Character list

 

Heero Yuy: In the year after colony 197, true peace had finally been obtained. With his battles behind him, Heero set out on a journey to find the meaning of his life. No one is exactly sure what he found, but 2 years later it led him to open up a candy shop/deli in the middle of a small town. After the joining, he was transported to a planet known as Titania. There, he met a boy about his age named Ryo and they became friends to an extent. He decided not to engage in the many battles around the universe, having vowed never to kill again, and simply hoped it would work itself out.

 

Ryo Sanada (Ryo of the Wildfire): After defeating Talpa and his evil dynasty, he lived a happy life and dated Mia. But then they had some disagreements and broke up. Unfortunately, Mia was going to help pay for Ryo's collage tuition. Having no money and no house, Ryo got a job driving a truck. After the joining, he was transported to a desert planet called Titania. It really didn't make any difference to him. He got a new truck and continued to drive. He does most of the deliveries to Heero Yuy's shop.

 

Trowa Barton: With peace attained and his battles over, Trowa returned to his job as an acrobat in the circus. Then the joining came. Now, he sells seashells by the seashore. Why? Because he’s high.

 

Frieza: Zarbon, who was resurrected by his mother, found the dragonballs and revived Frieza, his beloved master. Frieza immediately began planning his revenge. Just as it was beginning to seem that he would never be strong enough to defeat his enemies, his scientists chanced upon a new technology: A time compression machine. The machine allowed him to train his mind and spirit without his body aging. With this new weapon at his disposal, he trained for a very long time. He then proceeded to slaughter Goku. However, just before he made the final blow, the Pope ran up behind him and whacked him over the head with his enchanted baseball bat. The bat broke, and the Pope fled for dear life. Frieza fell unconscious and arose 3 seconds later feeling...slightly less evil. So, cocky and merciful, he made Goku his houseboy. He then conquered the universe with ease. Then the joining came. He quickly rose to power in the chaos. He is now the supreme and unquestioned lord and master of the universe.

 

Zarbon: When his mother heard he died on Namek, she set out in search of the dragonballs. The Z gang didn't see Zarbon as a threat, so they allowed it. Upon being wished back, Zarbon used the balls' second wish to bring back Frieza. The gang didn't see Frieza as a threat either, so they allowed it. Frieza then trained and dominated the universe. Zarbon is now Frieza's right hand man.

 

Dr. J: After blowing himself up with the battleship Libra, he was returned to life in the joining. However, for whatever reason, he lost his sanity in the process. Dr. J has been found to have criminally insane tendencies by the following: The FBI, the CIA, the FDA, the ADA, the KKK, the IBM, the AT&T, the ABC, the NBA, the NFL, the AFC, the WWF, the NRA, the DMV, the MLA, the CNN, the NBC, the NON, the NOA, the SOA, the USA, the XTC, the KOE, the GGT, the UKG, the MCI, the AOL, the M&M, the FOX network, all the kings horses and all the kings men, the MSG, the RCP (90), the ATM, the PS2, everyone he's ever met, and even organizations that don’t have 3 letter abbreviations.

 

Goku: He was defeated by Frieza, and now works as his houseboy. Goku hopes to someday defeat Frieza and earn his freedom, but for now he'd rather live a sad, degrading life than no life at all.

 

Chi-chi and Gohan: Chi-chi owns and runs the most popular restaurant/bar in the universe: "Chi-chi's intergalactic home cookin'!" located on one of planet Frieza's moons. Gohan helps his mother run the place by chopping meat in the back. On occasion, Gohan is permitted to help his father in his humiliating houseboy duties.

 

Red: A species of Pantless red creatures resembling a cartoonish devil. They are very common, usually found performing all the pointless and menial tasks in the universe.

 

The rest of the Ronin Warriors: They all went to college and got real jobs.

 

The 7 Dragonballs: Disappeared and were never heard from again.

 

Relena Peacecraft: In the year after colony 197, Relena became an ambassador and helped uphold peace in the Earthsphere for the next two years. During the utter chaos of the joining, however, she was flung to a strange and distant planet. Having lost all political power and finding herself lost in a strange new universe, Relena does what she can to survive. She hopes to someday meet Frieza and gain a position from which she can help to maintain the peace of the universe. She also secretly hopes to someday meet a certain young gundam pilot she once knew. But all of this is just a dream...

 

It has been two years since then. Peace was beginning to return, until…