This is the script for the main story of the SPA game. Originally it was the only story, before I got caught up in visions of grandeur. The beginning is taken from an RPG Ace started on the board that we never completed. The design notes throughout are directed at my brother, who was going to program it.

 

Random notes

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Steve Vai – Love Secrets

Papa Roach - Getting away with murder

Rick Wakemen – Ice

Rick Wakemen – Pyramids of Egypt

Vangelis – The city

Yes – Endless dream - silent spring (Talk)

Yes – Themes – Sound (ABWH)

Yes - Order of the Universe – Order Theme (ABWH)

Eko – Eclipse (Locikal)

Eko – Hebrides (Locikal)

Eko – Mosaic (Locikal)

Exchange - Valiant Leaves Home (The Legend of Prince Valiant soundtrack)

Exchange – All Alone (The Legend of Prince Valiant soundtrack)

Jack and the Ripper (Last Action Hero) (standoff ambiance, battle)

Episodic Trunks + Goku’s death DBZ soundtrack

Stanley Jordan - Flying Home (entire album)

 

Attack and block all use energy

 

Burn spawn of Kakarot, Burn

Clean toilets

Point and click adventure

Frieza vs Ace: Final background Vangelis The City cover

 

Inspired by Sub’s bar scene:

*a fat man walks in with his crack hanging 6 ft out of his pants. He walks over and sits down on Nemo and sets up a new arcade game. He rubs his showin butt all over Nemo's head then walks out*

Sub:Sweetttt!!! My new game is here. Hey guys come here check it.

Frieza:beer u say:?

Trunks:no idiot a game!

*everyone runs over and Sub stares at Nemo who still is in chair posistion*

Sub:wow these chairs have gone to waste.

*kicks Nemo into trash can and turns to game. presses start and the title apears "The SPA bar place thing...". The charecter selection screen apears and I pick Sub. It starts out Sub walks in and throws thousands of drunks under frige. The next objective is to beat the crap out of Nemo while staying drunk. The level is passed easily. IT goes on and on with nonsenseable levels and many ocasions where Nemo dies and the Cheers theme song plays*

 

 

 

Kevin James is like the best comedian ever!

Vegeta: All right everyone, we're running low on funds again. Any suggentions?

Ace: Industrial espionage?

Vegeta: Nah. Too much work.

Frieza: Government kidnapings?

Vegeta: Tried it. We can't seem to keep the hostages alive long enough to collect.

(Everyone stares at Nemo and Sub)

Sub: ...Why don't we just mug people?

Vegeta: We do.

Sub: Oh yeah.

Frieza: We could sell Goku into slavery.

Vegeta: No. We need him to kick around.

Frieza: Hm...

 

 

Frieza: Why do those truck keep showing up? What have we done?

Ace: You mean other than the illegal substance abuse?

Vegeta: Or the insurance fraud?

Sub: Or the mass-murder?

Trunks: Or the cannibalistic rituals?

Ace: Or the arms dealing ring in the game room?

Vegeta: Or the illegal gambling?

Trunks: Or the unauthorized fighting matches?

Sub: Or the white slavery?

Vegeta: And the child abuse?

Nemo: And the Alien autopsies?

(Everyone stares at Nemo)

Nemo: ...what? Frieza's been cut open a few times...

Better business bureau

 

Vegeta Arcade - RPG, do chores for Bulma. Start with Willow intro music.

Vegeta Story – Tumbleweeds

Trunks Arcade – Singring and the glass guitar

Goku

NEG

Maxim (created by Professor Reid (male), International Police Force, blond hair, silver eyes, based on Ky Kiske, Muhammad Nabil Ashraf) – Dragon uppercut

Magnus

Zechs

 

Zero(Trunks gets Z-saber, Shadow’s chaos emerald, chaos saber)

 

Galactic Magi: Name comes from GBC game Magi Nation

Chaos Claw: Either created by Eggman or from another planet. Gets stronger as he takes damage.

Tan is impatient, lives on Richon (not moon)

And the whole universe is a giant guitar

Frieza lighter

Nemo-explode, counter move like Marth (was brought to bar by GM)

Tan blast

Nemotan: White eyes with small light gray pupils. Can teleport freely, hands have constant flammable air blades, uses both color mota orbs (white explode, black gravity well)

Perfect Nemotan – More than triple Nemotan’s power level, 6 quills on back, fins on arms, fins on head in V pattern, one gold one black eye, periodic white electricity like SSJ2, has Final Breath

Z – Real name Zeke, Time stop, Mota orbs (white, absorb into and explode), water cannon (also Nemo), final breath (magenta circle of destructive energy), demon firefly (green energy fireflies erupt from portal)

 

Solar – Fire is sucked into him (including some of his own attacks), can fly, firestart from a distance, can freeze things too, draws strength from sunny battlefields

 

Customers

Remaining SASBers

 

Random mention

Keedude

Tabcef

BlakeS99

Zidane

BigtheCat500

X789pac

Chris Dark

Kreig

T2

Davesoft

Grandcross

Amy Rose (Jess)

Cooljerk

 

Sub move: Explode with mind (Akuma 209)

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(Game opens with Ace walking through destroyed streets of Metro City with a green energy sword(or not). Bodies lay impaled on stuff, lying around, body parts, whatever you want to actually include)

 

Ace: What in Althena's name happened here?

 

(A snarl comes from off screen. Ace rushes a few steps forward, looks up, looks scared, starts running the other way)

 

Level

[Navigate Ace through the streets, dodging obstacles like fire, big potholes, and crap in the way. Maybe some enemies. If you don't run fast enough, this centipede monster that shoots translucent spikes from its mouth catches up to you and does big damage. You can attack it to stun it for a while so that you can get your momentum back if it catches you. Get to the end without dying.]

 

Ace: (still running) Gotta...warn...S.P.A....

 

(Scene fades to Frieza and Vegeta in bar by door. Vegeta relaxed in a chair, beer cans laying around)

 

Frieza: Vegeta, we need to discuss something.

 

Vegeta: (groan) Do I have to get up for this?

 

Frieza: You should really reinforce these walls a bit more. With all the alcohol and nameless substances covering the place, it's practically a bomb. And considering how often fights break out in here, it's a miracle it doesn't go off more often. Some stronger walls would at least contain an explosion so that a tiny spark can't take out the whole bar.

 

Vegeta: Frieza, I come here to get AWAY from the nagging.

 

Frieza: And _I_ come here to relax, and it's kind of hard to do that when I'm worrying about being the center of a mushroom cloud!

 

Trunk: (walks on screen) It's no use talking to him when he's like this. Infact, it's no use talking to him at all if it's about doing work.

 

Vegeta: Hey, that's not true! Remember that time I rebuilt that orphanage?

 

Trunks: That was community service, and YOU were the one who tore it down in the first place.

 

Vegeta: How about when I wrote that children’s book?

 

Trunks: That was a scam to win some magazine contest! The only time you ever get off your ass is if you can get something for nothing!

 

Vegeta: What's wrong with that?

 

Trunks: Your ass is getting huge, that's what!

 

Frieza: Hahaha! My, Trunks, you've developed quite a wit. You know, after all this time I think I've actually grown a bit fond of you!

 

Trunks: (grin) Am I supposed to feel flattered?

 

Frieza: (joking expression) Oh, such an attitude!

 

Vegeta: Alright, that's enough you two! I'm trying to get wasted!

 

Frieza: I still say you should fix this dump.

 

Vegeta: If you don't like it, go home.

 

Frieza: Hmph. (leaves)

 

(Outside bar, midday)

 

Frieza: (thinking) Maybe it IS time I go home. I mean, it's been a year already. I have my duties and I...I'm just wasting time, really...I could at least get a clean shower.

 

(Somehow show he receives signal)

 

Frieza: Hm? Now what could have him so shook up? Must be something big...sounds like fun! I could use some sport!

 

(Flies away)

 

Level ?

[Something about him flying there. Dodging things like that carpet ride game in Aladdin? Something simple like a game and watch? Skip level entirely?)

 

(Nemo appears flying beside Frieza. Scene changes to Ace)

 

Ace: (telepathically, still running) Guys! I'm on 17th an' Broad, MAN!!! There's a Hydralisk huntin' me, an' where there's one there's more. Get the whole Agency down here if ya can - I don't care. These things are dangerous and they spread quickly! Hurry before-

 

(Ground beneath gives way, falls in hole. Switch back to Frieza)

 

Frieza: No time to spare! Let's go!

 

(Fly off screen. Scene change to them in streets)

 

Frieza: I can barely sense his power. He's...below us.

 

Nemo: Hey! There's his gun!

 

(Run to hole with gun next to it)

 

Frieza: Ace! Can you hear me?

 

Nemo: Looks deep.

 

Frieza: ...you're unusually serious today, aren't you?

 

(Explosion or crash sound. Turn right and see a Hydralisk)

 

Frieza: What the hell is that?!

 

Battle

[Whatever you wanna do. Control both, have one as a PC, switch between the two. Have one hard enemy or lots of little hydralisks to make it an easier engine.]

 

(Hydralisk is dead. Ace comes up from behind Frieza and Nemo and begins blasting the corpse insanely. Nemo touches his shoulder and he turns the gun on Nemo, then calms down.

 

Ace: S-sorry, man.

 

Frieza: What's going on?

 

Ace: (look shameful) I brought 'em here, man. A few months ago, I brought my brood to help me win a battle with someone. But I didn't bother to dispel them when we were done. The Zerg spores on their bodies allowed them to reproduce, and as we speak the damn things are building a nest in the bowels of the sewers beneath us. It must be a hive by now if the creep is infesting concrete and not just the water and soil in between.

 

Frieza: So THAT'S why you were so nervous. You were afraid we'd blame YOU.

 

Ace: This isn't a joke, MAN!!! When I first noticed them building up their numbers, I figured I'd just let them have some fun -you know- stretch their legs a bit before I get rid of 'em. Before I knew it, they'd found their way to Metro and severed their link with me. When I came to investigate, I found the place like this. I didn't mean for people to die, man, I really didn't!

 

(Stop dialogue for Ace to catch his breath)

 

Ace: The only ones who can do anything about it are us. Me, being their cerebrate an' all - they've told me that the invasion's gonna start at one specific location where they're building a massive Nydus Canal beneath. Before they severed their link with me, the Undermind ruling the hive said they were going to strike at the strongest concentration of fighters on the planet: The Saiya-jins Club Bar and Grill.

 

(Pause)

 

Ace: ...And it's all my fault, man. Me and my damn flashy fighting style.

 

(Frieza puts his hand on Ace's shoulder)

 

Frieza: What's done is done. Don't take it too hard.

 

Nemo: Holy shit, dude. Just what kind of army are we talking about here? Maybe we should get off the ground, 'cause if they've already got a hive then there's probably lurkers laying all over the place.

 

Frieza: (to Nemo) You know of these Zerg too?

 

Nemo: Yeah, I know the Zerg all too well. They're formidable opponents...don't YOU know them?

 

Frieza: It sounds familiar...

 

Ace: (pulls out book) Here we go; the Starcraft Brood Wars Manual. This is where I got the physical manifestation for the first creatures. They always were a challenge in the video game. Anyway, our first mission objective is to work on destroying the main hive, then we work our way up the chain of command of enemy zenomorphs. Drones, Ultralisks, Hydralisks, Zerglings, Guardians, Mutalisks, Scourge, and Overlords. If ya run into a Lurker, PULP IT FIRST!!! If you see any infested humans, don't hesitate to shoot. And if you see a scorpion-like creature that has this slimy residue coming off it's body that's smells like ammonia, then 'vape it, MAN!!! Defilers can infect an area of up to five miles with cancerous poisons and strange parasites. If we're overwhelmed, don't hesitate to call for a retreat. Better that than to die or be infested. Now, are we all on the same page?

 

Frieza: Uh huh. So basically kill everything that moves.

 

Ace: Uh...yeah, I guess that about sums it up, MAN.

 

Frieza: Well then, let's get going. Vegeta and Trunks were stoned cold when I left and Sub is out collecting his blackmail from PBS. And we certainly can't hope that one of the others will just show up out of nowhere. We're on our own.

 

(Others nod. All jump into pit. In sewer tunnel)

 

Nemo: Creep. That means there's buildings nearby.

 

Frieza: Hm?

 

Ace: It's this red, crusty, living, mold-like substance that the Zerg's structures use to drain nutrients and power from the earth. When we're done with this place, we'll burn it for kicks, MAN!!! (loads gun? if can sprite) Now...let's go kick some alien ass! Turn on me will ya, you zenomorphic freaks!? I'll tear ya a new starfish, everyone o' ya, MAN!!! Prepare to say Entaro Adun to my Spaker, mothafuckas!!!

 

(Ace runs ahead. Sweat drop on Frieza and Nemo. They follow)

 

Level

[Might be fun to switch between characters. Weapons? Nemo's got some grenade orbs in the actual RPG and Ace has his needler and photon saber. Might be a good thing to use throughout the game. I picture this as something like contra or gunstar heroes. Have fun with it. Have a boss if you want]

 

(Gang exits tunnel to an open area at a cliff, but camera can't see what's beyond)

 

Frieza: Dear god!

 

Ace: Aw, MAN.

 

Nemo: No way!

 

(Camera shows Zerg city looking place below/beyond cliff in a HUGE open area)

 

Nemo: It's...it's all hollow! The ground beneath the city is completely hollow!

 

Ace: Looks like they're using their buildings as supports to keep the roof up. If we trash it, the whole west side comes down.

 

(Dialogue break, Ace falls to knees and punches floor or something)

 

Ace: Damnit, they knew I'd try to avoid civilian casualties! How could they have moved this fast without me noticing?!

 

Frieza: Calm down, Ace. If worse comes to worse, I can always blow up the planet and bring it back with the Dragonballs. Speaking of which...(telepathically) Vegeta? Are you awake yet?

 

Vegeta: Ow! My head. Not so loud.

 

Frieza: Vegeta, it's telepathy. I don't think it can be any quieter.

 

Vegeta: Whatever. What do you want?

 

Frieza: There's some nasty things going on beneath the city and I have a feeling we're going to need the Dragonballs. Get on it. Oh, and there should be something below the bar called a Nydus Canal. Torch it.

 

Vegeta: Fine, fine. Boy, come here! I've got a job for you. (Telepathy end)

 

Frieza: So, what's the plan?

 

Ace: Well, we can probably take out the main hive without causing too much damage to the city, and if we take out the Undermind and enough Overlords, it'll probably slow them down enough for us to evacuate the city. Then we'll come back in full force and finish the job. Buildings are a lot easier to repair than human lives.

 

Nemo: Then let's go already! There's like 30 guys headed this way!

 

(In front of bar)

 

Trunks: Stupid lazy father. Ok, first thing's first. Gotta get the dragon radar.

 

Level

[Future Trunks flies from the bar to Capsule Corp to get the dragon radar. A Sonic like level. Sunset background, change from ground to hopping across rooftops, battle drunks, crap. I've got good BG music picked out. At end, have big street bully looking guy as boss. He is 1 hit. When he dies, Trunks: Man. Was that supposed to be a boss? That was pathetic.]

 

(Outside capsule corp for whole scene. People talking are inside. Use the background I have of it on the site)

 

Bulma: There you are, Trunks! Why didn't you come home last night!?

 

Trunks: Uh, we got held up at the, uh...

 

Bulma: Don't lie to me! You were at that bar again, weren't you?! Admit it!

 

Trunks: Uh, I-

 

Bulma: And your father, too! Ooo, when I get my hands on him! He'd better be home for dinner tonight or he'll wish he'd never HEARD of alcohol!

 

Trunks: I'll tell him, Mom.

 

Bulma: What are you looking for, anyway?

 

Trunks: Where do we keep the dragon radar?

 

Bulma: Oh great, who did he kill this time? Or is he trying to rig another sporting event?

 

Trunks: Found it! Thanks Mom!

 

(Flies diagonally out of roof and off screen)

 

Bulma: Hey! Get back here this instant, young man! Why can't you two learn to use the door?! TRUNKS!!!

 

(Up in sky, looking at radar)

 

Trunks: Ok, let's see...huh?

 

(Back to gang)

 

Level?

[Could skip if you want. If not, make it harder than the previous. If you can't find a good Zergish background, use a high tech looking place]

 

(Open on them running. They stop suddenly, looking up)

 

Ace: What the?

 

Frieza: ...what is it?

 

Ace: It looks like the hive, but it's covered in metal!

 

Frieza: So?

 

Nemo: The Zerg don't USE metal. They're all natural.

 

Ace: What is this stuff?

 

(Frieza knocks on it)

 

Frieza: It's a high quality alloy used on the outer hull of starships. Even I'D have trouble putting holes in it.

 

Ace: How long?

 

Frieza: If you guys keep me covered, about a minute.

 

Ace: I don't like this, man. Someone's been teachin' these guys new tricks, and it ain't me!

 

Trunks: (telepathically) Guys, can you hear me?

 

Frieza: Trunks? What's up?

 

Trunks: Bad news on the Dragonball front. They're gone.

 

Frieza: What?!

 

(Scene change to empty radar)

 

Trunks: Someone must've made a wish recently, 'cause the radar's blank.

 

Frieza: I thought you and Vegeta had a monopoly on Dragonballs!

 

Trunks: I guess we should check the radar more often, huh?

 

(Back to gang)

 

Frieza: Well, get back to the bar and prepare for battle. This is going to be a long day. (end telepathy)

 

Nemo: Well, there goes our backup plan.

 

Ace: Controlling my brood, stealing our balls. Whoever's behind this is gonna pay.

 

Guy: (offscreen) I guess that would be me, huh?

 

(walks on screen)

 

Frieza: And who might you be?

 

Guy: Now why would ya want to know the name of the guy who's gonna kill ya? It's just extra weight you'll have to carry with you to the afterlife.

 

Frieza: Hmph.

 

Guy: (takes few steps forward) It was so nice of ya to leave an army lying around. It saves us the trouble of making one.

 

Ace: So ya like my brood huh? That's good, 'cause I'm about to tear you up and feed you to 'em!

 

Guy: You guys? Please! I won't even break a sweat.

 

Nemo: He's obviously got no idea who we are. Let's finish him quick and get back to work.

 

Frieza: Two of us should be plenty to handle this brute.

 

(Choose two fighters)

 

Guy not fighting:

Nemo: I'll work on the hive. You guys can play with him.

Ace: You guys show this Mo-Fo what we're about. I'll deal with the hive, MAN!

Frieza: Knock yourselves out, you two. I'll tend to the ant farm.

 

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Near impossible battle/split path

[Split path. Battle ends after time limit (hive gets destroyed)]

 

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If die:

Ace on hive: (looks back at fight) Shit.

(Runs over to them)

Ace: You guys are way outta practice.

Frieza: Shut up and get us out of here.

Guy: You guys ain't goin' nowhere!

Ace: Nemo?

Nemo: Ch-chaos...control!

 

Nemo on hive: Oh great.

(Runs over)

Nemo: How could you lose to THAT?

Frieza: Just shut up and get us out of here.

Guy: You guys ain't goin' nowhere!

Nemo: (sigh). Chaos Control.

 

Frieza on hive: Damnation.

(Runs over)

Frieza: Now when I said knock yourselves out, I didn't actually mean-

Ace: Shut it, Friez. I'd smack you if I could get up.

Frieza: Fine. Nemo, if you would?

Nemo: Ch-chaos...control!

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If run out of time:

Ace destroyed hive: Aw, jack! The roof's comin' down!

Frieza: Hrr...we'll finish this another time.

Guy: Where ya goin'? It's just a little rock shower.

Frieza: We've got more important things to do than to play with the likes of you. Nemo!

Nemo: Chaos Control!

 

Nemo destroyed hive: Uh oh! Ace, I think you underestimated how much damage this'd cause!

Ace: Shit! We've gotta get up there and get those people out!

Guy: Aw, come on! I was just gettin' warmed up!

Nemo: Chaos Control!

 

Frieza destroyed hive: Hm...looks like it WAS holding the roof up. Guys!

Ace: Shit! We gotta get up there and get those people out!

Guy: Aw, come on! I was just gettin' warmed up!

Nemo: Chaos Control!

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If win:

If Ace in battle at all

(Ace grabs Guy by collar)

Ace: Alright scum bag, start talking! Who are you!? Why'd you steal my Zerg?! Answer!

Guy: Ah! I'm sorry, don't hurt me!

 

Nemo: (destroys hive) Uh oh! Ace, I think you underestimated how much damage this'd cause!

 

Frieza: (destroys hive) Hm...looks like it WAS holding the roof up. Guys!

 

Ace: Shit! You two go evacuate the area. I'm taking this guy back to the bar.

Nemo: Chaos Control!(on all of them)

 

If Ace on hive:

Frieza: Now what was that about not breaking a sweat?

Guy: Please, don't hurt me! I'll do anything!

Nemo: This is pathetic. (prepares to blast)

Frieza: No, leave him alive. We'll have lots of fun interrogating him back at the bar.

Ace: (destroys hive) Aw, jack! The roof's comin' down!

Frieza: You two make sure there's no civilians above. I'll drag this poor misguided moron back home.

Nemo: Chaos Control! (on all of them)

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(Back at bar. Vegeta, Trunks, Sub, Frieza, Nemo, Ace, Goku)

If lost:

 

Sub: You lost to a bunch of bugs?

 

Ace: Yo, I'd like to see YOU last 5 MINUTES in one of their nests, MAN!

 

Nemo: Do you think we can market a Zerg breakfast cereal without having to deal with copyright issues?

 

Ace: Uh...what?

 

Frieza: Battle's over. He's insane again.

 

Ace: Right, right.

 

(Sub attacks Nemo. Nemo falls or flys off screen)

 

Sub: I still say it's shameful. There were 3 of you.

 

Frieza: We could've handled them easily if it weren't for that stupid oaf.

 

Sub: You mean Nemo?

 

Frieza: No, the one that attacked us. He caught us off guard.

 

Sub: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Are you guys ready to fight again, because I'm about to walk out there and take 'em all myself.

 

Vegeta: Quiet! My head still aches. We'll go as a team and try to get some money for it.

 

Goku: I don't think it's a good idea to go into battle with a hangover.

 

Vegeta: Nobody cares what you think, Kakarot.

 

Ace: We can't go yet. It'll take the Metro PD another hour or so to finish the evacuation.

 

Sub: Aw, boo hoo. Did you think that alien bugs could invade the city without anyone dying?

 

Ace: Look dawg, we didn't take a beating trying to avoid casualties just so you could march down there an' crap on all our hard work, MAN!

 

Nemo: (pulls out Jigglypuff) Woah, senator! Now let's all have a pipe of the peace puff and make up.

 

(Sub pops jigglypuff. It turns into a tiny army guy from gunstar heroes and runs off. Momentary pause. Screen descends from behind bar with 3 guys on it(one from before))

 

Guy3: Greetings warriors of Earth.

 

Ace: It's him!

 

Vegeta: I'll handle this. (turns to monitor) We are the S.P.A., mercenaries revered throughout the universe. What do you want?

 

Guy3: We are the Azure Bliss, the most powerful fighting force in the universe!

 

Vegeta: Ah. You're here to battle us for the title.

 

Guy2: Nah, we're not here for a challenge or anything like that. We just came to destroy your planet.

 

Vegeta: Huh?

 

Guy1(from before): Yeah, see, we're mercenaries too. We were hired to clean this place up a bit.

 

Guy2: At first we were just gonna do it the old fashion way, but when we saw that little army of yours lying around we thought it'd be fun to let them do all the work for us.

 

Guy3: They're excellent killing machines, and they spread so fast! We've already got colonies set up across the globe.

 

Ace: Opportunistic SOBs. Ya'll better hope I'm not the one to get to you first!

 

Vegeta: Who hired you?

 

Guy3: Our employer has asked to remain anonymous, but assures you that you'll be meeting soon.

 

Vegeta: Uh huh...so what do you want?

 

Guy2: We just thought we'd let you know that you're gonna die.

 

Guy1: Yeah, ya know, give ya some time to get your lives all wrapped up.

 

Sub: Man, I don't know what's sadder. These retards or the fact that you lost to one!

 

Guy1: Heh! Cocky little pests, aren't they?

 

Sub: Maybe if you guys didn't have your heads up each other's asses you'd have noticed who we are! Not that it'd do you any good now. When we find you and your pussy employer, I'm gonna show you why Santa bleeds through his ears once a week!

 

Guy3: Hear that guys? Not only are they going to be the first to defeat the Azure Bliss, they're going to kill an immortal!

 

Guy2: Pretty big talk for a group of forest animals, a washed up emperor, and a couple of monkeys!

 

(All 3 laugh, transmission cuts off)

 

Sub: Immortal? What the fuck?

 

Trunks: The Dragonballs...

 

Ace: Great. An immortal. That's EXACTLY what we freakin' need, MAN.

 

Nemo: (Holds up Jigglypuff painted like beachball with bandaid on it) Cast off thy troubled hem faith-parched fawn, for the immortal beachball has mercy for all!

 

(Nemo implodes/falls through floor/drifts off bottom of screen. Any other idea you might have)

 

Vegeta: So where do we start?

 

Frieza: Leave it to me. (pulls out communicator) Zarbon, come in.

 

Zarbon on communicator: Master Frieza! What is it, sir?

 

Frieza: Scan the planet for any high power levels, excluding Metro City.

 

Zarbon: Right away, sir!

 

(Dialogue break. Pause)

 

Zarbon: Uh, there seems to be some kind of interference, Master Frieza.

 

Frieza: What?

 

Zarbon: The planet is giving off some strange energy waves that are confusing the ship's scouters.

 

Frieza: The planet?

 

Zarbon: Yes sir, it's a uniform energy distribution. It's either the planet or something evenly covering it.

 

Frieza: Well, get somebody on that. I want to know what it is by the end of the day.

 

Zarbon: Yes sir.

 

Frieza: In the meantime, tell me, are there any docked or orbiting ships in the solar system?

 

Zarbon: Negative sir. We're the only ones out here.

 

Frieza: (to gang) Well, it's not a rival empire. Some lucky punk must've heard about the Dragonballs and hired mercenaries to help him get them.

 

Sub: We already knew he was a pansy. Now how do we find him?

 

Trunks: They said they have Zerg around the world. Maybe we should take care of them first.

 

Frieza: Good idea. They might even lead us to our grandiloquent guests. Zarbon, are the bio scanners working?

 

Zarbon: Yes sir.

 

Frieza: Then scan the planet for any malignant clusters of bio energy that aren’t native.

 

(Dialogue break. Pause)

 

Zarbon: We've got something! There are 7 collections of some unknown organism spread across the continents. One of them is almost on top of you.

 

Frieza: Good work, Zarbon. Send me their locations and keep me informed.

 

Zarbon: Yes Master Frieza. Flagship out.(put away com)

 

Frieza: 7, huh? There aren't even 7 of us here.

 

Ace: And we DEFINATLY can't go up against a Zerg army alone. If you got infected, you'd be in serious trouble.

 

Trunks: So we're shorthanded and outnumbered.

 

Offscreen: Then I guess it's a good thing I decided to stop by!

 

(All turn. Reveal Solar)

 

Ace: Hell yeah, MAN!

 

Solar: No way I'm gonna miss out on one of the few jobs we get! So where to?

 

Frieza: (turns to Vegeta) Well, fearless leader?

 

Vegeta: I guess we'll listen to Ace and go in groups of two, but that means one of us will have to go alone.

 

Goku: What do you mean? There's an even number of us.

 

Vegeta: You don't count, clown.

 

Sub: I don't need a partner.

 

Ace: This ain't about strength, MAN. These things can take over your mind if you let your guard down for a second.

 

Sub: I'd be more worried about yourself if I were you.

 

Ace: I told ya, we were keeping our power down to save lives, ya drunken-

 

Vegeta: Silence! Do whatever you want; I don't care. Me and the boy will take care of the hive and stuff you missed in the city. Bulma's always nagging me to spend more time with him. Frieza and Ace, you two should be strong enough to take a nest together. Solar can go with Nemo. That'll take care of 4 out of 7.

 

Frieza: Hm...maybe I can make it 5. Ace, give me that game manual you showed me.

 

(Ace hands Frieza manual)

 

Frieza: (on communicator) Zarbon, I've got another little favor to ask. Mobilize the strongest attack force you've got, bring it to the cluster in Australia, and annihilate all of those creatures. Lead the team yourself. I'm sending all the information you'll need now. (Scans book or something)

 

Zarbon: I'll get right on it, sir.

 

Frieza: Thank you Zarbon. That will be all. (Frieza puts away com, gives Ace back manual)

 

Ace: Ok ya'll, remember to watch out for lurkers underfoot and keep your guard up. Take out the hive as soon as you can, then start wasting everything in sight. LEAVE NOTHING INTACT! Some of 'em can reproduce from a single cell. And if your partner gets infected, booze him up. Alcohol will slow down the parasites, but it's just a temporary solution. It'll take a swig of something like Ace Drink or Sub's inhuman concoctions to kill 'em off.

 

Nemo: Oval tangent?

 

Frieza: Yes Nemo, oval tangent.

 

Sub: Can we get moving already?

 

Nemo: Yes, every minute we waste the Zerg are multiplying.

 

Frieza: (surprised by Nemo's sudden jump to sense) ...how do you LIVE this way?!

 

Nemo: (grin) Come on, hand over the coordinates.

 

Frieza: Uh, here.

 

(Nemo takes a second to see coordinates, flies out door. Sub follows, then Solar, Ace, and Vegeta and Trunks)

 

Ace: (outside) Yo Friez, you coming or not?

 

Frieza: (sigh) These people. (flies out)

 

Goku: Hey, what about me?

 

Vegeta: (outside) You make sure chibi Trunks keeps scrubbing those toilets!

 

(Flying away sound effect)

 

Goku: Well...at least I've got company!

 

Chibi Trunks: (offscreen) Stay away from me, Goku!

 

Goku: Well...at least I've still got Bobo, my magical talking bear.

 

Bobo: (not on screen) I just murdered your wife and sold your granddaughter to pirates as a galley wench. Now I'm off to Vegas. Later, loser!

 

Goku: (falls on knees or something) Bobo! Why hath thou forsaken me!?!?

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Survive:

 

Ace: It turns out that the part of the city we were under was already dead. When we went back down to finish the battle, the guy was gone. And that's the breakdown. The Metro PD is handlin' the evacuation as we speak, so we've got about an hour to go looking for him.

 

Nemo: If a plane falls and no one's around, will Miami drown?

 

Ace: Uh...what?

 

Frieza: Battle's over. He's insane again.

 

Ace: Right, right.

 

(Sub attacks Nemo. Nemo falls or flys off screen)

 

Sub: So let's get going already!

 

Frieza: He could be halfway across the world by now. We need to find out more about him.

 

Sub: Sure, we'll just look him up in the phonebook, right?

 

Frieza: If you'd quell that bloodlust of your for just a second and THINK, then-

 

(Screen descends from behind bar with 3 guys on it(one from before))

 

Guy3: Greetings warriors of Earth.

 

Ace: It's him!

 

Vegeta: I'll handle this. (turns to monitor) We are the S.P.A., mercenaries revered throughout the universe. What do you want?

 

Guy3: We are the Azure Bliss, the most powerful fighting force in the universe!

 

Vegeta: Ah. You're here to battle us for the title.

 

Guy2: Nah, we're not here for a challenge or anything like that. We just came to destroy your planet.

 

Vegeta: Huh?

 

Guy1(from before): Yeah, see, we're mercenaries too. We were hired to clean this place up a bit.

 

Guy2: At first we were just gonna do it the old fashion way, but when we saw that little army of yours lying around we thought it'd be fun to let them do all the work for us.

 

Guy3: They're excellent killing machines, and they spread so fast! We've already got colonies set up across the globe.

 

Ace: Opportunistic SOBs. Ya'll better hope I'm not the one to get to you first!

 

Vegeta: Who hired you?

 

Guy3: Our employer has asked to remain anonymous, but assures you that you'll be meeting soon.

 

Vegeta: Uh huh...so what do you want?

 

Guy2: We just thought we'd let you know that you're gonna die.

 

Guy1: Yeah, ya know, give ya some time to get your lives all wrapped up.

 

Sub: Wow. And I thought NEMO was retarded. You guys seriously couldn't kill one of these fruits in under a minute?

 

Guy1: Heh! Cocky little pests, aren't they?

 

Sub: Maybe if you guys didn't have your heads up each other's asses you'd have noticed who you're dealing with! Not that it'd do you any good now. When we find you and your pussy employer, I'm gonna show you why Santa bleeds through his ears once a week!

 

Guy3: Hear that guys? Not only are they going to be the first to defeat the Azure Bliss, they're going to kill an immortal!

 

Guy2: Pretty big talk for a group of forest animals, a washed up emperor, and a couple of monkeys!

 

(All 3 laugh, transmission cuts off)

 

Sub: Immortal? What the fuck?

 

Trunks: The Dragonballs...

 

Ace: Great. An immortal. That's EXACTLY what we freakin' need, MAN.

 

Nemo: A great meal once said, 'Give a mortal ity and he will die, but give him im and he will never steal your waffles again.'

 

(Nemo implodes/falls through floor/drifts off bottom of screen. Any other idea you might have)

 

Vegeta: So where do we start?

 

Frieza: Leave it to me. (pulls out communicator) Zarbon, come in.

 

Zarbon on communicator: Master Frieza! What is it, sir?

 

Frieza: Scan the planet for any high power levels, excluding Metro City.

 

Zarbon: Right away, sir!

 

(Dialogue break. Pause)

 

Zarbon: Uh, there seems to be some kind of interference, Master Frieza.

 

Frieza: What?

 

Zarbon: The planet is giving off some strange energy waves that are confusing the ship's scouters.

 

Frieza: The planet?

 

Zarbon: Yes sir, it's a uniform energy distribution. It's either the planet or something evenly covering it.

 

Frieza: Well, get somebody on that. I want to know what it is by the end of the day.

 

Zarbon: Yes sir.

 

Frieza: In the meantime, tell me, are there any docked or orbiting ships in the solar system?

 

Zarbon: Negative sir. We're the only ones out here.

 

Frieza: (to gang) Well, it's not a rival empire. Some lucky punk must've heard about the Dragonballs and hired mercenaries to help him get them.

 

Sub: We already knew he was a pansy. Now how do we find him?

 

Trunks: They said they have Zerg around the world. Maybe we should take care of them first.

 

Frieza: Good idea. They might even lead us to our grandiloquent guests. Zarbon, are the bio scanners working?

 

Zarbon: Yes sir.

 

Frieza: Then scan the planet for any malignant clusters of bio energy that aren’t native.

 

(Dialogue break. Pause)

 

Zarbon: We've got something! There are 7 collections of some unknown organism spread across the continents. One of them is almost on top of you.

 

Frieza: Good work, Zarbon. Send me their locations and keep me informed.

 

Zarbon: Yes Master Frieza. Flagship out.(put away com)

 

Frieza: 7, huh? There aren't even 7 of us here.

 

Ace: And it'd be much safer if we went in groups. If you got infected, you'd be in serious trouble.

 

Trunks: So we're shorthanded and outnumbered.

 

Offscreen: Then I guess it's a good thing I decided to stop by!

 

(All turn. Reveal Solar)

 

Ace: Hell yeah, MAN!

 

Solar: No way I'm gonna miss out on one of the few jobs we get! So where to?

 

Frieza: (turns to Vegeta) Well, fearless leader?

 

Vegeta: We'll go in pairs. Frieza and Ace, you two should be strong enough to take a nest together. Sub can go with Trunks, and Nemo can go with Solar.

 

Frieza: And what will you be doing?

 

Vegeta: Guarding the bar, or course.

 

Frieza: Of course.

 

Goku: What about me?

 

Vegeta: You've got the most important mission of all.

 

Frieza: You're trusting him?!

 

Vegeta: Desperate times call for desperate measures! Now listen carefully Kakarot; this is of vital importance.

 

Goku: I'm ready!

 

Vegeta: Ok, head down to the shore of Brazil around 1.27 S latitude, 48.29 W longitude.

 

Goku: Yeah?

 

Vegeta: Follow the coast North until you get to a city called Recife.

 

Goku: Yeah?

 

Vegeta: If you stick to the beach, you'll find a little shop with a big orange fish on top.

 

Goku: Yeah?

 

Vegeta: Go down the stairs under the deck into the secret basement.

 

Goku: Yeah?!

 

Vegeta: You'll meet a guy.

 

Goku: Yeah?!

 

Vegeta: He runs a microbrewery. Go pick me up a beer. Tell him Vegeta sent you.

 

Goku: (disappointment) Aw...

 

Frieza: Aren't you going to ask if WE want any?

 

Vegeta: Get your own beer slave.

 

Frieza: (sigh) Whatever. Ace, give me that game manual you showed me.

 

(Ace hands Frieza manual)

 

Frieza: (on communicator) Zarbon, I've got another little favor to ask. Mobilize the strongest attack force you've got, bring it to the cluster in Australia, and annihilate all of those creatures. Lead the team yourself. I'm sending all the information you'll need now. (Scans book or something)

 

Zarbon: I'll get right on it, sir.

 

Frieza: Thank you Zarbon. That will be all. (Frieza puts away com, gives Ace back manual)

 

Ace: Ok ya'll, remember to watch out for lurkers underfoot and keep your guard up. Take out the hive as soon as you can, then start wasting everything in sight. LEAVE NOTHING INTACT! Some of 'em can reproduce from a single cell. And if your partner gets infected, booze him up. Alcohol will slow down the parasites, but it's just a temporary solution. It'll take a swig of something like Ace Drink or Sub's inhuman concoctions to kill 'em off.

 

Nemo: Skittle urchin?

 

Frieza: Yes Nemo, skittle urchin.

 

Sub: Can we get moving already?

 

Nemo: Yes, every minute we waste the Zerg are multiplying.

 

Frieza: (surprised by Nemo's sudden jump to sense) ...how do you LIVE this way?!

 

Nemo: (grin) Come on, hand over the coordinates.

 

Frieza: Uh, here.

 

(Nemo takes a second to see coordinates, flies out door. Sub follows, then Solar, Ace, and Trunks)

 

Ace: (outside) Yo Friez, you coming or not?

 

Frieza: (sigh) These people. (flies out)

 

(Goku walks out, head hung)

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If win:

 

(Guy tied to chair)

 

Ace: (holding guy by collar) Alright ya sorry excuse for an Undermind, start talkin'!

 

Guy: Ok, ok. My name is Bakra. I'm a member of an elite mercenary group, the Azure Bliss.

 

Sub: Elite my ass.

 

Nemo: Ok. (writes 1337 on Sub's ass. Explodes)

 

Ace: So what's the big idea stealin' my brood and wreakin' our city?

 

Bakra: We were hired to destroy the planet. When we saw that army building itself, we figured we'd use it. Ya know, why do it the hard way when it's more fun to watch someone else?

 

Ace: WHO hired you?

 

Bakra: I don't know. We never actually met.

 

Ace: Bull shit!

 

(Punches Bakra)

 

Bakra: It's true! He just left instructions and wired money through the galactic bank!

 

Ace: Let's try this again! Who's your boss?!

 

(Punches 3 more times)

 

Bakra: I'm telling the truth! We don't know who he is or what he wants with this planet!

 

(Ace gets off him, walks away a few steps, turns back)

 

Ace: Where'd you learn to command other peoples' creations so well?

 

Bakra: Well, our client handled most of that part.

 

(Punches)

 

Ace: Quite a man, this client of yours. You tellin' me you had no problems working for a guy who's obviously more dangerous than you?

 

Bakra: The Azure Bliss fears no one!

 

Ace: Big mistake.

 

(Punches)

 

Sub: Come on, you're taking forever. Just give me 2 minutes with him.

 

Frieza: Last time we let you interrogate someone you forgot to ask any questions.

 

Sub: I didn't forget.

 

Trunks: Tell us about the Dragonballs.

 

Bakra: Dragonballs? What's that, some kinda joke?

 

Ace: Sub, have fun.

 

(Sub approaches)

 

Bakra: W-wait, you mean THOSE things?! Our client asked us to get them before we started on the planet!

 

Trunks: What was the wish?

 

Bakra: What wish?

 

Sub: Hmm. Do I feel like starting with the inside or the outside?

 

Bakra: I mean immortality! He said he'd wish for immortality!

 

(Pause)

 

Frieza: Hm. That could be a problem.

 

Ace: Ah, we'll deal.

 

Sub: I still get to torture him, right?

 

Frieza: No.

 

Sub: Well I'm torturing SOMEONE.

 

Nemo: Does a feather contain enough genetic information to engineer a hat?

 

Sub: ...excuse us for a minute.

 

(Drags Nemo off screen)

 

Ace: One more question. Who are your teammates and where can I find them?

 

(Screen with 2 guys descends from behind bar. Sub returns to screen)

 

Guy2: Hey, there he is. Looks like you ran into a bit of trouble with these Earth fighters, huh Bakra?

 

Guy3: You always were the worst fighter, but I can't believe you'd lose so easily to a few rats and a washed up emperor!

 

Bakra: I can explain, guys! They were-

 

Guy2: Save it, Bakra! There's no excuse for defeat!

 

Guy3: You're a loser, Bakra. And there's no place for losers on the Azure Bliss!

 

Bakra: What?! You ungrateful dicks!

 

Vegeta: Silence! Ah, my head. How dare you storm into my bar and give me a headache!?

 

Trunks: Dad, they're not actually in the bar.

 

Vegeta: Oh right. Then how dare you storm into my stolen big-screen plasma T.V.?!

 

Guy2: Haha! Did I hear him right, Har? (That’s short for Harlock, not a typo)

 

Guy3: Vegeta, a bartender? And Frieza working for him? That's so rich! We should take pictures! They'll sell for thousands!

 

Vegeta: Grr. No one mocks a Saiya-jin and gets away with it!

 

Ace: What'da you creeps callin' for anyway, MAN?

 

Guy3: I take it that Bakra already introduced us. He was always such a wimp under pressure.

 

Ace: Yeah, we know who ya are and what you're doin'. What we're interested in is where and when you wanna die.

 

Guy2: Hah! Pretty cocky for a pet.

 

Guy3: Don't judge us by Bakra's pitiful power. He's nothing compared to the two of us.

 

Trunks: Enough of this! Why don't you come here and PROVE your so called power?!

 

Guy2: Sorry, but we're a bit too busy running all these creatures you left us to play with monkeys.

 

Trunks: Huh? (turns to Ace/Frieza) I thought you guys trashed the hive!

 

Guy3: That was just ONE of our hives. We've already got colonies set up across the globe!

 

Guy2: But don't worry. Once we beef up their numbers a bit we and our employer will stop by and show you why we're the most feared mercenaries in the universe!

 

(Transmission ends)

 

Sub: What a bunch of fags.

 

Nemo: (walks on screen) We need to get cable.

 

(Punches Nemo off screen again)

 

Ace: (to Bakra) Alright pal, your friends just ditched you. Anything new you feel like sharing with us?

 

Bakra: Hell yeah, I hope you guys kick their asses! Check the holomap you took from my pocket. The spots marked on it are where we're raising the monsters. I’m sure you'll find them hanging around one.

 

Frieza: Put it on screen.

 

Vegeta: (takes out holomap (little box or gameboy or whatever)) Uh...I don't think this thing is avi or rf compatible.

 

Frieza: Look, that T.V. just turned itself on and picked up a transmission without an antennae. It DAMN well can display a picture from something right in front of it.

 

(Vegeta presses button on thing, map of world comes up on screen with blinking yellow dots in Arizona, south America, Asia, Africa, Japan, Australia, and Antarctica)

 

Vegeta: Wow. Maybe I should read the manual on this thing.

 

Frieza: 7. Hm. There aren't even 7 of us here.

 

Ace: And it'd be much safer if we went in groups. If you got infected, you'd be in serious trouble.

 

Offscreen: Then I guess it's a good thing I decided to stop by!

 

(All turn. Reveal Solar)

 

Ace: Hell yeah, MAN!

 

Solar: No way I'm gonna miss out on one of the few jobs we get! So where to?

 

Frieza: (turns to Vegeta) Well, fearless leader?

 

Vegeta: We'll go in pairs. Frieza and Ace, you two should be strong enough to take a nest together. Sub can go with Trunks, and Nemo can go with Solar.

 

Frieza: And what will you be doing?

 

Vegeta: Guarding the prisoner, of course.

 

Frieza: Of course.

 

Goku: What about me?

 

Vegeta: You've got the most important mission of all.

 

Frieza: You're trusting him?!

 

Vegeta: Desperate times call for desperate measures! Now listen carefully Kakarot; this is of vital importance.

 

Goku: I'm ready!

 

Vegeta: Ok, head down to the shore of Brazil around 1.27 S latitude, 48.29 W longitude.

 

Goku: Yeah?

 

Vegeta: Follow the coast North until you get to a city called Recife.

 

Goku: Yeah?

 

Vegeta: If you stick to the beach, you'll find a little shop with a big orange fish on top.

 

Goku: Yeah?

 

Vegeta: Go down the stairs under the deck into the secret basement.

 

Goku: Yeah?!

 

Vegeta: You'll meet a guy.

 

Goku: Yeah?!

 

Vegeta: He runs a microbrewery. Go pick me up a beer. Tell him Vegeta sent you.

 

Goku: (disappointment) Aw...

 

Frieza: Aren't you going to ask if WE want any?

 

Vegeta: Get your own beer slave.

 

Frieza: (sigh) Whatever. Ace, give me that game manual you showed me.

 

(Ace hands Frieza manual)

 

Frieza: (pulls out communicator) Zarbon, come in.

 

Zarbon on communicator: Master Frieza! What is it, sir?

 

Frieza: Mobilize the strongest attack force you've got and bring it to the location I'm sending you and exterminate any life forms not native to the planet. Lead the team yourself. I'm sending the basic profiles of what you'll be dealing with now. (Scans book or something)

 

Zarbon: Right away, sir! Shall I contact you once we're done?

 

Frieza: Yes. One more thing. Are there any other docked or orbiting ships in the solar system?

 

Zarbon: Negative sir. We're the only ones out here.

 

Frieza: Thank you Zarbon. That will be all.(Frieza puts away com, gives Ace back manual)

 

Frieza: (to gang) Well, it's not a rival empire. Some lucky punk must've heard about the Dragonballs and hired mercenaries to help him get them.

 

Sub: We already knew he was a pansy. Let's just get started already!

 

Ace: Ok ya'll, remember to watch out for lurkers underfoot and keep your guard up. Take out the hive as soon as you can, then start wasting everything in sight. LEAVE NOTHING INTACT! Some of 'em can reproduce from a single cell. And if your partner gets infected, booze him up. Alcohol will slow down the parasites, but it's just a temporary solution. It'll take a swig of something like Ace Drink or Sub's inhuman concoctions to kill 'em off.

 

Nemo: Jabberwocky tengo?

 

Frieza: Yes Nemo, jabberwocky tengo.

 

Sub: Can we get moving already?

 

Nemo: Yes, every minute we waste the Zerg are multiplying.

 

Frieza: (surprised by Nemo's sudden jump to sense) ...how do you LIVE this way?!

 

(Nemo grins and flies out door. Sub follows, then Solar, Ace, and Trunks)

 

Ace: (outside) Yo Friez, you coming or not?

 

Frieza: (sigh) These people. (flies out)

 

(Goku walks out, head hung)

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If lost:

(Metro sewers/Zerg canal)

 

Level

[Zergish place like second level of first run if you made one]

 

(Scene opens on Dark chao with blue hand and feet tips ordering Zerg)

 

Chao: (looking left) Hurry up you filthy insects! Raise that spire! Finish that Ultralisk Cavern! Start on another Extractor! MORE HYDRALISKS!

 

(Vegeta and Trunks run onto screen from right)

 

Trunks: What the hell? Is that a chao?

 

Chao: Huh? Oh damn, it's just those two.

 

Vegeta: Who are you? Explain your presence here!

 

Chao: You Saiya-jins disgust me! You break into my colony and demand that _I_ explain myself?! You're all alike! You think that just because you're strong you can do whatever you want! Well not this time!

 

Trunks: Woah! This chao's got an attitude problem.

 

Vegeta: Who cares? Let's just kill it and finish up already.

 

Chao: I don't think so.

 

Battle

[Impossible]

 

(Vegeta and Trunks on floor, unconscious)

 

Chao: How's it feel, Vegeta? Knowing I control the fate of your world and being too weak to do anything about it...oh damn, you're unconscious. Blast it. Oh well, I guess I'll let you live. First I'll make you suffer. Then, after he figures it out, I'll kill you all at once. Hahahahahahahaaa!!!

 

(Fade out. Scene opens with Vegeta and Trunks lying in street. Vegeta wakes up)

 

Vegeta: Errr. How much did I have? Boy? Get up.

 

(Wakes up Trunks)

 

Trunks: Ugh...ah. What happened?

 

Vegeta: I think we had some bad Duff.

 

Trunks: No, I remember now. We were fighting a chao...

 

Vegeta: That was real? Then what are we doing in front of...

 

(Reveal bar on fire/crater/rubble)

 

Vegeta: THE BAR!!!

 

Trunks: ...that bastard!

 

Vegeta: (floats slowly off ground, throws head back) RrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

 

(Vegeta flys off at high speed)

 

Vegeta: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! YOU WON'T ESCAPE MY WRATH!!!(use clip)

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Level/game

[Zarbon and army in Australia. Probably don't want a level. Background is outback with very dark clouds. Metroids?]

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If at least survive:

 

Level

[Goku on beach. Not necessarily fighting]

 

If lose level, no scene.

 

If win level:

 

(Goku walking back with keg)

 

Goku: I hope I got the right one. Vegeta will be so happy!

 

(Goku stops as he hears guy in background on cell phone talking)

 

Guy: I got the stuff. You find us a buyer yet?...Good, good. I'll meet you down at the usual place...what da ya mean it's no good?...closed down? Why...the ARMY?! It's fucking DISNEYLAND, dumbass! How stupid do you think I am?...yeah, sure. I'll see you in hell. (hangs up)

 

Goku: (curious look) Hm.

 

(Back in bar, Vegeta standing around. Goku walks in)

 

Vegeta: Did you get it?

 

Goku: You bet, buddy!

 

Vegeta: Give it! And don't call me buddy!

 

(Grabs keg and starts chugging)

 

Goku: On the way back I heard something weird. I think there's something bad happening at Disneyland. Maybe we should go help out.

 

Vegeta: (stops chugging) I'm a busy man, Kakarot. I can't take every charity case that lands on my doorstep.

 

Goku: You've never taken ANY charity cases.

 

Vegeta: Like I said, I'm a busy man.

 

(Chugs more. Goku looks like he sighs or something)

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Nemo: (looking sweaty) Man, why did they have to pick Arizona? It's so damn hot and my fur is black.

 

Solar: Hot? Are you kidding? It's not even over 1000 degrees!

 

Nemo: (lowers eyes) ...

Nemo: Come on. Let's get started.

 

Level

[Arizona. And zerg. Maybe steal it all from that desert level in Comic Zone. Try to make them want to finish quick. At the end is a Nydus Canal instead of a hive, but it's well guarded. Destroying it and the surrounding guys finishes the level.]

 

If not finish quick enough, no scene.

If finish quick enough:

 

Solar: That was easy. I thought you guys said this was serious.

 

Nemo: We just got a weak group. There wasn't even a hatchery yet. I think they were just using this as a gate to North America. Probably wasn't enough material in this desert to grow buildings. Let's head to another nest. I'm sure there's plenty of fun to go around.

 

Solar: Hold on, we've got some time. Let's grab a beer. I haven't had anything to drink all day.

 

Nemo: ...are you kidding?

 

Solar: Hey, it's a known fact that people fight better when they're a little drunk.

 

Nemo: No, they fight MORE.

 

Solar: Same thing.

 

Nemo: Whatever. I guess we did finish early.

 

(Scene change to them walking down a city street. Pass by window of T.V.s)

 

T.V: Government officials have issued no comment on the park's closure or how soon we can expect it to open. No eye-witnesses have come forward within the last several hours, indicating that there may have been no survivors.

 

Nemo: Huh. Looks like Disneyland got shut down.

 

Solar: Probably that space mountain ride. I always knew it'd go out of control one day.

 

(They keep walking)

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If at least survived:

 

 -If Goku won beach level

 

Vegeta: Hm. We're running a bit low. I'd better go down to the liquor store.

 

 -If Goku lost

 

Vegeta: Damnit, where is that clown with my beer?! Grr...I'll have to go pick some up myself.

 

Level

[Walking through Metro to liquor store. More on the ground than Trunks's level. I have BG music]

 

(When arrive in store)

Eggman: You will surrender all of your alcohol to Eggman! And once I have enough, I'll conquer the world with my beer powered robots! Ohhohohohoho!!!

 

Vegeta: What? Hey! Nobody robs this store but me! And the boy. And the guys. Well, anybody can rob it I guess, but they have to give me a cut! Now either give me some or put it back!

 

Eggman: How dare you challenge the might of Eggman!?

 

Battle

[You can lose this battle]

 

Win:

 

Eggman: Curse you spiky haired creatures! Why do you always spoil my plans?

 

(Flies away)

 

(Duffman comes up)

 

Duffman: Duffman thanks you on behalf of the Duff Beer corporations and beer drinkers everywhere for saving his life and this tiny store. As a reward for your bravery and devotion to alcohol, Duffman now bestows upon you a powerful secret known only to the hardest of partiers: His beeper number!!! If ever your beer is far from near, or if your career has turned severe, or if your cheer has gone to tear, dial your 8 digit GPS location after the beep and Duffman will appear with enough cold, refreshing Duff beer to make your worst nightmares seem like pleasant dreams! Ooh yeah! Now Duffman most go. Farewell, and party on!

 

[Learned Summon Duffman] (Vegeta takes out a cellphone and dials during fights. Duffman flys down like Captain Commando, insert Duffman sound clip, refills HP and KI).

 

If lost:

Vegeta: Ah, screw this! I'll come back later (flees)

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(Outside (Start BG music for battle))

 

Vegeta: Hm? There's a strong power nearby...

 

(Walks right. Finds dark chao with blue hand and finger tips. Chao turns around)

 

Chao: Huh? Vegeta? Damnit! I wanted to wait 'til you were all together...

 

Vegeta: Do I know you?

 

Chao: You will. Right before I kill you!

 

Battle

[Impossible]

 

(Vegeta on floor)

 

Chao: How's it feel, Vegeta? Knowing I control the fate of your world and being to weak to do anything about it...oh damn, you're unconscious. Blast it. Oh well, I guess I'll let you live. First I'll make you suffer. Then, after he figures it out, I'll kill you all at once. Hahahahahahahaaa!!!

 

(Flies away)

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If lost:

 

Level

[Sub alone in Asia. Do whatever]

 

(Find Guy1 guarding hive)

 

Guy1: Huh? Hey, look who showed up! Nice job findin' me, shrimp.

 

Sub: Ha! It must be my lucky day! When I'm done with you, I'll drag what's left of your remains back to the bar and show the guys how weak they are!

 

Guy1: I think ya got that backwards, little guy. I'LL show your friends how weak they are when I bring them YOUR corpse!

 

Sub: Those are pretty gay last words. Oh well, I guess they're a testament to your life.

 

Guy1: This is gonna be sweet.

 

Boss

[Not as hard as before I guess. Still tough though.]

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If survive:

 

Level

[Sub and Trunks in Asia. Same level as above]

 

(Find Guy1 guarding hive)

 

Guy1: Well, what'da ya know? You actually found me!

 

Sub: Ha! It must be my lucky day! When I'm done with you, I'll drag what's left of your remains back to the bar and show the guys how weak they are!

 

Guy1: I think ya got that backwards, little guy. I'LL show your friends how weak they are when I bring them YOUR corpses!

 

Sub: Those are pretty gay last words. Oh well, I guess they're a testament to your life.

 

Guy1: This is gonna be sweet.

 

Boss

[Same difficulty as above, but you've got Trunks to help you]

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If won:

 

(Sub and Trunks walking down through Asia. Sub walks by, Trunks stops and looks into background. Follows path into background. Comes out in front of temple)

 

Trunks: Temple of Ultrabeer? (reading a sign over the door or something) Sounds interesting...

 

Choice:

            -I'll check it out. Sub can take care of himself.

            -I don't have time right now. I'll come back later.

 

If enter:

Level

[Temple of Ultrabeer. Crazy. Maybe a game level. Have a boss in it. At end, enter room with beer can flashing colors like hyper Sonic. Trunks: Wow! This must be some good beer! I'll save it for later.]

 

Level

[Sub does level below]

 

If leave:

Temple vanishes when Trunks goes off screen. Do level with Sub like above, but instead of boss at end, just destroy hive while being attacked by zerg coming out of it.]

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(Antarctica. Frieza and Ace)

 

Ace: Damnit Friez, why'd you have to pick Antarctica? I'm freezing my tail off, MAN! There aren't even any people down here to protect! Couldn't we have left this for later? Maybe brought some CLOTHS!?

 

Frieza: That's exactly WHY we came here first. They'd expect us to neglect an unoccupied wasteland for as long as possible in favor of a more important location. We're going to make sure that they're not hiding something down here.

 

Ace: Easy for you to say. You're cold blooded.

 

Frieza: Deal with it.

 

(Frieza's communicator beeps. Takes out)

 

Zarbon: Master Frieza, do you copy?

 

Frieza: Yes Zarbon, what is it?

 

Zarbon: Extermination of the creatures is complete, Master Frieza. But there are some unexpected circumstances.

 

Frieza: Yes?

 

Zarbon: Well, they were already dead when we got here.

 

Frieza: What?!

 

Zarbon: When we arrived, we found the last of them being finished off by another unidentified life form.

 

(Scene change to Zarbon on open field. Two soldiers run by in background being chased by Metroids)

 

Zarbon: We've got the situation more or less under control. The creatures seem to feed on life energy, so I took it upon myself to eliminate the threat.

 

(Scene switch back to Frieza and Ace)

 

Frieza: (glares at Ace)

 

Ace: I swear that one wasn't me, man.

 

Frieza: Good work Zarbon. Though in the future it would be best if you consulted me before eradicating a species.

 

Zarbon: Forgive me sir, it won't happen again. By the way sir, while we're down here should we establish a base on the planet and begin conquest of the region?

 

Frieza: No, we'll save that for another day. Return to the ship and keep me informed of any notable abnormalities. Frieza out.

 

(Puts transmitter away)

 

Ace: Can we get goin' already? I think my eyes are about to freeze, MAN.

 

Level

[Shrug.]

 

(Find Guy 2 guarding hive)

 

Guy2: Hah! In a hurry to die, are we?

 

Ace: Sorry, ain't got time for the usual exchange of arrogance, MAN. We're just gonna kill you and get the hell outta here before my blood solidifies.

 

Guy2: Hah! Can't take the cold, huh? Fine then, let me turn up the heat!

 

Frieza: Is it just me, or do all of them speak entirely in clichés?

 

Ace: I'll get back to you on that when I can feel my brain.

 

Battle

[Since it's Frieza and Ace, it should probably be hard. Nothing special in mind. Guy2 dies]

 

Frieza: Hmph! Maybe we're not in as much trouble as we thought.

 

Nemo: (telepathically) Hey guys. No hive in Arizona. Just a big Nydus Canal.

 

Sub: Asia's done. (if didn't win): And that guy you had so much trouble with was nothing.

 

Frieza: And we're finished here in Antarctica with another member of the mercenary group dead. We should have this wrapped up before dinner. Vegeta, how're things at home?

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(if sewer level)

Vegeta: The bar was destroyed.

 

Sub: What?!

 

Nemo: What happened?

 

Vegeta: We went down to finish the nest under Metro. We found a chao down there commanding them.

 

(Frieza steps back)

 

Ace: A...chao?

 

Trunks: A dark chao. It was amazingly powerful. It defeated us easily. When we came to, we were in front of the remains of the bar. We don't know why it spared us or if something came along and saved us. Either way, I think we've found our true enemy.

 

Sub: ...a chao? First you guys lose to THESE queers, now a CHAO?!

 

Frieza: You said it was a dark chao?

 

Trunks: Yeah.

 

Frieza: You didn't happen to notice what color its hands and feet were, did you?

 

Trunks: Uh...they were blue. Why?

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If metro level:

Vegeta: Something weird just happened. I went to the liquor store and I met this chao. It attacked me for no reason and defeated me easily!

 

(Frieza steps back)

 

Sub: You got beat my a chao?

 

Frieza: Well...there's lots of powerful chao in Metro. Maybe you just caught one in a bad mood.

 

Vegeta: No way, I've never seen this one before. It knew my name. It acted like I did something to it...oh well, I guess it's nothing. I still can't believe it beat me...

 

Frieza: Uh, describe it. Maybe I know it.

 

Vegeta: It was a dark chao. Regular evolution.

 

Frieza: Did you happen to notice what color its hands and feet were?

 

Vegeta: Um...blue. Why?

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Frieza: Nevermind. We'll meet up at the last 2 hives and...well, figure something out.

 

(Frieza turns away, hangs head)

 

Ace: What's up? You know this chao?

 

Frieza: …

 

Frieza: ...Tell the guys that I'm sorry.

 

Ace: It's THAT powerful?!

 

Frieza: That's not it.

 

Ace: Then what?

 

Frieza: I just...it's time I move on. I wasn't supposed to be here this long anyway.

 

Ace: Bullshit, MAN! You know this is about that chao. What is it? You can at least let us know what we're dealin' with!

 

Frieza: You're wrong. I don't know anything about this chao. It just reminded me of something. Before I can here, I...there's something waiting for me, Ace. And I'm not going to find it sitting in a bar. Besides, why should I care what happens to this spec of dirt? I have an empire to rule. It was fun, but you knew it wouldn't last, right? How could it? We were just a bunch of drunks playing drunken games.

 

Ace: What're you saying?

 

Frieza: It was just a dream, Ace. Drunks like us? Mercenaries? It was nothing but a party that didn't want to end. You should get out too while you can. Salvage what you can of this wasted time.

 

Ace: I don't know about you, but I haven't been wasting anything, MAN.

 

(Frieza pauses, starts walking away)

 

Ace: Frieza.

 

(Frieza stops)

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Sewer:

 

Ace: An immortal just took out 2 of our best with no problem. There's still another mercenary out there. The colony under Metro must be huge by now. The Dragonballs are gone. If you leave us like this...you know what’ll happen.

 

Frieza: ...I hope that...someday...you'll still call me…friend.

 

Ace: Well who needs a friend like you, man? We're gonna finish this no matter how it turns out. Go if you want. We don't need the likes of you.

 

(Frieza leaves, head still hung. Ace flies away)

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Metro:

 

Ace: It's ok, man. Whatever it is, it's ok. Once you've got it sorted out, you can come back any time you like. Don't worry about us.

 

Frieza: Thank you...my friend.

 

(Frieza leaves, head still hung. Ace flies away)

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(Ace arrives floating above South America. Dark skies. Barren wasteland)

 

Ace: What the...am I in the right place? The map says there's supposed to be a rainforest here. And the sky...I guess the Zerg could have done this...but there's no creep anywhere! What the hell's goin' on, MAN?

 

(Scene change to Sub+Nemo on ground. Ace drops in)

 

Nemo: Where's Frieza?

 

Ace: Something was buggin' him and he didn't want to tell me what. Anyway, we don't have time to worry about him. Let's deal with these last 2 infestations and then we'll head back to Metro and look into this chao.

 

Level/game

[Fighting levels are probably tedious and boring by now, both for you and the player. If you can come up with something that's still like a platformer but not like a Sonic or gunstar heroes, that'd probably be good. Level ends with destroyed hive]

 

Sub: What the…

 

Nemo: Looks like someone beat us to it.

 

Ace: No, this doesn’t look like battle damage. It looks like it…rotted.

 

Nemo: What could cause that?

 

Ace: Frieza’s boys said they found something like this too. Said there were some creatures that drained life energy that killed all the Zerg before they got there.

 

Sub: Well, I don’t see anything here but us and a bunch of dead bugs.

 

Ace: Ah well. It’s probably nothing to worry about.

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Level

[Vegeta, Trunks, Solar. Thing.]

 

(Find Guy3 at hive)

 

Solar: Hey. Ready to die yet?

 

Guy3: Ha! You may have defeated my comrades, but if you monkeys think you can beat me you're in for quite a surprise!

 

Vegeta: Nobody mocks the Saiya-jin race and lives! Well except for Kakarot, but that's different.

 

Guy3: Fools! No one in the universe can survive the awesome power of Harlock Azure, leader of the Azure Bliss!

 

Vegeta: (to guys) Man, they really do talk in clichés.

 

Trunks: Actually, pointing out someone else's clichés is becoming cliché itself.

 

Solar: So if everything is cliché then what does that leave us with?

 

Vegeta: Good old violence always works for me.

 

Solar: Sounds good.

 

Guy3: DIE!!!

 

Battle

[Hard. Kill.]

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Game

[Frieza walking toward camera, white background. Some kind of balance or concentration game. Like that Starfox temple where you had to keep the moving bar from hitting then ends. If make too many mistakes, Frieza's head explodes. Maybe you need to enter button combos. As game progresses, dialogue goes on at top. Maybe new lines of dialogue appear in tandem with things in the game.

 

Frieza(dialogue pic on right): Where are you going?

 

Frieza(dialogue pic on left): Where I was going before I got here.

 

R: You're just going to leave them?

 

L: It's for the best.

 

R: They'll die.

 

L: They can take care of themselves.

 

R: You know they need you.

 

L: Why should I care? This isn't my planet.

 

R: They deserve better than that.

 

L: If they want to get themselves killed, that's their business.

 

L: Besides, I'm supposed to be doing something.

 

R: How do you know you won't find it here?

 

L: In a bar? You can't be serious.

 

R: You know you felt something there. It's what kept you so long.

 

L: …

 

R: Go.

 

L: But…I...

 

R: Stop lying to yourself! You know you care about them!

 

R: You're not a cold, selfish monster anymore! It's time you started using your heart a little more and let go of your pride!

 

L: But...I can't...not this one...

 

R: You've faced your past before.

 

L: Not this one! It's too much!

 

R: All the more reason to reconcile it!

 

L: I can't!

 

R: You must!

 

L: I don't deserve-

 

R: Stop feeling sorry for yourself and fix it!

 

L: It hurts. Why...

 

R: It's your penance.

 

L: I...I...

 

No dialogue pic: Frieza!

 

(Pause)

 

(Frieza stops walking, Auroosay sound effect, white background flashes, game is done)

 

No dialogue pic: Never forget.

 

(Pause, screen gradually stops flashing)

 

Both: Time to settle this.

 

(Flies away)

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(Back at bar or floating above remains of bar)

 

Trunks: Well, we're outta leads. Now what?

 

Chao(telepathically): Attention S.P.A. I am the one who hired the Azure Bliss to kill you and destroy your planet. I'm waiting for you at the abandoned Duff brewery at the edge of the city. Come to me, or I'll come to you. And you don't want me to come to you.

 

Nemo: Obviously a trap.

 

Sub: As if we care.

 

Vegeta: A Saiya-jin never turns away from battle.

 

Ace: Let's school this beotch.

 

(Gang powers up, flies out/away)

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Game?

[Getting through the factory?]

 

(Gang running, meet chao floating a bit above their heads)

 

Chao: Welcome S.P.A. I trust that you've all-

 

Chao: Hey. Where's Frieza?

 

Ace: He had some business to attend to and apologizes for any inconvenience. Maybe he can reschedule you somewhere between the time we kill you and the when you wake up in Hell, MAN!

 

Chao: You mean he ran away?! Grr! You were all supposed to come together! He was supposed to watch helplessly as you all died! Now I'm really pissed. I don't care now! I'll kill you all!

 

Battle

[Technically impossible. Make him very hard, since there's 6 of you. Once he's either down to half health or 3 minutes pass, end]

 

(Gang all beat up)

 

Sub: Shit. This sucks.

 

Vegeta: How can he...be so strong?

 

Chao: You'll all pay. You'll all pay for what he did!

 

Ace: Man. What is he?

 

(Offscreen): One of the sickest jokes I ever conceived.

 

(Camera moves behind gang, reveal Frieza)

 

Ace: Friez!

 

(Frieza walks toward chao. Move camera back to where it was.)

 

Chao: So you came after all, huh?

 

Frieza: Long ago in my empire days, I came upon a planet rich in a rare and valuable crystal. I sent my men down to secure it, but they met with heavy resistance from a group of creatures resembling the chao on this world. I was in a particularly bad mood that day, so rather than sending a Saiya-jin force to exterminate them I went down myself. But I didn't kill them. Feeling creative, I took all the women and children back to the ship. Our bioscans indicated that they fed solely on a breed of flower that grew there. So I ordered them to be genetically reengineered to make the flower poisonous. Their color and odor would still be tantalizingly sweet, but their taste would be venomous and ingestion would cause seizures. Then I sent them back to the planet to be with their families. And for a whole week I sat in orbit and watched them die.

 

Nemo: …you...heartless...

 

Vegeta: I never heard about that one...

 

Frieza: Afterwards I sent my men back down to kill off what was left and went home. (Crosses arms) Apparently they missed one.

 

Chao: I was one of the children you mutated. Somehow I survived the poison. Once you were gone, I stole a ship and found new worlds with flowers that weren't as bad. I trained and trained and learned about you and your empire. With every planet I visited I grew stronger and hated you more. I've never forgotten the look on your face as you destroyed my home and killed my family. And now I've got you. You and your new army. I'll make you pay! You'll suffer a hundred times more than my planet!

 

Frieza: I know your pain. I know it seems hard and even wrong, but you must forgive me. It's the only way to end your suffering.

 

Chao: How dare you mock me!? Forgive?! I'll kill you and everyone you've ever known!

 

Frieza: I see. Well then...

 

(Tiny red commas fly backward from eyes. Goes super (which stops commas))

 

Frieza: I'll end your suffering FOR you.

 

Battle

[Super Frieza vs Chao. Kinda hard]

 

(Chao very injured)

 

Chao: Damnit. You weren't supposed to be this strong! But it's no matter. Once I've activated Ceraceti Prime I'll be unstoppable!

 

Frieza: Ceraceti Prime?!

 

(Chao teleports)

 

Solar: What's Ceraceti Prime?

 

Frieza: It WAS a planet. Supposedly. It's just a legend. Its people developed a machine that created what they called Chakarova, spirit weapons that were like spirits themselves, but with no consciousness or will. As such, they were intangible and couldn't be removed. They created them by draining the life energy of a planet.

 

Sub: Skip to the part where we care.

 

Frieza: A Chakarova could CONTROL a planet's worth of life energy.

 

Nemo: Woah, as in...controlling our life force?

 

Frieza: Controlling YOU. Or almost instantly killing you.

 

Sub: So where is it?

 

Frieza: Like I said, it WAS a planet. The legend says the people destroyed themselves and all memory of how to make the weapons while trying to take over the universe.

 

Ace: So how could this chao have found it?

 

Frieza: I don't know. Could it have been bluffing?

 

Trunks: Hey...don't the Dragonballs have TWO wishes now?

 

Solar: ...man. How could you guys miss that?

 

Nemo: Hey. Remember that wasteland that was supposed to be a rainforest?

 

Frieza: Then it's already begun.

 

Ace: An immortal that can control life. That's something we defiantly don't need, MAN!

 

Frieza: It still doesn't add up. The machine isn’t exactly handheld; it should've attracted some attention by now. I mean, it's about the size of...

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If got Goku and Arizona:

 

Vegeta: Disneyland...

 

Frieza: Uh...yes, actually, that sounds about right.

 

Vegeta: No, Kakarot mentioned something strange going on in Disneyland.

 

Frieza: Well, we've got no other leads...which Disneyland?

 

Nemo: The one in Florida! Me and Solar saw it on the news.

 

Frieza: Alright then, let's hurry!

 

Nemo: Chaos Control!

 

(All disappear)

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If only Goku:

 

Vegeta: Disneyland...

 

Frieza: Uh...yes, actually, that sounds about right.

 

Vegeta: No, Kakarot mentioned something strange going on in Disneyland.

 

Frieza: Well, we've got no other leads...which Disneyland?

 

Vegeta: Uh...he didn't say.

 

Frieza: Fine. We'll split up and search all 4.

 

[Assign 4 teams. 3 teams of 2, 1 of 1. Disneylands are in California, Florida, Paris, and Japan]

 

(All fly away)

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If only Arizona:

 

Nemo: Disneyland...

 

Frieza: Uh...yes, actually, that sounds about right.

 

Nemo: Me and Solar saw something about Disneyland being closed by the army.

 

Frieza: That could be it! Which Disneyland was it?

 

Nemo: Uh...Solar?

 

Solar: I wasn't paying attention. I wanted my beer!

 

Frieza: Whatever. We'll split up and search all 4.

 

[Assign 4 teams. 3 teams of 2, 1 of 1. Disneylands are in California, Florida, Paris, and Japan]

 

(All fly away)

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If neither:

 

Frieza: Well, a small town. It couldn't be in a populated area or we would've heard about it.

 

Nemo: That doesn't narrow it down too much.

 

Frieza: (pulls out communicator) Zarbon, come in!

 

Zarbon: Yes sir?

 

Frieza: There's a sizable machine on the planet draining its life force. Find it!

 

Zarbon: Yes sir! I'll call you as soon as we have it.

 

(Puts away communicator)

 

Vegeta: How long'll this take?

 

Frieza: Too long, I'm afraid. We should split up and start scouting the planet ourselves. It's a slim chance, but there's nothing else we can do.

 

(All nod and fly away)

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If neither:

 

[searching game?]

 

(Frieza flying in dark skies)

 

Frieza: Hm. This is hopeless. We'll never find it in time.

 

Zarbon: Master Frieza, we've found it!

 

(Frieza stops, takes out com)

 

Frieza: Where?

 

Zarbon: Transmitting coordinates now!

 

(Puts away com)

 

Frieza: (telepathically) Guys, I've got it! Follow me!

 

(Flies off screen)

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If neither:

 

(Whole gang standing on hill, black background. Maybe only upper halves of body visible)

 

Ace: ...You SURE this is the right place?

 

Frieza: That's what the readings say.

 

Solar: Of all places...

 

Sub: I always knew it'd come to this.

 

Nemo: It kinda makes sense when you think about it.

 

Trunks: Only to you, Nemo.

 

Vegeta: Enough. Let's go.

 

(Screen moves to reveal Disneyland.)

 

Level

[Disney world. Night, neon light, can't think of what kind of enemies there might be. Maybe just make it an obstacle course like those section Z levels. Finish at edge of giant metal dome. Enter]

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If split up:

 

Whoever: Guys, it's defiantly the one in Florida. Get down here.

 

(If Nemo not on team, he chaos controls himself and the team he was on there)

 

Level

[Same as above. When get to end, rest of gang flies down. Enter.]

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If came right away:

 

Level

[No scene. Same level as above]

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If neither:

 

(Gang running inside dome. When arrive, chao floating above platform, immersed in vertical beam of light coming from machine. Bright flash, light beam gone)

 

Chao: Too late! The Chakarova has already bonded with my soul!

 

Ace: Shit...

 

Chao: But you're right on time to see how well it works.

 

(Chao extends hand. SPA fall to knees (electricity arcing on them like SSJ2?))

 

Vegeta: Can't...move...

 

Chao: Hahaha! Better than I'd hoped! Not even the mighty S.P.A. can stand up to me! Now you'll suffer. And when I'm done with you, I'll destroy this planet and every other planet you ever owned! You'll all pay!!!

 

(SPA squirms in pain or just more electricity on them for a few seconds. Trunks slowly gets almost up)

 

Chao: What? I'm cutting off all your life energy...how can you still move?

 

Frieza: Trunks...what are you...

 

(Trunks spreads arms)

 

Frieza: What?....W-where did you...

 

(White aura flowing around Trunks)

 

Frieza: No! You...you don't know what you're doing...

 

Trunks: I know exactly what I'm doing, Frieza. It's the only way now. Tell Mom I'm sorry.

 

Frieza: Trunks!

 

Trunks: JOUSHOU GENKI!!!

 

(Jumps into chao, flash of white, Trunk's sprite becomes solid white, winks out like a TV (condensing into a horizontal line, then into the center). Chao remains)

 

(SPA gets up)

 

Chao: What the...what did you do?

 

(no dialogue pic): I've fused with your Chakarova! And since it’s bonded with you, I’M bonded with you, and that means you’re not 100% immortal anymore!

 

Chao: What?! No!

 

Trunks: Now let’s see how well this works on you!

 

(Lighting erupting around chao as he struggles against the weapon)

 

Chao: Damn you, Saiya-jin!

 

Vegeta: Trunks...you are a true Saiya-jin…my son.

 

Frieza: (starts running to chao) Trunks!

 

Ace: (grabs Frieza) It's too late Friez, he's gone!

 

Frieza: No! I won't let another innocent die because of me!

 

(Gang pulls Frieza off screen)

 

Frieza: (on edge of screen) Trunks! TRUNKS!!!

 

(Screen explodes. Fade to black. Reopen on grave on hill with Trunks carved on it. Vegeta kneeled in front of grave. Gang standing around.)

 

Vegeta: Of all of us...why'd it have to be him?

 

Ace: ...rest in peace, man.

 

(Frieza hangs his head and turns away)

 

Frieza: I'm leaving. The planet's dead. There's nothing left for us here. I suggest you all go too.

 

(Very short sad tune, screen fades to black)

 

Nemo: (still on black screen) Ya know...we COULD just wish it all back with the Dragonballs.

 

Story end.

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If either Goku or Arizona:

 

(Gang running inside dome. Find chao in front of machiny platform)

 

Chao: What? Blast! You're early!

 

Frieza(still super): You can't go on this way. Your hate will destroy you.

 

Chao: Shut up you murderous freak! I don't care what happens to me as long as it destroys YOU! And once I've unlocked the power of Ceraceti Prime I'll kill all of your men and all the people on every planet you've ever owned until the memory of my people is avenged!

 

Sub: Cute little guy, isn't he?

 

Frieza: Let's do it.

 

Final Battle

[Everyone vs Chao. Big, long, pretty hard.]

 

(Chao lying on back, start music Valiant Leaves Home)

 

Chao: Damn...you...you bastard...you killed my family...you destroyed my world...I hate you. I hate you! *cough*. I'll n-never forg-give you! *cough, cough* I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! *cough* You m-monsters...

 

Frieza: (kneels down beside chao) Forgiveness is like light. If you keep it to yourself, you'll dwell alone in darkness.

 

(Puts up golden-yellow glowing hand)

 

Frieza: But if you share it...

 

(Touches chao. Chao is engulfed in light. Light fades and chao is neutral (hands and feet same color as body)

 

Chao: Wha...where am I? What...oh no, what've I been doing?! (starts crying)

 

Frieza: (pats on head?) It's ok. We forgive you.

 

(Chao hugs Frieza's leg, crying into it)

 

Sub: It's still immortal you know.

 

Trunks: Eh. We'll just unwish it when the Dragonballs come back.

 

Solar: (walks over to machine) Think we should use this thing? A Chakarova could really come in handy one day.

 

Vegeta: (to Frieza) Does it make beer?

 

Frieza: No.

 

Vegeta: Then no.

 

(Vegeta blows up machine. Show life being given back to planet. Back to gang)

 

Frieza: Well, another day of saving the world and not getting paid for it.

 

Vegeta: We'll just rob a few liquor stores on the way home and call it even.

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If no ultrabeer:

 

(Gang walks away. Show scenes (I have no idea) and credits of some kind (for classes used and whatnot) to the background of Kiseki no Umi. Story end.

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If ultrabeer:

 

Trunks: Actually guys, I did find this.

 

(Pulls out flashing can)

 

Ace: Woah...what kind of beer is that?

 

Trunks: I think it's called Ultrabeer. I found it in a temple in Asia.

 

Frieza: Well don't just stand there, pour us some!

 

Trunks: It's just an empty can.

 

All: (groan)

 

Solar: Wait, is that a map on the side of the can?

 

Trunks: Hey, I think it is! It points to somewhere in Africa.

 

Vegeta: We know what must be done.

 

(All fly away)

 

Level

[Shrine of Ultrabeer. Require all powerups? A considerably hard or puzzling level. Something neat. Maybe have a password to get to it. Fight boss...think of it later...any ideas you have.]

 

(Enter room with fountain of flashing color liquid (lighter flashing than can))

 

Ace: ...man...

 

Vegeta: It's like liquid sunshine...with alcohol.

 

Sub: Well...let's try it already!

 

(Gang sips from fountain. Screen goes wavy into black. Roll credits to tune of Psycho Monkey (Joe Sariani). Show various scenes of sprites against black background, next to credits, doing comical things. End with still image of gang in bar(raising glasses or drinking or something like that) + Goku, GT Trunks, Goten, Neutral Chao. Goku explodes. Happy end.)