar, still shouting*

(don't go looking for me, I have to go on a trip and wont be back till Monday....just in time for school.....damnit)

 

Wow. 3 pages overnight, and it was all done by customers! We haven't had that kind of action since this place opened.

 

(Big the Cat500) 3?
What are your settings set to?

 

Espio no offense but your comedy is severly lacking of wats a good word...any humor at all. It's bland. And your RPing skills are the worst form of PowerGaming ever. I never saw anyone PG like that.

 

(Tabcef) MEANWHILE! Outside the bar...
A group of thugs dressed as Sonic are beating up Shadow!
Sonic Wannabe No.1-"You made Sonic look stupid! You'll pay!"
Sonic Wannabe No.2-"...dhurr..."
Sonic Wannabe No.3-"..Isn't that a bit hypocritical boss? You think Shadow is cool.."
Sonic Wannabe No.1-"SHUT UP!"
*Shadow slowly crawls into bar*

 

(Magnus X Zero) Hello everyone. Beer please. And a Pikachu steak. with hot sauce.

 

(Guts a live Pikachu and throws it on the grill. Gives Magnus A duff)

Can't argue with you this time, Sub...that boy needs work. But at least he knows it.

 

(Magnus X Zero) Doo doo doo. *sips Duff*

 

*finishes Duff* Ahhh... How about MKA now? With all the special stuff.

 

(Tabcef) ...
*Goes back into bathroom and sets a huge sign saying: THIS IS NOT A ATOMIC BOMB! REALLY! JUST PRESS THE RED BUTTON TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS! In fine print..it says:This is a mini-atomic bomb.*
*Walks over Shadow, steals his skates and hovers off*

 

(Ryoga2101) *walks outside*
Wha?
*walks back in*
There's some object outside that apparently isn't an atomic bomb.

 

(wait..I meant walks into the bathroom. I just thought outside because Shadow is outside)

 

(Magnus X Zero) Hey! Hello? My steak? *burnt smell fills the room* Frieza!!

Frieza: *snore*

 

Frieza: *zzz*Huh? Oh yeah.

(Brings back slightly burned Pikachu steak and MKA with Ace's special MKA formula (patent pending))

 

13 pages in 7 days. Now that's an insentive to stay here if ever I heard one.

(Raises a toast)

Frieza: To another grand bar! May we have more of the same in the ones to follow!

 

(Magnus X Zero) Finally. *starts chomping* Now let's see if I can still handle Ace's stuff... *chugs* Oh yeah, it's still there. *passes out*

Vegeta: ... *sweeps Magnus out*

Frieza: My food now. Mwahahaha!

 

Man I can't believe weve been this busy.

 

(Tabcef) *Shadow walks in, dazed...mistakes Frieza for wine*
Shadow:Uurrrgh...*Drools*
*Shadow lumbers torwards Frieza, pulling out a Cork-Opener*
Shadow:*Drools more*

 

whao some ones here now

 

you go shadow!

 

Milliardo:I guess it's that time again*activates self destruct for the bar*

 

Vegeta:This is it!*blows up bar*