Trunks/Vegeta/Liger/Zechs
Frieza
Ace
Sub
SolarSonic
Galactic
Magi
Nemo
Magnus
X Zero/GamefreakForeverX
[But the Bar could not be
vanquished!!!]
4/14/2003
4:49:35 PM
(Opens
doors)
Frieza: Welcome back, friends! I see some new faces out there, so we'll fill
you in on who we are and what we're here for. This is the Saiya-jins Club Bar and
Grill. It is owned by the S.P.A.; a group of mercenaries who work for beer,
cigars, or cold hard cash.
Trunks: 'Cause we need beer money!
Frieza: Here's a little look at what we have to offer.
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Food: All.
Liquor: All kinds of manufactured booze, and some of our own. Duff is the
cheapest. It's still good though.
Magic Kool-Aid (MKA): Flavors you've never dreamed feasible.
Living creatures?!: Yes, we serve living things. Usually, we cram them into a
blender and drink them, or cook them with chilli. Pokemon and Goku are our
specialties.
Everything else you can think of: Ask, and ye shall receive.
Specialty drinks:
Ace's secret MKA formula - This isn't really a drink. You add this to any
drink, and it enhances the flavor (works especially well with MKA). And
possibly makes it more intoxicating.
Ace Drink - Quite possible the most powerful and flavorful concoction ever
served within these walls. The formula for this drink was recently salvaged. It
is as follows:
Mix tequila, malt-liquor, Duff, MKA formula, gin, rum, champagne, 2000-year-old
aged wine (Christ's boys saved Ace one of the Lord's stash that they didn't use
at the last supper), shark's blood, Krusty brand cough syrup, and the
finale...A Guatemalan INSANITY PEPPER!
Mix the contents and pour some of it into a crystal wine glass. Light it on
fire, blow it out, and drink.
The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster - The effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle
Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped
round a large gold brick. To make:
Take the juice from one bottle of the Ol' Janx Spirit, pour it into one measure
of water from the Seas of Santraginus V-Oh, that Santraginean seawater. Oh
those Santraginean fish! Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into
the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost). Allow four
liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy
hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia. Over the back of a
silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all
the heady odors of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic. Drop in
the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of
the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink. Sprinkle Zamphuor. Add an
olive. Drink...but...very carefully...
Rubbing alcohol with a Cherry in a toothpick - Nemo's idea. It's self
explanatory.
Grinch Nog - A Christmas special. This mysterious substance is 90% more
intoxicating than alcohol!
The Frosty Frieza - A little something I came up with recently, named after
something that little bald guy Kriluin once called me. The process of creating
it is so involved, I had to hire a team of chemists to work in the back room
for the sole purpose of this drink. The drink itself it a specially engineered
liquid that, because of its atomic structure, it will not become solid, even at
absolute zero. It has zero viscosity, no friction, can retain close to no
energy, ...and it tastes quite good. Now, float in it one cube of Solid
Hydrogen mixed with one half measure of red wine, two measures of Grinch Nog,
some Ruby dust, an Altronian moon amethyst, and a drop or so of my own blood.
It must be served in a specially designed containment field (at absolute zero,
for optimum flavor). If you are a warm-blooded creature, this will most
certainly kill you. Even so...be careful.
(Big
the Cat500) UPTIGHT EGOTISTICAL *gets modded for flaming*
Don't
forget Frieza. The only keg of Sub's Seizure ****... only name I could think
of.
(Espio
2012) hahahahahahahahahaha
Oh
right! I forgot to add your new drinks. I couldn't remember the name anyway,
though.
Sub's Seizure **** - Of all the concoctions that have spawned from within this
establishment, this is the only one designed simply to kill you. Drink only if
you have a death wish, or if you'd like to take a stroll through hell for a
couple of hours.
(Espio
2012) Yuske: I now see the problem, this bar is owned by a moron
*runs up to Frieza and punches him in the face*
Yuske: and that's just for starters *leaves*
Zidane:
*walks in* I want to apply for a job here
(Magnus
X Zero) Ace's stuff and Duff.
(Gives
Magnus Ace drink and duff)
Frieza: I don't own this bar, and we're not hiring.
(Drinks wine)
(Espio
2012) Zidane: not even for an assasin? or a thief?
Zidane:
well, then I'll have a chopped up Pikachu
(Magnus
X Zero) So my hopes of joining SPA are busted... *sips drinks*
(Throws
a Pikachu on the grill...alive, and closes the lid)
Frieza: We CERTAINLY don't need an assasin or thief. Most of us have that
covered. But you Magnus, you've been here from...well, as long as I can
remember. That's more than some of our 'members' can say (like Stinky and
Spud). If you're really interested, ask Trunks. I'd have no problem with it.
(Shadnic)
Pass me a Duff now!
hmmm Duff
Trunks:Im
glad to see someone reopened the bar.
Vegeta:and I'm glad that after like 10 bars weve had I actually got the 500
post!
(Espio
2012) I've been here since before this bar ever started
back then we had the MKA Bar, and it roked
Espio
practically all of us were around before SPA. You shouldn't gloat what others
have done also. Anyways we stay here if I recall u disapeared.
(Espio
2012) install an arena
now
We've
had one since the first or second bar, actually.
Trunks:yeah.since
the 1st.whene we had that incident.
Vegeta:What Incide...oh that one*looks at frieza*
*Vegeta
bursts into the bar wearing a Giant sombrero*
Vegeta:I need a test subject!
Goku:For what?
Vegeta:To test my new camera.
Goku:No pictures for me,NO way at all!I heard that people say that camera's
suck away your soul MAN!!!
Frieza:He's a bit paranoid
Vegeta:I'll make you a deal kakarot,If you let me test out this camera on
you...I'll let you wear my snazzy new hat.
Goku:...well...
(I
know this was lame but im out of Ideas,maybe we should repost and continue the
whole trunks with the shotgun thing)
I
saw that episode too. And I did continue the Trunks thing.
http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=540&topic=4550429&page=44
Post 10, in case you didn't see it before.
Nemo:
I need to invent a new drink.
(Sits down at bar and tries to think)
...
(Nothing happens)
Nemo: Gimme an ACE Drink, I need something to help me think.
(The entire room bursts into laughter)
Nemo: ......................shut up. I'm not that stupid.
(The entire room bursts into laughter)
Nemo: ...
Frieza: Ok ok ok, that was just too priceless.
(Starts drink)
(Mangus walks over to Nemo)
Mangus: Won't alchohol just make it harder for you to think?
Nemo: Don't bother me with your so-called "logic" and
"facts"!
Mangus: Uh...
Frieza: Here ya're. Good luck with the whole thinking thing.
Nemo: ...
(Downs drink and frantically writes random items on a napkin)
(Passes out with napkin gripped in hand)
~A few hours later~
(Nemo wakes up)
Frieza: Alrighty. Let's see what brilliant "thoughts" you had.
Nemo: Next person to make a comment about my near-single digit IQ is gonna get
their eyes pulled so far outa there sockets that they'll actually get to watch
themselves be beaten to bits by yours truly.
(Silence)
...
(More silence)
Sub: *cough*
Nemo: As I was saying...
(Looksat napkin)
Nemo: IT'S BRILLIANT! BRILLIANT I SAY!
Vegeta: Uh, read it maybe?
Nemo: Oh, right. "Full glass of rubbing alchohol with cherry on a
toothpick"
(Silence)
Frieza: Uh... Nemo? You do know that's already on the menu right?
Nemo: What on God's green earth are you talking about?
(Frieza takes out drink menu and shows him)
Nemo: ...............................damnit...
(Magnus
X Zero) Another beer. And a pizza too. See, here's the thing. I would like to
join SPA, however, I wouldn't want to be on like a roster or anything. Be sort
of like a close "friend" who always supports the SPA whenever they do
something. You get what I'm saying?
And
nemo... Who's "Mangus"?
(Ryoga2101)
..Give me something that won't kill me.
You...
though I actually meant to put Espio in that post in your place... >_>
Whoops...
just now realized the typo. I thought you were getting at that it may have been
out of your character. Even though it was only two lines...
(Magnus
X Zero) We need more bartenders.
(Big
the Cat500) Somebody say bartender? Been too long since I've been one.
I'll do it.
Frieza:
Hey, we're doing just fine thank you.
(Gets Ryoga a non-fatal duff)
Frieza: But if you really want to serve...I guess you could, being such an old
friend. But you still have to pay for your own drinks.
(Magnus
X Zero) Doo doo doo
(Shadnic)
*kicks the door down with Tommy Vecreti behind me*
I asked for a god damn DUFF. hmmmm DUFF. I wait too long, so where the **** is
it.
(Magnus
X Zero) *twirls spear*
(Throws
him a duff)
Frieza: That door goes on you bill.
*secreatly
steals Shadnic's duff and empties it. Walks over to Keg of SSS and pours some
into the Duff can. Sneaks back over and sets it next to Shadnic*
(Magnus
X Zero) I'm still waiting for my damn order.
(Big
the Cat500) *gives Magnus a dead opossum*
This it?
French
Fries
(Magnus
X Zero) .
.
.
Grrrrrr
(Tabcef)
Order Up!
One SUPER DUPER HUGE LARGE EXTRA BLAH BLAH
BLAH...............................Dehydrated Water.
*walks
out of back room and slides Tab a glass filled with a hairy brownish orange
substance*
Tab:....water?
Sub:...Beer money?
(Tabcef)
Hmm...
*Sets Hairy Substance on fire*
FOR THE WEI KINGDOM!
*Sets Bar on fire and runs away, screaming and flailing arms*
Frieza:
Lot of nuts lately. Nemo, have you been inviting people over again?
(Steals
lighter and burns piece of paper)
Nemo: No.
Frieza: ...
Nemo: ...No really, that was our phone bill.
Frieza: We don't have a phone.
Nemo: Yes we do. See? Look at that!
(Points and runs)
(Magnus
X Zero) Pasta and some wine. Give me Ace's stuff too.
(Boils
up some linguini a soaks it in wine for 5 minutes)
Frieza: Your meal, and your drink.
awwww
heck everyone else is making everyone else look like gullable fool so. Look a
Distraction!
*every person in bar turns and some drunks run away screaming*
Haha made ya look!
(Magnus
X Zero) *starts eating* Hey this tastes kinda funny...
Frieza: *looks into pot* Oops.
Magnus: That can't be good...
Frieza: I put a little too much of Ace's stuff in the pasta, and...
Magnus: *passes out*
Frieza: ... *whistles*
What
a boring couple of months. I quit my job, I started sending out applications
for school, and we got a new computer. (Not saying that I won't zombify the
Ancient Machine and pull a Frankenstein by putting mismatched computer peices
together.) I'll try to post every time I'm online, for the periods I am anyway.
The site'll be updated within the next two months. Let's be realistic, I never
updated that muchg in the past did I?
Oh well, just called to say Ace is back, MAN!!!
P.S. Much coolies for reopening the bar Friez.
coo'
(Magnus
X Zero) *wakes* Hey Ace, wassup?
If
I had a dime for every time I couldn't finish my sentence I'd...
(Tabcef)
*Runs back into bar and duct tapes Nemo's mouth before he finishes his
sentence*
...
*Takes Nemo's dime*
Yes!
Now with you back, and Trunks and Solar lurking around somewhere, that makes
the entire crew!!! A very rare occurance indeed! You know what that means...we
gotta do something special.
Frieza: And of course we reopened the bar. You know this place can never die!
(slides Ace a duff)
What
about Spud?
(Magnus
X Zero) I want a tequilla. Now.
I
haven't seen Spud since the first bar. If he showed up, he'd have no idea what
to do. I consider us (the ones who show up once in a while) to be the 'crew'.
(Gets
tequilla for Magnus)
Frieza: Your tab is getting quite high. We'll be collecting soon...just thought
I'd warn you.
(Random
weapon noises come from a back room)
Frieza: REAL soon...
Did
I hear tequila?
*Trunks walks in*
Trunks:I'm back for the...37th time.Sorry I've been gone but I kinda lost track
of time with Xenosaga(50+ hours in 3 days...it was a lonely spring break)And
some other games but im over them now.
(Magnus
X Zero) *finishes drink* Here... *pulls out lots of cash and beer* That good
for ya?
Frieza:
Hm...I think that about covers it.
(Puts money and beer in theft-resistant vault)
(Magnus
X Zero) Da da da...
Looks
like it's gonna be a quiet weekend.
(Pours
Trunks a Shirly Temple)
Frieza: Quite drink for a quiet weekend.
Oh
my GOD. My weedend hasn't been too great so far. I had a friend over, but all
we were doin' was workin' on a project for humanities. Now is good though,
'cause I just finished shooting the hell out of some Nazis in Battlefield 1942.
Much fun.
Anyway, gimme whatever beer ya got the most of.
(Note to mods: The Nazis were in the game I was playing, I'm not calling anyone
that. Didn't even know that was an Automod recognized word. Eh, whatever.)
...ok,
who are you, and how did you steal Nemo's password?
(Magnus
X Zero) Rice bowl, and some rice wine.
Uh...
o.o; that was me. Shoulda been weekend in the first sentence. Why?
Well,
Nemo's friends have gotten on his computer in the past and used his account,
and since you mentioned one was over, I made the connection. Now, I might have
been fooled if it weren't for one remark:
'Anyway, gimme whatever beer ya got the most of.'
If you really are Nemo, what in God's name are you talking about?!
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(Get's Magnus' order)
Frieza: Wow...we're actually making money!
Vegeta: This calls for a celebration!
(Vegeta pushes a button on the wall. Goten descends from the ceiling, bound and
gagged)
Nemo: Ooo! Pinata time!
Ace: What's inside?
Vegeta: Blood.
Ace: Right on!
(Goten is brutally beaten, and his blood used as drink and cooking oil)
(Magnus
X Zero) ...I'm not drinking ANYTHING that has blood in it... Give me one of
your frosty drinks Frieza. Let's see if a "warm blooded" person can
handle it.
Vegeta: Dude, are you crazy?! Look what it did to Trunks! *points to Trunks,
who is brain dead*
Magnus: Well, not like I have much of a brain...
If you really are Nemo, what in God's name are you talking
about?!
Uh, taking a break from stupidity?
You
should:
1) Not have to ask what beer we have most of.
2) Know that you don't have to ask. You can just get it yourself.
If this is Nemo, then I apologize. That was just so unlike you; both what you
said and how you said it. But I'm still unconvinced.
But whatever. Whoever you are, have a duff (tosses Nemo a duff).
Frieza: Actually, the Frosty Frieza has a drop of my blood in it (powerful
stuff). In fact, even Ace drink has shark blood in it, so if you're squimish
about that sort of thing you might want to stick to the regular booze.
*looks
in keg of Sub's Siezure **** *
I'm not really smelling blood but I think that may be the ___________... u thot
I was gonna reveal tings...
Apology
accepted, and besides, why a couple days later would I still say it was me?
(Magnus
X Zero) Still, give me it. I'm talking about human blood, and you're not human.
Got it? Besides, that was Goten, he's not worthy!
Frieza:
All right then.
(Has chemist come out with Frosty Frieza in a containment glass)
Frieza: Here's a tip: before you drink it, either generate a lot of heat, or
don't let it touch your body. Hope you survive!
And since a new screen name hasn't popped in claiming to be Nemo, I guess it
really is you, unless you've killed the real Nemo or isolated him from the
internet...which seems somewhat unlikly.
Sorry, but you know I only accused you of impersonating yourself because I care
about you.
We
gotta all have an AIM chat some time...
Man
I've had aim like 8 times and always messed up my comp.So in the end I just
stopped useing it.
(Orbital
Frame Jehuty) *walks in for a beer*
Trunks:Man it's been a while since I came here.
Wait...aren't
you also Zechs Merquise?
Heh
heh... nice away message.
yeah,I'm
also trunks.
Oh...cause
you'd posted just an hour ago, so then you have been here since the Kenshin
thing...it confused me for a second.
Nemo: And there's only one thing to do when you're confused!
(All continue getting drunk)
it
was actually to hint that it was me but without actually saying it was me...Now
I'm confused,What did I just say?
"I
think I am, therefore I am. I think..."
Little something from George Carlin.
Anyway, it was the one about angering the "Mighty Flionk" and dying
on today's date with the little %d% thing. Clever, clever.
My
brother's idea. He has about 10 away messages, most of them as funny or
funnier.
(Magnus
X Zero) *drinks and starts coughing and gagging for awhile* ...That wasn't so
bad!
Hey,
I'm typing this at school. Bored like hell. Give me a rice bowl and some Duff.
Bring Ace's stuff too.
(Sits
at table with case upon case of duff sitting on table, chugging the cans one by
one)
(Asleep
on counter)
Frieza: ZzZzZzZz...
*sneaks
in and picks Nemo up. Throws him against a wall breaking it. Walks over and
shhoves the cases of Duff off the counter. Grabs Frieza's head and slams it
through the counter. Sits down and grabs a Corona and begins drinking*
I was just modded for calling someone an idiot... I lost 3 karma...they
deserved the insult to.
Frieza:
Bah. Cowards using their mods to fight...
(Blasts Sub)
Frieza: Now THAT's how you fight.
(XRAMMSTIENX)
Libalah
I need happy juice: 4 bottles of scotch, 3 bottles o vodka
and to finish the deal, a 30pack of duff.
(Magnus
X Zero) *sigh*
Times
are tough... *steals a Duff and starts drinking*
Frieza:
Yes. Business has been slow.
(Juggles 6 duffs in the air with his mind...smacks duff cans into Goku's head
one at a time)
*Jumps
in front of Goku dramatically like a body guard*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo..................!
*bonk*
*bonk*
*bonk*
*bonk*
*bonk*
*bonk*
Frieza: ...
(Grabs Nemo's feet, dunks his head in a bucket of BBQ sauce, and begins mopping
the floor)
Solar: So...why are you coating the floor with sauce?
Frieza: Because Vegeta won't pay the water bill and Nemo is...well, Nemo.
(Magnus
X Zero) I have too much homework.
Sub:
Kay...
Frieza: (Looks down, no more barbeque sauce is anywhere) What the-?!
Nemo: Barbeque sauce is goooood...
Frieza: ...
(Magnus
X Zero) Beer.
Where
is everyone?
(Magnus
X Zero) *shoots up the bar*
(Matrix
bullet-time dodges bullets in honor of movie coming out tomorrow)
also
in honor of the movie. Dodge this. *throws nuke at nemo throwibng nemo pieces
around bar.*
(Magnus
X Zero) *brushes off pieces* Anywho...
(Finger
starts poking Sub's foot)
(Magnus
X Zero) *starts stealing more beer* Times are tough... *flips on TV*
Frieza:
Yeah. We need something to occupy ourselves. Goku! Go dance on the street
corner in your underwear for money. And make sure you bring the money back.
Goku: But nobody uses these streets anymore. So many people have died on them
that they were declared a disaster area and closed.
Frieza: I don't care; just dance monkey! Dance!
(Goku's ear falls into Sub's drink)
Vegeta:Thats
not how you do it,This is*takes out goku's teddy bear*
Goku:NOOOOO
Vegeta:Dance kakarot!or the bear gets it!
Goku:awww man*begins dancing in his underwear*
Vegeta:Now lets see a smile,OR THE BEAR GETS IT!!!
Goku:Grrr,at least no ones here to see this.
*Trunks walks by shooting randomly into the air*
Trunks*laughs like nelson(simpsons)*:HA HA*continues shooting down the street*
Goku:Vegeta your worse than the toaster that keeps laughing at me and burns my
toast to the point where I can't eat breakfest anymore because breakfest isn't
the same without toast MAN!!!!
Frieza:What the?
Vegeta:The wife was right you do have issues
(Magnus
X Zero) *chugs* So, who's seen the Matrix Reloaded?
I'm
prolly gonna see it this afternoon. I've heard very mixed opinions from people
at my school...
Man,
I missed comin' round here. Whassup y'all!!!
Oh.
My. GOD! Everyone go out and see Reloaded now. It starts kidna slow, but if you
wait until (possible spoiler for the movie, but not really) the Keymaker, and
the giant free-way chase scene, you will not be dissapointed.
I
should probably mention there's also a trailer for Revolutions after the
credits (coming out in November), but it's only like 30 seconds long and the
credits are, like, longer than any movie I've ever seen. Not that I sit through
the credits very often.
Yakno
an association of albinos tried to sue WB because of the twins.
I
usually don't talk about games much at the bar but I will now cause this game
is one most of us will be playing.and because im bored.Im talking about sonic
heroes and something I don't get about a certain team name.(possible spoilers)
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I don't get the name team dark,All the other teams have character names like
Team sonic,Team Rose and Team Chaotix...(well chaotix makes more sense than
dark)So why not team Shadow?(he was the possible spoiler)last time I remember
there's nothing evil/dark about shadow...except his hair color.I just hope the
game has a plot and explains how shadow is there(not that I mind since he's my
favorite character for many reason) and have a decent plot and not something
dumb like it's the sonic olympics or there on a reality T.V. show.
That
party game they put out on DC was enough for me.
First
of all, a big welcome back to Ace (as I always give).
Well, considering the number of characters which have little or no relation to
each other story wise, the team system, and the sudden resuruction of Shadow,
the chances of this game having a story line at all are slim. But it might be
better that way. Sonic games were never known for their plot. I say if they
can't come up with anything good, let it wait until next time, and just give us
a fun game. It's better than making a BAD story and ruining possible future
developments.
So yeah, it looks like a 3D Sonic level multiplayer game.
Regarding Shadow; he was a good character (somewhat ripped off, but good none
the less), and that's why I think his sacrifice should be honored and he should
remain dead. It kind of takes away the meaning of everything he is if he
survives. Besides, if he did live, what would he do? Just sorta...exist until
needed?
Well, that's my view for now.
I
myself will say nothing about the game until I've seen it in action or played a
demo. I used to think that introducing the Megaman X series into 3d would suck
until I saw a trailer for it. Until I saw how the game looked playing, I
thought it would be yet another sucky 3-D Cannon Spoike sort of thing. It looks
alright. But I'll spare Sonic Heroes judgement until I see a working video or
demo instead of just screenshots.
Sub:
Are you serious? That's just nuts.
Ya
damn skippy I'm serious! I stand by my principles.
He
was talking to Sub...
(Magnus
X Zero) Dadada
So
Ace, how goes the college search?
Man
I can't wait for MMX7 either.However I'm not to sure about...SPOILRES
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the 3rd New character Exel or axel,something like that.He better not even dare
to upstage Zero!90% of the story in the MMX series is about Zero anyways.but
something I find weird about MMX7 screen shots of Exel/Axel are that he has
Zero's logo on his energy bar.
so
ace you havn't seen the sonic heroes trailer yet?
(Espio
2012) 1: Zero rulez!!!
2: gimme a beer, cuz I got emotional issues
we
all do*gives him a beer*
(Espio
2012) heh *drinks beer*
man, those girls are gonna change me into someone else,
I just know it!
I also know that I probably will like it!
or.....that's just me relizing I need exercize
Vegeta:I
think I could use some exercise myself
Trunks:you could say that again
Vegeta:Huh?
Trunks:You heard me!You gained 80 pounds in like 4 weeks.
Vegeta:I have not!
(Espio
2012) Man, I think I'm in love!!!!
*drinks more beer*
(Magnus
X Zero) Must... see... Matrix!!! BTW, I got X2: Wolverines Revenge, Ikaruga,
and Pac Man World 2 today. Yay!
thats
cool,Im hopeing to get .Hack part1:Infection,tommorow.
Friez:
Sucking incredible butt, dawg. I've decided to settle for going to a local
college instead of getting out of Philly. A real let down, man. Oh well. I'll
deal like I always do.
You in school, Friez?
And
Trunks, no I have not. Maybe I'll download it later tonight if I'm not
bothered.
I'll
be getting out of High School this year and heading over to a comunity collage,
just like you. Four years ago, I think I said something like 'If I ever end up
in comunity collage, shoot me', but I guess things change. This is a good place
for me, mainly because I have no idea what I'm doing when I get out...and it's
cheap. Real cheap. And I'm paying.
At least you've got a dream to follow. Just keep at it; it'll come out all
right.
(Espio
2012) What am I rambling about? Anyone who thinks I am funny should be shot in
the head.
No, that would be mean......
Btw, Matrix reloaded = fun with great confusion and too many slow down battles!
wow.......this
is wierd.......I can actually hang out with seniors here.....sorta.....even tho
im not even a freshman yet! wow....that's insane man!
That explains why most people here hated my old comics, that and the fact that
you guys are much better at it.
I
like CHEEEEESEEEE
AND I AM INSANE!!!!
gimmeabeergimmeabeergimmeabear
It
sure is slow here today.
Ee-yup.
*Looks
at Espio*
Do you want something?
*Sips an ice-cold, smooth, pure heavenly goodness, beer*
(Magnus
X Zero) School is out in 4.5 days! Yay!
(Espio
2012) Blah Blah Blah
Anything I say here is a LIE!!!!
Got
school tomorrow, early release Wednesday, and then it's summer time baby!
(Magnus
X Zero) Red wine, with some of Ace's stuff.
*Chucks
drink at Magnus's head*
*Misses*
*Drink hits wall and spontaneously combusts*
Nemo: That'll be $106.95
*slaps
Nemo over the head*You don't charge the wall stupid! and stay out of my keg!
(Espio
2012) Do you guys sell anime DVDs also?
Frieza:
No, but we give out these videos of Vegeta's wedding.
(Points to T.V. showing Vegeta drunk off his ass, stumbling around the aisle)
Frieza: He considers it a kind of public service warning.
(Espio
2012) um.....how many weddings did he have?
cuz I know for a fact that that aint Bulma in the Bride's Gown......OMG!
shutitoffshutitoff!
Yeah,
so, uh, what do you guys think about my "Hm... maybe instead of doing my
Overdue series..." topic? I need more input.
And chuck me a duff.
*gives
Nemo a Duff*
Vegeta:None of you were even at my wedding let alone my birthday!
Frieza:Yes we were we recorded your birthday.
*pops tape in showing Vegeta stumbling around*
Vegeta:Christ! Is that what I look like when I'm drunk?
Sub: No that's what we like to call Professor Vegeta. This is you drunk
*pops in another movie shwoing Vegeta coming down the stairs dressed as Bulma*
Vegeta/Bulma: Vegeta...I'm off to *hic* market....
Trunks: Mom! Your embarrasing me!
*Vegeta falls off stairs losing wig*
Trunks: Ohhh it's only dad.
(End movie and cheap Simpsons ripoff)
Feel
not ashamed Sub, half of what we do here is ripped off Simpsons.
Frieza: We also have this one I like to call "Goku's bloodiest home
videos".
Vegeta:thats
true,to name a few:
-Duff
-Trunks yelling out "beer for sale" while shooting aimlessly in the
air
-burning evidence in the grill
-throwing dead bodies rapped in rugs a.k.a. beenie babies in the toy donation
box
-the vans that park outside all the time
...I'm sure theres alot more but I can't think of them.
The
whole van thing I actually came up with o.o;
(Magnus
X Zero) Schools out. Yay. I guess.
(Espio
2012) been out fer a week
Sounds
like a mafia cookout.
anyone
participateing in the contest thing?
What
contest thing?
Hey...yesterday's
GFAQs update is gone...
so.....is
anyone yhere interested in joining some RPGs? I know a few but they're dragging
since they just began. One of em is a old fashioned one with HP< MP, and
stuff like that. The theres a Matrix one(turning out real good so far). and of
course my favorite SWA which is the most poipular EZBoard Star Wars RPG.
Probably
not... I'm caught up in comics, sprites, and another RPG. Sorry though.
(Magnus
X Zero) Beer. Please.
*Tosses
Magnus a Duff from his private cooler*
(Goku
sits at a table, apparently in deep thought)
Goku: Hey Frieza, I was thinking...you killed my father.
Frieza: Him and every other saiya-jin.
Goku: And he killed your father (points to Trunks).
Trunks: (shooting stray cats) Yep.
Vegeta: Hey, he’s right...and he killed my father…and his father (points to
Goten)
Frieza: We’ve all killed his father.
Goku: And his father too (Points to Trunks again)
Frieza: Is this going somewhere?
Goku: Well, how did we all end up in this bar?
Vegeta: That’s the magic of beer.
(Holds up Duff. Beam of sunlight shines over it. Choir music starts)
Vegeta: Shut that damn thing off! And go fix the roof!
GT Trunks: Yes sir... (Shuts off radio)
Goku: …And how come I never get to kill anyone?
Vegeta: Because you’re a pansy, Kakarot.
Goku: (sad) That wasn’t very nice.
Vegeta: Silence! Don’t make me threaten the bear again!
Goku: NO! I’ll be good!...
*takes
bear*
...why do you have this?
*thros bear out window onto a flaming pile of spikes and unsterilized syringes.
Goku dives after it.*
worked better than I thot.
(Magnus
X Zero) *drinks beer*
(Chugs
toxic waste)
Dem
bone, Dem bones... hip bone, hip bone... And hear the word of the lord!
*Is punched by members of different religions frequenting the bar*
(woozily)And hear the word of various respectful dieties... ugh!
(Magnus
X Zero) Beer and a rice bowl.
(Throws
Ace a healing duff)
*Drinks
brew*
(I
did something like this befor but I can't remember who it was with last
time.But I think it was Nemo)
Vegeta:Behold,I have returned!And with a new drink.
Frieza:what would that be?
Vegeta:Uncle Vegeta's pure mash Liquor.
Nemo:Why does that sound familiar?
Vegeta:It's so scientifically made,it has a 99% alcohol content,and thats per
volume.
Frieza:What the hell does that mean?
Vegeta:It means you get messed up for less money.*begins swatting at birds only
vegeta can see.*
Frieza:What are you swatting at?
Vegeta:*swatting at birds*Hey leave me alone!I just wanna sell liquor.*begins
running around the bar swatting and yelling*
Nemo:I still think I know this from somewhere...oh well*turns on Saturday Night
Live.*
Trunks:
I'll save ya dad!
(Begins firing at clowns only Trunks can see)
hey
Frieza,I just read comics 5,6,7, and 8 and they were great.BTW who was the
person in the picture in comic 8?
I
think you mean comic 7. That was the origional background from TMS. I don't
know who it is.
I have one more scripted season left. It's a long one, but it does have some of
the funniest stuff I've written.
(Magnus
X Zero) Blah.
In
reference to the picture thing:
It's Ryan Styles (sp?) from Who's Line is it Anyway? and the Drew Carey Show.
~~~~
Nemo: WHEE! (Begins running into walls only he can see)
(Magnus
X Zero) Beeeer
Hm.
Looks like Psy finally got himself some Frieza sprites. I thought he'd never
get them. He had every other character up there. But these aren't my sprites,
they're the crappy 3d ones I've been meaning to alter to get more poses.
(Zeromavhunter)
187th post!
BLAM!
In celebration I shot someone dead. =P
New
comic. It's long, and not very funny, but it's there.
(Punches
toilet in the face)
...Has
anyone besides me wondered how those salor moon chicks always manage to keep
there skirts down?
(Magnus
X Zero) Where's my beer?
(I'm
sure the skirts don't stay down in the uncut version)
Frieza: Your beer? Uh...short answer, Nemo. Long answer...ah, you don't want
the long answer.
(Gets Magnus another beer)
Nemo:
(Swinging from chandelier) What do I have to do with any of this?
(Chandelier
falls down)
Frieza: Probably something like that.
Trunks, did they let you graduate this year?
Vegeta:
Listen up everybody! Gather 'round, I have an announcement.
(Nemo continues rolling in the shattered remains of the
chandelier, singing the 'I dream of Genie' theme song)
Vegeta: I said shut up, ya drunks!
(Nemo explodes)
Vegeta: Good. Now I'm afraid I have some bad news. It seems our bar on the SGSB
has been destroyed.
*Gasps*
Vegeta: Because SOMEONE lit one too many things on FIRE!!!
(Looks at Frieza)
Frieza: Uh...sorry...
Sub: So what? We didn't use that bar anyway.
Vegeta: Exactly. It was still full of booze.
Sub: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Trunks: Uh oh. I think I left Mom's wallet in there.
Vegeta: Well then you'd better get going.
Trunks: To get it back?
Vegeta: No, I mean you'd better get out of the country for a few days. Here,
buy a plane tickets. (Hands Trunks something)
Trunks: ...Dad, this is a bottle opener.
Vegeta: The plane leaves in an hour! (Shoves Trunks out the door)
Frieza: Uh oh...I think I left Goku in there.
All: ...
(Mad laughter)
Vegeta: Ah, but seriously. It was our oldest bar in history, and the only one
to die before its time. It never even made it to 400. It could have lived to be
a whole year old.
Frieza: And in its honor, there shall be no more bars on the SGSB...that, and
we never go there anyway.
Vegeta: Good. Now let's all drown our sorrows.
(All get hammered)
Nemo:
(Walks in from front door) Did I miss anything?
Dying,
people being banned, my undead computers journey through the afterlife again...
You know, the usual.
Hey
im finally back(I end up saying this all the time)
I would have been here more the last couple of weeks but Iv been kinda busy.
This Week:.Hack//Mutation
Last Week:Shinobi
Previous 2 weeks befor that:Building a stupid stable for a horse my dad
bought(I hate horse's.as well as chikens and the rat I found in my swimming
pool.)
Yeah,
almost half your posts are 'I'm back', but at least you're still around.
Man...I've seen everything Hack, but I saddly have no PS2, and thus cannot see
the missing piece of the story.
Dos
hundred.
I think I'm gonna start makin' some more SPA comics...
how
many .hacks are there?I only know of
Anime:
.hack//sign and .Hack//Dusk
.Hack Games:
Infection-have
Mutation-have
Outbreak-want
Quarantine-really want.
I know part of the story order is...
(Possible Spoilers)
-
-
-
1st Sign,then The events in the 4Games,But I got no clue where Dusk fits in.My
best guess would be after sign but I'm not sure.
Man
it's been a while since wheve had a goku chilli cook off.Who wants to do the
honers?
It
goes like this:
-The Hack sign novel (available only in Japan. It tells the story of the
creation of the prototype to 'The world'. I obviously haven't read it)
-Sign
-The games
-Liminality(supposed to come with the games...at least it did in Japan).
-Dusk
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Vegeta: Who wants to do the honors?
Frieza: I think we all know the answer to that...hey, where is he?
Vegeta: Huh?...Kakarot, get out here! We're hungry!
Goku's voice: But I don't like being chilli...
Frieza: Damnit monkey, get out here now or we'll use your children too!
Goku's voice: But they're playing at Vegeta's house, and I know none of you are
going there.
Vegeta: Grr, he's right.
Frieza: We'll just have to find him then. Hmm...now where's the stupidest place
you could possibly hide?
(Moment of thought)
Frieza: ...Trunks, light the fire.
(Trunks lights the burner under the chilli pot. Goku jumps out)
Frieza: Ah, there he is. Now how shall we prepare the chilli this time?
the
Liminality DVD's also come with the U.S. version of the game.and the game and
the DVD's coincide(is this even a word?) with one another in the story
line.atleast thats what the creators said on the bonus materials on the DVD.
Weve
never really talked about this stuff but what video games and systems(next gen)
do you guys have?
I have a PS2 with:
Zone of the Enders
Zone of the Enders:The second runner(personal favorite)
Kingdom Hearts
.hack//infection
.Hack//Mutation
DBZ Budokai
Dynasty warriors 3
Metal Gear Solid 2
NFL 2k2(my brother bought this like over 2 years ago and Iv never played
this.I'm not a big fan of sports game)
(Im planning to get Xenosaga and shinobi as well.)
I also have an Xbox(Although I wanted a GameCube).All I got for it is:
Halo(it's all right)
Metal gear solid 2:Substance(the biggest waste of thirty bucks in my life)
and the JSRF and Sega GT disk that came with it.
(I
think I was wrong. Liminality comes just before the games. And yes, coincide is
a word)
The only systems I have are GameCube and GBA, and a bunch of the old ones or
course. I recently finished Zelda: Wind Waker and Golden Sun 2. All I'm working
on now is Sonic Advance 2, and that won't take long. There's no games in the
near future I can think of, so I'll be doing comics and stuff for a while I
guess.
(Stinkie2002)
Anybody remeber me?
bump
Well,
this means that every S.P.A. member I know of has returned here at least once.
(Tosses Stinkie an Ace drink)
(Jumps
up on counter wearing sunglasses)
Frieza: Gentlemen, I have a wonderful idea!
Vegeta: You're not gonna shoot the place up again, are you? Because I'm not
buying more new tables.
Frieza: No no, this will be fun for all! With summer now midway through, I
thought it would be a nice change if we all went out and had an S.P.A. beach party
(like the Las Vegas trip). Anyone up for it?
*disapears
and then reapears with 3 bazookas, 5 51-K machine guns, 10 shotguns, 1 elephant
rifle, 7 six-shooters, and 4 kegs of Sub's Seizure **** *
I'm ready.
Vegeta:I'm
in,as long as I don't have to buy new tables.
(Magnus
X Zero) I wanna take this time to say I feel unusually at peace with things
right now. I feel content and satisfied despite trying times in my life.
Hopefully, I will not lose this feeling.
And no, I'm not drunk.
I'm
glad to hear that Magnus. You've always seemed a bit down. The feeling will
pass away, but don't be discouraged, it will return. But in the meantime, don't
forget what you thought while you felt like that. It may sound crazy now, but
much of it is likely true.
----------------------------------------------------------
Frieza: Well then it's settled! Trunks, grab the booze, some money, and Goku.
Trunks: You got it.
(Trunks pulls out a cooler the size of 6 refrigerators from the back and fills
it with liquor and Goku)
Vegeta: Do we have to take Kakarot?
Frieza: Hey, I don't know about you, but I'm not paying for hamburger meat.
Vegeta: Oh yeah. Come on boy, hurry up! And other boy, this bar had better be
SPOTLESS when we get back!
Trunks: Uh, dad, Social Services took little Trunks away 3 weeks ago.
Vegeta: Again? Don’t those people have other families to bother?
Ace: Yo, I ain't waitin' all day!
(All leave. Vegeta hangs 'Gone drinkin' sign on door)
(Later,
on the beach)
Frieza: You know Sub, you didn't have to kill EVERYONE on that bus.
Sub: Hey, I don't tell you how to do your job.
Frieza: You call that a job?
Sub: (points bazooka at Frieza)
Frieza: ...
Vegeta: Alright, this spot's fine. Set the cooler over there, Trunks.
(Trunks puts down 6 fridge cooler)
Vegeta: Is this all we brought?
Trunks: Well, we drank half on the ride here.
Frieza: Don't worry. I hijacked a duff truck on the way and left it up the
road. And if that's not enough, we can always rob a liquor store, or a gas
station.
Trunks: I'm all over that! (pulls out shotgun and starts blasting seagulls)
Frieza: Vegeta, get that boy help. Really soon.
Vegeta: Hey, I'm not paying for some fancy therapy. He's got all the help he
needs right here with his family.
Frieza: But he never sees his family.
Vegeta: I meant his bar family! He's got me-
Frieza: Yeah, that's helping.
Vegeta: You-
Frieza: Keep trying.
Vegeta: Uh, the guy over there (points to Sub mugging hotdog vender)
Frieza: Don't know where to begin with that one.
Trunks: Don't forget the clowns that haunt my sleep every night! They remind me
that they're all against me.
Vegeta: Um...Kakarot?...hey, where is Kakarot anyway? He's not in the cooler.
Trunks: He must've snuck out. Should I go find him (hefts shotgun)
Vegeta: Nah, he'll turn up somewhere.
(Goku comes running up wearing a straw hat, plastic sunglasses, and a Hawaiian
shirt)
Goku: Yeah! Beach party! Woo!...right? I can say it now?
Vegeta: (sigh) Yes Kakarot, you can say it now.
Goku: Woo! Party! Yeah! Woo!
(Goku runs down the beach yelling party)
Frieza: ...we get him help first.
Vegeta: Let him get his own help.
(Magnus
X Zero) Beer fellas! I need drunkness.
Goku:*continues
running up the beach*
Trunks:I wish I had a Straw hat.
Vegeta:Really?
Trunks:HELL NO?I was just making conversation.
Vegeta:I see...
Trunks:...*drinks beer*yup
Vegeta:yup...
Frieza:Yup...
Goku:Yeah!...I mean Yup...
*Vegeta,Trunks and Frieza all throw beer cans at Goku*
*crickets chirp*
(it's
3 in the morning and im bored as hell.I call this one Vegeta's Loaded)
Vegeta:Alright every body gather around.
Trunks:Now what?
Vegeta:Apparently kakarot has decided to join a some rebel faction.
Frieza:And who might that be?
Vegeta:One of the most evil groups in history.
Frieza:Disney?
Sub:Pepsi?
Trunks:Those people who go to your million dollar beach house at christmas time
and sing annoying songs just so they can ask you for charity afterwards which
makes you feel kinda awkward because it's 3 in the afternoon and your not
wearing any pants only boxers and*Vegeta inturupts*
Vegeta:What the hell are you talking about boy?...And what the hell are you
doing at 3 in the afternoon without any pants?
Trunks:Well if you must know I was doing Laundry.It's hard being a bachelor in
this day and age.Whene you have no one to care for you in such a crule world
while trying to maintain a pimp life style.
Frieza:Saying Hello to a woman does not make you a pimp.
Vegeta:Espesially whene you always get rejected by them...and why is it you've
never told us about this beach house of yours.
Nemo:...wait You really have a beach house?
Ace:And it's really worth a million dollars?
Trunks:2.4 to be exact
Vegeta:exactly where the hell did you come up with that kind of money?
Trunks:Well I uh...Hey aren't we supposed to be talking about goku rebelling
against us or something?
Frieza:Forget that,this is more interesting.
Vegeta:Yes it is,NOW SPEAK BOY!!!
Trunks:About What!
Frieza:About the house!
Trunks:Hey I never ask about your personal lives!
Vegeta:well most of us don't have million dollar homes!
Trunks:Then buy one!it's not like you guys can't afford one!Especially you
father.
Vegeta:Huh?
Trunks:Anyone actually bother to tell you that whene you married mom you gained
50 percent of capsule corp.?
Vegeta:...Huh?
Frieza:I always found it kind of odd how we've never had trouble buying a new
bar.
Sub:How much money does vegeta actully get?I would say earn but that would
offend those of us who actually have jobs.
Vegeta:*still in shock*...Huh?
(to be continued...after I get something to eat)
Vegeta:*Sitting
in a corner*huh?
Frieza:Hmmm,Seeing as vegeta is actually rich,I propose we find a way to take
his money for ourselves.
Everybody:Agreed!
Goku:*Walks in*yeah I agree.
Frieza:What are you doing here Monkey!
Trunks:Yeah goku,I heard you left us for some other group.
Goku:Actually that was a self help group.to keep it brief it's called the
"Abused Main Anime Characters Treatment Center For The Abused and
Misunderstood Main Anime Character"
Frieza:Thats Brief?
Trunks:Maybe in his strange wor...*gets punched by goku*Ah damn it what the
hell was that.
Goku:Something I learned at the center.
Nemo:Which would be?
Goku:that violence really is the answer.
Trunks:Wait so does this mean your gonna start fighting back now?
Goku:Thats Right
Trunks:Damn!
Goku:Got that right*cracks knuckles*Now who's first!
ALL:He is!*all point to the still shocked vegeta*
Vegeta:...Huh?
Goku:*tackles vegeta and begins attacking him*
Trunks:Well he's out of the way,now what were we talking about?
Frieza:how to get vegeta's money.
Trunks:Oh yeah,So any Ideas?
Sub:Hold
that thought. I have a mission.
*grabs 2 51-k machine guns and runs outside. Outside a voice that hasn't gone
through puberty yells.*
Haha look at that shooby he's a freak!
Sub:Die spawn of PBS!
*several screams are emitted and then Sub runs back in.*
FRieza:what the hell was that.
Sub:seagulls. really big annoying IQ lowering seagulls.
Frieza:
Uh...you have some ‘seagull’ blood on your leg.
Sub: Hm? Oh. (wipes blood off and licks fingers)
Frieza: Now how to get that money...
Sub: I have an idea!
Frieza: I was thinking more along the line of something that isn't going to
kill him.
Sub: Kill is such an ugly word. I prefer the term
‘[censored][censored][censored][censored][censored][censored]'.
(Silence)
Trunks: I figure the easiest way to get it out of him would be to get him drunk
and make him sign over his half of Capsule Corp.
Frieza: Yeah, but then we gotta wait until Goku's done with him.
Goku: Oh, I am.
(Everyone jumps with surprise)
Goku: Yeah, he fell unconscious...at least I think he did. He just keeps saying
'huh?' over and over. So who's next?
(Sub begins to take something out, but Frieza interrupts)
Frieza: Uh, wait. You wanted to help us get Vegeta’s fortune, right?
Goku: Yeah. I figure after all the injury I’ve taken in this bar, he owes me
some crazy amount of money.
Frieza: Ok then. Our plan is to sneak into his house and get all his important
papers so we can steal his identity and withdraw all his money.
Goku: Sounds good.
Frieza: Good. So could you go get his house key? He keeps it in the basement.
Goku: Sure...uh, where’s the basement again?
Frieza: Right down that chute.
Goku: Thanks.
(Goku begins getting into tube labeled 'Sub's pit of unfathomable agony', but
stops)
Goku: Hey, you already tried this one! Just how dumb do you think I am?!
Ace: ...
Sub: ...
Trunks: ...
Frieza: ...do I have to get the videotape out?
Goku: Well those days are over! Hear me?! (Grabs Frieza)
Frieza: Oh fine! I’m sorry. The basement’s over there (points to basement)
Goku: There. See? Things work out better when you don’t try to trick me.
(Goko walks into basement. Frieza locks basement door)
Frieza: Hey, he’s right!
Trunks: Uh, dad’s keys aren’t down there...and that door’s make of cardboard.
Frieza: Oh, he may not find keys down there, but I think he’ll be well
occupied.
(Frieza and Ace share a sadistic laugh)
Trunks: ...what are you keeping down there?
Frieza: Ah, don’t worry about it. I don’t think we’ll be seeing him for a few
hours. But in the meantime, let’s get back to Vegeta over there.
Vegeta: ...huh?
(Magnus X
Zero) You guys put so much thought into your posts.
It's weird. If I did that it would be sad.
Trunks:I
think Iv finaly figured it out.
Frieza:How to get the Money?
Trunks:No,How to get Goku off our backs.
Frieza:and hows that?
Trunks:By putting him with his own kind.
Ace:Saiyans?
Nemo:Circus folk?
Frieza:Monkeys at the Zoo.
Trunks:No,no and I kinda take offense to that last one.
Frieza:Hehehe.So then who?
Trunks:Other Anime characters who act idiotic but are actually strong.
Ace:That would be?
Trunks:Kenshin Himura a.k.a. Battousai the Manslayer and Vash the Stampede a.k.a.
The Humanoid Typhoon.
Frieza:I see...actually I don't,what the hell's the point of this?
Trunks:If we put Goku with people who will be his friends,he'll stop bugging
us.Thus letting us think of ways to get the money...that and I wants Kenshins
sword.
Sub:How come?
Trunks:Cause mine breaks every time I actually use it.Now who wants to Kidnap
Kenshin and Vash?
Frieza:
Well, I suppose it sounds more amusing that actually fighting him.
Sub: Speak for yourself.
Frieza: Fine. I'll go get Kenshin, since I don't know who or where the other
guy is.
Nemo: Can I come? I promise not to cause comic mischief like I always do.
Frieza: ...
Nemo: Uh...and I'll carry the beer?
Frieza: Done. Now let's go.
(Frieza leaves. Nemo follows, pretending he's an airplane)
(Later)
Sanosuke: Alright Kenshin, let's have that rematch!
Kenshin: Ok then. Ready? Go!
(Kenshin and Sanosuke charge each other. Nemo flies between them. Kenshin falls
flat on his face)
Sanosuke: What the...
Kenshin: It appears to be some sort of animal, that it does.
Sanosuke: Well why did it just jump at us?
Frieza: (emerging from bushes) Uh, pay no attention to that. It's just a
little-
Sanosuke: AH! It's a demon! Run Kenshin, it's come to take our souls!
Frieza: I am not a demon.
Kenshin: Now hold on Sanosuke; we don't know what this thing's intention's are.
Frieza: I am not a demon.
Sanosuke: What do you mean it's intentions?! Just look at it! What do you think
something like that would want? A cup of tea?! Directions?! The time?! Come on
Kenshin, we gotta get outta here!
Frieza: I am not a demon.
Kenshin: We can't judge others by appearance. If people did that to you, they'd
clear the streets every time you passed.
Sanosuke: Uh, Kenshin, they DO clear the streets every time I pass.
Frieza: I am not a demon.
Kenshin: Really? Are you sure it was you? Maybe it was someone behind you, or
maybe you just really needed a bath.
Nemo: (jumping to his feet) Whee!! Throw me again!
Sanosuke: AH!
Kenshin: The beast can speak.
Sanosuke: See?! It's black magic I tell ya!
Frieza: Oh, will you two calm down already! There's really nothing to be afraid
of!
Nemo: Yeah! It's not like we're here to kidnap you and lock you in a poorly
built basement with an abused and disturbed Anime star so that we can get him
out of our hair and rob a bartender!
Kenshin: (Confused look)
Sanosuke: (Confused look)
Nemo: (Blissfully unaware look)
Frieza: (Unamused look)...Nemo, go play in traffic.
Nemo: But this is 18th century Japan. There is no traffic.
Frieza: THEN GO PLAY WITH THE DAMN SWORDSMAN!
(Throws Nemo at Kenshin. Kenshin gets hit in the head and falls unconscious)
Frieza: Wow. He is a lot like Goku. Hm. I wonder how Trunks is making out.
Vegeta: ...huh?
(Zeromavhunter)
*says yup, drinks beer*
(Magnus
X Zero) I'm gonna kill you all.
Frieza: Wanna bet?
Zero: Yeah, I do.
Frieza: How much?
Zero: Christ, I was joking.
Frieza: Oh... *shoots a bird*
*waits
onmiously for Frieza and Nemo to get back. As they come in he nods and throws a
beer to Frieza.*
Sub:What was the name of the other guy? Vash?
Frieza:yes.
Nemo:Whooo lets all streak!
Sub:...Nemo most of us arn't wearing clothes and those who are are more human
then us.
Nemo:...OMG I'm a woman!
*Nemo faints in horror after looking down.*
Frieza:You'd think he'd realize by now that all furries have there genitalia
hidden...
Sub:Vash... sounds familiar. Be right back.
*goes into basement and returns moments later with a frozen bodybag.*
Sub:I think he's alive...
I
know the rest of tbhe guys are gonna kill me for this. But since it's my
birthday, FREE ACE DRINKS FOR EVERYONE, MAN!!!
(Swigs a tall one and promptly begins babbling insanely while going into
seisure.)
(Magnus
X Zero) Yay! *starts drinking*
*stops
drinking* You know, maybe we should move the bar to the Sonic Games social...
There's more activitiy and stuff... Of course, we would keep something here,
but I think it's time to put more weight in to the SGS. My two cents.
Trunks:Well
1st off Happy birthday to Ace,Second of all Since no one knows who vash is I
guess well make do with the battousai.And Finaly,we made a descion(I'm too lazy
to use spell check)a while back that in honor of the only bar that has failed
us(the only one on the SGS)we would keep the bar a permanent SASB only thing.
Frieza:
We did have a bar on the SGSB for a time. A LONG time. It must have been the
oldest bar in our history, but after about post 300, me and Nemo were the only
ones who posted there...mostly me. If you want the full and slightly comical
explanation, it's all here:
http://s3.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=540&topic=7510137&page=19
And perhaps we there can one day be a bar on another board. Perhaps...but it
didn't work out too well this time. We kept getting confused as to what was
happening in which bar, and then we just abandoned it entirly. So for a good
while, this is our home. And I for one am glad we're all back in the same
thread.
Frieza: Oh, and it turns out Sub had Vash (I remembered who he is...I don't
know him well enough to do a scene, but I know he's from Trigun) frozen in the
basement the whole time. So let's revive him and then put him back down there
with Goku. Oh yeah, here's the sword.
(Gives Trunks Kenshin's sword)
Trunks:Yes
New sowrd for me!*begins hitting people forgetting it's a reversed blade sword*
(Magnus
X Zero) I see. I see. I see. *kicks Trunks* Mwahahaha!
Nemo:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH... A sailor's life for me, HEY! (Throws paper boat into ocean
and jumps onto it, then begins using a twig as an oar.)
All: (Stare uncomprehendingly)
~Five minutes later, once Nemo is about a hundred feet from the shore~
Frieza: Shouldn't we be wondering how a boat made out of one sheet of
newspaper, made by a drunken idiot, seems to be more sea-worthy than anything
we could've made even without being drunk?
Trunks: Probably. (Shoots at Nemo with shotgun. Paper boat takes a hit in the
side, but still seems to be alright.)
Hey
Friez, I think a while back you said you had all the bars saved into a Word
doc, could you send me that when you get back? Along with the Goku sprites you
use... I can't find them anywhere.
(Is
typing from hotel)
(Is being charged $10)
The past bars have been on the SPA site for a while now. They're right above
the Metro city battle The Goku sprites I use are from Psy's site. He recently
gave all his sprites to other people, but the links to them are there.
why
is it all secluded to What is SPA page? sometimes the freezes on me and won't
load. It's nothing wrong with it but my computer is like it drank all of my
SSS. I really wanna go and read up about all our past adventures.
(Magnus
X Zero) WHERE'S MY ****ING BEER?! AHHHH!!
Frieza:
Oh yeah, forgot the bars were there. Still can't find that sheet on any of
those sites, or a few others, so can you still send it to me when you get back?
No hurry.
(Beer
falls on Magnus)
Apparently, the recently removed that sheet. There's some poses of him standing
and kicking here, but I'd imagine you need more than that.
http://tsgk.captainn.net/sprites_snes_dragonballzhyperdimension.html
Feel free to use any Goku sheet that works for you. I've been looking for a
non-SSJ sheet for Vegeta and Goku for a while, but none of them have the kind
of poses I need.
I
guess that'll work... Don't you have a sheet saved somewhere for when you make
comics? Or is it that one?
(Galactic
Magi) hello!..........can anyone give me an estimate how many times this topic
has been created?
(Magnus
X Zero) Like a bajillion times.
I
think we're up to 8 now.
I don't keep sprite sheets that I'm not responsible for on my hardrive. When I
make comics, I just take them off the sites. Even ones I have saved I get off
the S.P.A. site. If it comes back, I'll save it.
...Damnation!
Well, I'm goin to football camp in LA for the weekend. I leave tonight, I'll be
back Tuesday night, expect me to post on Wednesday. If you see that sheet, save
it for me.
(Magnus
X Zero) I got my school schedule today. I have the sexist physics teacher. Yup.
My life is stupid.
Frieza:
Ok, I haven't heard any fighting for a while. We'd better send these guys down.
Is Vash thawed out yet?
Sub: (Using a flame thrower on frozen Vash) Nah, not for another hour.
Frieza: Well then, we'll just make due with Kenshin for a while. Battousai, get
over here.
Nemo: Uh, he's still unconscious.
Frieza: Don't bother me with details, just get him over here!
(Nemo tosses Frieza Kenshin. Frieza drags him into the basement)
Goku: Oh, hi Frieza! Sorry I'm taking so long. Vegeta must hide those keys
really well! Oh, by the way, you've got a pretty big rat problem down here. I
just spent an hour killing this HUGE one. You should call an exterminator.
That's what we did when we had cricket problem in my back yard 'cause they were
making so much noise all day and all night going 'cheep cheep cheep' and it was
driving Chichi crazy so she said "Goku, stop playing with the kitchen
appliances and get rid of those crickets!" so I went out and did a
Kamehameha like the one I used on you only weaker but I missed the yard
completely and blew up a forest and Chichi just sighed and called the
exterminator and I went back and played with the microwave 'cause the beepy
sounds make me giggle, and then I went to sleep...I'm sorry, what were we
talking about?
Frieza: ......um...never mind. I've got someone here I'd like you to meet. His
name is Kenshin Himura.
Goku: Oh! Pleased to meet you! (Bows to the unconscious Kenshin)
Frieza: Uh...yeah, well, why don't you two just talk for a while. He's a bit
tired right now, so he won't say too much, but I think you'll get along fine.
Now, uh, I'll go look for Vegeta's keys upstairs.
Goku: Look for what now?
Frieza: Uh, nothing.
(Frieza comes back)
Frieza: He'll be down there all day. Now, back to the other monkey.
Vegeta: ...huh?
Nemo: Hey guys, wait a minute. Don't we already have Vegeta's fortune?
Frieza: Explain.
Nemo: Well, he gives us all the free beer we want, and he buys us a new bar
every month, and all the mindless things we fill it with. Why bother taking it?
Frieza: Uh...
Trunks: We...
Sub: Nemo, are you trying to make sense?
Nemo: Well, I-
(Sub stuffs Nemo into a small cylinder and blasts it into space. It explodes.)
Sub: Problem solved.
Trunks: Yeah, now how do we get my dad out of this trance?
Vegeta: ...huh?
That
goku thing was hilarious
Thanks.
I've always thought you did him best, though.
(Magnus
X Zero) You guys don't ever get tired of typing up all of that?
I
have fun doing it. Its part of why I make comics.
(Magnus
X Zero) Eh, I'm lazy. I had a weird dream. It made me want to cry. o_O
Feel
like telling?
(firerocket1)
You know...
Every one of these topics I try and buy some Milk.
So, I'd like some now if ya don't mind....
(Magnus
X Zero) Actually, no. I don't even know why it makes me want to cry.
On
another note, hey Firerocket. Haven't seen you for a while.
(firerocket1)
Hey MXZ. Glad to know at least someone remembes I exist around here...@_@
*Looks
at FR*
Hey, who's this guy?
milk,milk...ah
here we are *hands firerocket mug of Frosty Freiza with the word milk scrawled
on the mug*
He
was in the Metro battle, remember?
I
remember fire rocket from awhile back.
*koff*
I was joking about that, by the way. >_>
We're actually pretty good friends, so... yeah.
Just
making sure.
Yeah.
Could you send me the side view bar bg from the second comic of episode four?
imtired@qwest.net if you don't have my email... though I think you do.
(Magnus
X Zero) Ladadadada, I beat Dynasty Warriors 4 with the Shu kingdom. And I'm
getting around to beating Metroid Prime, finally. But that does leave Zelda,
X2, and Ikaruga...
*Currently
addicted to Final Fantasy I*
*Currently re-addicted to Battlefield 1942*
*Currently trying to think of a fun way to destroy copy of Dragon Ball Z:
Ultimate Battle 22, so that I WILL NEVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE SUCH TERRIBLENESS
IN A FIGHTING GAME AGAIN*
I'm
updating the backgrounds page to include my newest creations. I'm planning on
making a left side view next.
(Magnus
X Zero) People, I need money. Send $100 in cash to my house address. Really.
I'm not kidding.
You
in trouble?
was
just reading bars from days' past, and WOW, I really acted like an idiot when I
first came here. I gotta stop being so hard on other newcomers.
Always
a good idea.
I
remember when you first came. I kicked your ass good.
(Magnus
X Zero) I need money. Send now. Don't ask questions.
Just kidding. Although I am raising money for a new video card. Current amount
of money for video card: 106 dollars.
Man
this stinks,I might be going a way for like a week or 2.this time it's
diiferent than me just being a lazy bum who's to lazy to get up and turn on the
computer.we own a house in mexico and we haven't been there in a while so my mom
wants to go there to do stuff, like clean and do massive yard work.and now she
wants me to go with her,Which I don't want to.I hate it over there,I always end
up bored,angry,Hungry and hungover...well causeing that last part's not so
bad.but Im betting the only reason she wants me to go is because she's going to
make me do all the yard work.and that is one ugly ass yard.not only is it
huge,but it's filled with rats,scorpions,thorn bushes,a couple dead pirates who
got lost and I'm sure thers a portal to hell some where there.I plus adult swim
gonna show 2 new animes and I don't wanna miss them.I gotta find a way to get
out of going,that or find a way to exploit and take advantage this situation.
...You
could send us a post card?
or
you could knock her out with 300 times the recomended amount of sleeping pills
and when she akes she'll be like. "OH NO....who the hell am I?"
Damn.
That's a long time to spend in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do. Good
luck getting out of it. If you can't, you could always tape F.L.C.L. and the
other thing. And Big O. I finally realized that it's a good show.
(Magnus
X Zero) Sucks for you Trunks. Hope you don't fall in to a portal to Hell, lol.
Im
more worried about the scorpions.And I just found out that if I do go it's
gonna be on friday.Im gonna try and tell the folks that if they want me to go
they better fufill my list of demands,
1.A gamecube or $100(either will do)
2.A pack of batteries(for CD player)
3.A case of lipton brisk Ice tea(I can litterally finish a whole case in just 2
days.I love this stuff.)
(Magnus
X Zero) Heh.
(Back
to Vegeta)
Frieza: Alright, alright, I suppose Nemo has a point. Besides, I'm ridiculously
rich already. I vote we let him keep it...but let's not tell him about it.
Trunks: Why?
Frieza: Just to be mean.
Trunks: Well alright. I'm rich too.
(Goes back to whacking customers with reverse-blade sword)
Sub: Hey, maybe you're rich, but I still want his money!
Frieza: What do you need money for? You just kill everyone and take what you
want anyway.
Sub: Yes, but sometimes I feel like being nice and paying for stuff.
Frieza: Really?
Sub: No.
(Kicks Frieza in the shin)
Frieza: Agh! Look, here's a check for 20 million dollars. Go buy yourself some
hookers and never speak of this again.
(Sub leaves)
Trunks: (whacking Frieza with sword) Now how do we wake up my dad?
Frieza: Easy.
(Splashes Vegeta with beer)
Vegeta: Huh?...wha? Ah! Precious alcohol leaking through floor boards!
(Begins licking floor)
Vegeta: Ah...hey, why can't I remember the last few hours.
Frieza: You were hammered.
Vegeta: Oh, right.
(All drink, except for Trunks, who considers robbing a MacDonald’s with his new
sword, but settles for just pestering the cashier)
LOL!that
was great.mainly the macDonalds thing.
But anyways in RL,many new problemes have arisen with the whole trip thing and
the evil plan to get me a GC,Now my brother wants to go.and take his trampy ass
girlfriend,who my Mom hates.to make things worse were driving there and I don't
want to be in that hostile situation for 2 days!.All I wanted is a stinkging
GameCube but now everything is to damn confuseing.I don't even know why my
idiot brother wants to go,this isn't some sort of vacation,were goin to do
massive yard work...and maybe get drunk a little.and by a little I mean untill
theres more alchohol in my blood than plasma.
BTW,Anybody else see Fooly Cooly last night?That show was hilarious...and
really confusing.
(Magnus
X Zero) Get a stick, and whack them until they're knocked out. Take the car and
leave. Mwahahaha! Just kidding.
Beer please.
I
welcome you to hell, man. My 'vacation' was disorganized, crowded with people I
don't like (my whole extended family) and bad times. I was broke, I had to
sleep on the floor in the hotel room, and we had a view of what must be the
most ghetto beach in the world.
Hey
Ace, do you have any Spades sprites? I'll need'em eventually for the Metro City
battle comic.
You're
18, right? If you really want to avoid this whole situation, you could play
that card. Besides, now they have your brother to do the yard work, so they
don't need you. But if you still gotta go, you have my sympathes.
And yes, I saw FLCL. I love the insanity, and I'm trying to figure out the
deeper meaning. I've been told that some people watch the series 5 times
through and half of it still makes no sense. But I'm still gonna try.
This
is on Adult Swim, this show?
I keep trying to remember to start watching that... I used to watch it all the
time a few months ago... and I've kept forgeting every since.
http://jet.ro/dismount/
Download the truck game. Now. Funniest game ever made.
Fooly
Cooly is the best damned anime evar! mainly because of our beloved Vespa women and
that kickass bass. OH and Mammimi....ah....so many pantyshots and were only in
the 3rd ep.
(Magnus
X Zero) You people confuse me. Now where's my beer?!
I
agree with you sub,fooly cooly rules,But unfortunately it's only 6 episodes
long.
as for the other thing,I am now officially going.not because I want to but
because my brother's takeing the PS2.And being the type of person I am(someone
with no life)I feel it is my duty to protect it.that and my brother bought the
adapter for the car.as well as other stuff to which he was clueless to,Like a
2nd PS2 controll(he had no clue we only had one) and a new Mem card(I told him
to get one because he bought some football game that takes up 3000 blocks or MB
or whatever it's called and Im running out).
But also I ended up buying GTA3,the best part was that I found one that didn't
have that ugly ass greatest hits design on the case(I always hated that).and if
all goes as planned I also end up getting Armored core 3 today.
In
honor of FLCL, I present to you the most random thing I’ve ever written. All
seeking to find deeper meaning in the following series of events will be shot.
(To die at the bar)
Ace: Hey Friez, I need some hog eyes for my new drink.
Frieza: Coming right up.
(Unscrews light bulb and places it in Solar’s drink)
Ace: …why’d you do that?
Frieza: So that I could do this.
(Begins tap dancing in the darkened spot)
(Roy and Marth enter)
Marth: See? I told you we’d find the legendary tap-dancing salamander here! He
shall lead us to victory!
Roy: Indeed.
(Chops off Marth’s head)
Roy: And remember kids, always eat your vegetables, or your best friend might
stab you in the back, like this.
(Stabs Marth’s corpse in the back)
(Roy’s head is impaled by canned corn)
Nemo: I win!
Frieza: Congratulations Mr. Roosevelt.
(Sets Nemo on fire)
Vegeta: Hey, who stole my ca-?!
(Goku runs Vegeta over with his car)
(Elsewhere)
Gamma: Objective 1: Get stoned.
(Eats empty beer bottle)
Gamma: Mission complete.
(Ace tears off Gamma’s arm and throws it on the grill)
Ace: Dinner should be ready in about 10 minutes.
Sub: That’s not long enough!
(Blows up the Lincoln Memorial)
Ace: yvan eht nioj, NAM!
Frieza: Setnunabuab, otlecouhf!
Solar: Cabuando!
Animal (from the Muppets): BOOZE!!! ANIMAL NEED BOOZE!!!
Vegeta-clown: Oh no! He’s after the beer!
Ace: What do we do?!
Solar: There’s only one thing to do.
Sub: And I’m just the guy crazy enough to do it!
(Constructs mini-mall for gnomes)
Animal: BLAAAA!!! (Bites off Nemo’s head)
Trunks: They say music soothes the savage beast!
Frieza: Then I’ll strike up a funeral dirge!
(Blows up piano)
Trunks: No, no, like this.
(Dips empty wine bottle in gasoline)
(Lights bottle)
(Gasoline soaked bottle turns into panda)
Frieza-with-microphone: I see. And tell us about your recipe, Mr…
Trunks: Bob. James Bob.
(Turns into Opera)
Ace: Dinner’s on, MAN!
(Begins mowing down all with automatic rifles)
Vegeta-Kiss-member: Quick! Under the fridge!
(All dive under fridge and emerge in happy land)
Nemo: Aah! Rainbows!
Vegeta: Quick! Under the Victorian coffee table!
(All dive under table and emerge in bar)
Sub: Arise storm! Consume the infidels!
(Eternal dragon rises from Shop-Rite bag)
Dragon: Non-believers shall be pantsed.
Frieza: But we’re not wearing pants.
(Dragon explodes, creating unrelated fireworks shows over every non-drive-in
movie theatre in the world)
FBI: 37% of your bar are belong to I.R.S.
Ace: Let me break it down for ya.
(Ace jams on guitar. FBI agents dance. None are spared)
Nemo: (Drinking flashlight) You know-
Sub: Blasphemy!
(Chorus rises from street)
(Chorus sings while apocalyptic circus descends upon the city, bathing it in
fire and destruction with a hint of lemon)
Ace: And the whole universe is a giant guitar.
Sub: And all shall know who see him there, and all shall fall to their knees
and roll around until they fall overboard.
Nemo: And corn pops are not an acceptable substitute for a broken heart.
Solar: And halogen tastes better than florescent.
Marth: And I WANT MY EGGO BACK!!!
Frieza: And you and I with wings of time do swim the silver spoon.
Goku: Hi guys!
Vegeta: And Kakarot won’t live very long.
Trunks: And dreams are never broken.
(Smash!)
Ace: Yo Friez!
Frieza: Yeah?
Ace: Where’s my chili fries?
Frieza: Just another regular die at the Saiya-jin’s Club Bar and Grill.
(Magnus
X Zero) Dammit, I'm trying to find the Terminator theme song and other stuff to
listen to. All I find are some crappy remixes.
This
is a dead board. Period.
(Back
at the beach)
Goku: Hey guys, bury me!
Frieza: Whatever.
(Frieza and Vegeta bury Goku)
Goku's head: Yay! Now dig me out!
Vegeta: Uh, in a minute. I'm gonna go get a beer.
Frieza: Yes, me too.
(3 hours later)
Goku: Guys? These horsefly bites are starting to hurt, and I think the tide is
coming in...oh, hi Mister Crab. What have you-OW!
(At drink shack)
Frieza: Ah, there's nothing like sea air and liquor.
Nemo: Except maybe that wierd brand of steak sauce I made from couch stuffing.
Frieza: Aren't you supposed to be out on a paper boat?
Nemo: I am.
(Points to ocean)
(Frieza sees Nemo on paper boat)
(Looks down to find Nemo gone)
Frieza: ...I think I finally get it! He's so stupid that it actually bends
reality!
Oh
yeah...Haha...
...
>.>
<.<
*poke*
http://home.1asphost.com/captnemo/random001.gif
>.>;
Yep.
(Magnus
X Zero) booga wooga wooga
Hey
I'm finally back,after a long road trip thrue northern Mexico,texas,arizona and
most of eastern california...so hows everyone doing
I've
hardly been here because I've got a new job that takes up a lot of time, Ace is
having computer trouble as always, and Nemo and Sub have disappeared.
How was the trip? Not that I don't already know, but...
(Magnus
X Zero) And everyone ignores me. I'm getting pissed.
*deep breath* WHERE'S MY BEER?! *pulls out spear*
Man
Magnus we ignore youi cuz every post u ask for a beer and every post after that
we give you one. There is only one conclusion drawn by that. YOU ARE NOW
OBEISE!
(Throws
beer out window into traffic)
Nemo: Fetch, boy.
As for why I've not been here...well...
With yesterday came the end of the second week of school, and with nine o'clock
this morning came the end of the first week of football practice (no seriously,
we FINISHED our two and a half hour practice at nine AM. I woke up at five
thirty to get to the field on time). Why practice so early? 'Cause we were
****ing sick of practicing for that long in the 110 degree Arizona weather (by
the way, Trunks, what part of AZ did you see?).
I mentioned the 110 degree practices. This is because we had practice every day
after school this week starting at four (an hour and fifteen minutes after
getting out), until six. Well, they say six, but if you've ever had experiences
with football coaches, you know it's always longer. Usually about a half hour.
After this, I must get unsuited. This is quite a chore when one has just
finished doing sprints up and down the field. I'm usually in my car to go home
around 6:45, and get home a couple minutes before seven.
Hey. Looks like I have two hours to do stuff after I eat and take a shower
(we're now at 7:30). Oh wait, I'm in the PreIB program (I'm a freshmen, which
is why it's not just IB. If you don't know what [Pre]IB is, it's basically all
honors classes, and something that colleges like to see on application forms.
It also means I'm not required to take PE, which for me is great), now I get to
spend two and a half hours doing homework, and I'm dead tired so I can't
concentrate.
I know 9:30 may sound early to go to sleep, but I'm just that damn tired.
Now it's ten, and I'm just dead. Not dead tired, dead. Which could explain how
I woke up thursday morning with my pants still on, and my wallet and cell phone
in my pockets.
I've had no free time all week, and I'm gonna go do something else now.
Sorry if I kinda ranted there, I've needed to vent a little. I'm also not mad
at you guys in any way, since I realise it might sound like that, reading what
I just wrote. I'll be here over the weekends, and I can't wait for the first
football game on the third, two days before my birthday.
Nemo out.
I
can kinda relate. I just stared a new job and have had hardly any free time
this week, but your story makes mine sound small. Hope it gets easier.
Yah
I've just been busy with school. Not to mention my parents just got a
divorce...when I was 5.... wait a tic... who cares... just shut up.... *Roland
runs in and shoots Nemo* good job Roland.
Practices
are s'posed to go to three times a week after the first game, I think... And I
have a three day weekend for Labor Day coming up, and then the first game the
following wednesday, so it should get better pretty soon.
well
the road trip to there was hell,I spent the whole time crushed in the back seat
with my little sister(7).the whole trip she was coughing,singing and basically
pissing me off.
once we got there it started to get better,I had completly forgotten how great
the food there could be if you go to the right places.as for the yard work...I
did some but that huge yard scares the hell out of me.so I had my uncle do it
for me.He works for Beer but we paid him some money too.I did on the other hand
have to do some painting.it sounds like something easy but not whene you have
to paint 8 rooms,and thats just on the second floor.But besides that all I did
the whole 2 weeks was just play PS2,and watch the cartoon network.most of it
was in english,mainly toonami and adult swim anime and what ever the hell that
thing on saturday is called.but besides going to a walmart over there and the
ocasional food runs and trips to the local drinking establishments,I never left
the house.all in all it was entertaining and I made like $130 bucks.
but the trip back was the worst thing of all,the 1st day (2 day drive)my sister
kept throwing up over and over again,the first 2 times she threw up in bags
that were then handed to me so I could throw it out the window,but unfortunatly
both bags had holes in them*shudders*...she had corn for dinner.
(Magnus
X Zero) Of course not, I am so slim. I am fit and strong, yes I am. Now where's
my beer?
(Rolls
Magnus a beer with a note attached, reading "If you drink it, they will
come")
Sweet
murciful Jesus (that's hay-soos. Yeah...) on a pogostick. I have no
homework. Thank you god.
(Shoots blowdart at Magnus's beer, which then spontaneously combusts. Random
violence follows.)
Nemo: (From back alley with multiple broken bones and bruises) Heh heh... good
times.
XD
Priceless last frame in comic 7 Friez. Hilarious.
Thanks.
It just seemed so right.
(Magnus
X Zero) ?!*@$ Nemo you *!@*$! You blow up my beer! ARRGH! *jumps on Nemo and
beats the crap out of him*
(Gets
up on stage)
Frieza: These are some jokes that used to float around the galaxy back in the
days of Vegeta's father. (Most of them aren't very funny, but what the hell,
here they are).
----------------------------------------------------Frieza's top 20 Saiya-jin
jokes-------------------------------------------------------
20-So a saiya-jin drives into a bar...I always said sayjins can't drive.
19-Saiya-jins are so stupid, when they take intelligence tests, they always
come out negative.
18-Two saiya-jins are sitting in a bar, one says "I got an idea!".
The other says "Beginners luck".
17-A saiya-jins walking down the street falls in an open manhole and says
"Hey, I can see my house down here!"
16-What's the difference between a dying saiya-jins and an umbrella? You don't
have to kill the umbrella to shut it up.
15-What do you get when you cross Frieza with a saiya-jins ? One dead
saiya-jins .
14-What's ugly, smelly, and has an I.Q of 12? A dozen saiya-jins.
13-What do you need to know to teach a sayjin new tricks? More than the
saiya-jins.
12-saiya-jins are smarter than they look. But then, they'd have to be!
11-What's uglier and dumber than a saiya-jins? 2 saiya-jins!
10-What do you call a smart saiya-jins? A freak of nature.
9-How many saiya-jins does it take to beat Frieza? I don't know yet, I'm
waiting for them to thicken their numbers a bit.
8-How can you tell a saiya-jins has been drinking from a toilet? It’s breath
smells better.
7-Why did God create saiya-jins? To give Frieza something to laugh at.
6-How many saiya-jins does it take to replace a light bulb? One, but you have
to screw him in real tight.
5-How many saiya-jins does it take to make a fur coat? None, saiya-jins can't
sew!
4-What has a tail, headlights and spots? A homo-saiya-jins with acne.
3-Higher forms of life evolve from lower ones. Which must mean rocks evolved
from saiya-jins.
2-Why are saiya-jins like nails? They both need a good whack on the head!
1-Frieza is poetry in motion. Saiya-jins are gibberish in neutral.
Frieza: Thank you.
(Gets blasted by Vegeta, Trunks, and Goku)
(Magnus
X Zero) ...
The
bar just isn't what it used to be. Oh well. Better make the best of it. *starts
stealing beer*
Yes,
it hasn't been what it used to be for year.
(NEG)
::NEG, Cameraman and Mistic Meg enters::
NEG:Ello ello folks. Just thought I'd pop in and say hi.
Cameraman:I need the loo! ::runs to the toilets::
::NEG and Mistic Meg sits down::
NEG:So..whats up folks?
//NEG\\
thats
true,we gotta thinks of something to that'll make us like we used to be.
anyways school stinks...In my opinion.
(Gives
NEG a Frosy Frieza and thanks him for stopping in)
We're not as lively as we used to be, it's true, but I think we're doing good.
Our occasional scenes and stuff are fun, and I enjoy just being around with you
guys.
But maybe you're right. We haven't done anything in quite a while. But let's
wait for Ace to come back before we start anything. Right now, it's just you,
me, and Nemo.
And yes, I think we all dislike school. Well, I just started collage, but it's
pretty much the same. Only there's less of it.
I guess that means you got stuck with another year of high school, huh?
(Magnus
X Zero) What made it good in my opinion was all of us posting every minute and
sparring. Oh yeah, Trunks' bathroom cleaning helped too.
(NEG)
NEG:Hey! This drink has a fly in it!
::Meg looks::
Mistic Meg:Seems to be learning to swim.
::Cameraman comes running out of the loo::
Cameraman:There...theres some guy tied up in there! He seems to be asleep...or
dead I dunno. Erm...eek?
NEG ::Still staring at drink:: You know...you should hire a waiter Frieza.
//NEG\\
(Magnus
X Zero) I'd like a rice bowl now.
(Gets
Magnus a rice bowl)
Frieza: We all serve the customer around here whenever we feel like it.
(NEG)
NEG:So....what do you guys do for fun?
Cameraman: ::Is taking snapshots of the bar:: Lalala...this ones for the travel
album.
Mistic Meg:Aint there supposed to be sayin's working here then?
//NEG\\
(Magnus
X Zero) *eats his rice bowl* Ahh, nothing like a rice bowl. Well, I'm off to do
things. *leaves*
The
answer to both questions are scattered throughout this topic, but I'd suggest
this page. Lots of good stuff there:
http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=540&topic=7510137&page=21
Then this page:
http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=540&topic=7510137&page=22
And finally this page:
http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=540&topic=7510137&page=24
That's what we do...at least for this bar.
(Magnus
X Zero) Make a little love, do a little dance, get down tonight.
(XRAMMSTIENX)
Wow...I forgot this place was still standing. I want some beer. Put it on my
tab, as usual.
Frieza:
Of course. Oh, you may be interested to know that we now hunt people for sport
when don't pay their tabs. So if you suddenly wake up one day half naked in a
jungle, you'll know why. And then you should run. Run fast.
(Gets XRAMMSTIENX a beer)
(Magnus
X Zero) Oh, in that case... *dumps a load of cash on Frieza*
That should cover my fee.
Frieza:
Well it's about time. (Turns to figure in the shadows pointing blowgun at
Magnus) Ok Hephesto, he's paid.
(Figure in shadows disappears)
(Magnus
X Zero) Frieza, you should really hide your assassins better. As an expert
hunter/warrior, I noticed him standing there just before I got drunk. Oh
wait... Never mind.
Hey,
does anyone know what going "gold" means? I never really got it.
(NEG)
NEG:Must be some kind of drink or toilet roll...yes thats it. Anyhow, I want
more of this beer ^_^
Cameraman:Make that two
Mistic Meg:I don't suppose you have milk?
//NEG\\
Frieza:
Ok, time or some remodeling.
(Blows up bathroom)
Ace: So what're ya building?
Frieza: Who said anything about building?
(Blows up other bathroom)
(KILLO)
HEY BARKEEP I'LL TAKE a *gasps* Frieza *blasts Frieza*
Hullo.
Sorry I haven't been around on the weekends, Midnight Club II is terribly
addicting. Got it for my B-Day last Friday. ^_^
Frieza:
Uh oh. One of the many people whose lives I've destroyed, no doubt. Uh, tell
you what. How about I buy you a drink and we call it even, hm?
(Magnus
X Zero) *walks in*
*takes out shotgun*
*shoots Frieza*
*Runs away*
*comes back and donates beer*
Y'know
what I just realized? My sig kinda goes along with the theme here.
I
always thought it was supposed to.
(Magnus
X Zero) dun dun dun
No,
actually it was from Ctrl-Alt-Del, and I started cracking up. But... it really
goes along with our theme/moral system.
(Magnus
X Zero) People, I am going to kill myself. Sorry, but life just isn't worth
living anymore.
I'll see you on the flipside.
*turns off TV*
Me: People are sick. Especially since once a long time ago that was me. *sigh*
Is
anybody out there? Is everybody just waiting for someone to say something like
me?
(Magnus
X Zero) School is a damn whore.
We're
in trouble.
Well,
after losing our first two football games 44-8 and 42-8, we've finally come
back and won an away game 35-0 and our game last wednesday 26-22. In a bizzarre
twist, the score of that last game was 26-0 at halftime.
And this week we get to play a team in a city that's a four hour drive away. Oh
the joy...
(Magnus
X Zero) Yes we're in trouble. None of the regulars come around anymore.
*sigh*
Well, there's only one thing to do now.
*hangs up stripper sign*
(Chriscaffee)
You guys still do this stuff? heh.
(Comes
in slack jawed with overalls on)
Where them girls that be takin' them clothes off'hyuck'?
...happy now?
(Magnus
X Zero) lol
Chris, where have you been? Jeez, haven't seen you in forever.
(Chriscaffee)
I've been around.
Virtual On Oratorio Tangram
Steel Battalion
MechAssault
Halo
Halo 2
Sonic Heroes (GCN Board, even though I will be purchasing it for Xbox)
After a while I decided to pay this board a little visit.
(Magnus
X Zero) Well, it's good to see you. But l1k3, OMG, g3tt1ng Sonic Heroes for
X-Box?! L1k3, WTF?!?21
Just kidding. Doesn't matter.
(Chriscaffee)
No it doesn't.
Good
to see you both (Chris and Ace).
(Magnus
X Zero) I vow to get the 500th post.
Yeah...good
luck with that. Anyway, I've been busy with:
Football.
Midnight Club II (I love you Rockstar)
Football.
And.
Football.
And homework... can't forget that...
And guess what? We have a game in YUMA tomorrow. Four hour drive. I'm actually
looking forward to it... it'll gimme some time to catch up on some Advance Wars
dos.
~~~
Frieza: We need something knew to do around here.
Sub: STRIPPERS!
Frieza: I said knew.
Nemo: STRIPPERS!
Sub: Shut up.
Nemo: I know you are, but what am I?
Sub: Uh...
Nemo THOUGHT SO! (Walks off)
Frieza: Anyone else got any ideas?
...
Frieza: ..........No one?
...
Frieza: <Sigh>, fine. We'll get more strippers...
(NEG)
::plays around with his cup of beer::
NEG:Yano I'm sure cameraman could wash these cups ten times better then you all
Cameraman:I can?
NEG:Get washing ::transports camaeraman to the washing room::
Meg:Will I ever get my milk mind you?
( NEG )
(Magnus
X Zero) We need a new arena.
*looks at charred, blasted arena*
Yup, we need a new one.
(Finally
gets Meg milk)
Frieza: We get one arena per bar. If you mess it up, you'll just have to find
somewhere else to fight.
Nemo: Like the audience of Jeopardy!
Frieza: ...yeah, sure.
Nemo: Yay!
(Nemo runs out door. T.V. comes on showing Nemo battling a guy in a dinosaur
costume in the Jeopardy audience)
Frieza: (drinks)
(Magnus
X Zero) Oh...
Well then. Give me a glass of amontillado.
finaly
a chance to log in.sorry i havn't been here lately.a file on my brothers PC got
currupted like 4 or5 weeks ago.
and now it wont even start.right now im useing the dreamcast.
(Finishes
hammering away at secret project.)
Frieza: Not bad... what the hell is it?
Ace: I figured somebody would start whining about the neglect we put into
repairing the place so I took it upon myself to fix some stuff.
(Frieza looks the place up and down.)
Frieza: You missed the TV.
(A voice screaming 'GET OUT!!!' can be heard coming from the black and whitye
set hanging over the bar. Something tosses an empty bottle over Ace's head to
smash against the wall.)
Ace: So?
Frieza: You didn't fix the third step leading to the torture chamber
downstairs.
(Nemo is heard yelling in terror after crashing down into the dark room below.)
Ace: So?
Frieza: Then what did you fix, Ace?
(Steps back and pulls on a switch. Shots of gold and clear liquid begin
streaming out of a fountain in the middle of the heavily damaged arena. Ace
grabs a mug and takes a swig of the fountain's liquor.)
Ace: Only thing I wanted to, MAN!!!
(Magnus
X Zero) Where's my damn amontillado?
Frieza:
(Looking through dictionary) Hold on...
Huzzah!
Yuma go boom!
(We won 28-0. Yeah. I hit a bunch of people. That's... y'know... what you
usually do on the line... Much fun.)
(Magnus
X Zero) Frieza, I'll spare you the time. Amontillado is a kind of wine.
Frieza:
Um...I knew that. I'm a connossier of all wine! I just...wasn't thinking,
that's all.
Sub: Suuure you weren't.
Frieza: Grr...bah.
(Serves Magnus a glass of Amontillado)
I
kinda lost my affinity for playing football when a guy half my size took out my
legs and flipped me on my back, MAN!!! I mean, jeez. I'm like six feet tall and
built like a tank and this wiry guy just goes under me and tosses my behind. It
was weird to see the world like a Super Smash Bros. character. Flyin' through
the air like that.
(Magnus
X Zero) *sips amontillado* Hm, well Ace, maybe this guy knew physics and stuff.
But anyways, it doesn't matter. You can still play well I assume.
This is from school, so I got to get back to business. See you all later.
That's
the one dissadvantage of towering over the person you're up against. The person
with a lower center of gravity always wins.
And I'll have a Darth Vader. (drink)
(Magnus
X Zero) *finishes amontillado* Well, I'm off to business boys. *leaves with
equipment*
*comes
back torn and bloodied*
Well that was done. Beer if you will.
Gotta
keep the bar alive...
Goku:
We'll be right back after these messages.
Frieza: ...dare I ask what you're doing?
Goku: Oh, I got a job as an announcer for a T.V. network.
Frieza: Which one?
Goku: PBS.
Frieza: Good, good luck with that.
(Hangs sign on Goku's back reading 'I'm going to kill you')
Frieza: I'm sure they'll love you.
Goku: Gee, thanks!
(Frieza slips a gun into Goku's back pocket. Goku leaves)
Frieza: Five bucks says he doesn't make it to the studio.
Ace: You're on.
(Magnus
X Zero) Don't be evil to PBS.
PBS > j00
No.
(Magnus
X Zero) Yes.
I
think you guys died.
(Walks
in without any of his normal clothes on and sits at the bar.)
Nemo: Laundry day?
Ace: No.
Nemo: Lost your shirt in a poker game?
Ace: No.
Nemo: Hyperactive moths?
Ace: (Gritting teeth) No.
Nemo: Are you a nudist like all the other mobians now?
Ace: (Eye twitching) No God-dangit! I'm in freakin' costume, MAN!!!
Nemo: -_-' As what?
Ace: AAAARRRGGGHHH!!! (Beats on Nemos head with a thick champagne bottle)
Freakin' 'BONK!' Knuckles! 'BONK!' You 'BONK!' ignorant 'BONK!' ***!!! 'KRESH!'
{in case you didn't know the sond that glass makes whern it breaks}
Early Halloween humor people.
Vegeta:
(puts on rubber nose) I'm Kakarot!
Frieza: (puts on ape-man mask) Me too!
Nemo: (wallows in butter and flour, then sits in an oven) I'm a pie!
Solar: (slaps 'INSANE' sticker on forhead) I'm this bar!
Trunks: (puts on ski mask) I'm robbing a convenience store!
(Runs out door)
Ski
mask: $12
Eggs: $4
Britney Spears Tickets: $52
Egging the crap out of America's pop princess: Priceless
(Magnus
X Zero) Beer, now.
*swings
sword idly*
(Glues
beer to swinging sword)
(Magnus
X Zero) *rips off beer and drinks*
*finishes
beer*
What the hell, where is everyone?
Oh well. *guzzles more beer*
(NEG)
NEG:I'm here...still drinking...out of...dirty..cups...bordem..
Cameraman:Humm humm...
NEG:Hey cameraman, your brain is un-done.
Cameraman:Huh?
NEG: ::Zaps a whole in his head:: See?
Cameraman:Whee....::falls splat on the floor::
NEG:Hope there aint a corpse charge.
Meg: ::drinking milk:: You know..we really should get on with ASK NEG 300 one
of these days..
NEG:Yeah...If we had done it on a daily basis as we promised at the start we'd
be near 1000 by now.
Meg:Quality over Quantity, hehe.
NEG:Oh and lack of money. Why don't you sell a kidney?
Meg:I already did!
NEG:Eh..a lung then!
Meg:Ah but at my old age, I'd start to wobble to one side, what with a lung and
kidney missing.
NEG:Better get a heavy boot then.
( NEG )
(Sweeps
Cameraman under fridge)
(Magnus
X Zero) *comes in covered in blood and mud*
Covered all over from head to toe, covered all over in mud...
I need a drink. Anything will do.
Frieza:
You look like you could use to escape your life for a while. How about some of
Sub's seizure ****?
(Gets a drum of green glowing liquid)
Frieza: By the time you wake up, the mud will probably be gone.
(Magnus
X Zero) ...
*draws sword*
I'm not an idiot, you can't make me consume toxic mater- Oh!
*sees glowing pizza*
Yum!
*chomp chomp*
Well that was good... Whoa, now there's a rush...
*faint*
Frieza: Heh, works everytime. *sweeps body into corner*
I
ever mention how much I hate zombies and Resident Evil? I mean really, REALLY
HATE ZOMBIES, MAN!!!
(Magnus
X Zero) *wakes up*
I think zombies are cool.
>_>
Hi.
(Magnus
X Zero) Hello. I'm freezing my ass off here.
IRL?
Hm... that's odd. I think we were still in triple digits a few days ago for
temp. I think it was some kind of record or something...
Yep.
You're frying and we're freezing.
(Magnus
X Zero) I just gotta say one thing.
Viewtiful Joe OWNS. Thank you.
So,
after skipping 2003 I decided to pick up Madden 2004 yesterday. I absolutely
love it. I haven't even played a real game yet, and I absolutely love it. Long
story short, I have a real appreciation now for all the technical terms in the
play editor mode after being on the team at school.
(Magnus
X Zero) I'm freezing here now. Jeez, it just got cold in a minute.
Finally
getting a little warmer...
Finally
getting a little cool weather. For the last TWO freakin' practices of the
season (and the last game tomorrow).
(Magnus
X Zero) I rewatched Remember the Titans. Good movie. Love the music too.
(chriscaffee)
Rudy is better.
It's
raining again. And not the gradual 'drizzle then pour'. We're talkin' the sky
opening up and shooting down with a billion Super Soakers. It's horrible,
MAN!!! My sneakers still aren't dry, and I got caught in that mess on Monday.
Yep.
Floodwatch in some areas. It's light over here, though.
(Magnus
X Zero) I've also watched Rudy.
I
have a concert tonight. I have to be in costume. >_>
I
love you guys.
(Magnus
X Zero) I love you too Frieza. Now give me my beer before I blow your head off.
You're
a melon.
(John
the Echidna) Throws G virus at everyone
(Throws
beer at Magnus, throws bomb at John)
(Intercepts
bomb, throws it at Frieza.)
(Magnus
X Zero) *laser blasts bar*
(Tosses
plasma grenade at everyone)
(Magnus
X Zero) *runs like a sissy far away*
(Telekinetically
juggles grenades, throws them through the roof, and throws Ace a beer)
(Beer
explodes)
(NEG)
NEG: :: Reading book, notices random explosives fly past ::
NEG: Keep it down, I'm at the good part.
Cameraman: SPAM!
Mistic Meg: Spam?
CAMERAMAN: I WANT SPAM!
Mistic Meg: Wait..aint you dead?
CAMERAMAN: SPAM!
Mistic Meg: Wait a sec...::takes off cameramans mask:: Mr SPAM!
Mr SPAM: And I would have gotten my SPAM too if it wasent for you pesky kids
::walks out bar, lands on mine:: AARRGH.
( NEG )
(Magnus
X Zero) School is being evil to me now.
School
is always evil, man. It's a huge creature that promotes cruel behavior and
sickness of the soul disguised as an institution of learning. I know, for each
day my soul drips away more and more... or maybe that's was just my experience.
(contemplates while swigging his blown up beer)
Maybe...MAN!!!
(Magnus
X Zero) I beat Max Payne 2 on Detective difficulty level.
(Contemplates
how Ace is swigging his blown up beer)
Finally
got my computer fixed (the sound was broken). Yay. Halo is way better WITH
sound.
(Magnus
X Zero) Halo is teh suck. Half-Life all the way!
Seriously, Halo is a solid FPS, but it seemed kind of run of the mill shooter
to me, albeit with super enhancements. Halo 2 looks more of the same, but who
knows? Maybe I'll be surprised.
(NEG)
Pff...Goldeneye all the way.
( NEG )
aw
man,my brother finaly got off his lazy ass and fixed the computer.now i'll be
able to logon like i used to.so how is everybody doing?
(Magnus
X Zero) Trunks, long time no see. We've been good. Well, except the bar is
pretty much blown up after our little run before. But you can get Goku to clean
it.
Goku: NOOOOOO!
I'm
surprised goku's still alive.
Alright!
We haven't had you and Ace here at the same time in over a year, although Ace
isn't able to get on often. But anyway, it's always great having you around.
Frieza: Actually, Goku just left. Said something about head trauma.
Goku: No I didn't. I'm right he-
(The ground beneath Goku explodes, launching him out the window and into a Mac
truck)
Yeah...
so far, haven't been all that impressed with Halo. It's been rather
dissapointing.
I'm gonna go play it now.
I'm
cool Trunks.
Oh, and by the way... Halo is the best console shooter ever, MAN!!! EVER!!!
Key
word, "console" shooter. As of now, BF 1942 is best PC shooter.
(Magnus
X Zero) Beer please.
I totally disagree with Battlefield 1942 being the best PC shooter. The single
player campaign is uninspired, and the game focuses too much on vehicle combat.
I'll take Day of Defeat or Medal of Honor, thank you very much.
I
might agree had I played either of those two. It is annoying being forced to be
a... um... one of the guys with the bazookas just so you can take out an enemy
tank and be able to move forward.
(Peacer
Washington) I want Baby-Back ribs and beer non-alcholic please
*everyone stares*
*looks around*
What?
Is my fly open?
(Magnus)
...Must have beer...
Well
I'm not knocking ya'll PC players, but if you ever run into a guy named Talon
in Halo PC, RUN the other direction unless you've got an army. He's a friend of
mine and Philly's regional champ. The freakin' TRUTH, MAN!!!
Oh
and Nemo. The guy with the rockets in Halo is the one who's always Sniper
cheese(gets crossed by every guy with a sniper rifle who sees him) unless he
knows how to hide. Either that or be a total berserker.
Heh,
good times. But I was actually talking about in BF 1942 the bazooka guys. Gonna
go play now.
(Magnus
X Zero) Does your friend Talon play CS as well?
(Roly)
*gets 911th message for the day*
(Magnus
X Zero) Stupid Steam. Just had to crash out on me after weeks with no trouble.
Slowly
but steadily we're nearing 500. Who should start the next bar?
(Magnus
X Zero) I dunno. Probably Frieza or Trunks as usual.
But remember, I'm getting 500th post.
Nemo's
the only one who hasn't started a bar, so I thought it could be him. But I have
this whole opening song worked out, so...I'll get the second post.
(Magnus
X Zero) I haven't started a bar. >_>
How
long you been around?
(Magnus
X Zero) Since this bar first opened it's doors. Back when I was still
GameFreakForever.
Frieza's
top ten ways to tell that he's had too much to drink:
10) Nemo starts making sense
9) Goku sounds like an intellectual
8) 6 purple Orangutangs brandishing egg-beaters start chasing Goku and Vegeta
doesn't laugh.
7) He can no longer see the music.
6) Sub starts giving to the poor (and they don't die).
5) Nemo actually dies.
4) He's in disneyland.
3) He starts to cry.
2) He writes a top 10 list.
1) Hell freezes over.
Forgot
one:
x) The booze is no longer free.
Meh...
I'm gonna start a list... in another topic... go post in it.
(Magnus
X Zero) I'm about to light this bar on fire if no one serves me.
(Pisses
in a cup and throws it at Magnus.)
Nemo: It's tequila.
Magnus: ...No it's not.
Nemo: Yes it is.
Magnus: Uh, no. It's not.
Nemo: Yes it is.
Magnus: Dude, I saw you piss in it.
Nemo: No I didn't.
Magnus: ...Yes you freaking did.
Nemo: Prove it.
Magnus: It's yellow. Isn't that an intersting color for tequila?
Nemo: Well, uh... it's a very... special... brand of tequila.
Magnus: ...
Nemo: ...
Magnus: ...
Nemo: ...........No I didn't.
(Magnus
X Zero) *swiftly moves behind nemo, pulls his head back, and forces him to
drink "tequila"*
That'll teach you.
(Sets
bar on fire)
Frieza: There. Can't threaten us with that anymore.
(Magnus
X Zero) *turns*
Ah damn. Oh well...
Can I have my beer now?
Frieza:
Well, since you asked so nicely,
(Gives Magnus beer)
Lemonade
yummy.
(Magnus
X Zero) Yes... beer. *chugs*
*finishes
beer* ...
Cheers
everyone. Happy Thanksgiving!
Yes,
a happy thanksgiving to all. Let us all be thankful for the time we've enjoyed
togeter and, or course, for the free beer.
(Magnus
X Zero) Ah yes, that reminds me. *drops bag of jewels and gold* That's for the
food and drink I have consumed. Now time to watch Robocop. *goes into mini
theater*
Have
I mentioned I hate turkey? And stuffing? And mashed potatoes? And corn bread?
I'm dead serious. I usually have mac 'n' cheese for turkey day. KRAFT of
course, however, this year I swayed from tradition and enjoyed raviolis and
meatballs.
(Magnus
X Zero) Blasphemy! No one hates turkey!
So
now I'm nobody to you?
(Magnus
X Zero) Ummm... yes? *runs*
Yup.
(Magnus
X Zero) Yuppers.
New
collumn to be added on my site soon called 'Sap of the Week', run by my associate
Mr. Baseball.
Disclaimer: Opinons and statements made by Mr. Baseball are not my own and I
have no creative control over his part of the site. I will not seek to censor
or edit him in any way except in the interest of grammar, no matter how
controversial or nonsensical his statements.
There, now that that's done, you can all soon enjoy Saps of the Week, starting
tommorrow.
PS - I only got one plate this Thanksgiving. Too many mouths, too few cooks,
too little food I'd actually touch. Too Little, Too Late for the pie, MAN!!!
And
no, Nemo. You are somebody...somebody strange, but somebody nonetheless.
I
feel loved.
(Magnus
X Zero) Stupid science experiment.
...What?
(Places
Santa hat on Nemo)
(Magnus
X Zero) Well, finished the actual experiment... Now I have to do the graphs and
tables... Some holiday season. :(
(Sets
tip of hat on fire and stands very still)
(Roasts
a hot dog on the flaming hat.)
(Splashes
flaming hat with Grinch Nog. Nemo and Ace are replaced with a crater)
Frieza: Funny how most intoxicating things are also flamable. Now, let's see,
how long before I get attacked from behind?...
(Magnus
X Zero) Friggin *insert expletives* science project...
(Fire
lands on lap)
(Picks up fire and examines)
(Uses fire to burn Magnus's science class)
(Magnus
X Zero) Yes! Burn! BURN!!!
...
Too bad I already presented. -_-
That
reminds me.
My science project is
still sitting in my guest room.
Maybe I should go check on it.
o.o;
Gettin'
pretty close to 500.
Drunkenness
is the 67th most mispelled word in the English Language.
I
just misspelled the word "misspelled".
And
my friends...
I
leave you here...
With...
These
words of wisdom...
Beer
Beer
I like it a lot
Why does
My beer
Taste like snot?
500.
